QFTMFT. Yours and my definition of big breasts must differ greatly from Jay Kays. I mean seriously, I don't even consider hers that big by non-Hollywood, non-pornstar standards.
Damn, I knew she was a nympho! That's why I've been trying to get me and my penis in front of her since forever. One of these days, Winona, you'll be mine. And you'll ride me like the slut you are!
Keanu was engaged but she died.. I imagine he, like any man knowing the tinest bit about Winoma and her many psycho actions is hoping for a quick escape and fears her love, or the rejection thereof would be scary if not fatal.. I'm sure he has a clue.. just jolly her along and sigh deeply, act shy and depressed. ew
First, I find her quite attractive. Unlike most others pics (on this site), I think she looks great in the pics. Are you going to bag on her because she is at the age where she wants to have her pussy banged like there is no tomorrow. I don't find anything wrong with that. Obviously she has been hangin with guys who can't get the job done. She deserves better.
Maybe she doesn't have double D's, but on her tiny body, full C's probably look pretty big. Ginormous boobs are nothing for a woman to be proud of if she only has them b/c she's fat everywhere else too.
I just want to put this out there, if I need to, I'm going to step up to the plate on this one. I will make it my job: Full time. Can Winona be any more perfect for me?
Keanu gay? No. Perhaps just wary of a bat shit crazy thief that he probably feels more sorry for than attracted to. But then I'm a chick - and although there are a lot of other chicks out there that I'd hit, Winona isn't one of them.Yeah though, her tits are big, just don't look so in that dress.
7:43 She is NOT fat...she never has been fat either...maybe you want her to look like all the Hollyweird anorexic idiots but Winona's been around for awhile and is an actual actress and not some dlist psuedo-celeb that needs to starve herself to death to get attention from everyone else...tsk tsk...pathetic isn't it?
fuck, she's hot and has big boobz... i love it!!! so she's a bit crazy, who cares.. the worst she'd do is steal my wallet after i fucked her brains out :)
Obviously, everyone has forgotten that these two were already in a film together called "Bram Stoker's Dracula."
They've be acquainted for a long time now and I think her comments were a joke. Everyone is acting like this is the first time they've ever met. It's not.
Granted, she's a freak-a-zoid, but so is Keanu. I think the story is being blown out of proportion.
jeditemple is right. These Hollywood drama fucks always talk about how 'hot' their costars are in the stupid press junkets they do for their upcoming film. Some even go a step further and actually fuck, like Pitt and Jolie.
But still, I bet Wino Ryder really does wanna fuck Keanu. Considering her track record that isn't such a big stretch. ('stretch'... *teehee*)
She is very hot tho, and Jamiroqoi is a whiny, pubic-hair-faced little bitch.
As Anon 11:27 said, please re-read my post. I don't think Winona should lose ANY weight AT ALL. I said she was tiny with a nice rack. She looks great. I just think it's funny when fat chicks with big boobs act like girls with C's or less should be jealous of their huge, saggy tits. It's as if they are oblivious to the fact that they only have gigantic boobs because they're fat all over. I only brought that up in the first place b/c some people were posting that Winona's aren't big and I just went with the overwhelming odds and guessed they were of the jealous fat chick variety.
If any of you have ever dated a crazy bitch you will know that they are hella good in the sack. It's like they leave the sane part at the door and only bring in the crazy. Winona I love you and your shoplifting ways.
Anyone who calls Keanu bad actor should go see A Scanner Darkly! The guy is GREAT in the movie, really great. Amazing role and acting (by everyone in it, BTW). And he seems a very nice guy, a gentleman, with a very sad past. I don't blame Winona for having a crush on Keanu. Almost every women and some men would like to bang the guy. He is THE ONE!
Winona looks amazingly good for someone who's such a heavy drug user. She had a pharmacy in her handbag when she was arrested for shoplifting -- many of them scored from the same Dr. Feelgood that Courtney Love was using at the time. Pretty soon she'll be as deaf from Oxycontin as Rush Limbaugh.
Not big, perhaps, if you spend all your spare time looking at pictures of women with silicone implants the size of basketballs. But in the domain of real breasts -- they're big.
I like Winnona better now. I used to focus just on her lack of talent. Now I see that I can at least admire her nymphomania. You are a crap actress babe but you can blow me any time.
i remember reading that during the filming of dracula, winona cried because they had to keep refilming the kissing scene with keanu. weird that she has the hots for him now.
