Ashlee Simpson Premiered Last Night

79 Comments:

  • Jessica is so fucking ugly.

    By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM  

  • Jessica is so fucking ugly.

    By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM  

  • Normally I think Jessica Simpson is pretty, but her makeup and nail polish make her look like she's undead.

    By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM  

  • normally I'm not for plastic surgery - most of the time the results are hideous, but Ashlee might be one of those cases where it actually worked. She now looks gorgeous compared to Jessica.

    By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM  

  • that last pic of jessica is how scarlett sees everyone

    By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM  

  • What the heck, was Jessica trying to portray a character. It's like she came to the party still in makeup from filming Return of the Zombies 11 or something.

    By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM  

  • she looks so cute! it seems she has just blossomed!
    she looks better than never!
    and jessica looks so drunk!

    By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM  

  • ashlee is so talented!!! she total rules. too bad about jessica

    By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM  

  • The second pic of Jessica scares the crap out of me. She must've gotten wasted and then bitten by a vampire right before the party so that she could deal with Ashley having the spotlight.

    By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM  

  • ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
    god i love her!!! love!!! her!!!
    ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM  

  • It's awesome when people who don't know how to sing are hired to sing.

    By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM  

  • I hope the Ashlee fan here kills herself.

    By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM  

  • kelly says jessica tastes bitter and ashlee tastes like splenda

    By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM  

  • ASH!!!

    By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM  

  • jessica simpson is getting uglier and uglier as the days go by.

    By prettyboy, on 10:12 AM  

  • girls, jessica is reason why you stay away from drugs and trucking every single guy you meet.

    By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM  

  • so did the girl in the angel costume just get her period? look at the way they're staring at her

    By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM  

  • jessica is way off the deep end, but you have to admit that ashlee is doing very well. hate all you want, it just sounds silly, you can't deny that she's having lots of success these days.

    By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM  

  • Jessica is starting to look more and more like Meatloaf in the "I Would Do Anything for Love" video....But I Won't Do THAT!!!

    By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM  

  • that's the type of reference that Dennis Miller would make now that his career is down the tubes

    By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM  

  • This HAS to be proof body transference is real. Jessica when from beauty to ugly. Ashlee went from ugly to beauty. Jessica is desperate to get her hands on whatever technology Ashlee used.

    By just-this-guy, on 10:58 AM  

  • My guess is the producers of this play hired Asslee for her 'car crash' factor.
    Sadly, people WILL buy tickets to go and see if she gets caught lip-syncing, or to see how horrendously bad her voice is....

    Ever see how packed the stands are at Special Olympics events?
    Not everyone is there to show support. Some just need a laugh. ;)

    To sum up, Asslee fans, she is not in the production because she has immense talents. She is there because everyone loves a good car crash.

    By joejoe, on 11:05 AM  

  • This shit pisses me off! There are several young actresses out there trying to land a part in something as small as the chorus. Yet Ashlee Simpson lands a leading role for doing what? Singing shitty music? Is that what aspiring actors and actress have to do now? Do I have to force myself into singing shitty music so someone can say, ‘Hey she deserves a leading role in this musical.’ Fuck no! These twats need to work for that part just like every other leading actor on Broadway.

    By Pissed off Thespian, on 11:11 AM  

  • Anonymous said...
    ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
    god i love her!!! love!!! her!!!
    ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    September 26, 2006 9:53 AM



    ok papa joe, take a little nap now

    By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM  

  • what happened to Jess? She looks like 10 miles of dirt road. Divorse and a Jon Mayer dumping has not done good things to her..

    By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM  

  • she looks fucking hideous!! In that 4th pic on stage she's got more chins than a chinese phonebook.

    Ok, she might be less ugly than her coked out tranny sis, but that doesn't make her attractive

    By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM  

  • I want to kidnap Asslee and hire a plastic surgeon....then we will contact her father and say that he must move his entire family to Antartica, or else...

