Jessica Simpson is a Slut
Chris Pontius, one of the stars of the upcoming, Jackass: Number Two, is not letting the rumor that Bam Margera had sex with Jessica Simpson last year die. Page Six explains:...[Chris]Pontius has penned and recorded a crude song about how fellow Jackass Bam Margera supposedly had sex with the busty blond singer - describing a kinky form of intercourse that can't be printed in a family newspaper... Pontius did not return our call, but Simpson's flack, Rob Shuter, dismissed the sleazy song's trash talk, telling Page Six: "There's no truth to it. Bam has been using Jessica's name to get himself attention for a long time."
Marketing yourself as America's favorite blonde then cheating on your husband with a guy who looks like he should use today's newspaper as tonight's blanket isn't a good idea. Especially when somebody writes a song about it and says that not only did you enjoy it, but you're also a freak. It makes it pretty hard to believe this when you have to wring out your panties for a guy who swings scorpions from his balls and licks toilet seats for fun.
Pictures from the set of Jackass: Number Two (thanks, Scott!):
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33 Comments:
OMG what are they doing to Steve-O's eyeball in that last pic??! And who's nasty ass hoof is that without the fingernail putting that shit in his eye? Are they really making another Jackass movie? Jesus when are these guys going to let it go and grow up a bit??
By Anonymous, on 9:24 AM
Even if it's true, how can he go out and write a song about it? I mean, having sex with a tranny is not a thing you should be proud about.
By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
"Jesus when are these guys going to let it go and grow up a bit??"
Hopefully never. Bring on Jackass: Number Three!
By Jester959, on 9:30 AM
I can't wait for this movie. I loved Jackass. It was hilarious!
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
That's a LEECH they are putting on his eyeball.
By joejoe, on 9:33 AM
The only thing "kinky" about sex with Jessica was finding out she has a dick and fucking her anyway.
By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
who cares.
By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
shes gorgeous but not too bright, but i doubt she was with him
By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
what's so "kinky" about ass-to-mouth? everybody loves a good piece of taffy
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
Jessica does NOT have a penis. It's just a really big clit. And don't even think those are balls. They're just big outer labia.
Geez. She bangs one guy in the ass and everyone screams tranny.
By CK1, on 10:45 AM
nobody brings the kink like conservative christian girls - i guess they really want to get nailed
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
she's much more enticing as a tranny. we've all got that one gay fantasy, you know.
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
I'm sure they fucked...she's just that skanky!
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
Between this song and the Brandon Davis "Firecrotch" song, my Ipod is going to be full of musical goodness!
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
She doesnt seem all that skanky to me. She is a hellova lot less skanky than Vanessa Vanilla or whatever her name is.
She might have cheated but Id doubt with someone as ugly and idiotic as Bam Margera...GROSS!!!
Now Dane Cook...he is a little better looking.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
You honestly think a girl who lets her own father titty fuck her double D's on a regular basis is above letting Bam Magera double-fist her ass? Unlikely. She probably brought Papa Joe along to film it too.
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
Dear first commenter,
Please tell me you were kidding about the finger with no fingernail. You DO know that is a surgical glove, right?
By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
s/he's hot, regardless. i don't care what i encounter down there - probably something nice to lick, but if not, just call an audible and turn around and present the fruit bowl. whichever.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
anonymous said'"Anonymous said...
You honestly think a girl who lets her own father titty fuck her double D's on a regular basis is above letting Bam Magera double-fist her ass? Unlikely. She probably brought Papa Joe along to film it too."
dude, thats fuckin hilarious.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
Ok, so one dumb skank fucked another dumb skank, and a third dumb skank blabbed about it and wrote a song.
Um, who gives a shit? They could all get into an oil filled kiddie pool and fuck each other to death for all I care.
By binta, on 1:23 PM
Nick??? Is that you?
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
binta no happy
By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
Jessica's a slut, that's the news? that skank would fuck anything that wants to fuck her ugly face.
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
Um...Steve-O (I think that's who it is anyway, the guy getting the leech put in his eye) totally has dentures. Nasty.
By Ashlyn, on 2:10 PM
I don't get it how is she a skank?
What did she do?
By Anonymous, on 4:44 PM
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By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
Hahahahahaha, she's so dumb.
By Anonymous, on 7:18 PM
Those guys are so stupid, I hate that show. When one of them finally gets killed I'm going to laugh, THEN it WILL be funny.
By Anonymous, on 7:30 PM
lol to the dumbass with first post. finger without nail??? he is wearing a fucking latex glove u dumbass!
By Anonymous, on 8:04 PM
she's easy by accident..."You mean if I keep doing this special handshake I'll get a free facial? Thanks mister!"
By Anonymous, on 9:21 PM
I licked a toilet seat on a bet once...you say it like it's a bad thing.
By mutterhals, on 7:00 AM
Okay, where's the lyrics? I gotta know what the huge shocker is.
Good think Jessica stayed "pure" until marriage so she could be a slut for the rest of her life.
By Piquebu, on 10:20 AM
5:00PM, a skank defending another skank
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
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