If it was "Hollywood's best ass", than Beil probably would have won... but by calling it a "Booty", you basically narrow your choices down to Beyonce, J-Lo, Salt N' Pepper, and Star Jones.
Could someone explain Jessica Beil's ass? Seriously, I don't understand how I could have not noticed it before. That shit just seemed to have sprouted up over night. She could perch that ass on my forearm like a bird on a tree branch.
halle berry and jennifer lopez have the best asses in hollywood in my opinion. i'd put alba and biel at like #3 and #4 but definetlty not #1 and 2. jessica alba's ass is just perky like christina aguileras and biel ass is just curvacious, like jlo's and halle's.
jessica simpson and scarlette johanssen need to be off that list.
umm... you have to just consider the source of the poll "In Touch Weekly" and realize that this is totally bogus to begin with.
Alba and Biel by far are much better in every aspect, I mean who really cares about either Beyonce or Jessica Simpson now a days anyway, they're both overrated.
"recent poll" well that's sad. lots of these butts are no longer prime: Jessica Simpson (wtf, no need to say anything); Salma Hayek at this point probably wears a fuckin girdle she bought from the sears catalog; Jennifer Lopez has already written a note in spanish asking to borrow hayek's girdle for red carpet events; and Jessica Alba has burned off half her ass (and most of her boobs) as part of her program to turn herself into an anorexic white girl. she doesn't look like these pictures anymore.
Scarlett Johanssen never belonged on the list. she's got a broad but kind of flat butt, very white girl. maybe it looks good if you're already dizzy from getting repeatedly slapped in the face by her boobs. i mean, with her breasts, you'd only turn her around when you were secretly pissed off about something she did.
J-Lo has a fat ass. Asses are like cars... Bigger doesn't mean better... it just means more gas.
You haven't seen Scarlett's ass, prettyboy, so shut your cum-guzzling mouth. Yeah, I'm sure Hally Berry's 40 year old ass, and J-Lo's huge Rican dumper are the 2 best asses in Hollywood. Look at those Alba pictures again, and pretend you're a straight man this time.
It funny all of a sudden white women want big ass first it was big lip so they put culigen in their lip. no they want ass When sista have that logn time
All of a sudden big ass is in as with full lips sista's have that shyt for centuries. No all these white woman want big ass and full lips. I read in the NY daily news its big business In NY to get surgery to have big ass. you white ppl cracks me up what next? soul food.
Okay I can understand Beyonce, Jessica Alba, Jessica Beil, Halle Berry because these women have great bodies! But where in the Hell and how in the Hell did they pick Jessica "Flat Pancake Sidewalk Slab Ass" Simpson to even be considered in this list!!! This troll needs to be shuned from anymore unnecessary publicity. Enough is enough of this stupid overexposed reality TV trash.
JESSICA BIEL AND J-HO BOTH WEAR ASS IMPLANTS...LOOK AT THE OUTLINES ON J-BIELS DRESS AND LOOK AT ANY OLD PHOTOS FROM THE "IN LIVING COLOR PHOTOS", J-HO HAD NO ASS-AT-ALL. BLACKS AND WHITES WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPLIT DEBATE ON THIS (JUST LIKE ANY DEBATE) BECAUSE BLACKS LIKE ALOT OF ASS, AS A RULE, BUT WHITES DON'T, AS A RULE. GET PAST IT, BLACK PEOPLE HAVE TO WHEN BRITTNEY SPEARS OR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE BEAT OUT JANET JACKSON OR USHER AS "BEST DANCER".
Jessica Simpson wore a prosthetic in the Dukes of Hazard movie. How the hell can anyone be on a list of best asses if she has to use some sort of enhancement? Not saying bigger is better but obviously, a flat ass isn't great either.
I hear ya, Cuz! Scarlett Johanson is an ugly capser-white bizzatch. My pick for best ass? Esther Rolle, you know, the full-figured Nubian queen who played Big Mama on "Good Times". Now, that sister had some BACK!! I would peel those huge brown cheeks open and go to town!
I love how the brothas on this page talk about white girls wanting black features. Guess they forgot about the black girls straightening their hair, wearing blue eye contacts and dying their hair blond and red. I don't see much of that in Africa!?!? Get with the times.
beyonce is ok, although after her weight changes you have to wonder if you're in for a flabalanche. still, if she starts talking about her inner diva "Sasha" you'd probably want her sitting on your face, protecting you with those afrothighspread earmuffs.
beyonce is number 1 because is says booty, ass , butt whatever you want to call it most white women have extended backs it must be like humping an ironing board really why all the hate on beyonce if her cd had not just been number 1 i could understand if she wasnt about to be in a star studded movie icould undersatnd but really were does the hate come from oh thats right your a bunch of ugly fat (not phat like beyonce and myself) no booty ass butt having miserable bit****
1:23: Are you TELLING us J. Biel is also wearing a fake ass in those bikini pictures?
You're an idiot. Seriously.
By Anonymous, on September 29, 2006 1:42 PM
NO, YOU'RE THE IDIOT AND AN ASSHOLE....IT'S MY OPINION (THOSE THINGS WE GET TO HAVE IN AMERICA)THAT SHE HAS AN ASS IMPLANT, BECAUSE IT WAS JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO THAT SHE HAD A FLAT-ASS, LIKE MOST OF THE W/G'S I KNOW. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT IT'S JUST THE FACTS. I NEVER SAID A PROSTHETIC, PER SAY, BUT WHATEVER SURGEONS ARE STICKING IN FOLKS ASSES TO MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE REAL ASSES. YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE AN AUTHENTIC-LOOKING BOOB JOB. GET WITH THE TIMES...YOU CAN GET "ANYTHING" DONE NOW-A-DAYS. COUNTESS VAUGHN (THE PARKERS) HAD ONE DONE ABOUT 6 MONTHS AGO AND IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HER ASS! AND SHE'S BLACK!!! JUST IMAGINE HOW MANY WHITE GIRLS ARE LINING UP TO DO IT, IF THEY'RE ALL INTO BIG ASSES AND BLACK MEN. AGAIN I'LL SAY, "YOU'RE THE IDIOT!" AND "AN ASSHOLE"!!!!
Take your fucking caps lock off, you goddamn ignoramus.
Not only is it rude, but it's hard to read. And it's the Internet equivalent of scribbling with a crayon.
She doesn't have a fucking ass implant. Stop being so jealous a white girl has an ass and black guys want to fuck it. Don't worry. I doubt she's out to steal your man. I'm sure she wants one who has a job.
you know it so funny all the racial stereotypes that getthrown aroun on these chat lines... the reason why black men go to white woman is because a black women is not goingto allow him to sit at home jobless but your lilly white ass will work have babies and come home and cook while his on the play station its not that our black men want to fuck you its that they want to FUCK YOU OVER hahahahaha,,,,,,,and what job did k-fed have before brit brit (who i love) got him one
Black men want white women because they're the "prize." They're a symbol of success somehow because they feel they stick it to "The Man" by dating one. But most of the white girls you see with black guys are ugly fat asses that white men don't want. One man's trash...
Tim said... I love how the brothas on this page talk about white girls wanting black features. Guess they forgot about the black girls straightening their hair, wearing blue eye contacts and dying their hair blond and red. I don't see much of that in Africa!?!? Get with the times.
September 29, 2006 1:42 PM ---------------------------------
yea but white girls are always in the gmy doing squats, dying their hair darker colors and constantly tanning. face it.......white women die for black womens features. most gorgeous women in the world are women of ethnicity and only americans are too dumb to see true beauty. americas just see blonde with big tits, no ass, no curves and wide frame.
"you know it so funny all the racial stereotypes that getthrown aroun on these chat lines... the reason why black men go to white woman is because a black women is not goingto allow him to sit at home jobless but your lilly white ass will work have babies and come home and cook while"
yeah...youre right. it IS funny that all the racial stereotypes get throw around on these chats. dumbass.
Beyonce and JLo have fat, ugly asses. Period. You gotta be a chubby chaser to like that shit. A tight curvy and FIT butt is sexy. Loading up on cream-puffs and bon bons ain't.
hey you ass clown we dont straighten our hair to appear european we do it to make it more manageable that white peolples problem now that why we're ina war they think everything is about them as far as blue contact to each they own we put them in we take them out we do get blue eyes inserted in our head big difference anyhooo......YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER YOU HERE
no offense, but there's no way that white women die for black women's features. they look to different ethnic groups, like hispanic or mediterranean women, not to black women. black women are way too fat, way too hairy, and have ginormous facial features. and if there's a black woman who's considered very beautiful, it's guaranteed she'll have caucasian-leaning features, either naturally or through surgery.
i'm going to agree with the beyonce #1 thing. she looks good. jessica biel is a little too mannish, she's kind of in east german female wrestler territory. and jessica alba doesn't count anymore now that she's on the nicole ritchie diet plan.
yeah...youre right. it IS funny that all the racial stereotypes get throw around on these chats. dumbass.
your so high and mighty right who started the shit talking im always goingto defend mine honey trust and believe and i hope your not talking about the grammar and such being as though it seem the only readable items are coming from the colored people....i guess all that schoolin yall finally allowed us to get is paying off.......also if you all hate asses so much why keep voted hip hop on to TRL oh for the beats right
MY APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE TO GAY PEOPLE AND OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE:
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I'M BLACK? FUCKIN' RACIST!!! YOU ARE EITHER A FAT-ASS FUGLY BITCH OR A FAT-ASS FAG...EITHER WAY, YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT TO BE JESSICA BIEL. WHAT'S IT TO YOU IF I THINK SHE HAS ASS IMPLANTS??? SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, SHE'D NEVER GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY SO MOOOOOVE (YOU'RE A BIG COW, THAT'S COW TALK) ON. AT THE END OF THE DAY, I STILL THINK IT, BECAUSE ASS DOESN'T GROW OVER NIGHT, JUST LIKE HAIR DOESN'T. FOOL.
