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Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson Need a Remedy

After six years together, Kate Hudson and her husband, Chris Robinson of The Black Crowes, are separating. They have one son together, Ryder Russell, who is two years old.

I tried to find ways to make fun of these people, but I love The Black Crowes and I've only seen one Kate Hudson movie, Almost Famous, which was good. Furthermore, I haven't yet heard Kate Hudson or Chris Robinson shoot off at the mouth Sean Penn/Tim Robbins/Susan Sarandon/Gwyneth Paltrow-style, so I don't really have a reason to loathe them ... yet. But speaking of Almost Famous, please allow me to go on the record as saying I have fantasized about riding Billy Crudup's face and pedaling his ears more than thrice. Sorry about the impending divorce, "Penny Lane," but since I was kind to you this time, feel free to put in a good word for me with Billy and I promise won't give you shit about You, Me and Dupree.

Kate and Ryder on August 5th:


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36 Comments:

  • Sad, but inevitable. When she started talking about how unnatural monogamy was, and how if her hubby cheated she didn't wanna know, I knew it was going to end soon.

    What I guess is that he cheated, she knows about it but tried to deal with it, and then she cheated with Wilson as a way of coping.

    By Anonymous, on 11:24 PM  

  • how sad.
    a skull on a 2 yr old??!! gross. and long hair on a boy is super gross.
    she looks just like her mom in pic #3!
    i like her a lot. how sad.

    By Anonymous, on 12:29 AM  

  • omg this is such terrible news...

    not really, i don't give a shit

    By Anonymous, on 1:00 AM  

  • That's a boy?!

    By Anonymous, on 4:35 AM  

  • I like Kate a lot - she seems like a very pleasant, easy-going person. Her little guy definitely needs a haircut though - he looks like a little girl.

    By Anonymous, on 4:36 AM  

  • I'd like to know wtf she was thinking in the first place to marry him.

    By Anonymous, on 4:44 AM  

  • She has shot of her mouth, and only Howard Stern called her on it. And she really did pronounce kechup that way.

    Kate Hudson: 'Of Course They Hate Us'
    Newsmax.com ^ | 7-25-03 | Carl Limbacher

    Posted on 07/25/2003 11:37:50 AM PDT by Paul Atreides

    If you're an American and you go near Kate Hudson, keep your mouth shut, and stay away from the condiments.

    She's been filming her latest movie, "Le Divorce," in Paris, and she obviously prefers the company of Parisians to folks like us.

    Since she's been in 'Gay Paree', Hudson has apparently grown accustomed to the somber qualities of the continental Europeans, rather than the happy-go-lucky character of real Americans.

    In an interview, she said, "Sometimes I'll be walking down the street and I'll hear some American and I'll just go, 'Of course they hate us, of course they can't stand us.'"

    Some American? Is she now excluding herself?

    Mrs. Robinson continued: "We're the most annoying, boisterous creatures in the world. I mean we come in and we eat mounds of food, and we're like, 'Where's the kaachup [sic] for our French fries.' I'm like, 'Shut up!'"

    Preferring one condiment to another on fries - say for instance gravy, as in Canada, or mayonnaise, as in Holland - is a sign of obnoxiousness?

    We think not, Kate. We think that perhaps you should stay in France if you like it there, and we'll stay here and stop seeing your movies.

    Oops! Judging from the box office results of "Alex & Emma," it looks like we already have!

    By Anonymous, on 4:46 AM  

  • Now that she's not with the circus freak anymore, hopefully she will cut the little boy's hair. When he starts needing care bear ponytail holders, it's time to cut it.

    Cute, with the saggy pull-up. A good 10-pounder. Been there a thousand times.

    By Anonymous, on 5:09 AM  

  • always knew this one wasn't gonna last.

    By Anonymous, on 5:25 AM  

  • I thought Ryder was a boy?

    By Anonymous, on 6:11 AM  

  • cut that fucking child's hair.

    By Anonymous, on 6:47 AM  

  • Okay but pic #1? Most adorable little girl ever.

    By Anonymous, on 7:03 AM  

  • The separation thing is kind of funny since Kate was just on the View yak, yak, yakking about how wonderful her marriage was and how OKAY she is with Chris cheating as long as she doesn't know about it and how they're soul mates. Nice to know that whole interview was a lie. The long hair (on her son) has something to do with being Jewish and not cutting the boy's hair until a certain age.

    By Anonymous, on 7:06 AM  

  • "Sometimes I'll be walking down the street and I'll hear some American and I'll just go, 'Of course they hate us, of course they can't stand us.'
    We're the most annoying, boisterous creatures in the world. I mean we come in and we eat mounds of food, and we're like, 'Where's the kaachup [sic] for our French fries.' I'm like, 'Shut up!'"

    -Kate Hudson, c.2003

    By Anonymous, on 7:29 AM  

  • Bummer. Oh well...NEXT!