    "We'll give her back...HER OLD NOSE"

    By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM  

  • Asslee can tap? She can dance?

    Maybe she gets someone to body double for her.

    And why does it look like someone hawked a loogie on that woman standing beside her in pic 6??? What the fuck is that on her forehead??

    By Vigilante, on 12:04 PM  

  • chestica looks downright haggard

    By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM  

  • she looks so cute! it seems she has just blossomed!

    so these days plastic surgery is considered "blossoming"?

    By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM  

  • "We'll give her back...HER OLD NOSE"


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    You couldn't be less funny if you tried.

    By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM  

  • ^ never saw Spaceballs

    By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM  

  • Anonymous said...

    Anonymous said...
    ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
    god i love her!!! love!!! her!!!
    ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    September 26, 2006 9:53 AM



    ok papa joe, take a little nap now

    September 26, 2006 11:15 AM

    i just enjoy the repetition

    By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM  

  • she is definately jet lagged...she just arrived in london and is still on la time!

    By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM  

  • And why does it look like someone hawked a loogie on that woman standing beside her in pic 6??? What the fuck is that on her forehead??

    jessica jerked off bitterly onto her forehead backstage. it was the only way they could get ashlee to do the show.

    By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM  

  • Jessica looks really fucked up. I know, because I've been really fucked up and that's how you look.

    By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM  

  • maybe some folks will buy tickets hoping to see a crash and burn, maybe a long-running show has to try to pull in a non-theater crowd at this point, whatever. lots of people die on the theater stage, look at julia roberts. it won't matter one bit if ashlee bombs, the only thing people will remember is that she got the gig. so suck it.

    By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM  

  • Pic 2 bottom row, Jessica looks like night of the living dead. Why or how these two dad-fuckers are famous, is completely beyond me.

    By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM  

  • you have to admit that ashlee is doing very well. hate all you want, it just sounds silly, you can't deny that she's having lots of success these days.

    That may be well and true but it doesn't change the fact that she lets Papa Joe simpson double fist her anus on a nightly basis.

    Tool.

    By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM  

  • it might be time to upgrade the server to a pentium 2

    By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM  

  • holy cow jessica looks gonzo in those last 2 car pictures. they must have been snapped right before she muttered something incoherent, slumped down on the floor, and ripped a from-the-grave fart that forced an emergency evacuation of the car.

    By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM  

  • That may be well and true but it doesn't change the fact that she lets Papa Joe simpson double fist her anus on a nightly basis.

    Tool.


    you don't have to sign your comments, that's automatically posted at the top.

    By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM  

  • Ashlee is soooooo cute!

    By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM  

  • Anonymous said...

    Anonymous said...

    Anonymous said...
    ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
    god i love her!!! love!!! her!!!
    ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    September 26, 2006 9:53 AM



    ok papa joe, take a little nap now

    September 26, 2006 11:15 AM

    i just enjoy the repetition

    September 26, 2006 12:43 PM

    and again

    By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM  

  • jessica's starting to seem a little liz taylor-ish. weight gain, rehab and multiple husbands can't be far behind.

    By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM  

  • ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
    god i love her!!! love!!! her!!!
    ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
    god i love her!!! love!!! her!!!
    ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
    god i love her!!! love!!! her!!!
    ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
    god i love her!!! love!!! her!!!
    ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM  

  • so jessica went from daisy duke shorts to caftans in less than a year? sad.

    By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM  

  • I wish she would get that ugly ass bump shaved off immediately!! I like Jess, but ever since Ash got her nose fixed, Jess is now the ugly sis! She should listen to public opinion like Ash because it is public opinion that buys this selfish twit's cds, shoes, lickable products, bags, clothes, and hair extensions!!!! She once said in an interview she doesn't like to be told what to do, well if I was Jessica I would buy a new nose because that one is obsolete! It is amazing she has a career still, she better make some changes with her appearance soon, or she will have no career!!!