AND GET USE TO MY CAPS AND MY PUNCTUATION MARKS, I WON'T CHANGE, JUST LIKE RACISM, YOUR IGNORANCE OR YOUR UGLY-ASS GRILL (THAT'S FACE).
B-T-W, I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN....SISTA!! SO FUCK OFF.
Yeah, the all caps, and screaming, the obvious "urban" slang a.k.a. "Ebonics," and utter lack of reasoning and logic didn't lead anyone to believe you're a mouthy black girl.
No, you did a great job not perpetuating any sterotypes.
IT'S SOOOO CUTE HOW YOU'RE TYPING ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS AS IF SOMEBODY ELSE IS AGREEING WITH YOU. EVERYONE KNOWS HOW LONG IT TAKES AN ANONYMOUS COMMENT TO UPDATE AND YOU HAVE TO SEE IT, FIRST, BEFORE YOU CAN AGREE WITH SOMEONE. WHAT A FUCKIN' LOSER. GO PLAY WITH YOURSELF, I KNOW YOU DO....PROBABLY TO JESSICA'S ASS SHOT. YOU ARE ONE SICK, RACIST INDIVIDUAL. AND BEYONCE' IS THE SHIT!!!!!
I'LL GET SICK OF YOU IN A MINUTE, BUT NOT JUST YET. I CAN'T STAND A JEALOUS, RACIST JACK-OFF AND I DON'T MIND TELLING YOUR WHITE, UGLY, TRASHY ASS OFF.
LIKE I SAID: I TYPE IN CAPS 'CAUSE I CAN. I REPRESENT AS A SISTA 'CAUSE I LOVE TO. IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS TRYING TO HIDE ANYTHING JERK-OFF! SEE, I TO CAN USE "YOUR" LANGUAGE. I CHOOSE TO DO WHAT I ENJOY DOING.
AND KUDOS TO YOU FOR SHOWING THAT YOU THINK ANYBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK THAT YOU'VE DECIDED AMERICA IS MADE JUST FOR YOU, THEREFORE EVERYONE HAS TO LOOK, THINK, TALK, AND FUCK THEIR MOTHERS LIKE YOU DO. YOU ARE SOOOO STUPID. I'LL SAY WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT AND UNTIL YOU GET UP ONE DAY AND FOLLOW THE DEVILS INSTRUCTIONS, USING AK'S AND THREATS TO PUT FOLKS BACK INTO SLAVERY, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO GET USE TO IT. KISS ME AND BEYONCE'S ASS, I KNOW YOU WANT TO.
Yeah, I guess it's black women who you see with hair covering their arms like some animal fur? White men and women are like fucking yaks, don't go projecting.
I agree that Jessica Alba has lost her shape. Although she looks qualified in those old pictures, she shouldn't be in a top 10. With respect to Halle Berry being 40, I don't think that her age has anything to do with whether she has a nice body. It's either sexy or it's not. There are young women with terrible figures and some "old" women with great bodies.
I think men from most cultures like a nice ass. I don't think all white guys like the same thing, not all black guys like the same thing, and not all latin guys like the same thing.
I think who people get to date is more of a power thing. I mean, a guy with money or fame or power, he can get with anything he wants to (Robert Deniro with black women, Iggy Pop with Asians) and nobody is going to say shit beause they're cool. Poor guys and powerless guys get stuck with the rejects (e.g. black guys from prison with fat white girls).
I don't see many successful black men with fat white girls. They might be with white girls, but those girls aren't fat. In fact, it is rare to see a successful white man with a fat girl of any race. In our country, fat women are seen as low class, so a fate mate can make you look bad socially.
OH THERE YOU GO AGAIN, PRETENDING TO BE MORE THAN ONE PERSON. AS YOU POINTED OUT, I'M BLACK, THEREFORE I CAN'T BE A RACIST. READ YOUR DICTIONARY, A RACIST HAS TO HAVE POWER OVER ANOTHER RACE. NEVER HAD IT, NEVER WANTED IT. I'M HAPPY BEING LITTLE OL' ME. I COULD CARE LESS WHAT ANYBODY ELSE HAS OR DOES. THE ONLY REASON I COMMENTED ON THIS B.S. IS BECAUSE I CAN. AT THE END OF THE DAY, I COULD GIVE 2 SHITS.
I RESPONDED TO YOU, ONLY BECAUSE YOU TYPED A BUNCH OF RACIST B.S. AS IF YOU'D BE OPENING YOUR BIG YAPPER, IF WE WERE FACE TO FACE, I IMAGINE LIKE YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE SUCKING OFF YOUR DAD'S COCK. YOU STARTED IT AND I DECIDED TO FINISH IT. YOU'RE A COWARD THOUGH, I KNOW IT. YOU'RE ONLY TALKING CASH SHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE BEHIND A COMPUTER. SO EVEN IF I LOG OFF ('CAUSE UNLIKE YOU I HAVE A LIFE) I'LL CHECK BACK ASSHOLE AND UNTIL I'M TIRED OF FOOLING WITH YOUR UGLY ASS, I'LL GIVE IT RIGHT BACK TO YOU. YOU RUN ABSOLUTELY NADA, I'LL SAY WHAT THE FUCK I WANT AND I'LL FEEL HOWEVER I WANT TO FEEL. NOW GO EAT YOUR FECES OR WHATEVER IS IN FASHION FOR YOUR CRAZY, NEUROTIC ASS THIS SEASON. YOU HAVE TO BE ON MEDS, GO TAKE THOSE. YOU'RE SCHITZIN' AND STUFF.
BEYONCE' RULES...HITLER WAS A HEARTLESS, RACIST SHAFT, JUST LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE SO PREDICTABLE, I KNOW THAT'S YOU AT 3:08 PRETENDING TO BE BLACK 'CAUSE I CALLED YOU OUT FOR USING 3 AND 4 ANON ALIASES. WE DON'T SAY "DON'T GO PROJECTING" ASSHOLE. YOU REALLY ARE INSANE. I'M SCARED. I'VE OPENED MYSELF UP TO A MANSON KILLER AND SHIT. F'IN PSYCHO. LOG OFF AND GO TAKE YOUR PRESCRIPTION.
This place is overrun with ignorance. Black/African ppl are the least hairy people and also have the least occurences of skin disease, (acne, rosecea, premature aging etc). Look it up. As far as hispanic or Mediterranean women being considered more beautiful, its the african in them that seperates them from average white ppl, which also makes them more attractive to some. Both Black and White and whoever in between seem to want to borrow some physical attributes from another race. I will say however that everything considered "sexy" seems to be a feature of black ppl. Full, pouty lips, curvy figures and behinds, skin with color. Im not saying one is better than the other, but If I wasn't black I would prefer to be any race but never white.
I love how blacks think they can say what they want, when they want, yell when they want...yet of course they're not racist or ignorant. Please, they're worse.
Look this racist crap is getting real annoying. I'm a white woman, and it is a fact that black woman traditionally have rounder, more protruding assess, hips, larger breast and larger lips than white woman. And when you see these traits in Hispanic women,its because if you are Latino, Hispanic, you most likely have African decendants. Period. It so sad that black women were ostracized for their god given features in the past and called ugly but now that white women are getting it via surgery or if they have these features naturally are being praised for it and considered curvy and beautiful for it. Now everybody wants these features, because they look good on white women too. Come on. I do see a double standard here. Its like if a black woman has it its ugly , but if a white women does its gorgeous all of a sudden. I say this because I happen to be lilly white with a large "black girl" ass and small waist with large hips but still pretty slim looking, I was always call fat by my white peers and told that I have a "black girl body". It didn't help that I had pouty lips either. Nowadays, I get fawned over by my peers for my shape and looks. Hey what happened in the last 14 years that made my"black girl body" all of a sudden considered beautiful and curvy. Just asking. I can rally see how black women can get angry when all of a sudden their natural features are considered beautiful only if a white woman has it. We really do live a racist society.
All caps is so full of vitrol and anger that she is blinded by the fact that 1) she is not beyonce (thus warrants no comparisons "you can kiss me and beyonce's ass") and 2)does not realize most of America does not want to reinstitute slavery and if they would not need to use AK 47's-- people like her would be stupid enough to walk into slavery on their own terms
it must be hard to focus on the screen with your head bobbing side to side
that is goddamn funny shit. and hey, caps-lock...sistER not sistA. why you guys always make up your stupid slang? maybe we shouldnt have allowed all "y'all" to get schooling; it obvioulsy didnt help. sisTER........and oh yeah, they aint your sisters........they're just black like you
jessica beil is a pretty girl but her ass is like a shelf. Jessica alba wins hands down,if i was to judge by these pics,simpsons ass was great in the dukes movie but disappeared after that.
Guys, stop being fucking retards. Let's get to the heart of the matter. Seriously. Salma Hayek should be number one or number two. Have you seen fucking Dusk til Dawn? Or Monica Belleuci? I'm not a lesbian. But for those two bitches I would be.
Yeah, the all caps, and screaming, the obvious "urban" slang a.k.a. "Ebonics," and utter lack of reasoning and logic didn't lead anyone to believe you're a mouthy black girl.
No, you did a great job not perpetuating any sterotypes.
