Ain't no way Stern is the father of that baby. Isn't he gay? Claiming to be the daddy is like a last minute excuse or something. I heard on other sites that Daniel was the Dad. That's just .... SICK. Either way, InTouch just released the last photos of Daniel with his Mom in the hospital room (after the baby's birth). Look how blown out the kid's pupils are.
This story just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Though really, life being able to spring from the drug filled loins of ANS is completely bizarre in and of itself!
in a way, howard was the dad. anna conceived while daniel was the meat in a bisexual anna-daniel-howard sandwich. it's delicious, you should really try one.
I wouldn't be surprised that if if we later learn that:
Howard gave Daniel something to take following his flight for a headache, jet lag, who knows and either purposefully or accidentally kills the kid.
Maybe he's the one that's been keeping Anna Nicole drugged all these years because he knows that if she ever gets in her right mind, she'll finally figure out that she's way too hot for him.
Ana checking out her cooch in public. Yes, sweetie, it's still there. . .
OR
Howard and Anna Nicole finally admitting they've been hittin' it. The only people shocked by this are the people who thought he and Bobby Trendy would make a cute couple. There are two truths in this world: Anna Nicole is a whore, and Lawyers don't work for free. He must have been getting paid somehow . . .
Phew. I'm not the only one who thinks selling her son's last pictures was the tackiest thing she could have done.
And I don't think I'm the only one who wonders if ANS's son was "accidentally" killed for the sole purpose of throwing (up) her life into the limelight....yet again.
And I take great offense to your comment, Kitty. I work for free. But only if I stand a good chance at getting something out of it. Like dinner. Or beer. Or Blahniks.
So, a few of us were smoking, and someone asked this question: would you rather be an overweight white guy, or a Mexican guy in great shape? I totally couldn't decide!
would you not expect that anna nicole & howard were to expect dna tests? even if is not howards - he will be the father she knows. maybe this birkhead guy who has done this media blitz & making a fool out of himself should have the curtesy to let he bury her son. he should have gone through the proper channels & filed for a dna test before making a fool out of himself on all these shows. if he thought she was difficult before then i am sure he can imagine this was not going to do anything positive. that make me want to run out & want him. he betrayed her & he deserves what he gets
this should coma as no surprise to anyone. i think this birkhead guy was a ruse to cover the relationship. who cares if howard is the father - they had to very aware that dna tests were going to be done. again, howard is going to be the one who will be the father. this birkhead guy has made a fool out of himself. he does not have the decency to let her bury her son before going on his media blitz
So does the ridiculous Mexican scenario apply to women? Cause' I would rather be a hot Mexican woman in shape than a fat white woman. Please keep in mind that we are ridiculing both Anna's here. Take your stupid comments elsewhere. Gracias.
a hot mexican woman inevitably becomes a toothless fat mexican woman. stick with the fat white woman. she may not be attractive, but she won't have to share every car ride with 12 family members.
so ANS' son died from a toxic combo of Zoloft and Lexapro (antidepressants) and ... tada: methadone! either he was a junkie in rehab or ANS scored him some killer pain meds in the hospital.
and she named the baby Danilynne Hope, after her son. i guess Humiliation Shame was too long.
Anna, 38, and Howard, 37, tied the knot at 10:30 am on the morning of September 28, on a 50-foot catamaran anchored off Blackbeard's Cay in Nassau. "There was heavy security around the yacht, plus extra speedboats to deliver more supplies as needed (including unlimited Dom Perignon champagne) from the island to the catamaran," says the eyewitness, who adds that the wedding party celebrated the union afterwards by having a swim party around the yacht -- "and Anna was wearing a pink bikini!"
31 Comments:
a coke bottle has more curves than that overrated tennis player.
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
Ain't no way Stern is the father of that baby. Isn't he gay? Claiming to be the daddy is like a last minute excuse or something. I heard on other sites that Daniel was the Dad. That's just .... SICK. Either way, InTouch just released the last photos of Daniel with his Mom in the hospital room (after the baby's birth). Look how blown out the kid's pupils are.
By Piquebu, on 11:11 AM
kournikova has a mans body, in pic 4, did he just check if her penis was tucked under properly?
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
This story just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Though really, life being able to spring from the drug filled loins of ANS is completely bizarre in and of itself!
By Red On The Head, on 11:16 AM
in a way, howard was the dad. anna conceived while daniel was the meat in a bisexual anna-daniel-howard sandwich. it's delicious, you should really try one.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
poor anna. i feel so sorry for her loss - she only got 600k for those pictures.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
LOL @ punch a cop....
Made me laugh...
By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
howard's just trying to create buzz for his new tell-all book, "Taking It Up the ANS"
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
Anna Kournikova was NOT as overrated tennis player.
