"Nick is the most genuine person I know. Aaron - I mean, Aaron. He is. Well really they both are. Their dad's pretty hot too! What does that card say? You-should-shut-up-now??? Huh?"
I don't get it. This little jerk was quoted as saying if a girl isn't good-looking then she needs to get away from him. This one is very pretty, but why be with a guy like that? I still can't stop shuddering at the creepiness of someone taking his brother's sloppy seconds! That is just disgusting. I wonder what Nick thinks? Well, he's pretty gross, too.
Onstage in front of 200 people at a COMEDY Tour? A bit of a safety net, wouldn't you say?
Pretty much guarantees she'll (albeit temporarily) say 'Yes' to the question. Only thing more sad than a wigger, is a crying wigger. A crying wigger onstage infront of 200 people who came to see comedy.
And WTF is the Playboy Comedy Tour anyways?? Put a dozen Playmates onstage, throw some long division questions at them and let the mayhem ensue? Ok, maybe that would be funny. ;)
To help put this quote, and all the comments herein in proper perspective, I think it's best pointed out that the Carters once killed a jewish guy, and Kari Ann jumped on top of the still-warm corpse. Just FYI.
I'll bet Thanksgiving at the Carter household this year will be fun. While mom prepares the turkey, the Carter brothers will DP her why Pops Carter films it with his shinny new video cam. Sounds like a Happy Thanksgiving.
To help put this quote, and all the comments herein in proper perspective, I think it's best pointed out that the Carters once killed a jewish guy, and Kari Ann jumped on top of the still-warm corpse. Just FYI.
Ha ha. Funny story. I met her a few months ago. Her mom does consulting for Orthodontic practices. I'm an orthodontist. She was dating a big orthodontist from LA at the time. But he dumped her because she was SOOOOO high maintenance. He bought her a 5000 dollar handbag from some major designer and she took it back because she wanted the one that was 7 grand....
Should make for some awkward family moments. My cousin stole his brother's girlfriend (whom he met online I might add) and married her, and they didn't talk for several years. I wonder if this Playmate has been pregnant before. JUST SPECULATING, but areolas that large are usually found on women who have been pregnant.
" But he dumped her because she was SOOOOO high maintenance." All you young guys take note: The more smokin hot a woman is, the way to hold onto them is to treat them like dirt. Set the bar low and keep it there. Never spend money on them. Don't return their phone calls. "Hit" all her friends. She will chase you around to F your brains out, the whole time she will complain to her friends what an A-hole you are. You need to lower her self esteem. The lower you take it, the more sex she will have with you.
she's obviously giving it away to anybody within peenshot, so what's all this about being a fake toughguy to get it? all that jibberjabber is for guys who have to make up story to feel like it's a conquest to have sex with a proven slut.
10:57, why would you think I'd make the nipple comment if I didn't know anything about it, doofus? Pregnancy makes the nipples and areolas enlarge, even if the pregnancy doesn't go to term. Here's one example - go find those ancient nudes of Madonna when she posed for art classes. Compare them to the sheer photos that showed her chest in her post-Lourdes CD "Ray of Light". Note the size difference in the nipples.
Actually....on MySpace Angel Carter says this is 100% FALSE...the carter MySpace also addresse's this issue...Angel says they are dating but are NOT serious and that they don't like her.
And WTF is the Playboy Comedy Tour anyways?? Put a dozen Playmates onstage, throw some long division questions at them and let the mayhem ensue? Ok, maybe that would be funny. ;)
By joejoe, on September 19, 2006 10:06 AM
That is the funniest shit I've read all week. Thanks!
"The more smokin hot a woman is..." brandy, you don't qualify, I said smokin hot. If your "late", get a DNA sample from your german sheppard, he's probably the father.
it's not a moustache, it's latina skin damage from the sun, or as they call it, "el sol" (i learned that here). when she gets just a little bit older she'll have to shave off that skin damage every morning ("por la mañana").
i know she's sexy, and playboy has great photogs, but in pic 4 she just looks like a mentally impaired girl smelling her armpit. which is not where that odor is coming from.
Sadly, I will agree with you. There are women out there that just cannot go on living unless they're being treated like dog shit. I've seen it and it's sad.
That's not to say that all women will fall for your dumbassed theory. Take me for example. If you pulled that shit on me I'd send your sorry ass packing. Or I'd put a stiletto through your forehead. Wait, that's not right. I'd put a stiletto through your scrotum first and then I'd put it through your forehead. M'kay?