OOOOH, I GUESS YOU TOLD ME. THE FUNNY THING IS I'M NOT ANGRY, LIKE I SAID, I COULD GIVE A SHIT. I'M HEAR TO TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT. I RUN MY SHIT, NOT YOU, NOT ANYONE ELSE. I'LL DECIDE WHAT I SAY, WHEN I SAY IT....AND YOU CAN'T DO POO ABOUT IT. GOT IT???? ALL CAPS RULES. AND THE BEYONCE' COMPARISON WAS SAID BECAUSE MY ASS IS BIG AND BEAUTIFUL AND YOU THINK JESSICA'S IS, SO GO FIGURE...YOU'VE GOT TO THINK ME AND BEYONCE, ARE THE SHIZNIT. THANK YOU. I AM AND SHE SEEMS TO BE, AS WELL.
AS FOR THE COMMENT ABOUT ALL OF AMERICA NOT WANTING TO REINSTITUTE SLAVERY, NO SHIT!!!! THAT'S THE REASON I REFERRED TO YOUR UGLY ASS, NOT ALL OF AMERICA.
AND PLEASE BELIEVE THIS, YOU'D DEFINITELY NEED AN -AK- TO DO WHAT YOU DO BEST...BULLY FOLKS AND TALK SHIT...'CAUSE OTHERWISE I'D BEAT YOU PINK ASS INTO THE GROUND.
HEY BLACK GIRL, THAT I DON'T SPEAK FOR, GOOD FOR YOU, I'M ABOUT ME AND THE ONES I REPRESENT, NOT THE ONES I DON'T. YOU AND THIS RACIST ASSHOLE CAN GO HAVE A FIELD DAY 2GETHER. THIS WAS BETWEEN ME AND THAT DICK...NOT YOU AND I.
PEACE OUT...THIS SISTA, NOT SISTER, ASSWIPE----HAS SPOKEN.
(ALL IN JEST FOLKS, I DON'T HAVE ONE MEAN BONE IN MY SEXY ASS BODY.)
Anonymous said... no offense, but there's no way that white women die for black women's features. they look to different ethnic groups, like hispanic or mediterranean women, not to black women. black women are way too fat, way too hairy, and have ginormous facial features. and if there's a black woman who's considered very beautiful, it's guaranteed she'll have caucasian-leaning features, either naturally or through surgery.
September 29, 2006 2:42 PM _______________________________
Really, If you are Latino or mediterranean than are you not descendend from Africans ( thus giving you a darker complexion, larger facial features than white Europeans) Is it not a fact that Sicilian Italians are the darker Italians, because they are in Southern Italy which is closest to Africa which allowed for easy migration. I don't know how old you are or how educated you are ( I hope you are really young because that would expain why you form your opinions and get your knowledge of blacks from what you see in the media-- you obviously know NOTHING about history, cultures, ethnology--thus your provincial and narrow minded comments) You say white women do not want black features--I agree white women do not want to BE black--they are the most maligned and hated group in the world. However, their features seemed to be fawned over in the media--BUT only when it is diluted with another race--preferably one that white people can identify with -themselves) which explains the love of the lip injections and cheek bone implants ( have you ever seen the African tribes of MALI and the SUDAN (ignore the dark skin color and the facial features are EXACTLY what is being replicated today via plastic surgery)However, you will not admit that,because all you see is black skin, however, put those so call black "ginormous" features that you stated above on Angelina Jolie and it is considered beautiful. Yes, you may not want to BE black, but YOU DO want black features--as long as you can pick and choose which ones. Additionally,you also strive to be a white Scandinavian ideal with white blond hair and blue eyes, which less than 95% of whites have naturally in the US. SO I agree, you do not want to be fully Black, but you sure dont want to be fully white either. Lets just say, that you like to borrow from BLack. Lastly the comment about blacks being hairy,are you kidding me. Black skin is the smoothest, non hairest skin ever. Are you really serious with this comment,or is this another fruitless attempt at stereotyping. Aren't stereotypes supposed to be based on a little bit of truth. In that case wouldn't it be the white man and women considered hairy and furry. Thus having to shave daily. That comment was really just grabbing at straws. Try to educate yourself.
I NEVER EVER SAID I WAS LEAVING SWASTIKA, I SAID "IF AND WHEN I DO". IT SUCKS FOR YOU BECAUSE I WILL BE ON HERE AT LEAST ANOTHER HOUR, DOING RESEARCH (CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, A BLACK PERSON STUDYING???). IT'S QUITE IRONIC THAT I WAS RESEARCHING SATAN (THAT WOULD BE "DADDY" TO YOU) WHEN YOU STARTED POPPING UP ON MY SPLIT SCREEN WITH YOUR RACIST B.S.
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS CHECK OUT THE BLOG RAGS AND MAKE A FEW CURT COMMENTS, DURING MY BREAKS. IT RELAXES ME, AND WHAT'S IT TO YA???
HERE'S AN IDEA, DON'T SAY SHIT ELSE TO ME, I'LL OBLIGE YOU THE SAME! I HAVE A SNEAKING SUSPICION YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS BLOG AND IF SO, THAT'S REALLY SAD. I HOPE YOU'RE NOT HIDING BEHIND A BLOG TO SPEW HATRED.
IF IT'S NOT TRUE, PLEASE FORGIVE ME MR/MS BLOG. I MEAN NO HARM, TO THOSE WHO MEAN NO HARM TO ME.
actually, what i think is really interesting is that they both seem to have the same skin color. what does that tell us? (there are more than one option...)
As I said above, alot of white people do not want TO BE black, they like to just borrow black features via plastic surgery. But they dont want to be white either-thus the constant nose jobs, and breast implant, bleaching hair blond to the point that it looks like cotton, blue contact ( ala Herpes Hilton) and tanning to the point of skin cancer. ( make up your minds--do you want to be Nordic woman or the multiracial ( ie; black looking)woman. Also, why do white people always say balcks want to be white, yet whites are the ones getting the most plastic surgery and this is EXCLUDING the finacial factor. Most blacks are afraid of plastic surgery--they fear it will erase their ethnicity (ie : surgery is most often extremely subtle) So if blacks wanted to be white so much , wouldn't they jump at the chance to erase their ethnic features ( and I am not commenting on exceptions to the rule like the freaks micheal jackson and little kim--obviously the years of being villified in the media for having black features seeped into their psyche and manifested in low self esteem and body mutilation). So blacks do not want to BE white either, no matter how much white people and their superior, elitist thinking believe. Sorry to bust your bubble, but no black person I know would ever want to come back as a white woman or white man. Just don't find that type of phenotype appealing--no offense. Back to the original post. Beyonce has the best ass, because it is a natural ass. It doesn't appear and disappear with weight loss or a trip to the surgeon. Its all hers. I guess, when having large asses and large lips fall out of vogue in the media, these features will go back to being attributed to black people and will be considered ugly once again. Oh the fickle white American media. What would we do with out them.
^you spoke the fucking truth. it's no secret that white women desire black features such as the hour glass figure, thicker lips, and a bigger butt. this has been going on since the 1400's when white women would wear girdles or that metal band around their wastes to acheive the hour glass figure that they naturally never had. white women have always wanted the features and white men have always desired it but they know only black women possesed and yet still degraded black women. it's still happening to this very day and it is ridiculous. jessica biel has the same body type as jennifer lopez and halle berry and people in here called halle and jennifer fat but called jessica fit. i don't fucking understand that. i guess if they had white skin and blonde hair it would make them look skinny just like they say that stripes and black clothing make you look thinner. females in south/latin america also posses those features because of their african ancestory as same goes for the women in the mediterranean because it's close to africa. people in europe have realized this and no longer see blondes as desirable thus making a lot of interracial mixing in europe. i happen to be mixed and i rarely find white women attractive.
Surprise, surprise, so now we know that the readers of that mag are fags and hags. Dont ask me to compare the beauty of the circumsized and uncircumsized dicks and dont ask homos to compare a woman's ass.
Biel and Alba by a mile over those two.
The last time I saw butts that gave me that kind of quality wood was Jaime Pressley back in the days when she had a few more percentage of bodyfat (shes too stringy now). People who saw her in Poison Ivy will know exactly what Im talking about. Biel and Alba are in that category.
fine. black women are the most attractive women in the world. happy? now get back to that mop. i have an important meeting tomorrow and i want the office looking spotless when i get there.
come on now, i think we can all agree on some basics. we all like women who are well-developed (breasts and butt) rather than stick-like, with full and symmetrical facial features rather than thin lips and a wonk eye. and for sure, not black.
since it's book night...somewhere back about 300 comments or so somebody asked what changed over the past 15 years to make "black" features (usually meaning asses and lips) so fashionable, after decades of the skinny white girl ideal. here's what happened - hip hop spawned hardcore rap, which took over pop music and (because of mtv) pop culture. so now "black" female features are glorified, but in the most ignorant, objectifying way, which ends up being insulting to most women. white people can try to embrace it all they want as heathier, more multi-culti, whatever, but they end up looking ignorant because there's nothing enlightened behind (no pun intended) the new ideal. they're expecting a pat on the back for adopting something created by misogynist black men. no deal.
jessica simpson has a terrrrrrrrrrible ass. i like scarlett johannson's ass. yum!
Look this racist crap is getting real annoying. I'm a white woman, and it is a fact that black woman traditionally have rounder, more protruding assess, hips, larger breast and larger lips than white woman.
agreed. it doesn't exactly take a rocket scientist to notice that black women have those big bootys. i also suspect it's no coincidence that black men love them. yes, i'm saying it's probably a genetic desire, just like scientists have found that men have a genetic desire for women with young women with large breasts and wide hips, and women have a genetic desire for tall rich men.
