K-Fed is a Genius
During an interview with GQ, Kevin Federline claimed his wife is worth over $200 million, but says even though he made about $2 million from "Chaotic," he's now almost broke. He also admitted he didn't graduate from high school in a traditional sense, but bragged about his GED (high school equivalency degree) test scores.I actually got amazing-ass test scores on it," Federline maintains. "Not that it's the hardest thing in the world. But especially the math. I got pretty high test scores for the state of California."
Just how high is an "amazing-ass" score? Is that somewhere between a "shitty-ass" and an "off the muthafuckin' chain-ass" score? Because all I got was this scratch-n-sniff puffy sticker and a smiley face on mine and I'm feeling a little gypped. Had they written "amazing-ass" on it, I'd probably be as conceited as K-Fed. Well, at least my sticker smells like root beer. I really like root beer.
Here are some Bigfoot sighting quality pictures of Britney on August 21st:
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61 Comments:
Hey Jenny,
What would you say if I told you that my penis smells like root beer?
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
Oh my God. Who brags about a GED? What a retard!
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
Kfed reminds me of Brewsters millions except there is no prize when he blows through the 200 million and he is not quite as likable as Richard Pryor.
Maybe 10 years from now he can sell his rights to the Britney Kevin love story to network TV as a mini series.
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
Ok, so he got a great score, on which try?
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
That darn GED is tough, I don't think that even Brit has one of them.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
OMG how can you have made about 2 million about a year or so ago and be brok...especially when your wife has over 200 mil?????? Plus who the hell brags over high GED scores? If your so damn smart why didnt you go to college right afterwards?
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
I seriously doubt spears net worth @ 200M. Comming from kfeds mouth, that pretty much confirms that the stated amount is BOGUS.
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
Jesus wept.
By mags, on 11:15 AM
I wonder what he blew 2 mil on? Does he have a toilet made out of solid gold?? That would be sweet.
By Longshanks, on 11:16 AM
I somehow doubt that someone who got an "amazing-ass" score on his GED can count up to $200 million. A GED FOR CHRISSAKES!! You know, I don't believe in ethnic cleansing, but IQ cleansing - that's a different story.
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
Okay, I'm all for trying to look cute when you're pregnant...but, a sheer top with nothing on under except for a bra??
By katdug, on 11:39 AM
That is the trashiest pregnant woman ever. She's disgusting.
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
smartest couple ever
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
Whoa, 11:17, back up babe! IQ Cleansing? We can't do that! If we killed off all the Kevin Federlines in the world who would we have to laugh at?
I don't know about you, but this guy makes me feel just so much better about myself. Superior. Goddess-like even. It's a good feeling.
By Vigilante, on 11:48 AM
goes to show you that there is no justice in this world when a pair of fucking retards can make more money than thousands of us intellegent souls combined. at least i can rest easy at night knowing i can shit a higher IQ specimen than these 2 idiots on a daily basis.
By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
I'm with Vigilante; we need Federline to prop up the self esteem of the rest of the world.
Like, a few years back, if I was having a craptastic day, I'd watch couples linedancing on The Nashville Network.
I'd feel better after realizing that is shitty as my day was going, I wasn't dressed the same as my girlfriend and dancing to songs about tractors, barns and coonhounds. :-D
By joejoe, on 12:09 PM
why won't he die
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
Dear Lord. Why? I am just baffled that someone would brag about high GED test scores. Most people don't know that I have two college degrees, because it is classless to brag. So, if this dumb bastard is proud, well dammit so am I.
By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
10:51: I'd scratch and sniff it, natch.
By Jenny, on 1:01 PM
Poor, poor K-fed. He just never can catch a break, can he?
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
i think he got a great score on math because of his definitive answer for what a "zero" is
By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
Brit and K-Fed are a perferct match. I bet he failed sex ed though (that is if he took it), especially the part on how babies are made. I guess it's easy to for-go any sort of birth control when you have a pre-nup that gives you $$ per rugrat.
By Brandy, on 1:36 PM
I guess there was a cornrow curve for his particular GED program.
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
actually I take back what I said about him failing sex-ed. He probably did exceptionally well in that class condsidering that he is now a professional baby maker. God knows he's not making a cent with his "talent"
By Brandy, on 1:48 PM
nice pics, maybe next time the photog will be somebody other than Shakes the Clown
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
Ok I guess I'll brag about my "amazing-ass" CBEST English Reading score then, I got a 68/80...that also means I'm a fucking genius too! Hahahha, K-Fed is such a loser,it's priceless!
By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
I take great offense to that fucking loser wearing a Atlanta Braves hat. Who the Hell brags about their GED scores?
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
britney has a geenie-weenie lol
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
the thing is, 12:04, who are the retards making these retards rich?
someone's buying what they're selling, and THAT'S the scariest part of all.
By S., on 3:01 PM
"I wonder what he blew 2 mil on?"
hookers & blow.
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
You know what makes me chuckle? It makes me chuckle when I think about Jason Allen Alexander. I mean, he's got to be sitting back thinking, "I can't believe she had our marriage annulled and then married this fuck".
By Jeffrey, on 4:09 PM
Okay, I'm less concerned at the quality of pics of Britney and more concerned at what seems like her having grown a penis.
If that's true, she really DOESN'T need Kevin anymore.
By Piquebu, on 4:26 PM
Is Britney Spears capable of doing anything other than shopping in sheer "shirts" with her pregnant belly bare for the world to see? Britney, it was okay when Demi did it. You're just pushing the fucking envelope. Stop it.
By Laurie, on 4:42 PM
Too true, S!!!
By Laurie, on 4:45 PM
Can you please post something about Blohan for the love of god! There's been no news for two days and I'm starting to get the shakes.