So please, for the safety of young guys everywhere, don't go saying "treat women like dirt and they'll fuck you 'til your balls fall off" without at least adding a disclaimer or some kind of warning or something. We wouldn't want someone to suffer an accidental scrotal amputation, now, would we?
she looks quite comfortable to be naked in front of a camera, must be pretty used to it..hmm I guess getting married will camouflage her sluttiness a bit..good move kiddo!
i think that's right about the brown ones, you're supposed to throw them back, e. coli or something like that. but i think asians are ok to hang out with. what's that saying - if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down. from the book of proverbs i think it is.
Awww, what's the matter 10:56? Too much self esteem for you? Not up to the challenge, eh?
It's OK, we're in total agreement. I wouldn't have anything to do with you either. I'm not into guys who pad their egos to overcompensate for their (ahem) shortcomings.
I am sad cause I have no friends. Will u be my friend. Theres no way my friends have more myspace buddies than me.....unreal. I've had this myspace thing for like ever and only have one friend....and i know her! Argh!
Please prove to me that i am worthy of more than one friend. Also tell me how you would like for me to spice up my space on myspace and I shall.....
Oh yeah and the Carter's are knobs. Ever see that one episode of Punked where he was trying to be all tough to this one dude till like 5 other dudes showed up and he nearly pissed his pants. Nothing but punks those 2.
Well he broke it off. Hopefully in her ass. Why would any guy accept "seconds" from any male family member that had previously "hit it"? Hope he got her anally before he DTB'd her.
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very hot. but will definitely have a thick moustache by age 40.
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
must be fun to think you might encounter some of your brother's old jizz
By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM
Maybe he's hung like a horse... ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! Phew, oh God! Sorry, sorry... (holds stomach in pain)
By Hottie Hottie, on 9:37 AM
pigs really can fly.
By Anonymous, on 9:37 AM
Ew. What kind of a skag screws a girl that screwed his brother who screwed Paris Hilton and Bai Ling?
By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
"Nick is the most genuine person I know. Aaron - I mean, Aaron. He is. Well really they both are. Their dad's pretty hot too! What does that card say? You-should-shut-up-now??? Huh?"
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
"Aaron is the most genuine person I know."
a white guy who thinks he's black is the most genuine person you know?
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
maybe he is, compared to her plastic surgeon and her "let's take one more look" gynecologist
By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
heeeey aaaaron, i got aaaaaanal!
shut up Nick!
By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
I don't get it. This little jerk was quoted as saying if a girl isn't good-looking then she needs to get away from him. This one is very pretty, but why be with a guy like that? I still can't stop shuddering at the creepiness of someone taking his brother's sloppy seconds! That is just disgusting. I wonder what Nick thinks? Well, he's pretty gross, too.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
People Magazine March 2007 issue:
"Nick Carter and Playmate Kari Ann Peniche file for divorce citing 'irreconcilable differences'" (aka dumbass mistake)
By Vern, on 10:01 AM
Her face kinda looks like eva mendes. Ok, ok, I admit I was probably the only one who noticed her face.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
i keep seeing him as the little kid in overalls on his cd cover.
and i remember his shitty rap songs. maybe he's....no, nevermind, i cant say it.
this woman is retarded.
By hannah, on 10:06 AM
Onstage in front of 200 people at a COMEDY Tour?
A bit of a safety net, wouldn't you say?
Pretty much guarantees she'll (albeit temporarily) say 'Yes' to the question. Only thing more sad than a wigger, is a crying wigger. A crying wigger onstage infront of 200 people who came to see comedy.
And WTF is the Playboy Comedy Tour anyways?? Put a dozen Playmates onstage, throw some long division questions at them and let the mayhem ensue? Ok, maybe that would be funny. ;)
By joejoe, on 10:06 AM
it looks like a couple of those balloons got inside her chest
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
LOL @ JoeJoe. No kidding. Just ask them to spell IQ. But the Carters are no rocket scientists themselves. That is some messed up stuff right there!
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
To help put this quote, and all the comments herein in proper perspective, I think it's best pointed out that the Carters once killed a jewish guy, and Kari Ann jumped on top of the still-warm corpse. Just FYI.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
dumb is good, not bad - "really? all girls like that? ok!"
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
Shes nothing special. And she's obviously a whore for dating both brothers, so they deserve each other.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
I'll bet Thanksgiving at the Carter household this year will be fun. While mom prepares the turkey, the Carter brothers will DP her why Pops Carter films it with his shinny new video cam. Sounds like a Happy Thanksgiving.
By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
To help put this quote, and all the comments herein in proper perspective, I think it's best pointed out that the Carters once killed a jewish guy, and Kari Ann jumped on top of the still-warm corpse. Just FYI.
What does that mean?
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
Ha ha. Funny story. I met her a few months ago. Her mom does consulting for Orthodontic practices. I'm an orthodontist. She was dating a big orthodontist from LA at the time. But he dumped her because she was SOOOOO high maintenance. He bought her a 5000 dollar handbag from some major designer and she took it back because she wanted the one that was 7 grand....