If Jessica Biel tried to lean forward to stick out her ass anymore she'd need a cane to hold her up and both Jessica's asses are dime a dozen. Wow, what a fight up there. Why anyone would want to be a color or ethnicity that they're not is beyond me.
How did a blog about asses turn into "everyone wants black features." Thanks, I'll keep my pale-ass white features, y'know..the one's I was born with and am proud of :)
Who is this Jay-Z you speak of? Beyonce is dating a man named Jay-Z?
All these years I thought she was shacking up with Joe Camel. The man looks like he could snort a cueball.
Yes, I see the elephant in the room. While I'm sure the anonymous, online racewar is mildly amusing to read, the utter lack of punctuation and compulsive use of the caps lock key is more than I'm willing to sift through for a cheap laugh.......sorry, campers!
Let's just agree that every ethnicity has beautifal aspects to it. I like myself a big ol' butt, but I also love light blue eyes, pouty lips, red hair, long legs, little bit of freckles and pale skin (I'm Irish and love Celtic features). There are aspects to every race in that list.
Hey "All Caps", why don't you come visit me over here in Compton. We can sit on the couch, drink 40s, eat bean pies, and watch talk shows alllll damn day.
And then, I can get all up in yo ass. (But I won't eat your pussy. We don't do that shit.)
what i find most confusing is that booty somehow bears any relevance to non-whiteness??? it's like oh, when you say butt, then we can throw biel and johansson in the mix because now it's legitimate and we're judging a different set of buns. u people confuse me i tell ya.
it's so funny how all of a sudden people get racial about overpaid young actresses having a ton of money to starve themesleves and pay a trainer insane amounts of money to keep them in shape. these women just have genuinenly beautiful bodies and it helps that they're very pretty. hello-oo. that's why they're paid to look pretty.
in all honesty to have to go there insinuates a position of defense. you don't have to defend biel and alba- though you wouldn't with alba because she's not white, huh? i can't for the life of me understand why idlyitw would claim la bey doesn't have a great ass when she does. hmmmmm.
la beyonce has a great ass.
jessica biel has a great ass.
j simpson is so so, but most women would love to have here ass because she's got a great body, hey i wouldn't complain.
jessica alba has a great ass.
halle berry has a great ass.
j-lo has a great ass.
why do so many jessicas have great butts? haa-aaters.
Anonymous said... fine. black women are the most attractive women in the world. happy? now get back to that mop. i have an important meeting tomorrow and i want the office looking spotless when i get there.
September 29, 2006 7:25 PM ----------------------------------
get the fuck outta here. im pre law bitch and i doubt you even have a college education. seeing as you lack intelligents and maturity its you who will be vacuuming my office floor and washing my windows. basically......you clean my shit
there's no question that the "black" look is in fashion for women these days, at least in terms of butts. so is the black way of talking about it - i'd tap that bitch's ass, back that thang up, etc. congratulations ladies.
i agree with 3:28 PM & 4:46 PM. in fact, they've convinced me to adopt a "blacker" look. i've already placed online orders for 3 pink tracksuits (XXL).
rap rules the demographic that spends the most and the most freely (white teens and young adults). so language and images from rap music and videos have filtered down into marketing. so butts should be big, not small or flat (thin lips have never been in, nor have big noses). there's nothing more to it than that. it's not any type of improvement in racial integration or multiculturalism - that's all gone backwards in the u.s. during the same period (thanks, GWB). real progress happened briefly during the 60s, when a full-fledged black appearance was in style for white folks too (including the big afro hairdos). it's just butts now. that says it all about us these days.
the idea of a women-only poll is interesting. i remember reading after the second charlie's angels movie that cameron diaz' ass was envied by women, and same thing about uma thurman after the kill bill movies. i bet a women-only poll would be as fucked up as the one that voted twiggy and kate moss as best bodies of their decades. there definitely wouldn't be any of the "fat asses" here on it (beyonce, lopez, etc.)
Racism and ignorance are color blind my friends, so Sistah Souljah and Archie Bunker can both go fuck themselves, you are all trash and contribute nothing to your ethnic gene-pools. My suggestion kill yourselves immediately and DO NOT reproduce.
These arguements are ridiculous. I usually just sort of lurk now and then on the comments because sometimes they can be really hilarious. However, I have never read anything this wierd before in the comments on a celebrity blog.
Why all the hate? And the stereotypes? Not all white women inject collagen into their lips and get fake butts made... nor do all of them get fake tans. Just like not all women of color dye their hair blonde or get blue contact lenses. And the people who do do this are just expressing themselves. Period. They aren't trying to be someone else, they are just having fun and playing with their look. (although having surgery to make your butt look bigger is sort of nutty) Whats the big deal?
I think that people like Jessica Beil work out a lot. She has always been known for being really big on working out and staying fit. She has a big frame. When girls who have a big frame work out like she does, the result is a lot of muscle because that is how she is built. It has nothing to do with her wanting to look like another race! It's just her body type. Just like Jessica Simpson's body type is more petite and lithe, therefore all her working out will never result in the type of body Jessica Beil has.
Anyway, all races have a variety of features. Some white people are hairy, some aren't, some black chicks have perky butts and some don't. Oh well.
I'm white and I have always been attracted to people with darker skin, dark eyes, and dark hair. To me, personally, I find that visually pleasing. But I'm not trying to look like that. I have pale skin and I would look dumb with orange skin.
Also, I wanted to say that I agree, Jessica Simpson totally shouldn't be on this list! WTF?
224 Comments:
2. Jessica Simpson
Ahahahahaha.
No really.
Muahahahahaahaha.
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
My vote for Alba. Especially
pic #1, now thats mach 6.
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
At least Beyoncé i can understand.
Your time is coming down, Jessica Simpson.
By sam991, on 11:39 AM
If it was "Hollywood's best ass", than Beil probably would have won... but by calling it a "Booty", you basically narrow your choices down to Beyonce, J-Lo, Salt N' Pepper, and Star Jones.
By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM
hilariously true...
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
Could someone explain Jessica Beil's ass? Seriously, I don't understand how I could have not noticed it before. That shit just seemed to have sprouted up over night. She could perch that ass on my forearm like a bird on a tree branch.
By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
halle berry and jennifer lopez have the best asses in hollywood in my opinion. i'd put alba and biel at like #3 and #4 but definetlty not #1 and 2. jessica alba's ass is just perky like christina aguileras and biel ass is just curvacious, like jlo's and halle's.
jessica simpson and scarlette johanssen need to be off that list.
By prettyboy, on 12:32 PM
That second picture of Jessica Alba is one of the best pictures I've ever seen.
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
umm... you have to just consider the source of the poll "In Touch Weekly" and realize that this is totally bogus to begin with.
Alba and Biel by far are much better in every aspect, I mean who really cares about either Beyonce or Jessica Simpson now a days anyway, they're both overrated.
By JohnnyLog, on 12:39 PM
"recent poll" well that's sad. lots of these butts are no longer prime: Jessica Simpson (wtf, no need to say anything); Salma Hayek at this point probably wears a fuckin girdle she bought from the sears catalog; Jennifer Lopez has already written a note in spanish asking to borrow hayek's girdle for red carpet events; and Jessica Alba has burned off half her ass (and most of her boobs) as part of her program to turn herself into an anorexic white girl. she doesn't look like these pictures anymore.
Scarlett Johanssen never belonged on the list. she's got a broad but kind of flat butt, very white girl. maybe it looks good if you're already dizzy from getting repeatedly slapped in the face by her boobs. i mean, with her breasts, you'd only turn her around when you were secretly pissed off about something she did.
By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM
J-Lo has a fat ass. Asses are like cars... Bigger doesn't mean better... it just means more gas.
You haven't seen Scarlett's ass, prettyboy, so shut your cum-guzzling mouth. Yeah, I'm sure Hally Berry's 40 year old ass, and J-Lo's huge Rican dumper are the 2 best asses in Hollywood. Look at those Alba pictures again, and pretend you're a straight man this time.
Moron.
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
It funny all of a sudden white women want big ass first it was big lip so they put culigen in their lip. no they want ass
When sista have that logn time
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
All of a sudden big ass is in as with full lips sista's have that shyt for centuries. No all these white woman want big ass and full lips.
I read in the NY daily news its big business In NY to get surgery to have big ass.
you white ppl cracks me up what next? soul food.
By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
I'll give you Jessica Biel, but not Jessica Alba. She is one of the most overrated young stars out right now.
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
A haiku to Jessica Biel's ass:
Oh Jessica Biel
your ass is so amazing
I want to bite it
thank you
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
Okay I can understand Beyonce, Jessica Alba, Jessica Beil, Halle Berry because these women have great bodies! But where in the Hell and how in the Hell did they pick Jessica "Flat Pancake Sidewalk Slab Ass" Simpson to even be considered in this list!!! This troll needs to be shuned from anymore unnecessary publicity. Enough is enough of this stupid overexposed reality TV trash.
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
in that first bikini pic jessica biel has a perfect ass. a perfectly lesbian ass. perfect.
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
12:54/12:59 white girls want full lips and asses, and full-time employment. there's your difference. now stop horsing around on the dmv's computer.
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
I USE CAPS BECAUSE I CAN!!!!