Can anyone expand on the last sentence? "Nothing says a girl has a crush on you quite like a love letter and her amateur fisting video under your door." I'd like to see that one!!!
I think Keanu is a little too laid back for her. He's into meditation, and pondering world peace and such. Unless Keanu could convert his home into a high end clothing shop and let her have a go at doing a five finger discount I don't know if he could keep her interested- Unless he 'arrested' her tied her up..
Keanu & Wonona has been close friends for years - he has "had some of that" - she is just so whacked now she doesn't remember. His private phone number was in her address book when she was arrested, remember? He is smart enough to keep her at arms length now. Don't be sad, all you nancyboy wannabees, he gets plenty from normal women with big tits and stays away from the psychos. As for lancebass, wrong chromosomes.
Shit man, my life just got another mission: to lay down the meat pipe in her warm, moist & furry love hole. Then tap that ass. Crazy? Who gives a flying ****, when the babe looks that hot and probably goes DEFCON 10 in the sack. Yeah, bring my those freckled puppies, too! Ain't no shame to this game. Once the wand of joy goes down, I got 1 tongue, ten fingers and two feet to keep it going!
Winona Ryder is many things; one thing she is NOT is a woman with a small chest. She's absolutely tiny--5'4", 100 lbs. And yet on the set of Dracula, her breasts measured at a whopping 35 1/2 C. 35 1/2 C, people. On a woman of her size, that's frikkin HUGE. Pound for pound, little Noni's chest is quite massive, and you can really see for yourself in that incredible scene in dracula where she's wearing that little hat on her pretty, cute little head, and that green dress that can barely contain those big juicy watermelons of hers.
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Unfortunately for Winona, Keannu is a lance bass.
By Anonymous, on 1:19 AM
is keanu gay or what.. i'd be tapping that shit like a keg
then i'd invite my friends and charge $5
By Anonymous, on 2:31 AM
big breasts? where?
By Anonymous, on 4:11 AM
"big breasts? where?"
QFTMFT. Yours and my definition of big breasts must differ greatly from Jay Kays. I mean seriously, I don't even consider hers that big by non-Hollywood, non-pornstar standards.
By Anonymous, on 4:42 AM
Um, Wynona Ryder's like 5'1" tall, and has a coupla D's. That's some tig ol' biddies. Also, Jay Kay is a puss.
By Kitty X, on 5:37 AM
Damn, I knew she was a nympho! That's why I've been trying to get me and my penis in front of her since forever. One of these days, Winona, you'll be mine. And you'll ride me like the slut you are!
By Anonymous, on 6:00 AM
Keanu was engaged but she died.. I imagine he, like any man knowing the tinest bit about Winoma and her many psycho actions is hoping for a quick escape and fears her love, or the rejection thereof would be scary if not fatal.. I'm sure he has a clue.. just jolly her along and sigh deeply, act shy and depressed. ew
By d mumsie, on 6:11 AM
lucky bitch got to fuck Johnny Depp back in the day! jelous!
By Anonymous, on 6:19 AM
someone should introduce her to colin farrell.
By Anonymous, on 6:51 AM
First, I find her quite attractive. Unlike most others pics (on this site), I think she looks great in the pics. Are you going to bag on her because she is at the age where she wants to have her pussy banged like there is no tomorrow. I don't find anything wrong with that. Obviously she has been hangin with guys who can't get the job done. She deserves better.
By Anonymous, on 7:10 AM
i'd bang her silly for a year straight if that's what she wanted. and yes, she has bigger tits than you think.
By Anonymous, on 7:30 AM
Maybe she doesn't have double D's, but on her tiny body, full C's probably look pretty big. Ginormous boobs are nothing for a woman to be proud of if she only has them b/c she's fat everywhere else too.
By Anonymous, on 7:43 AM
I just want to put this out there, if I need to, I'm going to step up to the plate on this one. I will make it my job: Full time. Can Winona be any more perfect for me?
By Kev-o, on 7:53 AM
What are you guys talking about? They look pretty damn big to me in pic 4.
By Anonymous, on 8:05 AM
Keanu gay? No. Perhaps just wary of a bat shit crazy thief that he probably feels more sorry for than attracted to. But then I'm a chick - and although there are a lot of other chicks out there that I'd hit, Winona isn't one of them.Yeah though, her tits are big, just don't look so in that dress.
By What ho!, on 8:55 AM
winona's got a big brown beaver
By Anonymous, on 9:11 AM
give her credit - it was a professional fisting video
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
I wonder what kind of pic you would come up with playing connect the dots on her chest?