True story.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
I wonder if she's ever compared the two.
I don't know, hooking up with a brother of a former lover is weird. I can just imagine the exchange between Nick and Aaron.
Nick: Hey smell my finger
Aaron: Alright! It smells like mine!
By Brandy, on 10:49 AM
Should make for some awkward family moments. My cousin stole his brother's girlfriend (whom he met online I might add) and married her, and they didn't talk for several years.
I wonder if this Playmate has been pregnant before. JUST SPECULATING, but areolas that large are usually found on women who have been pregnant.
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
" But he dumped her because she was SOOOOO high maintenance."
All you young guys take note: The more smokin hot a woman is, the way to hold onto them is to treat them like dirt. Set the bar low and keep it there. Never spend money on them. Don't return their phone calls. "Hit" all her friends. She will chase you around to F your brains out, the whole time she will complain to her friends what an A-hole you are. You need to lower her self esteem. The lower you take it, the more sex she will have with you.
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
OMG!! I was gonna write something about her nasty areolas and look...anonymous did it for me!! Aren't they nasty on a such a young girl??
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
^ what are u talking about "areolas that large are usually found on women who have been pregnant"
have you ever seen a naked chick before? areolas come in all different sizes dumbass
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
Anonymous September 19, 2006 10:56 AM
Your rock called. You need to slink back under it.
By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM
10:56 AM or you can just come out as gay. it's somewhat painful at times, obviously, but you don't waste nearly as much time and effort hating women.
By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
Well, I hear this girl is fond of wearing a strap-on, so Aaron should be satisfied that he'll get everything he wants in the end.
By jeditemple, on 11:24 AM
10:56 I want to bear your children.
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
if i were an orthodontist dating her i'd repeatedly hit her up with the nitrous and afterwards say "it must have been something you ate"
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
Nipples like manhole covers. I'll take Paris Hilton and whatever STD she is curently sporting over this poor-man's Eva Mongolia lookin- whore any day.
10:56 is right. this type of girl (the type who would fuck her ex's brother, i.e. a skank with no standards)... treat 'em rough, and you get the muff.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
she's obviously giving it away to anybody within peenshot, so what's all this about being a fake toughguy to get it? all that jibberjabber is for guys who have to make up story to feel like it's a conquest to have sex with a proven slut.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
10:57, why would you think I'd make the nipple comment if I didn't know anything about it, doofus? Pregnancy makes the nipples and areolas enlarge, even if the pregnancy doesn't go to term. Here's one example - go find those ancient nudes of Madonna when she posed for art classes. Compare them to the sheer photos that showed her chest in her post-Lourdes CD "Ray of Light". Note the size difference in the nipples.
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
What a joke. Pathetic.
-Jack the Joker-
www.myspace.com/jackisthejoker
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
hey 10:56
I'm late!
By Brandy, on 12:41 PM
go find those ancient nudes of Madonna when she posed for art classes
ugh, horrible memories, seemingly long-forgotten...my advice: don't look, just concede the point to 12:25 PM. you'll thank me.
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
Actually....on MySpace Angel Carter says this is 100% FALSE...the carter MySpace also addresse's this issue...Angel says they are dating but are NOT serious and that they don't like her.
By kali, on 12:58 PM
i smell a carter brother eiffel tower.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
And WTF is the Playboy Comedy Tour anyways?? Put a dozen Playmates onstage, throw some long division questions at them and let the mayhem ensue? Ok, maybe that would be funny. ;)
By joejoe, on September 19, 2006 10:06 AM
That is the funniest shit I've read all week. Thanks!
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
i suppose the bunnies would say, let's have these guys strip, and watch the cactus grow while we wait for a girl to get wet.
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
i would hit her pooper until one of our heads popped off, doesn't matter which
By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
i bet she's not a virgin on her wedding night
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
"The more smokin hot a woman is..."
brandy, you don't qualify, I said smokin hot. If your "late", get a DNA sample from your german sheppard, he's probably the father.
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
definite moustache developping on that one..
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
great body but what a skank..
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
They are the smallest nissples I have ever seen on girls!!
By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
it's not a moustache, it's latina skin damage from the sun, or as they call it, "el sol" (i learned that here). when she gets just a little bit older she'll have to shave off that skin damage every morning ("por la mañana").
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
From Miss Teen USA to Playboy...god, that feels sleazy...
By scamps, on 3:10 PM
i know she's sexy, and playboy has great photogs, but in pic 4 she just looks like a mentally impaired girl smelling her armpit. which is not where that odor is coming from.
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
it's a good thing her front airbags deployed when she fell forward on that last pic
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
10:56 What have you been smoking?