JESSICA BIEL AND J-HO BOTH WEAR ASS IMPLANTS...LOOK AT THE OUTLINES ON J-BIELS DRESS AND LOOK AT ANY OLD PHOTOS FROM THE "IN LIVING COLOR PHOTOS", J-HO HAD NO
ASS-AT-ALL. BLACKS AND WHITES WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPLIT DEBATE ON THIS (JUST LIKE ANY DEBATE) BECAUSE BLACKS LIKE ALOT OF ASS, AS A RULE, BUT WHITES DON'T, AS A RULE. GET PAST IT, BLACK PEOPLE HAVE TO WHEN BRITTNEY SPEARS OR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE BEAT OUT JANET JACKSON OR USHER AS "BEST DANCER".
SO GOES LIFE.
By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
Jessica Simpson wore a prosthetic in the Dukes of Hazard movie. How the hell can anyone be on a list of best asses if she has to use some sort of enhancement? Not saying bigger is better but obviously, a flat ass isn't great either.
By Brandy, on 1:35 PM
I hear ya, Cuz! Scarlett Johanson is an ugly capser-white bizzatch. My pick for best ass? Esther Rolle, you know, the full-figured Nubian queen who played Big Mama on "Good Times". Now, that sister had some BACK!!
I would peel those huge brown cheeks open and go to town!
Current best ass? Oprah. my girl.
By Blingy Washington, on 1:35 PM
what are they talking about??? paris hilton has the best ass, by far. sleek, sexy, not a bit of cellulite.
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
1:23: Are you TELLING us J. Biel is also wearing a fake ass in those bikini pictures?
You're an idiot. Seriously.
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
I love how the brothas on this page talk about white girls wanting black features. Guess they forgot about the black girls straightening their hair, wearing blue eye contacts and dying their hair blond and red. I don't see much of that in Africa!?!? Get with the times.
By Tim, on 1:42 PM
it's a weird list. i agree that the problem is "booty" which indicates a diversity-inspired lowering of beauty standards. pc ruins everything.
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
oprah does have a great ass. a great, mone-filled ass. if you were a guy adverse to working for a living, she's your girl.
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
LOL @ the Paris Hilton comment!
You were kidding, right? Please say you're kidding.
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
beyonce is ok, although after her weight changes you have to wonder if you're in for a flabalanche. still, if she starts talking about her inner diva "Sasha" you'd probably want her sitting on your face, protecting you with those afrothighspread earmuffs.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
i can't believe they left tara reid off this list
By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM
i wonder what the list would have been if they did another one of those women-only polls?
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
Jessica Alba? Please!
All women look like they have an ass when they're bent over.
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
kelly says i love all-you-can-eat rump roast fridays
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
beyonce is number 1 because is says booty, ass , butt whatever you want to call it most white women have extended backs it must be like humping an ironing board really why all the hate on beyonce if her cd had not just been number 1 i could understand if she wasnt about to be in a star studded movie icould undersatnd but really were does the hate come from oh thats right your a bunch of ugly fat (not phat like beyonce and myself) no booty ass butt having miserable bit****
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
you mean, all women look the best when they're bent over
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
1:23: Are you TELLING us J. Biel is also wearing a fake ass in those bikini pictures?
You're an idiot. Seriously.
By Anonymous, on September 29, 2006 1:42 PM
NO, YOU'RE THE IDIOT AND AN ASSHOLE....IT'S MY OPINION (THOSE THINGS WE GET TO HAVE IN AMERICA)THAT SHE HAS AN ASS IMPLANT, BECAUSE IT WAS JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO THAT SHE HAD A FLAT-ASS, LIKE MOST OF THE W/G'S I KNOW. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT IT'S JUST THE FACTS. I NEVER SAID A PROSTHETIC, PER SAY, BUT WHATEVER SURGEONS ARE STICKING IN FOLKS ASSES TO MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE REAL ASSES. YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE AN AUTHENTIC-LOOKING BOOB JOB. GET WITH THE TIMES...YOU CAN GET "ANYTHING" DONE NOW-A-DAYS. COUNTESS VAUGHN (THE PARKERS) HAD ONE DONE ABOUT 6 MONTHS AGO AND IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HER ASS! AND SHE'S BLACK!!! JUST IMAGINE HOW MANY WHITE GIRLS ARE LINING UP TO DO IT, IF THEY'RE ALL INTO BIG ASSES AND BLACK MEN. AGAIN I'LL SAY, "YOU'RE THE IDIOT!" AND "AN ASSHOLE"!!!!
BUT I'M NOT BITTER :)
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
you know, there's a punctuation-mark for foodstamps program in most states
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
sounds lovely, i wish i could meet her
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
Take your fucking caps lock off, you goddamn ignoramus.
Not only is it rude, but it's hard to read. And it's the Internet equivalent of scribbling with a crayon.
She doesn't have a fucking ass implant. Stop being so jealous a white girl has an ass and black guys want to fuck it. Don't worry. I doubt she's out to steal your man. I'm sure she wants one who has a job.
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
scarlett says she has a solution for the ethnic ass dilemma.
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
you know it so funny all the racial stereotypes that getthrown aroun on these chat lines... the reason why black men go to white woman is because a black women is not goingto allow him to sit at home jobless but your lilly white ass will work have babies and come home and cook while his on the play station its not that our black men want to fuck you its that they want to FUCK YOU OVER hahahahaha,,,,,,,and what job did k-fed have before brit brit (who i love) got him one
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
Black men want white women because they're the "prize." They're a symbol of success somehow because they feel they stick it to "The Man" by dating one. But most of the white girls you see with black guys are ugly fat asses that white men don't want. One man's trash...
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
Tim said...
I love how the brothas on this page talk about white girls wanting black features. Guess they forgot about the black girls straightening their hair, wearing blue eye contacts and dying their hair blond and red. I don't see much of that in Africa!?!? Get with the times.
September 29, 2006 1:42 PM
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yea but white girls are always in the gmy doing squats, dying their hair darker colors and constantly tanning. face it.......white women die for black womens features. most gorgeous women in the world are women of ethnicity and only americans are too dumb to see true beauty. americas just see blonde with big tits, no ass, no curves and wide frame.
shit is disgusting
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
that's the first time i've seen somebody identify kfed with black guys. so he's making some small progress i guess.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
Mmmm, blonde hair and big tits AND a nice ass. That is perfection.
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
"you know it so funny all the racial stereotypes that getthrown aroun on these chat lines... the reason why black men go to white woman is because a black women is not goingto allow him to sit at home jobless but your lilly white ass will work have babies and come home and cook while"
yeah...youre right. it IS funny that all the racial stereotypes get throw around on these chats. dumbass.
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
No you dumb bitch we dont want k-fed u keep him
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
Jay-Z is one of the ugliest people I've ever seen. He ruined that last picture of Beyonce.
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
Beyonce and JLo have fat, ugly asses. Period. You gotta be a chubby chaser to like that shit. A tight curvy and FIT butt is sexy. Loading up on cream-puffs and bon bons ain't.
By Nord, on 2:38 PM
hey you ass clown we dont straighten our hair to appear european we do it to make it more manageable that white peolples problem now that why we're ina war they think everything is about them as far as blue contact to each they own we put them in we take them out we do get blue eyes inserted in our head big difference anyhooo......YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER YOU HERE
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
Wow. Just one look at the last comment here for me to know this thread turned to moron infested shit. Should I even bother scrolling up?
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
no offense, but there's no way that white women die for black women's features. they look to different ethnic groups, like hispanic or mediterranean women, not to black women. black women are way too fat, way too hairy, and have ginormous facial features. and if there's a black woman who's considered very beautiful, it's guaranteed she'll have caucasian-leaning features, either naturally or through surgery.
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
i'm going to agree with the beyonce #1 thing. she looks good. jessica biel is a little too mannish, she's kind of in east german female wrestler territory. and jessica alba doesn't count anymore now that she's on the nicole ritchie diet plan.
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
yeah...youre right. it IS funny that all the racial stereotypes get throw around on these chats. dumbass.
your so high and mighty right who started the shit talking im always goingto defend mine honey trust and believe and i hope your not talking about the grammar and such being as though it seem the only readable items are coming from the colored people....i guess all that schoolin yall finally allowed us to get is paying off.......also if you all hate asses so much why keep voted hip hop on to TRL oh for the beats right
By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
MY APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE TO GAY PEOPLE AND OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE:
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I'M BLACK? FUCKIN' RACIST!!! YOU ARE EITHER A FAT-ASS FUGLY BITCH OR A FAT-ASS FAG...EITHER WAY, YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT TO BE JESSICA BIEL. WHAT'S IT TO YOU IF I THINK SHE HAS ASS IMPLANTS??? SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, SHE'D NEVER GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY SO MOOOOOVE (YOU'RE A BIG COW, THAT'S COW TALK) ON. AT THE END OF THE DAY, I STILL THINK IT, BECAUSE ASS DOESN'T GROW OVER NIGHT, JUST LIKE HAIR DOESN'T. FOOL.
AND GET USE TO MY CAPS AND MY PUNCTUATION MARKS, I WON'T CHANGE, JUST LIKE RACISM, YOUR IGNORANCE OR YOUR UGLY-ASS GRILL (THAT'S FACE).
B-T-W, I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN....SISTA!! SO FUCK OFF.
By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
i wonder when Wanda from In Living Color got a computer and found this site?
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
^ LOL!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
this must be the equivalent of shouting at the screen in movie theaters
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
2:43 - Were you ditching school all the years they taught punctuation in English class?
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
Yeah, the all caps, and screaming, the obvious "urban" slang a.k.a. "Ebonics," and utter lack of reasoning and logic didn't lead anyone to believe you're a mouthy black girl.
No, you did a great job not perpetuating any sterotypes.