By Brandy, on 9:57 AM
She's hot. I'd hit it; don't care if she's nuts.
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
Thats sad. Wynona is actually a pretty good actress, while Keanu Reeves is just a pretty good idiot.
By Jack Harrison, on 10:46 AM
You guys are sick.
By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
I'd tap that.
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
Winona is a tiny girl with big boobs, I LOVE HER...if Keanu turned her down, that definitely makes him gay in my book. And he's the worst actor EVER!
By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM
7:43 She is NOT fat...she never has been fat either...maybe you want her to look like all the Hollyweird anorexic idiots but Winona's been around for awhile and is an actual actress and not some dlist psuedo-celeb that needs to starve herself to death to get attention from everyone else...tsk tsk...pathetic isn't it?
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
fuck, she's hot and has big boobz... i love it!!! so she's a bit crazy, who cares.. the worst she'd do is steal my wallet after i fucked her brains out :)
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
if winona ryder can't get laid, what hope do the rest of us have?
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
her tits ARE huge, i've seen them in person. that dress is really squishing them down.
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
Obviously, everyone has forgotten that these two were already in a film together called "Bram Stoker's Dracula."
They've be acquainted for a long time now and I think her comments were a joke. Everyone is acting like this is the first time they've ever met. It's not.
Granted, she's a freak-a-zoid, but so is Keanu. I think the story is being blown out of proportion.
By jeditemple, on 11:17 AM
if winona ryder can't get laid, what hope do the rest of us have?
any woman who "can't" get laid is just lazy
there are some ugly, fat, crazy bitches out there getting laid
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
@11:02 AM: You need to re-take reading comprehension 101. He never called her fat dumbass.
Winona is super hot, Keanu is an idiot, nothing new.
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
let me get this straight....a guy wants a lot a sex, he's normal. Winona wants lots of sex...she's a 'nympho'
....and all this time i thought she was a 'klepto'.
unless she's bi, then she'd be a 'klepto-nympho'...someone who has sex with you and you don't even notice...or I guess that might just be Jay-Kay.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
Rumor has it that her nickname around Hollywood is "Wanna Ryder"
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
jeditemple is right. These Hollywood drama fucks always talk about how 'hot' their costars are in the stupid press junkets they do for their upcoming film. Some even go a step further and actually fuck, like Pitt and Jolie.
But still, I bet Wino Ryder really does wanna fuck Keanu. Considering her track record that isn't such a big stretch. ('stretch'... *teehee*)
She is very hot tho, and Jamiroqoi is a whiny, pubic-hair-faced little bitch.
By bob loblaw, on 2:12 PM
She's crazy, crazy.
But God, I don't care. I'd let that crazy, gorgeous woman wreck my life and thank her as she fled the smoking wreckage.
By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
Dear Anon 11:02,
As Anon 11:27 said, please re-read my post. I don't think Winona should lose ANY weight AT ALL. I said she was tiny with a nice rack. She looks great. I just think it's funny when fat chicks with big boobs act like girls with C's or less should be jealous of their huge, saggy tits. It's as if they are oblivious to the fact that they only have gigantic boobs because they're fat all over. I only brought that up in the first place b/c some people were posting that Winona's aren't big and I just went with the overwhelming odds and guessed they were of the jealous fat chick variety.
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
Brandy said...
"I wonder what kind of pic you would come up with playing connect the dots on her chest?"
-I'm thinking a map of downtown Tokyo. Who cares if she has big boobs, those things are spotted like a leopard. Nasty.
By Rum me, on 3:17 PM
lol, here we go again with the pathetic nitpicking and flaw-finding of an unquestionably hot woman.
By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM
She must be a nympho. She just got a little sum'n-sum'n before these pictures were taken.
Look at her hair. It's styled in that tousled "just-been-fucked" look all the kids are into these days
By discord, on 3:58 PM
If any of you have ever dated a crazy bitch you will know that they are hella good in the sack. It's like they leave the sane part at the door and only bring in the crazy. Winona I love you and your shoplifting ways.
By Anonymous, on 4:30 PM
Anyone who calls Keanu bad actor should go see A Scanner Darkly! The guy is GREAT in the movie, really great. Amazing role and acting (by everyone in it, BTW). And he seems a very nice guy, a gentleman, with a very sad past. I don't blame Winona for having a crush on Keanu. Almost every women and some men would like to bang the guy. He is THE ONE!
