Avril Lavigne Needs Her Ass Kicked

104 Comments:

  • Stupid, FUGLY Bitch! Gawd, how I despise these losers with their sense of entitlement and feeling that they can do anything and get away with it. Someone should stick her beak nose right up her ass!
    I suppose she forgot that those autograph seekers are the reason she has that SUV. BITCH!

    By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM  

  • Ya' know, I started to watch the video then thought to myself...WHY? She's such a non-entity nowadays...what she had an album 5yrs ago that appealed to 11yr olds? So I turned it off an am going about my day without wasting that minute or so out of my life...hopefully you have a new post soon about someone that matters...:)

    By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM  

  • Her spitting is still better than her singing...I'd rather she hock one up than sing a medley of her hit.

    By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM  

  • Stupid cunt.
    Honey, you're a little Canadian girl. You should be blowing hockey players, ranting about healthcare, and burning American flags... not acting like a jackass in an SUV.

    By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM  

  • Funny , I use to like her for a second, now , I just wanna kill her this second.

    By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM  

  • If she spat on me I'd lay a huge fart on her and would hope I could crap on her while I'm at it

    Stupid fucking wannabe. I hope she chokes on Xanax and vodka

    By Brandy, on 10:10 AM  

  • Wow. Someone needs to feed this whore to Kelly Clarkson, or Danii Minogue, or some other morbidly obese blob, ASAP.

    Those heifers would go through this canuck jerky strip like butter.

    By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM  

  • I hope that bitch spits on me one day. I'd kick the shit out of her and her fugly husband.

    By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM  

  • that was hilarious! good for her! fuck the pap and fuck the fans, they'll all turn on you eventually (just look at this site). avril rules and she doesn't care what you think!

    By Anonymous, on 10:13 AM  

  • oh yeah...
    While I believe a celebrity has a right to privacy, that gives them no right to spit or attack anyone, fans or paprazzi. If you're famous and out in public, attention is expected. If you can't handle it,become a hermit, get out of entertainment, and change your identity.

    By Brandy, on 10:15 AM  

  • She should be kissing their asses for taking pics of her. Nobody cares about that stupid cunt anymore except for a few (deaf) kids in Canada.

    By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM  

  • A) She is Canadian
    B) She is married to some guy from Good Charlotte or Blink 183 or something
    C) She hasn't done anything relevant in God knows how long, and even when she did release something it was only popular with pre-teens.

    Combine these facts together and what do you get?

    In 10 years you will need a Sherpa just to get to top of the pile of forcloser notices. Not only that but, you get the release of an amateur porn video that has the word "dirty sanchez" in it.

    By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM  

  • Anonymous said...

    Wow. Someone needs to feed this whore to Kelly Clarkson, or Danii Minogue, or some other morbidly obese blob, ASAP.

    Those heifers would go through this canuck jerky strip like butter.

    September 29, 2006 10:11 AM


    Enough with the Danni Minogue jokes, Nicole Ritchie!

    By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM  

  • ...and the photogs just laughed it off. Could they possibly kiss any more ass? Jeez.

    By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM  

  • Twat.

    By Hyperbole, on 10:40 AM  

  • An Open Letter to Avril:

    Avril, can you tell me one reason you are famous? You're a total sell-out and there is not one thing punk rock, skater, or ska about you in the least. Just admit you were a little corporate whore-bitch who made it big by pretending to be something you're not.

    Now go kill yourself, so I never have to hear from you or see you again.

    By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM  

  • I wish oh god i wish next time she goes out that Pap has a bucket full of piss and throws it at her then he can laugh and say

    Who's laughing now bitch!

    By jane, on 10:41 AM  

  • Then don't take her picture. I'm sure Lindsey Lohan is sitting at the Ivy right now, eager to get snapped. Clearly, this girl (unhinged or not) doesn't want you near her. At this point, if you try to get her pic taken and get spit on, shame on you.

    By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM  

  • Well, if you were married to a 5'2 mutant midget who looks like "feral boy" from the Mad Max film, you might be sexually frustrated too. Maybe she's just trying to get back to her punk roots. /sarcasm

    By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM  

  • she's so punk-sexy! i'd hit it until she was bleeding pleasure from every orifice.