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
IT'S SOOOO CUTE HOW YOU'RE TYPING ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS AS IF SOMEBODY ELSE IS AGREEING WITH YOU. EVERYONE KNOWS HOW LONG IT TAKES AN ANONYMOUS COMMENT TO UPDATE AND YOU HAVE TO SEE IT, FIRST, BEFORE YOU CAN AGREE WITH SOMEONE. WHAT A FUCKIN' LOSER. GO PLAY WITH YOURSELF, I KNOW YOU DO....PROBABLY TO JESSICA'S ASS SHOT. YOU ARE ONE SICK, RACIST INDIVIDUAL. AND BEYONCE' IS THE SHIT!!!!!
I'LL GET SICK OF YOU IN A MINUTE, BUT NOT JUST YET. I CAN'T STAND A JEALOUS, RACIST JACK-OFF AND I DON'T MIND TELLING YOUR WHITE, UGLY, TRASHY ASS OFF.
(MORE PUNCTUATIONS AND CAPITALS, JUST FOR YOU)
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
it must be hard to focus on the screen with your head bobbing side to side
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
Jessica's fag hag Ken Paves has a better ass than Chestica.
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
Hey, all caps, you realize you're as "racist" (if not, worse) than the people you're yelling at, don't you?
No, you probably don't since you're about as sharp as a drawer full of spoons.
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
Beyonce lost a lot of her ass actually.
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
LIKE I SAID: I TYPE IN CAPS 'CAUSE I CAN. I REPRESENT AS A SISTA 'CAUSE I LOVE TO. IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS TRYING TO HIDE ANYTHING JERK-OFF! SEE, I TO CAN USE "YOUR" LANGUAGE. I CHOOSE TO DO WHAT I ENJOY DOING.
AND KUDOS TO YOU FOR SHOWING THAT YOU THINK ANYBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK THAT YOU'VE DECIDED AMERICA IS MADE JUST FOR YOU, THEREFORE EVERYONE HAS TO LOOK, THINK, TALK, AND FUCK THEIR MOTHERS LIKE YOU DO. YOU ARE SOOOO STUPID. I'LL SAY WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT AND UNTIL YOU GET UP ONE DAY AND FOLLOW THE DEVILS INSTRUCTIONS, USING AK'S AND THREATS TO PUT FOLKS BACK INTO SLAVERY, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO GET USE TO IT. KISS ME AND BEYONCE'S ASS, I KNOW YOU WANT TO.
HITLER'S GRANDSON.
By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
Black women are hairy? Now I've heard it all.
Yeah, I guess it's black women who you see with hair covering their arms like some animal fur? White men and women are like fucking yaks, don't go projecting.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
September 29, 2006 2:47 PM -
Heh heh heh. So wrong, but so right.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
It's unbelieveable how many stereotypes get played out when people can post anonymously. It's the equivalent of road rage. That said...
2:43- "i guess all that schoolin yall finally allowed us to get is paying off"
If this is what you call "payin off" clearly you were "jerkin off" in class.
By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
I agree that Jessica Alba has lost her shape. Although she looks qualified in those old pictures, she shouldn't be in a top 10. With respect to Halle Berry being 40, I don't think that her age has anything to do with whether she has a nice body. It's either sexy or it's not. There are young women with terrible figures and some "old" women with great bodies.
I think men from most cultures like a nice ass. I don't think all white guys like the same thing, not all black guys like the same thing, and not all latin guys like the same thing.
I think who people get to date is more of a power thing. I mean, a guy with money or fame or power, he can get with anything he wants to (Robert Deniro with black women, Iggy Pop with Asians) and nobody is going to say shit beause they're cool. Poor guys and powerless guys get stuck with the rejects (e.g. black guys from prison with fat white girls).
I don't see many successful black men with fat white girls. They might be with white girls, but those girls aren't fat. In fact, it is rare to see a successful white man with a fat girl of any race. In our country, fat women are seen as low class, so a fate mate can make you look bad socially.
By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM
OH THERE YOU GO AGAIN, PRETENDING TO BE MORE THAN ONE PERSON. AS YOU POINTED OUT, I'M BLACK, THEREFORE I CAN'T BE A RACIST. READ YOUR DICTIONARY, A RACIST HAS TO HAVE POWER OVER ANOTHER RACE. NEVER HAD IT, NEVER WANTED IT. I'M HAPPY BEING LITTLE OL' ME. I COULD CARE LESS WHAT ANYBODY ELSE HAS OR DOES. THE ONLY REASON I COMMENTED ON THIS B.S. IS BECAUSE I CAN. AT THE END OF THE DAY, I COULD GIVE 2 SHITS.
I RESPONDED TO YOU, ONLY BECAUSE YOU TYPED A BUNCH OF RACIST B.S. AS IF YOU'D BE OPENING YOUR BIG YAPPER, IF WE WERE FACE TO FACE, I IMAGINE LIKE YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE SUCKING OFF YOUR DAD'S COCK. YOU STARTED IT AND I DECIDED TO FINISH IT. YOU'RE A COWARD THOUGH, I KNOW IT. YOU'RE ONLY TALKING CASH SHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE BEHIND A COMPUTER. SO EVEN IF I LOG OFF ('CAUSE UNLIKE YOU I HAVE A LIFE) I'LL CHECK BACK ASSHOLE AND UNTIL I'M TIRED OF FOOLING WITH YOUR UGLY ASS, I'LL GIVE IT RIGHT BACK TO YOU. YOU RUN ABSOLUTELY NADA, I'LL SAY WHAT THE FUCK I WANT AND I'LL FEEL HOWEVER I WANT TO FEEL. NOW GO EAT YOUR FECES OR WHATEVER IS IN FASHION FOR YOUR CRAZY, NEUROTIC ASS THIS SEASON. YOU HAVE TO BE ON MEDS, GO TAKE THOSE. YOU'RE SCHITZIN' AND STUFF.
BEYONCE' RULES...HITLER WAS A HEARTLESS, RACIST SHAFT, JUST LIKE YOU.
By Anonymous, on 3:19 PM
even the black supermodels can't hide their mustaches, it's on here all the time
By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
YOU'RE SO PREDICTABLE, I KNOW THAT'S YOU AT 3:08 PRETENDING TO BE BLACK 'CAUSE I CALLED YOU OUT FOR USING 3 AND 4 ANON ALIASES. WE DON'T SAY "DON'T GO PROJECTING" ASSHOLE. YOU REALLY ARE INSANE. I'M SCARED. I'VE OPENED MYSELF UP TO A MANSON KILLER AND SHIT. F'IN PSYCHO. LOG OFF AND GO TAKE YOUR PRESCRIPTION.
NOW, RIGHT NOW!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
This place is overrun with ignorance. Black/African ppl are the least hairy people and also have the least occurences of skin disease, (acne, rosecea, premature aging etc). Look it up. As far as hispanic or Mediterranean women being considered more beautiful, its the african in them that seperates them from average white ppl, which also makes them more attractive to some.
Both Black and White and whoever in between seem to want to borrow some physical attributes from another race. I will say however that everything considered "sexy" seems to be a feature of black ppl. Full, pouty lips, curvy figures and behinds, skin with color. Im not saying one is better than the other, but If I wasn't black I would prefer to be any race but never white.
By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM
I love how blacks think they can say what they want, when they want, yell when they want...yet of course they're not racist or ignorant. Please, they're worse.
By Rob, on 3:27 PM
everyone be nice to miss (or, mizz, as she would prefer) all caps. she was born a parody. I would be angry too.
By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM
Look this racist crap is getting real annoying. I'm a white woman, and it is a fact that black woman traditionally have rounder, more protruding assess, hips, larger breast and larger lips than white woman. And when you see these traits in Hispanic women,its because if you are Latino, Hispanic, you most likely have African decendants. Period. It so sad that black women were ostracized for their god given features in the past and called ugly but now that white women are getting it via surgery or if they have these features naturally are being praised for it and considered curvy and beautiful for it. Now everybody wants these features, because they look good on white women too. Come on. I do see a double standard here. Its like if a black woman has it its ugly , but if a white women does its gorgeous all of a sudden. I say this because I happen to be lilly white with a large "black girl" ass and small waist with large hips but still pretty slim looking, I was always call fat by my white peers and told that I have a "black girl body". It didn't help that I had pouty lips either. Nowadays, I get fawned over by my peers for my shape and looks. Hey what happened in the last 14 years that made my"black girl body" all of a sudden considered beautiful and curvy. Just asking. I can rally see how black women can get angry when all of a sudden their natural features are considered beautiful only if a white woman has it. We really do live a racist society.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
All caps is so full of vitrol and anger that she is blinded by the fact that 1) she is not beyonce (thus warrants no comparisons "you can kiss me and beyonce's ass") and 2)does not realize most of America does not want to reinstitute slavery and if they would not need to use AK 47's-- people like her would be stupid enough to walk into slavery on their own terms
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
Hi Bunifa!
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
I'm a black woman and I'd like to state that "All Caps" does not represent me or any of the black people I know. We're educated and we have class.
People like "All Caps" actually hurt our "cause" and it would be really nice if they would not "speak" for us or "represent" us.
Thank you.
By celia, on 4:02 PM
it must be hard to focus on the screen with your head bobbing side to side
that is goddamn funny shit. and hey, caps-lock...sistER not sistA.
why you guys always make up your stupid slang? maybe we shouldnt have allowed all "y'all" to get schooling; it obvioulsy didnt help.
sisTER........and oh yeah, they aint your sisters........they're just black like you
By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
Kill whitey!
But before you do that, find me one who'll fuck my ass hard. I love white dick.
By prettyboy, on 4:05 PM
jessica beil is a pretty girl but her ass is like a shelf. Jessica alba wins hands down,if i was to judge by these pics,simpsons ass was great in the dukes movie but disappeared after that.