Sadly, I will agree with you. There are women out there that just cannot go on living unless they're being treated like dog shit. I've seen it and it's sad.
That's not to say that all women will fall for your dumbassed theory. Take me for example. If you pulled that shit on me I'd send your sorry ass packing. Or I'd put a stiletto through your forehead. Wait, that's not right. I'd put a stiletto through your scrotum first and then I'd put it through your forehead. M'kay?
So please, for the safety of young guys everywhere, don't go saying "treat women like dirt and they'll fuck you 'til your balls fall off" without at least adding a disclaimer or some kind of warning or something. We wouldn't want someone to suffer an accidental scrotal amputation, now, would we?
By Vigilante, on 3:54 PM
Oh and by the way, lay off my girl Brandy. From the sounds of it she's out of your league anyways.
By Vigilante, on 3:59 PM
Honestly, she's fugly. And brown. Ew.
Blondes are way cuter Aaron. This one needs to go back to Mexico or the Phillipines where she belongs.
By Anonymous, on 4:44 PM
"Take me for example" Dream on. I wouldn't look your way a second time, let alone the first.
By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
Stilleto heel through my scrotum? Ooh, humm, that just gave me a semi-chub.
See? Treating women like dirt always works!
By foot fetishist, on 4:53 PM
anon 4:44 is a racist bastard.
you need to go back to 70 years ago where that kind of racist shit was acceptable.
By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM
she looks quite comfortable to be naked in front of a camera, must be pretty used to it..hmm I guess getting married will camouflage her sluttiness a bit..good move kiddo!
By Anonymous, on 6:04 PM
Looking unhappy to be in Playboy would be much healthier and would mean she's not a "slut". Soooooooooooooo true! Or...is that not what that meant?
damned if you do, damned if you don't...how DO you win?
By mags, on 6:26 PM
i think that's right about the brown ones, you're supposed to throw them back, e. coli or something like that. but i think asians are ok to hang out with. what's that saying - if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down. from the book of proverbs i think it is.
By Anonymous, on 6:57 PM
4:46, relax. No sane woman would take YOU.
How deliciously trashy to marry your brother's ex. You just know she's doing them both.
It's kind of funny, how these teenage horndog actors marry Playmates and are apparently shocked when the marriage breaks up.
By Anonymous, on 7:32 PM
Awww, what's the matter 10:56? Too much self esteem for you? Not up to the challenge, eh?
It's OK, we're in total agreement. I wouldn't have anything to do with you either. I'm not into guys who pad their egos to overcompensate for their (ahem) shortcomings.
And it's German SHEPHERD by the way.
Nighty-night, lonely little boy!
By Vigilante, on 8:09 PM
That's all airbrushing. In real life she actually looks like Rosie O'Donnell.
By Piquebu, on 8:42 PM
ok, i hate to say this, really, but:
CANKLES!
By i ate a smurf, on 9:29 PM
I am shocked that no one has mentioned her name.
Peniche.
Hehehe.
By Anonymous, on 9:50 PM
I give it 3 months tops then off to divorce court we go.
By Anonymous, on 5:43 AM
Satan called. He said to turn the heat on, the snow is unbearable.
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
mags is Pinchie or however you spell it..
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
it's too bad she's uppity. she'd have the best body of any maid i've ever had.
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
I don't know which are more firm: her breasts, or those pink stuffed dice she hangs up in her Corolla.
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
I am sad cause I have no friends. Will u be my friend. Theres no way my friends have more myspace buddies than me.....unreal. I've had this myspace thing for like ever and only have one friend....and i know her! Argh!
Please prove to me that i am worthy of more than one friend. Also tell me how you would like for me to spice up my space on myspace and I shall.....
Oh yeah and the Carter's are knobs. Ever see that one episode of Punked where he was trying to be all tough to this one dude till like 5 other dudes showed up and he nearly pissed his pants. Nothing but punks those 2.
http://www.myspace.com/bottleslinger69
By Anonymous, on 7:10 PM
How can someone so FUCKING UGLY land a good-looking lady (and I use the term loosely) like that? What the hell is going on?!!
By Anonymous, on 6:36 AM
scarlett says the brown ones are next
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
Well he broke it off. Hopefully in her ass. Why would any guy accept "seconds" from any male family member that had previously "hit it"? Hope he got her anally before he DTB'd her.
By Anonymous, on 5:09 AM
Well he broke off the engagement already after one week.
By Anonymous, on 8:29 AM
Her nipples bother me greatly.
By Anonymous, on 9:04 PM
yeah, how it all started: their agents were arranging the beard stuff, Aaron eavesdropped and misunderstood her last name. The rest is history.
By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
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