    By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM  

  • The other woman in the pictures is way better looking. Who is she?

    By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM  

  • joking right? heather graham.

    By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM  

  • if a bitch ever put her hands on me or spit on me.....i would fuck her up. no joke. women are always crying about equal rights yet they think it's ok to assault men and we shouldn't retaliate. That photographer should've spit back in her face or dragged her ass out the car by her hair and start dancing on her face.

    shes 22 and acting like a 12 y/o girl. plus her wack ass pop-rock husband isn't any better. bunch of immature fucks.

    By prettyboy, on 11:03 AM  

  • Sue the bitch!

    By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM  

  • fuck the pap and fuck the fans, they'll all turn on you eventually (just look at this site).

    well that's undeniable. artists justifiably hate their fans because they have no clue about creativity, and want their favorite artist to do the same thing over and over again. but if you have limited talent like avril, you've got to master fake-appreciation of fans or you'll be toast. she should take lessons from Depp the Master.

    By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM  

  • Here's an idea let's put Avril and Naomi Campbell in a closed barbed wire steel cage and have them beat their frustrations out of one another to the death.

    By Brandy, on 11:18 AM  

  • i guess she doesn't swallow.

    By dmc, on 11:19 AM  

  • I love to kick that Canadian bitch in the ass.

    By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM  

  • Canadian Trailer Trash. They got it too!

    By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM  

  • she's pretty hot. i'd let One-Eye spit at her.

    By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM  

  • heather graham is sooo fucking yummy. she is very yummy as rollergirl in boogie nights!

    By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM  

  • She looks like Ann Coulter's mall-goth little sister.

    By karenology, on 12:44 PM  

  • i would spit right back at her. out of my anus.

    By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM  

  • The photographers need to throw crap on her and see how her nasty ass likes that.

    By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM  

  • She is such a pig. Someone seriously needs to kcik her ass.

    By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM  

  • i would take those pants off, push her legs up onto the arms of that chair, and eat her pussy for an hour. she's hot!!!

    By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM  

  • why does somebody need to lick her ass?

    By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM  

  • Id fuck her. But because she's such a bitch, I'd do it in her ass. Without lube. She is pretty hot though ... dammit.

    By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM  

  • you could just use spit

    By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM  

  • dmc - that was sweet.

    By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM  

  • Why is it the more irrelevant they are the angrier they are at the paps?

    By hugh grant, on 2:48 PM  

  • what a vapid little twat. i definitely agree with the avril/naomi death match thing. that would be excellent.

    By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM  

  • I say more spitting of photographers! Fuck them assholes. Their so innocent?
    I'd love to see the new trend in hollywood be spitting on assholes who would shimmy up your drainpipe to get a shot of you changing your tampon.

    Too bad they couldn't spit on the retarded fucks who obsess about at websites like this.

    By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM  

  • ^ this coming from a retard who can't spell and misses words. Doh.

    By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM  

  • how are her record sales??? hmmmmmm

    By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM  

  • Ready to kill...

    By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM  

  • you know,i agree the paparrazi can be anyoning but i have to go with Brandy here,if you hate it THAT much stay home.And where is any star without fans?ungrateful bitch.that is horrible,How old is she? 12? GROW.UP.GIRL.and get some class while you are at it.

    By trae, on 4:30 PM  

  • boycott the bitch! I could do without seeing pics of her fug ass.

    By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM  

  • paparazzi = scum of the Earth.

    She can spit on as many as she likes.

    By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM  

  • Yep she's a tough punk alright
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjNXbvmzS-8

    By Brandy, on 5:58 PM  

  • Is she auditioning for Jackass 3?

    By Smartie, on 6:31 PM  

  • People who dis avril suck dick u bitches. avril rules. I love u avrill! dont listen to what those other fuck ass bbitchess say. Id lovee to meet u. im canadian tooo and my bday is in october imma libra and i love yaa! and im from saskatoon. ANd people who dis her FUCK U AND DONTT DIS HERR AND she duznt carw wat u think. shes not like dat. and avril i memorized all ur songz there all awsomee and for a singing contest i sang one of ur songs sk8rboy hehe. well bye from ya #1 fan sarah

    By Sarah, on 7:29 PM  

  • gee she's one classy lady.

