i hope somebody's watching sean preston to make sure he's still breathing when he's asleep. apparently there's a really bad bug going around with a very specific infection pattern.
I bet Mrs Federswine will be pregnant within three months again. It's gonna be her new "career" cuz she luvs being a "mom" (i.e. carrying her baby around on her hip a lot and leaving the rest to the staff).
These photographs of Britney are illustrative of why my mother refused to let my sister and I wear flip flops in public. This was, of course, before Old Navy made them 'chic'. They look like shower shoes. Ew. For some reason, I bet her heels are nice and crusty, like her . . . *ahem*. Let's hope the baby's not a tard.
Also, who does Britney think she's fooling with TWO spoons in that sundae??
You know as well as I do that she isn't gonna share that damn thing with anyone. She's gonna put a spoon in each of her chunky mitts and hand-peddle that dessert into her gaping mouth quicker than you can say 'double-wide'.
i'm glad that Britney is ok and that Sean Preston is doing well also. whoops, i forgot - we have to wait until one of them dies to do a 180 and say something nice. what a dumb whore! i bet both boys will turn out ugly and useless just like their dad! yeah!
ok I'm no fan - make no mistake - but those girls look totally freaked out. I'm sure they were facing a massive swarm of photographers. why are people still following this sad woman? what the hell am i doing commenting on them? blech.
No word what kind of retarded moniker she's going to give this kid yet, eh?
That's OK, I've already been calling this kid Whoopsie Boo Boo. It's got a nice ring to it. And it fits nicely for when she drops the poor unfortunate thing on it's head.
You have a new baby brother! We'll be very busy now and you might get lonely at times, so we got you a very special birthday present. We hope you enjoy your new pet stingray!
This fucking broad pisses me off...thinking she's some kind of a woman for "giving birth" twice. Yeah, the rest of us mothers who actually had to wait all stinking nine long months to wait for labor to start and then actually feel something before we actually delivered are insulted that this whore thinks she deserves some kind of recognition for the two scheduled C-sections she went through. Bitch, you have nooooooo idea. You're pathetic in my book and I don't care how much money you've got: YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME.
Are you guys kidding me? BRITNEY SPEARS just had ANOTHER kid and the best you can come up with is to give some woman (who has a point, I must say) a bunch of crap? Priorities, folks! P R I O R I T I E S!!!! For crying out loud, one of these two kids is the Antichrist. What're we gonna do about it?
celebrities and their "scheduled c-sections"(aka tummy tucks) infuriate me. if you don't need a c-section, don't have one. have those timy spawns-o-federline naturally, woman!
I had two C-sections, too, but I HAD to have them. I WISH I could have delivered vaginally, but it would have killed the babies and me. This coward scheduled both in advance because it was convenient for her and everyone takes care of the kids BUT her. She's such a piece of shit.
By the way, both her and her sister look retarded. Literally retarded.
People who correct spelling and grammar on a blog are somewhere in between Paris Hilton's vaginal yeast and K-Fed's inbred sperm, on the evolutionary scale.
it's retarded to say somebody's defending britney if they're only pointing out how retarded a comment was. britney herself is irrelevant to that observation. literally.
47 Comments:
Wow those pictures look like after and before.
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
I bet this is going to be one extremely attractive baby. Or not.
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
Too bad Britney always wanted a girl...she must feel like shit
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
Dear God, her having a boy only means her and K-Fed will be producing more babies to get that elusive girl. Damn. Their not done yet.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
i hope somebody's watching sean preston to make sure he's still breathing when he's asleep. apparently there's a really bad bug going around with a very specific infection pattern.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
I bet Mrs Federswine will be pregnant within three months again. It's gonna be her new "career" cuz she luvs being a "mom" (i.e. carrying her baby around on her hip a lot and leaving the rest to the staff).
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
What the hell is that suposed to mean...a bug?
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
These photographs of Britney are illustrative of why my mother refused to let my sister and I wear flip flops in public. This was, of course, before Old Navy made them 'chic'. They look like shower shoes. Ew. For some reason, I bet her heels are nice and crusty, like her . . . *ahem*. Let's hope the baby's not a tard.
By Kitty X, on 2:20 PM
Oh. And let's hope the baby's legs aren't as stumpy as his mother's.
By Kitty X, on 2:22 PM
he put his foot down about the c-section date? umm.... ok
By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM
Anonymous said...
Wow those pictures look like after and before.
September 12, 2006 1:48 PM
My first thought exactly.
Mind you, Britney only looks half as inbred as her sister.
By joejoe, on 2:29 PM
Both of those girls look retarded. Are their parents siblings, too?
By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM
Also, who does Britney think she's fooling with TWO spoons in that sundae??
You know as well as I do that she isn't gonna share that damn thing with anyone.
She's gonna put a spoon in each of her chunky mitts and hand-peddle that dessert into her gaping mouth quicker than you can say 'double-wide'.