    By Anonymous, on 3:19 PM  

  • Jessica looks alarmingly horrible. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER? She's going to crah down hard soon if that picture is a real indication of her life and health!

    By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM  

  • oh my god could i love ashlee more??? could i??? more???

    she is my goddess. love her. love. her.
    goddess.

    By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM  

  • Yes, but can she dance? Renee Z. worked her *ss off in get into shape do do this role, why do I have the feeling that Ashlee took the easy way out and got a stand in?

    By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM  

  • The tranny with the loogie on her forehead is far more attractive than that no-talent fug or her older sister. I can't understand how anybody would spend hard-earned money to listen to her sonic poison.

    By Anonymous, on 5:48 PM  

  • Sad thing is, anon, is that there's only one of you doing the cheerleader thing. So, which cousin are you?

    Wow Jessica is disappearing into herself - she's so pale and sad looking nowadays. Perhaps she needs a real change of scenery; away from Papa and the rest of the family (anon, this means you), and all the trashy guys and lifestyle. Get a dose of actual reality.

    By Smartie, on 6:15 PM  

  • 3:19 STFU

    By Anonymous, on 7:00 PM  

  • I'm the last person to want to defend Ashlee Simpson, but ...

    A couple of people here were wondering about her dance qualifications. She's no hip-hop queen, but she actually was a trained ballerina in her early teens, and even won some scholarship to study in New York. That should have translated well into helping her pick up this style of dance.

    So ... I wasn't surprised when I heard she'd be doing the dancing for Chicago. It's the SINGING that I just cannot fathom.

    By Anonymous, on 8:34 PM  

  • Wow. Jess looks lame.

    By amy reads, on 9:06 PM  

  • Nanu-Nanu! I'd like to thank George Clooney for helping the people of Dufart! But he forgot to seed them toilet paper! Asslee Simpson is now happily married to O.J. but "Po-Po Jo" her "Pimp day-day" doesn't approve of her union. Nice fries, I hope to/that she can find a "real man" like Tom Cruise for her sista, Jess. Public notes says...

    By Mork loves XENU!, on 9:33 PM  

  • "The tranny with the loogie on her forehead is far more attractive than that no-talent fug or her older sister"

    That's a microphone dick. Stage actors have to tape tiny skin tone microphones to their forheads or sometimes side of the face.

    By Anonymous, on 9:52 PM  

  • "Is she fighting the Kromagg Dynasty?"

    Pure GOLD :D

    By Anonymous, on 11:43 PM  

  • "While the producers of "Chicago" could rightly be accused of pulling a little stunt of their own — casting a notorious lip-syncher to do live theater — it too worked. Despite her previous live mishaps, Ashlee turned in a nearly flawless performance, converting some haters into believers, at least in London."

    eat it haters

    By Anonymous, on 6:22 AM  

  • I'm looking forward to watching age and gravity catch up to these scandalous bitches. You know that with every wrinkle on their faces, these dimwited sisters will turn to the surgeon's knife until one day they look as silly and wretched as Meg Ryan. I look forward to seeing them as surgical clowns, mocked by society, ignored by the same in-crowd that now calls them "hot." They will be rendered low by their own moral depravity and lust for the hollow call of Hollywood glory. Once their fall comes, this website and others will verbally tar and feather them and heap prose of shit upon them. I shall rejoice in their downfall and cheer every failure and dissapointment in their lives. We can only hope that after the depression and agony of a failed life kicks in that they will turn to a bottle of pills and give us a great Larry King episode with their friends and family about their tragic passing and what went wrong. We can all dream, can't we????

    By Anonymous, on 7:04 AM  

  • Ugh. Jessica looks like death walking. Ashlee actually looks pretty, I think...

    By Anonymous, on 7:06 AM  

  • I think that woman is a BORG! Wait is that Nana Visitor? Cause that would explain a lot.