    Not.

    By Anonymous, on 7:34 PM  

  • Oh my gosh Todd...I hardly ever laugh out loud, but...

    Seriously, she's a little 100 pound white chick. The only reason she should be spitting is if she ran out of lube.

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa.

    By Jem, on 8:28 PM  

  • she doesn't hate the attn, she gets off on it. in her & her friends' eyes, it's validation. she's like a little kid showing out in class when she doesn't think the teacher is looking. "she how cool i am?" her 10 min are almost up. tick tock. skinny jeans will be around longer than she will be.

    By Anonymous, on 10:47 PM  

  • I believe having to deal with the press comes with the X-illion price tag of the job. Funny, I've never once had photographers waiting for me outside my house...oh yeah that's right I'm a full time grad student and freelance graphic artist and I only make 30k a year, silly me.

    By Anonymous, on 11:34 PM  

  • I hate celebrities.

    By GlamourEsq, on 9:17 AM  

  • I HATE celebrities.

    By GlamourEsq, on 9:17 AM  

  • you go avril!!
    you show them.

    By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM  

  • I think she sucks big donkey dick. she is a terrible performer, she is a terrible song writer, she has no tits and she has hairy cankles. i hope she chokes on a dick and dies.

    By tony myers, on 11:13 AM  

  • nasty cunt. she has that inbred trailer trash look about her in a major way. she's signing the death of her own career when she autographs "fuck you" on pics that fans bring to her. Avril, change your ways and be kinder and more considerate to your fans. they pay your bills, you vapid bitch.

    By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM  

  • She's way overrated and probably should be spat on so she'd know how it feels. Then maybe she'd stop thinking she was so cool because she dares to spit on people while she's shit-faced...oh yeah Avril you're such a rebel...go hug your stuffed animals or something...

    By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM  

  • Where is the Phantom Shitter when we need him???? He needs to fly in and pinch a truck sized loaf right on the leather of that fucking Canuck's SUV, then smear it from the front seat to the back....grind it into the carpet. Just so the whore knows, every time she gets into her car, what we think of her, eh?

    Hey Avril: Cunt much?

    By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM  

  • All I can say is YOU ROCK Avril..do what u gotta do sister...don't let those assholes get the best of u. Enjoy life and I hope 1 of those Paps doesn't get u killed in a car accident. Be safe and keep on spitting. I would also like to add that I am PROUD Canadian and I don't live or know anyone that lives in a trailer. Not in Canada anyway.

    By Weep, on 4:45 PM  

  • Wow, that's so hardcore to spit at people from INSIDE a friggin' truck.

    Lightweight...

    By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM  

  • All I can say is YOU ROCK Avril..do what u gotta do sister...don't let those assholes get the best of u. Enjoy life and I hope 1 of those Paps doesn't get u killed in a car accident. Be safe and keep on spitting. I would also like to add that I am PROUD Canadian and I don't live or know anyone that lives in a trailer. Not in Canada anyway.

    By Weep, on 4:50 PM  

  • What a bitch this piece of trash is! In my fantasy dream I shave her head and shit down her throat.

    By Anonymous, on 5:17 PM  

  • haha im sure, everybodys jsut freaking out, its just spit, settle down, if u were drunk and every one was up in your face wouldnt you spit on them?,.. and yeah whats up with all the Canadian shit?? Im Canadian! Canadians rock, so fuck you to all the people who are dissing us

    By Danielle, on 5:54 PM  

  • Nice.

    By amy reads, on 7:16 PM  

  • White trash scum!

    By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM  

  • White trash bitch!

    By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM  

  • White trash bitch!

    By Rancine, on 7:43 PM  

  • White trash bitch!!

    By Rancine, on 7:44 PM  

  • Haha, Avril You Are one Funny Mofo. I'd Hang Wit Yew Anytime!

    By TeReSa, on 10:04 PM  

  • Ha Weep, Fuck You!

    By Anonymous, on 5:13 AM  

  • Talentless little canadian whore.