    By Anonymous, on 7:44 AM  

  • Maybe he had a relapse with the heroin?

    You can wear the prettiest designer gown to a premiere, but if your date/husband has trackmarks......yeah, enough said.

    By joejoe, on 8:33 AM  

  • I read that the long hair on the kid had something to do with Judaism and not cutting the hair until the kid is 3 years old.

    By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM  

  • I think Kate simply woke up one morning and looked over at the skag she married... And then said "Holy Crap! I'm married to this LOSER?!"

    Seriously, when was the last time the Black Crowes were popular? Early 90's?

    By jeditemple, on 9:49 AM  

  • i never got the cute perky beach girl with the aging mountain man drug addict. never made sense.

    By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM  

  • you know, their kid is really cute but I do agree he needs a haircut.

    I saw Chris Robinson in a club a few years back and he was so ematiated. I think Kate Hudson is one of maybe 5 chicks in Hollywood that is skinnier than he is and that's saying a lot.

    By Brandy, on 10:12 AM  

  • Their daughter is so cute. Even though they are a weird couple, I always kinda thought they would make it work. Too sad.

    By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM  

  • The separation thing is kind of funny since Kate was just on the View yak, yak, yakking about how wonderful her marriage was and how OKAY she is with Chris cheating as long as she doesn't know about it and how they're soul mates.

    LOL. it's so annoying when bitches brag about their wonderful relationships. of course, the relationship is always terrible, that's why they have to brag about it.

    By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM  

  • she had to dump him when he changed the band's name to "The African-American Crowes"

    By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM  

  • She's too young and high maintenance to be married to just one guy...especially one that looks like that and is much older than her too...Also the marriage couldn't have been that good, she probably wasn't big into the weed, while Chris on the other hand is going for that whole Tom Petty lifestyle...quite frankly I was surprised they hooked up in the first place, it was probably all cool and rebellious to be married to a stoner loser but after all the media attention and being labeled a "fashion icon" and Goldie Hawn's daughter to boot you really need to upscale your choice of mates...and definitely NOT marry the first one you see...

    By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM  

  • I'm shocked it lasted this long.

    What God damn dirty hippies. Cut that damn kid's hair already.

    By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM  

  • I think that it's awful that they are splitting up. With all the quickie marriage and divorces in hollywood I thought that they would make it. There is a big difference b/t Carmen and Dave then Kate and Chris.

    By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM  

  • 3:07- I think it's awful she married him in the first place. I bet he smells like body odour all the time.

    By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM  

  • Enough with her son's hair. A few people have already said that it's part of a Jewish tradition. You people act like if she didn't cut his hair that he'd grow up to be (gasp!) gay.

    By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM  

  • I think his whole body probably smells like sweaty testicles.

    By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM  

  • Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson Need a Remedy

    Looks like they found it.

    By a fatalist, on 5:32 PM  

  • That would be a really cute girl. She really needs to cut that kids hair. Enough is enough. She's raising a drag queen.

    By Anonymous, on 5:38 PM  

  • sorry i have nothing to say. i can't shake the image of you riding billy crudup's face, jenny.

    By todd, on 10:22 PM  

  • "I haven't yet heard Kate Hudson or Chris Robinson shoot off at the mouth Sean Penn/Tim Robbins/Susan Sarandon/Gwyneth Paltrow-style, so I don't really have a reason to loathe them ... yet."

    oh, they aren't liberals? thank god. nothing worse than americans thinking they can express their deeply held political beliefs.

    By Anonymous, on 10:31 PM  

  • ^ People like that are the reason I'm ashamed to admit I'm a Democrat. I swear we're not all that stupid. Most of us know celebrities should just shut up and read scripts.

    By Anonymous, on 1:14 AM  

  • 1:14 AM - Totally agree and couldn't have said it better.

    By the way...mmmm...Billy Crudup.

    By Martha, on 11:29 AM  

  • The only reason Kate has a career is because she fell out of Goldie Hawn's vagina. Sez Kate in 2005:

    She and her rocker husband Chris Robinson have agreed to end their five-year marriage if either of them commits adultery.

    The Almost Famous actress admits she's often tempted to cheat on The Black Crowes star, but she knows he would leave her if she acted on her urges, because neither of them could forgive an extra-marital affair.

    She says, "There's always going to be temptation. We made a pact that if that day ever came we'd be honest with each other and say, 'For some reason I want to sleep with somebody else.' I'd love to say I'm the kind of person who'd say, 'I'm going to go through the bad and ugly, ' and 'Oh God he cheated on me, but we're going to regain our trust.' I'd be gone. You move forward."

    Kate cheated with Owen Wilson.

    Why did this whore decide to get married to begin with if marriage is so disposable to her and she knew she was capable of spreading her legs so easily for someone who is not her husband?

    By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM  

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