Joe Simpson Really, Really Loves His Daughters
Apparently, whoring your daughters out and bragging about the size of their tits isn't really as cool as "Papa" Joe Simpson thought it would be. Reports out of the Simpson camp are that Simpson really is a freaking weirdo.Joe Simpson has often displayed boundary issues in the process of turning his daughters, Jessica, 26, and Ashlee, 21, into sexual commodities ("She's got double Ds!" Joe told GQ of Jessica's bust in 2004. "You can't cover those suckers up!") , but sources are saying that the girls have had enough. Why? This is, after all, the man who praises the sexiness of daughter Jessica's body, and who, a source tells Us Weekly, told stories at an MTV meeting of helping her to fit for her first bra. Says a source who works with them, "It creeps everyone out. And he thinks he knows what he's doing, and that he's doing the best for his kids."
Even creepier is the fact that this dude used to be a youth minister. It's one thing to send little Susie to day camp so she can make friendship bracelets and sing along to "Jesus Loves Me," but it's another when she comes home with her lipstick smeared and her bra and one of her shoes in her hand.
Jessica leaving Ken Paves' birthday party on August 2nd:
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65 Comments:
Countdown until the Dateline episode where Jessica and Ashlee cry about their daddy's late night titty fucks with them starts now.
The worst part about it is that it will make Jessica and Ashlee more famous and we'll be stuck with those untalented trannies for even more years.
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
seriously, what's up with tina simpson? she should be more aware than us how creepy he is. and i wish people (and him) would stop calling him "papa joe" because that makes me hate him so much more for some reason
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
Bwahaha--the book Jessica is holding was written by a "famous" weather writer in my hometown of McMinnville, Oregon.
Also, Joe Simpson gives me nightmares.
By Jenn, on 2:33 PM
^i think the constant referring to these broads as trannies is an insult to trannies worldwide. can't we just call them cunts or something? just thinking out loud.
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
hahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Does Jessica's book even have WORDS? The expression on her face is as blank as that book. What a moron!
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
Pfff, what a load of horseshit. The Simpson girls couldn't care less about their dad's creepiness, he's been doing that shit for years, they're used to it.
This 'break up' must be over money, or control (over money). They're just using the "he's a creep" thing as an excuse and a ploy to keep public sympathy on their side. Little late for that, I'd say.
By john jones, on 2:40 PM
Love the picture there of Daddy staring down at Ashley's tits.
By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
can the girl shut her mouth? I hate when people walk around with their mouth just hanging open, ugh!!
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
If you HAVE to look at Ashlee Simpson, there is not better place to look than squarely at the breasts. Can't blame Papa Joe for that.
By unfrozen caveman lawyer, on 3:00 PM
So how does Nick Lachey fit into this whole thing? He was there long enough to be exposed to Papa Joe's freakshows.
By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
I can just hear him telling Jessica and Ashlee right now, "Daddy loves you!"
BBbbbbrrrrrrr! Shivers down my spine!
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
jessica pic #5: "must...eat...brains"
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
jessica's square jaw makes her look like a man.
and her dad is a perv for pimping his daughters like that. hes more than likely the reason behind ashley doing all that work to her face.
By prettyboy, on 3:24 PM
Geeze and we thought Britney was white trash. Nothing spells out white trash more than "Daddy says I french kiss better than anyone else!!"
(visions of National Lampon's Vacation)*shudders*
By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
oh dear lord! I though my dad was sick when he helped me pick out my panties
By Brandy, on 3:29 PM
For every girl that bitches about gettin banged by her Dad, there are two more girls who like it when Mommy's gone so they can crawl into bed with Daddy!
By Ryan, on 3:29 PM
...and by pick out my panties I literally mean just that.
By Brandy, on 3:33 PM
This is all just awful.
By CK1, on 3:34 PM
They could always get a restraining order.
Or move to some place he can't find on a map, like Australia.
By Zen Wizard, on 3:35 PM
Ryan, I hope for your sake that Mommy keeps taking you to therapy. And renewing your meds.
Joe Simpson. Sick Motherfucker. 'Nuff said.
By Vigilante, on 3:35 PM
Ryan, you are fucking gross.
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
Vig, please take an ASSpirin or two. Clearly you're butt hurt. While I sympathize that you got molested as a kid... get over it. Fuck!
By Ryan, on 3:39 PM
Yep, sure. I'll get over it. Just as soon as your nuts drop. Which looks like...never. Fuck!
By Vigilante, on 3:46 PM
Bend over, Ryan. Daddy's home!
By ryan's dad, on 3:55 PM
guess nobody noticed that guy with the huge red marks on the back of his neck :o
he should grow his hair out or something to hide that
By Anonymous, on 3:57 PM
yeah, that guy probably hates redneck jokes.
By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM
I wonder if it is OK with health codes to store organic tomatoes on the ground of a piss-soaked alleyway.
By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM
so THAT'S how it is in your family...
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
jessica looks so much dumber than usual in these pics. hard to believe that was possible.
By Anonymous, on 4:06 PM
Joe Simpson should have his balls cut off just for spawning those two whores, not to mention everything since then.
By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
He is a bad, bad man...now his own daughters think they're such hubba-hubba commodities, you don't even know what parts of their bodies are real anymore...
By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM
Probably they finally clued in that the public treats them as a joke so long as Papa Joe is hanging around acting creepy. Dropping him would make them look like something other than daddy's little manipulated hos.