By trae, on 4:06 PM
Guys, stop being fucking retards.
Let's get to the heart of the matter.
Seriously.
Salma Hayek should be number one or number two.
Have you seen fucking Dusk til Dawn?
Or Monica Belleuci?
I'm not a lesbian. But for those two bitches I would be.
By Anonymous, on 4:13 PM
Trae that is because in the dukes movie she wore a padded fake butt.
By Anonymous, on 4:16 PM
Selma definitely has a great body.
By Anonymous, on 4:16 PM
Yeah, the all caps, and screaming, the obvious "urban" slang a.k.a. "Ebonics," and utter lack of reasoning and logic didn't lead anyone to believe you're a mouthy black girl.
No, you did a great job not perpetuating any sterotypes.
Look up HYPOCRITE in the dictionary.
By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
fucking hell....
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
OOOOH, I GUESS YOU TOLD ME. THE FUNNY THING IS I'M NOT ANGRY, LIKE I SAID, I COULD GIVE A SHIT. I'M HEAR TO TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT. I RUN MY SHIT, NOT YOU, NOT ANYONE ELSE. I'LL DECIDE WHAT I SAY, WHEN I SAY IT....AND YOU CAN'T DO POO ABOUT IT. GOT IT???? ALL CAPS RULES. AND THE BEYONCE' COMPARISON WAS SAID BECAUSE MY ASS IS BIG AND BEAUTIFUL AND YOU THINK JESSICA'S IS, SO GO FIGURE...YOU'VE GOT TO THINK ME AND BEYONCE, ARE THE SHIZNIT. THANK YOU. I AM AND SHE SEEMS TO BE, AS WELL.
AS FOR THE COMMENT ABOUT ALL OF AMERICA NOT WANTING TO REINSTITUTE SLAVERY, NO SHIT!!!! THAT'S THE REASON I REFERRED TO YOUR UGLY ASS, NOT ALL OF AMERICA.
AND PLEASE BELIEVE THIS, YOU'D DEFINITELY NEED AN -AK- TO DO WHAT YOU DO BEST...BULLY FOLKS AND TALK SHIT...'CAUSE OTHERWISE I'D BEAT YOU PINK ASS INTO THE GROUND.
HEY BLACK GIRL, THAT I DON'T SPEAK FOR, GOOD FOR YOU, I'M ABOUT ME AND THE ONES I REPRESENT, NOT THE ONES I DON'T. YOU AND THIS RACIST ASSHOLE CAN GO HAVE A FIELD DAY 2GETHER. THIS WAS BETWEEN ME AND THAT DICK...NOT YOU AND I.
PEACE OUT...THIS SISTA, NOT SISTER, ASSWIPE----HAS SPOKEN.
(ALL IN JEST FOLKS, I DON'T HAVE ONE MEAN BONE IN MY SEXY ASS BODY.)
By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM
Jesus Christ, "CAPS." I thought you said you were leaving like 10 hours ago. Don't you keep any promises?
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
Anonymous said...
no offense, but there's no way that white women die for black women's features. they look to different ethnic groups, like hispanic or mediterranean women, not to black women. black women are way too fat, way too hairy, and have ginormous facial features. and if there's a black woman who's considered very beautiful, it's guaranteed she'll have caucasian-leaning features, either naturally or through surgery.
September 29, 2006 2:42 PM
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Really, If you are Latino or mediterranean than are you not descendend from Africans ( thus giving you a darker complexion, larger facial features than white Europeans) Is it not a fact that Sicilian Italians are the darker Italians, because they are in Southern Italy which is closest to Africa which allowed for easy migration. I don't know how old you are or how educated you are ( I hope you are really young because that would expain why you form your opinions and get your knowledge of blacks from what you see in the media-- you obviously know NOTHING about history, cultures, ethnology--thus your provincial and narrow minded comments) You say white women do not want black features--I agree white women do not want to BE black--they are the most maligned and hated group in the world. However, their features seemed to be fawned over in the media--BUT only when it is diluted with another race--preferably one that white people can identify with -themselves) which explains the love of the lip injections and cheek bone implants ( have you ever seen the African tribes of MALI and the SUDAN (ignore the dark skin color and the facial features are EXACTLY what is being replicated today via plastic surgery)However, you will not admit that,because all you see is black skin, however, put those so call black "ginormous" features that you stated above on Angelina Jolie and it is considered beautiful. Yes, you may not want to BE black, but YOU DO want black features--as long as you can pick and choose which ones. Additionally,you also strive to be a white Scandinavian ideal with white blond hair and blue eyes, which less than 95% of whites have naturally in the US. SO I agree, you do not want to be fully Black, but you sure dont want to be fully white either. Lets just say, that you like to borrow from BLack. Lastly the comment about blacks being hairy,are you kidding me. Black skin is the smoothest, non hairest skin ever. Are you really serious with this comment,or is this another fruitless attempt at stereotyping. Aren't stereotypes supposed to be based on a little bit of truth. In that case wouldn't it be the white man and women considered hairy and furry. Thus having to shave daily. That comment was really just grabbing at straws. Try to educate yourself.
By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
I NEVER EVER SAID I WAS LEAVING SWASTIKA, I SAID "IF AND WHEN I DO". IT SUCKS FOR YOU BECAUSE I WILL BE ON HERE AT LEAST ANOTHER HOUR, DOING RESEARCH (CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, A BLACK PERSON STUDYING???). IT'S QUITE IRONIC THAT I WAS RESEARCHING SATAN (THAT WOULD BE "DADDY" TO YOU) WHEN YOU STARTED POPPING UP ON MY SPLIT SCREEN WITH YOUR RACIST B.S.
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS CHECK OUT THE BLOG RAGS AND MAKE A FEW CURT COMMENTS, DURING MY BREAKS. IT RELAXES ME, AND WHAT'S IT TO YA???
HERE'S AN IDEA, DON'T SAY SHIT ELSE TO ME, I'LL OBLIGE YOU THE SAME! I HAVE A SNEAKING SUSPICION YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS BLOG AND IF SO, THAT'S REALLY SAD. I HOPE YOU'RE NOT HIDING BEHIND A BLOG TO SPEW HATRED.
IF IT'S NOT TRUE, PLEASE FORGIVE ME MR/MS BLOG. I MEAN NO HARM, TO THOSE WHO MEAN NO HARM TO ME.
By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM
Scarlett thinks it's time to build more ovens.
By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM
actually, what i think is really interesting is that they both seem to have the same skin color. what does that tell us? (there are more than one option...)
By Anonymous, on 6:00 PM
As I said above, alot of white people do not want TO BE black, they like to just borrow black features via plastic surgery. But they dont want to be white either-thus the constant nose jobs, and breast implant, bleaching hair blond to the point that it looks like cotton, blue contact ( ala Herpes Hilton) and tanning to the point of skin cancer. ( make up your minds--do you want to be Nordic woman or the multiracial ( ie; black looking)woman. Also, why do white people always say balcks want to be white, yet whites are the ones getting the most plastic surgery and this is EXCLUDING the finacial factor. Most blacks are afraid of plastic surgery--they fear it will erase their ethnicity (ie : surgery is most often extremely subtle) So if blacks wanted to be white so much , wouldn't they jump at the chance to erase their ethnic features ( and I am not commenting on exceptions to the rule like the freaks micheal jackson and little kim--obviously the years of being villified in the media for having black features seeped into their psyche and manifested in low self esteem and body mutilation). So blacks do not want to BE white either, no matter how much white people and their superior, elitist thinking believe. Sorry to bust your bubble, but no black person I know would ever want to come back as a white woman or white man. Just don't find that type of phenotype appealing--no offense. Back to the original post. Beyonce has the best ass, because it is a natural ass. It doesn't appear and disappear with weight loss or a trip to the surgeon. Its all hers. I guess, when having large asses and large lips fall out of vogue in the media, these features will go back to being attributed to black people and will be considered ugly once again. Oh the fickle white American media. What would we do with out them.
By Anonymous, on 6:08 PM
how can anyone forget about shakira when mentioning asses. she not only has one but she can shake it better than everyone on the list.
By Anonymous, on 6:27 PM
how can anyone forget about shakira when speaking of asses. she not has a bigger one than each nominee but she can shake it better too!
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
Can we bring this back to the focus.
I wanna split Beyonce and the Jessicas in half with my cock, preferably during a nasty, messy, kinky 4some. Who's with me?
By Adam, on 6:50 PM
September 29, 2006 4:46 PM
^you spoke the fucking truth. it's no secret that white women desire black features such as the hour glass figure, thicker lips, and a bigger butt. this has been going on since the 1400's when white women would wear girdles or that metal band around their wastes to acheive the hour glass figure that they naturally never had. white women have always wanted the features and white men have always desired it but they know only black women possesed and yet still degraded black women. it's still happening to this very day and it is ridiculous. jessica biel has the same body type as jennifer lopez and halle berry and people in here called halle and jennifer fat but called jessica fit. i don't fucking understand that. i guess if they had white skin and blonde hair it would make them look skinny just like they say that stripes and black clothing make you look thinner. females in south/latin america also posses those features because of their african ancestory as same goes for the women in the mediterranean because it's close to africa. people in europe have realized this and no longer see blondes as desirable thus making a lot of interracial mixing in europe. i happen to be mixed and i rarely find white women attractive.
By prettyboy, on 6:55 PM
Surprise, surprise, so now we know that the readers of that mag are fags and hags.
Dont ask me to compare the beauty of the circumsized and uncircumsized dicks and
dont ask homos to compare a woman's ass.
