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Guess Who's in a Bikini?

Lindsay Lohan took time out of her hectic schedule of calling in sick to work to relax in Malibu over the weekend at her boyfriends's beach house. Again. Only this time, she has on a black bikini and it looks like she's dyed her hair. I'm not a fashionista, but that may not be the most flattering of combos when you're covered in freckles and have a pasty white ass. She really needs to find something that works for her. Maybe something more along the lines of a hospital gown.

47 Comments:

I'm not sure about the bikini, when you're the same color as the white dots, you probably need to go with something that has a little more color. And why did she dye her hair black? I did that when I was around her age and I looked downright gothy...just makes her look even paler than usual.

By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
The sun damage is unbelievable. Look at her forehead in pic 1 and her back in pic 3. Creases like that usually don't show like that until your 30s even when you have fair skin.

By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
*sigh* Does anyone really care?

By Kitty X, on 11:20 AM
well her boobs look nice atleast

By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
kitty if you didn't care... you wouldn't be visiting the website.

By Raise Your Hand If You Think Kitty's A Retard, on 11:38 AM
Wow she is just going to burst into flames one day, regardless of how dark she dyes her hair thinking it will add melanin to her sun sensitive skin.
I have never seen a natural redhead get tan, then tend to get red and then skin cancer.

By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
Why did I look at the photos? I know better, but I still look. A bit like a solar eclipse I guess. You know better, but you wanna live life on the edge??....*shrug*

By joejoe, on 11:53 AM
Well we can only hope she'll go the way of skin cancer and not a drug overdose...

By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
Ok, we all know she's a crack whore, but you can't make fun of her for being freckly AND pasty. If she tans she gets more freckles. There's a little humaness in there somewhere, right?

No? Okay then, carry on.

By Hyperbole, on 11:55 AM
What in the world in going on in the last picture?!?! She has no ass yet there is a gross fold of fat coming from her thighs?...I can't tell, really, it's just weird...

By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
11:58- Thats her "ass"! You have seen an arse before havent you?

By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
What a mess. People actually find this attractive?
Play connect the dots with the freckles and when they run out you can start in with the moles.
Blechhhhh.

By Leo, on 12:06 PM
she looks exactly like a Celtic goddess. no wonder there's such jealousy and hate.

By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
12:05, isn't the ass supposed to be a bit higher than that? Looks like her ass started at her hips...or maybe below it...wait, her ass is saggy?!!?

By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
so...it's bad when she was anorexic and it's bad when she gained bad weight

By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
^ Yes, she's always ugly. Get it?

By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
got it (what your mirror says)

By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
none will admit it, but there will be guys beating off to these pictures

By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
anon 12:25

wtf you wrote that exact same post about paris hilton except you called her a "greek" goddess.

get a life you tool.

By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
Gee, suddenly she's got more of an ass here. But still, pretty damn hardcore, all in all. I can see why she referred to herself as the 'guy' in her relationships. Bitch's got an edge to her.

By a cautious guy, on 1:28 PM
the lower-case g means there can be more than one

By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
maybe that first goddess comment has triggered a tsunami of love that will wash all this hating away.

C'mon people now,
Smile on your brother
Ev'rybody get together
Try to love one another right now

By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
i don't know what that "thing" hanging off the back of her is, but it ain't an ass.... wicked creepy.

By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
That is so totally a dude with implants.

By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
ew... ew... ew....
seriously with all the money this girl has, can she get her belly button adjusted to accurate spot.
that thing looks like a third nipple!!!

By canada, on 2:43 PM
this chick can afford anything....
she needs to readjust her belly button!
it looks like a third nipple, why in the heck is so high up???

By canada, on 2:44 PM
"none will admit it, but there will be guys beating off to these pictures"

Hell, I'll admit it. This message is taking a while to type with one hand.
Yes, I would ravage Lindsay's crab-infested firecrotch.

(But, I'd also plow Kelly Clarkson, and I fully acknowledge that she is a Jersey Cow, so take my opinions with a grain of salt.)

By J-Bird, on 2:57 PM
Thank god! As I said on Friday, I was beginning to get the shakes due to the dirth of up-to-the-minute blohan bulletins.

Don't you people understand that I start to hyperventilate and twitch at the eyes if I don't know the news on the Firecrotch!

Have some respect already.

Thank you.

By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
She really looks disgusting without clothes. That banner picture makes me want to throw up.

By Anonymous, on 4:44 PM
sure, sure. just don't show these pictures to your boyfriends, or tonight they'll be thinking about her and not you. don't kid yourselves.

By Anonymous, on 7:26 PM
^ I don't want to give my boyfriend nightmares. Ginger Kids scare him (and me). I'd only show him these if we were in a fight and I wanted to punish him.

By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM
or make him really really hard (for once)

By Anonymous, on 7:38 PM
^ Lindsay Lohan, you really need to get a life. Silly Ginger.

By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM
ok, twice. first time was when he saw your brother in the pool.

By Anonymous, on 8:48 PM
Wow, somebody get that corpse a coffin. That's terrifying.

By Anonymous, on 9:03 PM
That's the weirdest belly button placement I've ever seen. What an odd-shaped body she has.

By Anonymous, on 9:04 PM
that wet ass would be plenty sticky when i got through with her. she's finally poke-worthy again, way to go Lindsay!

By Anonymous, on 9:17 PM
Ugh, my eyes! My poor penis! Must go look at Katherine Heigl and Kelly Brook pictures.

By Anonymous, on 9:32 PM
so on a whale watch

By Anonymous, on 10:02 PM
seriously though guys, come on.... she really isn't the most attactive girl out there...
i give her this much.. she has a somewhat pretty face... but that body! oddly shaped, leather skin.... i've said enough!

By canada, on 7:59 AM
she's healthy now and looking very lovely.

By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
i agree with 9:04. why is her belly button btween her boobs? i also agree with the leather skin comment. for a girl who spends so much time in the sun, you'd think she would have an inkling of a tan! shes whiter than jacko!

By rawkie, on 4:06 PM
i keep reading these remarks about how white lindsay is despite how often she's in the sun.

does no one realize that redheads don't actually tan? lindsay is probably lathered up with spf 9000 to avoid frying, and even if she allowed herself to fry, she still wouldn't tan underneath.

i mean, christ, i thought that shit was common knowledge, but apparently not - i can't open a lilo thread without reading someone denouncing her skin tone.

By S., on 4:29 PM
Why is LoHo perpetually pulling up her bikini bottoms?

By Sarah, on 5:39 PM
^cuz the crabs start to congregate in one place and she has to move them around.

By Anonymous, on 5:37 AM
this is awesome. i've jerked off almost a dozen times already to these pictures!

By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
Wow, you people are all so perfect..mind giving me some pointers?

Lohan actually has some talent..I was undecided, until paris' 'bf' was crude..nasty and arrogant with the firecrotch and "she's worth 7million..she's so poor" comments.

That's stupid, arrogant, and why America will be a pile of ashes someday sooner than not; superficial wannabes. l8a

By Destardi, on 3:23 AM