By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM
she looks beautiful
By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM
I still think she's hot I didn't mean it as an insult
By Brandy, on 5:17 PM
Winona looks amazingly good for someone who's such a heavy drug user. She had a pharmacy in her handbag when she was arrested for shoplifting -- many of them scored from the same Dr. Feelgood that Courtney Love was using at the time. Pretty soon she'll be as deaf from Oxycontin as Rush Limbaugh.
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
not big titties, but cute.
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
Not big, perhaps, if you spend all your spare time looking at pictures of women with silicone implants the size of basketballs. But in the domain of real breasts -- they're big.
By Anonymous, on 5:54 PM
I like Winnona better now. I used to focus just on her lack of talent. Now I see that I can at least admire her nymphomania. You are a crap actress babe but you can blow me any time.
By Anonymous, on 7:51 PM
Isn't Keanu married to David Geffen? Word is that union is still in power on paper.
By Anonymous, on 9:28 PM
Isn't he still legally married to David Geffen?
By Anonymous, on 9:29 PM
Those milky white jugs could only be improved by my special homemade "glaze."
By Anonymous, on 11:25 PM
i remember reading that during the filming of dracula, winona cried because they had to keep refilming the kissing scene with keanu. weird that she has the hots for him now.
By Anonymous, on 11:42 PM
That bitch. He's mine.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 AM
they would make an adorable couple.
By Anonymous, on 1:42 AM
Can anyone expand on the last sentence? "Nothing says a girl has a crush on you quite like a love letter and her amateur fisting video under your door." I'd like to see that one!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:14 AM
What I could do with her for 30 minutes...what I'd do with the remaining 27 mins. I have no idea...
By Anonymous, on 8:20 AM
I think Keanu is a little too laid back for her. He's into meditation, and pondering world peace and such. Unless Keanu could convert his home into a high end clothing shop and let her have a go at doing a five finger discount I don't know if he could keep her interested- Unless he 'arrested' her tied her up..
By Anonymous, on 8:59 AM
I love how she has always had great boobs but never makes a big deal of it by wearing in your face plunging necklines like Scarlett Johanson.
She always dresses demure and you know she is a freak. I find that very sexy!
By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM
looks good, just busted a 3 tissue load
By Rocks and Blows, on 10:30 AM
she has cankles & her acting is extremely over-rated.
By aneurysm, on 1:21 PM
The lady is experienced. She knows how to promote a flick...just infer sex.
By DrDiSaia, on 7:29 PM
i'd let her ride me like a cowgirl
come here winona, i'm hung like a seahorse
By Anonymous, on 8:43 PM
Keanu & Wonona has been close friends for years - he has "had some of that" - she is just so whacked now she doesn't remember. His private phone number was in her address book when she was arrested, remember? He is smart enough to keep her at arms length now. Don't be sad, all you nancyboy wannabees, he gets plenty from normal women with big tits and stays away from the psychos. As for lancebass, wrong chromosomes.
By Anonymous, on 5:18 AM
She looks great. That's a really cute dress. I wonder where she stole it.
By lily, on 12:13 PM
great post, we have it linked! I would do winona.
By NinjaDude, on 2:03 PM
She's HOT........
By Anonymous, on 11:15 PM
She's HOT........
By Anonymous, on 11:15 PM
Shit man, my life just got another mission: to lay down the meat pipe in her warm, moist & furry love hole. Then tap that ass. Crazy? Who gives a flying ****, when the babe looks that hot and probably goes DEFCON 10 in the sack. Yeah, bring my those freckled puppies, too! Ain't no shame to this game. Once the wand of joy goes down, I got 1 tongue, ten fingers and two feet to keep it going!
By Anonymous, on 1:43 AM
Who doesn't have a crush on Keanu 'His eyes can take off your clothes' Reeves? *sigh*
And, no. Sorry guys. Keanu is not gay. Even if you wished him to be gay to feel better.
By Trustiva, on 4:07 PM
I'd ride her like the last helicopter out of Saigon.
By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM
Winona Ryder is many things; one thing she is NOT is a woman with a small chest. She's absolutely tiny--5'4", 100 lbs. And yet on the set of Dracula, her breasts measured at a whopping 35 1/2 C. 35 1/2 C, people. On a woman of her size, that's frikkin HUGE. Pound for pound, little Noni's chest is quite massive, and you can really see for yourself in that incredible scene in dracula where she's wearing that little hat on her pretty, cute little head, and that green dress that can barely contain those big juicy watermelons of hers.
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
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