    By Anonymous, on 7:35 AM  

  • I love how everyone thinks Ashlee is now "the beautiful sister". Ummm they're both hideous. They would probably be freakish without the help of the plastic surgeon daddy hired to help shamelessly exploit his terribly slow untalented daughters.

    By Anonymous, on 7:55 AM  

  • Jess. Fire your stylist.

    She should have saved her money from the lip injections and used it on a nosejob.

    By Anonymous, on 7:55 AM  

  • wow.... could jessica simpson get any uglier?

    By Anonymous, on 8:21 AM  

  • That's a microphone? Then tell me it's improperly taped or in danger of falling off. 'Cause it still looks like a loogie to me.

    And don't call me a dick. The closest thing we have to theatre here is watching the transients fight over the two day old maple walnut crullers by the dumpster behind Tim Horton's on a Friday night.

    By Vigilante, on 8:38 AM  

  • jessica simpson looks horrible!

    By Loopy, on 9:59 AM  

  • I can't understand a world that allows Ashlee Simpson to get a role that is made for a REAL actress/singer, instead of getting it because she IS in fact Ashlee Simpson, who can't act or sing for shit. Basically the world she's talking about is the one where she is in constant need of attention because she's a talentless attention whore. And Jessica Simpson is VERY trannie!

    By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM  

  • 10:49 that was the most messed-up thing i've ever read in my life! and maybe the funniest!

    By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM  

  • "eat it haters"

    Perhaps more frightening than the threat of terrorism is the realization that there are actually rabid Ashlee Simpson fans and they come to this website to defend her.

    By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM  

  • she had a successful opening night, why is that so difficult to accept? good for her. the dad and sis freak show is going unbelieveably strong, that's more than enough real material. this was a premature post anyway - the juicy story is that jessica had a massive jealous meltdown freakout during the afterparty on opening night, in front of everybody, and dad tried to explain it by saying she had developed mental illness. priceless.

    By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM  

  • OK, now THAT'S a story I really want to see. Someone post a link to/story about this Jessica meltdown.

    And I think they're both gross, but Ashlee is now definitely the less fugly sister, and the less tranny-looking sister.

    By AnnArrogance, on 12:59 PM  

  • the sickest thing is that now Papa Joe is going to start crawling into Ashlee's bed in the middle of the night, not Jessica's. and that's why Jessica looks so depressed.

    By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM  

  • oh my god! I din´t recognize Ashleeeee and Jessica looks like crap!!!

    By Anonymous, on 5:49 PM  

  • all that said, i'd vigorously hit each pooper

    By Anonymous, on 7:41 PM  

  • Is it me, or does Jessica look a helluva lot like Kate Moss in those after-party pics?

    I smell a scaaaaaandal!!!

    By Anonymous, on 8:41 PM  

  • Jessica once said on the Insider that she loves her hump, it is the Simpson trademark, well, if I was her, I would trade in that hump for a softer looking nose, she should leave her family and get on a plane and see a plastic surgeon,Dr.Frelich or any other board certified plastic surgeon and have that monstrosity removed, because Ash is easing her out of her place, if you look at other pics of her afterparty in London, she was looking down on Jessica! According to other blogs and OK mag, the mag her creepy dad sold her out to, they have sources that were in London when she had a meltdown! Admit it, Jess your nose is ugly, it is stopping you from having a great career( she never had a great career like Britney or Xtinka)!It is also stopping you from having a good life! That hump is responsible for Nick treating you casually throughout that marriage, because if he truly loved you he wouldn't have been going to the Playboy Mansion or fooling around with porn stars!!! Take heed Jess, and get that long awaited nosejob, or the bloggers will continue slamming you!!!

    By Anonymous, on 6:39 AM  

  • ashlee finally looks like she's doing something that makes her happy, and something she's actually fairly good at. i'm happy for her. jessica, on the other hand looks like ass. i hope ashlee can escape the papa-joe-simpson-vicious-cycle and come out normalish, unlike her sister. she seems sweet deep down.

    By Anonymous, on 8:58 AM  

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