Let me run down her list of tournament wins.
........
OK, I gots nothing.....;)
As per Anna Nicole Smith: I'd sooner try and conceive with a wood chipper than this fucked up publicity whore.
600K for the last photos of her son? How tactful of her.
By joejoe, on 11:54 AM
so lawyers really DO screw you!
sorry. so lame!
By Jen, on 12:00 PM
Am I the only one who is wondering why this girl is checking out her nether regions?
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
This really is turning out to be a weird thing.
I wouldn't be surprised that if if we later learn that:
Howard gave Daniel something to take following his flight for a headache, jet lag, who knows and either purposefully or accidentally kills the kid.
Maybe he's the one that's been keeping Anna Nicole drugged all these years because he knows that if she ever gets in her right mind, she'll finally figure out that she's way too hot for him.
Anyway. The plot sure does thicken...
By Elaine wanna-be, on 12:32 PM
I'm not sure which is worse:
Ana checking out her cooch in public. Yes, sweetie, it's still there. . .
OR
Howard and Anna Nicole finally admitting they've been hittin' it. The only people shocked by this are the people who thought he and Bobby Trendy would make a cute couple. There are two truths in this world: Anna Nicole is a whore, and Lawyers don't work for free. He must have been getting paid somehow . . .
By Kitty X, on 12:36 PM
Am I the only one who is wondering why this girl is checking out her nether regions?
(s)he's making sure everything is properly positioned (ahem...tucked away).
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
Phew. I'm not the only one who thinks selling her son's last pictures was the tackiest thing she could have done.
And I don't think I'm the only one who wonders if ANS's son was "accidentally" killed for the sole purpose of throwing (up) her life into the limelight....yet again.
And I take great offense to your comment, Kitty. I work for free. But only if I stand a good chance at getting something out of it. Like dinner. Or beer. Or Blahniks.
By Vigilante, on 12:51 PM
Anna has a tramp stamp? I'm now crushed.
By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
anna k seems confused. clearly she's had an accident, but is it number one or number two?
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
So, a few of us were smoking, and someone asked this question: would you rather be an overweight white guy, or a Mexican guy in great shape?
I totally couldn't decide!
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
if she ever stops picking it, i'd hit anna k's pooper
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
Maybe that's where Russian caviar comes from.
By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
i could imagine tiny eggs in front. hopefully not in back.
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
you're in bad shape if you're a mexican guy. that one was easy.
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
No Anna, you did not pick up that crab on the beach. If you want to put it back where it came from, call Enrique.
By Hottie Hottie, on 3:25 PM
would you not expect that anna nicole & howard were to expect dna tests? even if is not howards - he will be the father she knows. maybe this birkhead guy who has done this media blitz & making a fool out of himself should have the curtesy to let he bury her son. he should have gone through the proper channels & filed for a dna test before making a fool out of himself on all these shows. if he thought she was difficult before then i am sure he can imagine this was not going to do anything positive. that make me want to run out & want him. he betrayed her & he deserves what he gets
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
this should coma as no surprise to anyone. i think this birkhead guy was a ruse to cover the relationship. who cares if howard is the father - they had to very aware that dna tests were going to be done. again, howard is going to be the one who will be the father. this birkhead guy has made a fool out of himself. he does not have the decency to let her bury her son before going on his media blitz
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
So does the ridiculous Mexican scenario apply to women? Cause' I would rather be a hot Mexican woman in shape than a fat white woman. Please keep in mind that we are ridiculing both Anna's here. Take your stupid comments elsewhere. Gracias.
By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
4:09 PM - Enrique Iglesias is mayud.
By Anonymous, on 5:55 PM
a hot mexican woman inevitably becomes a toothless fat mexican woman. stick with the fat white woman. she may not be attractive, but she won't have to share every car ride with 12 family members.
By Anonymous, on 7:46 PM
so ANS' son died from a toxic combo of Zoloft and Lexapro (antidepressants) and ... tada: methadone! either he was a junkie in rehab or ANS scored him some killer pain meds in the hospital.
and she named the baby Danilynne Hope, after her son. i guess Humiliation Shame was too long.
By Anonymous, on 8:06 PM
MMMMM... yummy hard russian hot body...
By Anonymous, on 7:27 AM
Anna, 38, and Howard, 37, tied the knot at 10:30 am on the morning of September 28, on a 50-foot catamaran anchored off Blackbeard's Cay in Nassau. "There was heavy security around the yacht, plus extra speedboats to deliver more supplies as needed (including unlimited Dom Perignon champagne) from the island to the catamaran," says the eyewitness, who adds that the wedding party celebrated the union afterwards by having a swim party around the yacht -- "and Anna was wearing a pink bikini!"
so clearly she's in mourning
By Anonymous, on 10:02 PM
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