    Her 15 minutes are almost up, thank god.

    By Anonymous, on 8:16 AM  

  • I watched both videos, the first to be honnest I couldn't see anything, so I really have no clue what happened there, but the second I was disappointed, once being a fan, I feel bad for allthose young girls who idolized her, just to be told, "Fuck you". I honnestly wonder how much her popularity will drop after this epiode and I wonder what Derek thinks about all this. I understand she's getting tired of being followed around, but she needs to keep in mind that she's always going to be a focus in the publics eye!

    By stephanie, on 8:24 AM  

  • September 30, 2006 5:54 PM

    If Canadians rock so much, how come the only celebs from there are nasty, putrid little popsters who spit on people?

    By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM  

  • She has cooties and bad breath. Those fangs of hers are only one step up from KiKi.

    By What ho!, on 4:42 PM  

  • This girl is so whitebread. I bet her anus is just a pink dot. Plain and simple. No wrinkles or dingleberries.

    By Anus Analyst, on 5:27 PM  

  • You people who are "writing" your fan letters to this cunt HERE crack me the fuck up.


    Buncha fuckin losers.

    By Bitch, on 8:24 AM  

  • Avril is a perfect example of no matter how much money you make.....white trailer trash will always remain TRASH!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM  

  • People!.. you all make me sick!.. Avril is and always will be oh-so BAAM in my eyes!.. what she did on her bday was her choice ok.. stop making a tiff about it!.. dont u have a umm... Life!? .. get one!!.. Avril will always have that hard-core , outta my way bitches kinda attitude.. ..even if she does like wearing her hair pretty and wearing skirts.. fuck people.. shes a women... thats what we do!... frankly i think how she acted on her bday was exactly how anyone would... would u like have'n people following you 24/7 ..can't they give her a brake for crying out loud.. its her bday!!! - why do things gotta be so complicated? ;)
    - LadyBAAM!!!

    By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM  

  • People!.. you all make me sick!.. Avril is and always will be oh-so BAAM in my eyes!.. what she did on her bday was her choice ok.. stop making a tiff about it!.. dont u have a umm... Life!? .. get one!!.. Avril will always have that hard-core , outta my way bitches kinda attitude.. Avril will always want to be " anything but ordinary"..even if she does like wearing her hair pretty and wearing skirts.. fuck people.. shes a women... thats what we do- eh!... frankly i think how she reacted on her bday was exactly how anyone would... liek c'mon, would u like have'n people following you 24/7 ..can't ya'z just give her a brake for crying out loud.. its her bday!!! SHUT UP BITCHES!!!! - why do things gotta be so complicated? ;)
    - LadyBAAM!!!

    By ladybaam, on 4:30 PM  

  • People!.. you all make me sick!.. Avril is and always will be oh-so BAAM in my eyes!.. what she did on her bday was her choice ok.. stop making a tiff about it!.. dont u have a umm... Life!? .. get one!!.. Avril will always have that hard-core , outta my way peoples kinda attitude.. avril will always be " anything but ordinary"..even if she does like wearing her hair pretty and wearing skirts.. geez people.. shes a women... thats what we do!-eh!... frankly i think how she acted on her bday was exactly how anyone would... would u like have'n people following you 24/7 ..can't they give her a brake for crying out loud.. its her bday!!! - why do things gotta be so complicated? ;)
    - LadyBAAM!!!

    By ladybaam, on 4:32 PM  

  • I say good for her anybody who thinks shes a star or want's her autograph needs to be spat on!

    By Anonymous, on 7:11 PM  

  • Christ, how annoying. I love how the paparazzi eat this shit up! Derrick is a giant loser too, that asshole is so short he might as well had a booster seat under his ass in that SUV.

    By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM  

  • after sucking face with her hubbie, she must have been prepping for later.... anywho, she should get her ass beat.

    By Anonymous, on 8:06 PM  

  • My cat is more punk than that immature skank. Money doesn't buy happiness once you have enough to meet your basic needs folks...and that little cunt has a lifetime of hurt and disappointment ahead.

    Let's start a pool. I say dead by 32...drug overdose...Double Tree Hotel.