And considering that Jessica's looked miserable ever since she split with Nick, I wouldn't be surprised if she was starting to put the blame were it belongs.
By Anonymous, on 6:29 PM
Papa joe is masturbating to Ashlee's new video as we are typing this.
By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM
As a Joe, I would like to say that it has been a rough day for Joes on this site...I apologize on behalf of all Joes.
That being said, they're both sick fucks...
By Anonymous, on 7:00 PM
All i have to say is. I'd give both Jessica & Ashley cleveland steamers.
By Anonymous, on 7:24 PM
figures the RELIGIOUS dude would be feeling up his own daughters. schmuck.
By Anonymous, on 8:14 PM
i know papa joe wants to hit that shit
By Anonymous, on 9:08 PM
By the way, they say Papa Joe's congregation collectively asked him to leave, after he kept preaching the sermon of Lot and his daughters, every freaking Sunday. It was starting to get a little freaky.
By Anonymous, on 9:09 PM
I love how stunned Jessica looks with book in hand. "Like do I have to read this???" No doubt a picture book of clouds, relax wee minded one.
By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM
He's just "keeping it in the family tree." LOL
Sicko.
By jeditemple, on 9:40 PM
"Clouds. I like clouds. Those are those the things that can fly like airplanes and are soft and squishy"
By strongvis, on 10:30 PM
Wow, looks like Jessica is in for some heavy reading.
By Anonymous, on 10:45 PM
Joe Simpson is the luckiest man alive. If I were him, I would fuck Ashlee right in her tight little anus (with no lube, of course), while I forced Jessica to suck my dick at gunpoint. Even if Jessica willingly gave me head, I would still hold a gun to her temple while she blows me.... because its not about the sex, it's about the power.
Goodnight all.
-J-Bird
By J-Bird, on 10:56 PM
i love joe simpson
By loopygorilla, on 11:07 PM
By the way, does pervy daddy think that nobody will notice if he ogles his daughters' tits in public?
By Anonymous, on 11:09 PM
j-bird you freak! How do you think Jessica would be able to suck your dick while it's up Ashlee's butt?
That being said, I want to remind everyone about the episode where Creepy Pa Simpson "accidentally" walked in on all the women in his family sunbathing topless, and afterwards Ma Simpson said "This was your lucky day!" I think if he really wanted to bang his daughters, she'd be the one holding them down.
By Anonymous, on 2:02 AM
In my experience, it's almost always the religious types. Blind faith in an invisible entity will do some strange things to you.
Just sayin'.
By sam991, on 3:24 AM
"The Book of Clouds" ???
I guess Jessica has a clue where her missing brain is after all.
By just-this-guy, on 5:54 AM
THE BOOK OF CLOUDS?!! BAHAHAHAHAH oh jessica...........
By Anonymous, on 8:10 AM
ahh j-bird....Joe Francis agains regales us with his wit and charm.
By Anonymous, on 8:11 AM
They do have nice racks.
By CK1, on 8:19 AM
papa joe will always be a true playa
By hulkmad, on 9:24 AM
I read "The Book of Clouds."
Then I read, "A Piece of Blue Sky."
I've looked at clouds from both sides, now.
By Zen Wizard, on 9:27 AM
When did Jess start swimming, her shoulders look massive in that dress...Joe is mega gross, spawning these two idiots and hence taking advantage of the stupidity of Americans across the nation by making them "super stars"...how insulting!
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
I share a name with a former Prime Minister of Canada, an infamous New Jersey high school principal, and a serial kidnapper from Ohio (learned that from American Justice on A&E), and get alot of friendly teasings from friends/family/strangers on my name.
That being said, I'm tickled pink my last name is NOT Francis. Joe Francis seems to be a real piece of work. If there's any justice, he'll one day be featured in a camera-free production of 'Inmates Gone Wild'.
By joejoe, on 10:00 AM
I can actually deal with Ashley. Even despite the fact she can't sing but she is still slightly less anoying than Jessica nad looks better than her now.
The lesser of two evils so to speak
By Brandy, on 10:00 AM
Hey joejoe, at least you don't share a last name with a famous ex-football player who got away with murder!
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
11:14,
Eeeeeeeexcellent point you make. ;)
By joejoe, on 11:32 AM
The simpsons sisters. This generations menendez brothers.
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
Joe Francis is a fucking rapist. I hope his day comes and I hope it ruins him mentally for life. Sick sick fuck. Joe Simpson, the religious guy, has always creeped me out.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
sam991, there's a flaw in your argument -- you never HEAR about the ones who aren't pervy creeps. You only hear about the ones who are!
Lots of totally a-religious types who are pervy creeps too -- look at Gary Glitter. Ew.
By Anonymous, on 6:04 PM
Anyone know if Joe's middle name is 'John'?;)
By Anonymous, on 7:36 PM
why is jessica's mouth half opened? like she just gave some dude a blow job and is savoring the taste of it..
your daddy is an incestuous pervert..
and yes Ashlee is way prettier than Chestica whose Public Affair single sucks badly..bleh..no talent bitch..Nick is better off without this whiny bratty bitch
By Anonymous, on 8:05 PM
Like Jessica doesn't enjoy having Joe's hands all over her now since shes all lonely :(
By Anonymous, on 10:48 PM
props to 4:03 for the ferris bueller reference.
By S., on 4:54 PM
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