Thank you.
By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, Vanilla Ice Returns!
Everyone knows that GED's were created for sailors and prison inmates.
By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM
I see Orca is still tottering around in her ridiculous high heels. Will somebody please tell that ditz that no matter how high her heels are, she will always be a stumpy-legged, no-neck cow with cankles? She seems determined to maim her next spawn as well -- all it's gonna take is another slip on those nasty, cheeto stained jeans like she did when carrying SPF and her V.I.D (Very Important Drink) a few months ago.
By Anonymous, on 5:36 PM
i think all these kevin and britney haters are just envious. I only wish i could say i had 2 million dollars to blow on anything. I feel sorry for Kevin. Give the guy a break
By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM
what is that cunt doing wearing an A's cap
By baardhimself, on 5:43 PM
Re GED's really that hard anyway? Which begs the question -if he was so brilliant why did he drop out of school? Was it because he got beat up so much because I could totally understand dropping out for that reason.
It is strange to brag about getting really good scores on the GED. It is like he wants us to believe he dropped out of school because he was such a bad ass and not because he was dumb. If he got such "amazing ass " GED scores he couldn't have dropped out of school because it was too hard. Highlight on the Math too because you gotta be smart to get good grades in Math.
I see right through you KFed.
By Anonymous, on 6:02 PM
I see Orca is still tottering around in her ridiculous high heels. Will somebody please tell that ditz that no matter how high her heels are, she will always be a stumpy-legged, no-neck cow with cankles? She seems determined to maim her next spawn as well -- all it's gonna take is another slip on those nasty, cheeto stained jeans like she did when carrying SPF and her V.I.D (Very Important Drink) a few months ago.
By Anonymous, on 7:03 PM
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By Anonymous, on 7:09 PM
She is so gross. I feel so bad for their children. They are going to be so dumb, so trashy, so nasty... What has become of our country?
By Anonymous, on 7:16 PM
I don't even need to read anything about him anymore. I just see the pic and my head throbs in a nasty way. What a waste of space.
What do you expect? Wasn't there some story about how he blew a quarter mil he got paid to endorse some shit on one of those tacky rapper-bling watches? New money trash at it's most repulsive.
Don't any of these people know the meaning of "compound interest"? I guess that wasn't covered in the vocab section of the GED.
By Hyperbole, on 8:05 PM
brit and kev are way too awesome for this one-post blogwater
By Anonymous, on 9:07 PM
3rd pic - girl behind her just realized brit ripped a federline on the way out the door
By Anonymous, on 9:18 PM
4:09, I bet he's feeling pretty relieved. Lynn Spears, on the other hand, is probably wishing she hadn't bullied and tricked the guy into getting the marriage annulled.
By Anonymous, on 12:41 AM
She's pregnant. OF COURSE SHE'S GONNA BE BIG! She doesn't look too bad in these pics though.
Maybe she thought getting knocked up again right away would be easier than dropping the SPF weight.
By Hyperbole, on 12:57 AM
OK, so it's obvious that the last guy is not really bright (or girl) but I got my GED and went on and graduated college. I am not defending K-Fed, but not all people that get there GED are like him...DUMB WHITE TRASH!!! But look at it this way, Britney graduated HS and she isn't much better!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:40 AM
YOu have to wonder if Britney's mom still thinks she did the right thing in making Britney annull her marriage to that Alexander boy. Does Lynne Spears really think that Britney traded up with this piece of garbage? At least Jason Alexander could string a sentence together without sounding like a total moron, and he wasn't going around with his hand in his crotch all the time.
By Anonymous, on 6:45 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I always thought that the GED was more or less pass/fail, not like the SATs where your scores are actually relevant. This is like bragging that you DESTROYED on the k-turn portion of your driving test.
By rocketdoodle, on 8:12 AM
A woman under 25 with 2 kids already, with a guy who has a handful of others. Still wondering why this woman is over?
By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM
is he stupid or just stupid?!!!! or just really stupid?!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
what is that dumb ass thing that black folk and wiggers do with their mouth. looks like he's trying to stretch his mouth into a duck bill or something.
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
he's trying to make his lips look bigger so that you'll think he's black.
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
Who gives a shit what he earns and what score he got - he probably got better scores than half of you thick cunts on here anyway.
And for the record i think he should get a fuckin job, and put a stop to his shit music career.
By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM
sucks to go through meth withdrawal, doesn't it 2:49...
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
2:49, awwwww, is someone a little defensive here? Did someone FLUNK the GEDs? Poor little troll...
10:19, it's technically called a moue (betcha 2:49 doesn't know what it is), but you know that Britney and Kevin would just say it's a "moo-ay."
By Anonymous, on 11:57 PM
yes, the French pout. from the elegant language of the 35-hour work week cheese eating surrender monkeys. perfect for him.
By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
I really think that the world is full of stupid ass people.. when you can "drop" an album and get on tv and perform your crappy ass music... that in itself shows that money can buy pretty much anything.. I am sure his album will "drop" and dumb people will buy it and he will make more money JUST Like Paris Hilton and her lame ass music she stole from others.. but then I see real talent looked over.. HOW SAD IS THIS??? K Fed is a loser who got lucky... thats all that is...
By Anonymous, on 9:12 PM
Who The hell cares about his education???? he;s a rapper! and a damn good 1, and also a celeb with kids, alot of kids, if you have kids you'd know that it takes alot of money to take care of them!
I luv britt and k-fed, there great 2 gether, and very happy, they dont give a shit about what all you fat ass computer geeks who live off of gossip magazines think!!!!
By k-fed is fine., on 12:31 PM
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