    By Anonymous, on 8:29 PM  

  • The excuses that her fans are making for her are inexcusable. And Ms. Lavigne herself trying to somehow spin this against the paparazzi is pathetic, too.

    Yes there are pushy autograph hounds, who only seek autographs in order to sell them on eBay. Just don't sign these people's pictures of you, and quickly move on.

    Same with the paparazzi. Just walk on.

    By Anonymous, on 12:05 AM  

  • Anyone know another way to see the videos on TMZ if youre on a Firefox browser at work?

    It doesnt want to play the video (and I can view ALL the different videos and flash movies online)
    and says you have to install an ActiveX Plugin and our IT guys say theyd rather
    be sodomized by John Travolta than install ActiveX and we dont use IE either.


    Any Firefox users can suggest something?

    By Anonymous, on 7:10 AM  

  • The only reason she should be spitting is if she ran out of lube.

    haha... genius

    By Anonymous, on 7:46 AM  

  • It is unfortunate she is acting this way as she is embarrassing us fellow Canadians. We are usually a really friendly bunch. She is just too immature to handle the stardom. And the hair must go too. Yuck on the colour!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM  

  • In reply to anonymous who said "If Canadians rock so much, how come the only celebs from there are nasty, putrid little popsters who spit on people". Are you an idiot for saying this. You are so stupid you probably can't even count how many stars come from Canada. You ignorant American!!!
    It is unfortunate that Avril did this because she embarrassed us fellow Canadians who are usually a very friend (and talented) bunch.

    By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM  

  • This bitch DOES need her ass kicked, and I personally would be glad to do it. Spitting is one of the most vile, disgusting things you can do to someone and she needed the hell beat out of her for it. I like how it was said that she "ran to the safety of her SUV" after the spitting melee' occured. What a little pussy. If she's supposed to be so "punk-rock," then why the hell is she even IN an SUV? I think she's doing this to get attention seeing as though these days people use her CD's for drink coasters.

    By Jennifer, on 6:42 PM  

  • Ugh... she smells like dogshit. You can tell just by looking at her. She's Canadian, probably only brushes her teeth once a day, and showers twice a week. What a rancid little whore.

    By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM  

  • god what a gimp. Even her own husband looks pretty embarassed by the end. Also whats with the fake hee hawing laughter. Flicking the bird at photographers then rolling up your tinted electric windows of your chaffeur driven car - how totally rock and roll. Its honestly cringeworthy watching it.

    By Anonymous, on 7:13 AM  

  • I don't suppose that I ever had an ounce of respect for Avril. But, you don't have to have respect to kick her ass, after you've "used" it. Real freaking mature Avril. It's your fans that have put your pitiful ass where it is. You are showing what a piece of crap you really are. You aren't that great, that you can spit on other people. You are in the same league as that bitch Paris and her boy friend. (remember the tirade about Lyndsey, and her silly assed giggling). Won't be long and noone will even remember who the fuck you were.

    By Anonymous, on 10:36 PM  

  • Can we please stop bashing Canadians? I don't think Avril is an accurate representation of anyone Canadian..And as a side note, I'm Canadian and I think American "punk-rock" is just as lame/shitty/mainstream as Avril. Proof? Blink-182, Good Charlotte etc. I prefer genuine stuff from the UK like the Babyshambles or the Rakes. So shoot me.

    By Anonymous, on 10:16 PM  

  • Why would she do that???is she completly stupid...i think so....well i hope she gets arrested one of these days!!!

    By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM  

  • Why would she do that???is she completly stupid...i think so....well i hope she gets arrested one of these days!!!

    By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM  

  • I hope she gets arrested the stupig git!!!

    By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM  

  • Women end up in battered women shelters for a reason....sometimes for a very good reason. I hope someone does cut her throat, seriously.

    By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM  

  • "It is unfortunate she is acting this way as she is embarrassing us fellow Canadians. We are usually a really friendly bunch."

    ...and then you write this:

    "You are so stupid you probably can't even count how many stars come from Canada. You ignorant American!!!"

    Just please shoot yourselves.

    By Anonymous, on 8:34 PM  

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