Biel and Alba by a mile over those two.
The last time I saw butts that gave me that kind of quality wood was Jaime Pressley back in the days when she had a few more percentage of bodyfat (shes too stringy now). People who saw her in Poison Ivy will know exactly what Im talking about.
Biel and Alba are in that category.
Rob Enderle, Esq.
By Anonymous, on 7:21 PM
good lord she went out for a bucket of fried chicken and now she's back for the rest of the night
By Anonymous, on 7:23 PM
fine. black women are the most attractive women in the world. happy? now get back to that mop. i have an important meeting tomorrow and i want the office looking spotless when i get there.
By Anonymous, on 7:25 PM
this thread in not very asian
By Anonymous, on 7:26 PM
it's true that black women have many attractive sexual features. they're often the best looking of all the hookers on the street corner.
By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM
scarlett says if everybody had just heeded the example of the french, this argument would not be happening.
By Anonymous, on 7:35 PM
come on now, i think we can all agree on some basics. we all like women who are well-developed (breasts and butt) rather than stick-like, with full and symmetrical facial features rather than thin lips and a wonk eye. and for sure, not black.
By Anonymous, on 7:43 PM
why is it that crack pipes always seem to fall on the caps lock key
By Anonymous, on 7:54 PM
All this over a piece of ass.
By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
I'M SORRY. I SUCK. I REALLY DO.
By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM
since it's book night...somewhere back about 300 comments or so somebody asked what changed over the past 15 years to make "black" features (usually meaning asses and lips) so fashionable, after decades of the skinny white girl ideal. here's what happened - hip hop spawned hardcore rap, which took over pop music and (because of mtv) pop culture. so now "black" female features are glorified, but in the most ignorant, objectifying way, which ends up being insulting to most women. white people can try to embrace it all they want as heathier, more multi-culti, whatever, but they end up looking ignorant because there's nothing enlightened behind (no pun intended) the new ideal. they're expecting a pat on the back for adopting something created by misogynist black men. no deal.
By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM
FACT - Simpson has an ass double for Dukes of Hazzard cause her ass is so nasty flat. Since when does "reader votes" = "bribe from publisist"?
By Anonymous, on 9:59 PM
jessica simpson has a terrrrrrrrrrible ass. i like scarlett johannson's ass. yum!
Look this racist crap is getting real annoying. I'm a white woman, and it is a fact that black woman traditionally have rounder, more protruding assess, hips, larger breast and larger lips than white woman.
agreed. it doesn't exactly take a rocket scientist to notice that black women have those big bootys. i also suspect it's no coincidence that black men love them. yes, i'm saying it's probably a genetic desire, just like scientists have found that men have a genetic desire for women with young women with large breasts and wide hips, and women have a genetic desire for tall rich men.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 PM
If Jessica Biel tried to lean forward to stick out her ass anymore she'd need a cane to hold her up and both Jessica's asses are dime a dozen. Wow, what a fight up there. Why anyone would want to be a color or ethnicity that they're not is beyond me.
By Anonymous, on 11:17 PM
How did a blog about asses turn into "everyone wants black features." Thanks, I'll keep my pale-ass white features, y'know..the one's I was born with and am proud of :)
By Anonymous, on 11:18 PM
What the hell is wrong with you people? This list isn't even that big a deal. Crawl back into the gutter with the rest of the trash racists.
By Anonymous, on 11:28 PM
Who is this Jay-Z you speak of?
Beyonce is dating a man named Jay-Z?
All these years I thought she was shacking up with Joe Camel.
The man looks like he could snort a cueball.
Yes, I see the elephant in the room. While I'm sure the anonymous, online racewar is mildly amusing to read, the utter lack of punctuation and compulsive use of the caps lock key is more than I'm willing to sift through for a cheap laugh.......sorry, campers!
Carry on, kiddos!
Cheerio....
By joejoe, on 11:54 PM
My vote is for Jessica Alba. She's smokin' from head to toe.
By Anonymous, on 3:53 AM
ALBA or BIEL, the others are all jokes.
By ANGEL, on 4:06 AM
Let's just agree that every ethnicity has beautifal aspects to it. I like myself a big ol' butt, but I also love light blue eyes, pouty lips, red hair, long legs, little bit of freckles and pale skin (I'm Irish and love Celtic features). There are aspects to every race in that list.
By Tim, on 6:49 AM
Mmmmhmmm!!! I love a sista with some attitude.
Hey "All Caps", why don't you come visit me over here in Compton. We can sit on the couch, drink 40s, eat bean pies, and watch talk shows alllll damn day.
And then, I can get all up in yo ass. (But I won't eat your pussy. We don't do that shit.)
By Blingy Washington, on 7:16 AM
what i find most confusing is that booty somehow bears any relevance to non-whiteness??? it's like oh, when you say butt, then we can throw biel and johansson in the mix because now it's legitimate and we're judging a different set of buns. u people confuse me i tell ya.
it's so funny how all of a sudden people get racial about overpaid young actresses having a ton of money to starve themesleves and pay a trainer insane amounts of money to keep them in shape. these women just have genuinenly beautiful bodies and it helps that they're very pretty. hello-oo. that's why they're paid to look pretty.
in all honesty to have to go there insinuates a position of defense. you don't have to defend biel and alba- though you wouldn't with alba because she's not white, huh? i can't for the life of me understand why idlyitw would claim la bey doesn't have a great ass when she does. hmmmmm.
la beyonce has a great ass.
jessica biel has a great ass.
j simpson is so so, but most women would love to have here ass because she's got a great body, hey i wouldn't complain.
jessica alba has a great ass.
halle berry has a great ass.
j-lo has a great ass.
why do so many jessicas have great butts?
haa-aaters.
By Anonymous, on 7:22 AM
Will you all shut the fuck up with all the race talk already? Get a life!
By Anonymous, on 8:57 AM
-September 29, 2006 3:28 PM
&
-September 29, 2006 4:46 PM
Thank you for educating the ignorant. While speaking the TRUTH. Not constantly perpetuated opinions, but facts, that have basis.
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
kelly says it's ok to have a racewar here because it gets everybody stewing in their own juices...mmmmmmmmmm...
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
Anonymous said...
fine. black women are the most attractive women in the world. happy? now get back to that mop. i have an important meeting tomorrow and i want the office looking spotless when i get there.
September 29, 2006 7:25 PM
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get the fuck outta here. im pre law bitch and i doubt you even have a college education. seeing as you lack intelligents and maturity its you who will be vacuuming my office floor and washing my windows. basically......you clean my shit
By prettyboy, on 11:31 AM
it was so much more civil when we were discussing asians, like suri cruise
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
there's no question that the "black" look is in fashion for women these days, at least in terms of butts. so is the black way of talking about it - i'd tap that bitch's ass, back that thang up, etc. congratulations ladies.
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
i agree with 3:28 PM & 4:46 PM. in fact, they've convinced me to adopt a "blacker" look. i've already placed online orders for 3 pink tracksuits (XXL).
By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
rap rules the demographic that spends the most and the most freely (white teens and young adults). so language and images from rap music and videos have filtered down into marketing. so butts should be big, not small or flat (thin lips have never been in, nor have big noses). there's nothing more to it than that. it's not any type of improvement in racial integration or multiculturalism - that's all gone backwards in the u.s. during the same period (thanks, GWB). real progress happened briefly during the 60s, when a full-fledged black appearance was in style for white folks too (including the big afro hairdos). it's just butts now. that says it all about us these days.
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
the idea of a women-only poll is interesting. i remember reading after the second charlie's angels movie that cameron diaz' ass was envied by women, and same thing about uma thurman after the kill bill movies. i bet a women-only poll would be as fucked up as the one that voted twiggy and kate moss as best bodies of their decades. there definitely wouldn't be any of the "fat asses" here on it (beyonce, lopez, etc.)
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
the last time i went to a movie, "CAPS" was sitting a row behind me. couldn't hear the dialog, almost demanded a refund. ugh.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
Racism and ignorance are color blind my friends, so Sistah Souljah and Archie Bunker can both go fuck themselves, you are all trash and contribute nothing to your ethnic gene-pools. My suggestion kill yourselves immediately and DO NOT
reproduce.
By BarbadoSlim, on 1:16 PM
These arguements are ridiculous. I usually just sort of lurk now and then on the comments because sometimes they can be really hilarious. However, I have never read anything this wierd before in the comments on a celebrity blog.
Why all the hate? And the stereotypes? Not all white women inject collagen into their lips and get fake butts made... nor do all of them get fake tans. Just like not all women of color dye their hair blonde or get blue contact lenses. And the people who do do this are just expressing themselves. Period. They aren't trying to be someone else, they are just having fun and playing with their look. (although having surgery to make your butt look bigger is sort of nutty) Whats the big deal?
I think that people like Jessica Beil work out a lot. She has always been known for being really big on working out and staying fit. She has a big frame. When girls who have a big frame work out like she does, the result is a lot of muscle because that is how she is built. It has nothing to do with her wanting to look like another race! It's just her body type. Just like Jessica Simpson's body type is more petite and lithe, therefore all her working out will never result in the type of body Jessica Beil has.
Anyway, all races have a variety of features. Some white people are hairy, some aren't, some black chicks have perky butts and some don't. Oh well.
I'm white and I have always been attracted to people with darker skin, dark eyes, and dark hair. To me, personally, I find that visually pleasing. But I'm not trying to look like that. I have pale skin and I would look dumb with orange skin.
Also, I wanted to say that I agree, Jessica Simpson totally shouldn't be on this list! WTF?
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
the reason black women have