By joejoe, on 2:35 PM
i'm glad that Britney is ok and that Sean Preston is doing well also. whoops, i forgot - we have to wait until one of them dies to do a 180 and say something nice. what a dumb whore! i bet both boys will turn out ugly and useless just like their dad! yeah!
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
She probably wanted both kids to share the same birthdate so it would be easier for her to remember.
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
ok I'm no fan - make no mistake - but those girls look totally freaked out. I'm sure they were facing a massive swarm of photographers. why are people still following this sad woman? what the hell am i doing commenting on them? blech.
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
we can only hope that the real father of the baby is the manny.. now that would be a reason to congratulate the poor idiot..
By dupababy, on 3:27 PM
No word what kind of retarded moniker she's going to give this kid yet, eh?
That's OK, I've already been calling this kid Whoopsie Boo Boo. It's got a nice ring to it. And it fits nicely for when she drops the poor unfortunate thing on it's head.
"Uh oh...Whoopsie Boo Boo!"
By Vigilante, on 3:28 PM
I'm partial to "Brithead" for the mother!
By Anonymous, on 3:48 PM
Is she still naming the kid Jailyn?
By Brandy, on 3:52 PM
"sean preston sure is taking a long nap over there, do you think we should try to wake him?"
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
Both of them are an odd colour - except for Shitney's face, they've turned a synthetic shade of caramel or something. Like baby turd.
By Smartie, on 5:14 PM
possible baby name......
Cleteus Git-Er-Done Federline
By prettyboy, on 5:38 PM
I wonder if Shitney has ever seen the up top picture of her that you all post on all the topics that are about her? hilarious
By Anonymous, on 7:04 PM
lol @ Whoopsie Boo Boo....
By Anonymous, on 7:09 PM
Dear Sean Preston,
You have a new baby brother! We'll be very busy now and you might get lonely at times, so we got you a very special birthday present. We hope you enjoy your new pet stingray!
Love,
Mommy and Daddy
By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM
I haven't seen much about this on any news sites. Go figure...
By jeditemple, on 11:17 PM
Please tell me she's calling this one Cletus. Or Sean-Bob!
By Smartie, on 11:28 PM
If the National Enquirer reports it then you know nobody else is going to touch that chick - nobody else don't wanna know anymore
By Anonymous, on 1:13 AM
sean preston is thinking, great, another kid to sit around the pool, sponging off of mom. just like dad.
By Anonymous, on 6:24 AM
This fucking broad pisses me off...thinking she's some kind of a woman for "giving birth" twice. Yeah, the rest of us mothers who actually had to wait all stinking nine long months to wait for labor to start and then actually feel something before we actually delivered are insulted that this whore thinks she deserves some kind of recognition for the two scheduled C-sections she went through. Bitch, you have nooooooo idea. You're pathetic in my book and I don't care how much money you've got: YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME.
By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
The kids all have the stupid "country" genes...no joke...
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
10:33 AM i really pity your children
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
11:58 Shut up, Britney.
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
OMG. I'm NOT kidding. Jaime Lynn is uuuuuug-leeeeeeeeee.
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
11:58 AM was right. somebody call child protection services.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
Are you guys kidding me? BRITNEY SPEARS just had ANOTHER kid and the best you can come up with is to give some woman (who has a point, I must say) a bunch of crap? Priorities, folks! P R I O R I T I E S!!!! For crying out loud, one of these two kids is the Antichrist. What're we gonna do about it?
By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
celebrities and their "scheduled c-sections"(aka tummy tucks) infuriate me. if you don't need a c-section, don't have one. have those timy spawns-o-federline naturally, woman!
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
no slack for child-hating moms, sorry
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
I heard she already damn near dropped little Whoopsie Boo Boo!
Where was the Manny this time?
By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
I had two C-sections, too, but I HAD to have them. I WISH I could have delivered vaginally, but it would have killed the babies and me. This coward scheduled both in advance because it was convenient for her and everyone takes care of the kids BUT her. She's such a piece of shit.
By the way, both her and her sister look retarded. Literally retarded.
By Anonymous, on 6:30 PM
both "she" and her sister, retard.
By Anonymous, on 9:00 PM
People who correct spelling and grammar on a blog are somewhere in between Paris Hilton's vaginal yeast and K-Fed's inbred sperm, on the evolutionary scale.
By Anonymous, on 7:16 AM
it's retarded to make a retarded error while calling somebody else retarded. literally.
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
People who defend Britney Spears are retarded. Literally.
By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
it's retarded to say somebody's defending britney if they're only pointing out how retarded a comment was. britney herself is irrelevant to that observation. literally.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
For one brief, horrific second, I thought the baby was born on my birthday. Whew. The apocalypse has been postponed for yet another day.
By Laurie, on 2:16 PM
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