She needs to guard those babies like an ostrich. Kelly Clarkson has been spotted in the area, and word on the streeet is that she's almost finished digesting Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth.
ok seriously, enough is enough! I'm glad her mom is holding the baby, so that Shitney can concentrate fully on the drink she's carrying (there's no manny around, it could have been a disaster!) but buy the kid a fucking stroller already!!! I realize your fuckup husband is blowing all your money on drugs, wife beaters, and hookers but honestly, the public will donate one!!
But the even bigger problem in these pictures...are those comfy foam flip flops with kitten heels?!?!?!?!
I have to admit she is kinda hot pregger girl in those photos. As long as the mom is around maybe the boy will grow with some talent instead of ending up like Sean's dad. Afterall momma Spears did turn out Britney and her lil sis which arent half bad.
i'd hit her mom, she's a total gmilf. maybe grab some ky from the hospital first (menopausal dryness and all), but then it'd be time for some deep-c spears-fishing.
ol' sloppy fats is gonna give birth to a baby girl who who is gonna come out her stomache looking butch as fuck wearing a flannel shirt and sportin a goatee.
"Hey mawmaw, y'all can carry mah booboo sos ah can carry mah drink. Wouldn't wanna spill mah drink! That would be plumb awful!"
And meanwhile, she kills any chances of her kids aspiring to not be seen as white trash, by deciding to name her secondborn JAILYNN. A perfect stripper moniker!
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Glad to see her mom's around...
By katdug, on 11:18 AM
she looks surprisingly svelte for a full-term britney spears.
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
She needs to guard those babies like an ostrich. Kelly Clarkson has been spotted in the area, and word on the streeet is that she's almost finished digesting Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth.
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
^ Yeah, especially in those pics where her short shorts are getting sucked into her pussy through her fat thighs.
By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM
ok seriously, enough is enough! I'm glad her mom is holding the baby, so that Shitney can concentrate fully on the drink she's carrying (there's no manny around, it could have been a disaster!) but buy the kid a fucking stroller already!!! I realize your fuckup husband is blowing all your money on drugs, wife beaters, and hookers but honestly, the public will donate one!!
But the even bigger problem in these pictures...are those comfy foam flip flops with kitten heels?!?!?!?!
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
I have to admit she is kinda hot pregger girl in those photos. As long as the mom is around maybe the boy will grow with some talent instead of ending up like Sean's dad. Afterall momma Spears did turn out Britney and her lil sis which arent half bad.
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
awww... i can't wait to see baby "jailbaitlynn"!!!
http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
By dupababy, on 11:55 AM
Hilarious posting.good job!
By Titolia, on 12:32 PM
uh kitty heel flip flops?
By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
She must have eaten less Cheetos this time around, judging from SP;s stupid face, she doesn't want her daughter to look that stoned.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
flip flops with heels? WTF?
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing about the flip flops ... the kitten heels look STUPID.
(The mom, in the last pic looks like a frog in a wig).
Oh, and I hate the way they color coordinate their hair.
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
her right quad is trying to make a run for it in pic 3. smart muscle.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
Maybe we will get lucky and she will die during the operation :o)
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
i'd hit her mom, she's a total gmilf. maybe grab some ky from the hospital first (menopausal dryness and all), but then it'd be time for some deep-c spears-fishing.
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
she looks like bono in that 2nd picture.
ol' sloppy fats is gonna give birth to a baby girl who who is gonna come out her stomache looking butch as fuck wearing a flannel shirt and sportin a goatee.
By prettyboy, on 1:28 PM
Eew, her mom is a toad in a wig, please don't put that picture in my head. PLEASE!
uh too late
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
bet it looks asian
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
sean preston looks like Bjork
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
her mom looks like Chris Klein
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
the pictures are clearly photoshopped. she is not pregnant.
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
the pictures are clearly photoshopped. she is not pregnant.
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
Those pictures are Photoshopped AND racist.
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
the long black ponytail with the contrasting bright red scrunchie - very asian.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
they're photoshopped, racist, and supporting the anorexic ideal (inversely)
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
I'm confused by the racist part of the pictures.
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
Hey, so long as the kid doesn't try to become a rapper.
By gm flash, on 2:08 PM
i'd hit her photoshopped racist too-fatly-thin asian pooper
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
Someone needs to look up the definitions of "preview" and "publish".
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
Would the photoshopper please do a little more work on the backs of her thighs then? Those dimples are racist.
By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM
I think she's really good on The View! I love the work she does with children! Rosie's for me!
BTW what do celebrities do all day long, go to pick up coffee and drinks?
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
2:08, the "racist" remarks are just sarcasm.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
preview
n 1. An earlier or previous view.
publish
v. 1. To issue a publication.
damn you dictonary.com
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
OK, let me get this straight...
Brit's having the baby today (maybe) and K-Tard's not there because he's too busy wowin'em on Ellen?
Hello, can someone say priorities?
What an asshole.
By Vigilante, on 2:59 PM
he did the right thing. it's supposed to be a sterile environment.
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
the really weird thing is that now ellen is pregnant.
By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
Vigilante... K-Fed was on Ellen yesterday. And its not like it is taped live... Not defending him either... just saying
By Sundaydrive00, on 5:05 PM
It's nice to see Sally Fields is taking Shitney shopping - although I bet she's not that happy being made to carry the white trash for her.
By Smartie, on 5:49 PM
Aaaah, well at least that clears it up a bit. Thanks Sunday!
I like 3:04's point though. K-Tard is gross. Who knows when he showered last.
By Vigilante, on 5:57 PM
I really like her mom's bag...anyone know where it's from??
By preppypineapple, on 6:21 PM
"I really like her mom's bag...anyone know where it's from??
September 07, 2006 6:21 PM "
I think it was robbed from Lindsay Lohan.
By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM
Why does her hair always look like a hat? A hair hat.
By Anonymous, on 8:19 PM
"Hey mawmaw, y'all can carry mah booboo sos ah can carry mah drink. Wouldn't wanna spill mah drink! That would be plumb awful!"
And meanwhile, she kills any chances of her kids aspiring to not be seen as white trash, by deciding to name her secondborn JAILYNN. A perfect stripper moniker!
By Anonymous, on 8:29 PM
Oh Jesus Christ. Has it been 9 months already!?!
By K-fed, on 10:51 PM
Her career is over. Here comes the third pregnancy announcement soon.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 AM
I think she looks very good, and glad to see her mom is around.
good luck to you Britney and best wishes for a safe delivery and healthy baby.
By Anonymous, on 8:09 AM
i think her procedure looked more like a Caesasian section
By Anonymous, on 8:46 AM
I agree she is looking pretty good! BUT those stilleo flip flops are the most horrendous 'shoes' I have seen in years!! Just awful.
I bet she could punch holes in concrete in them.
By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM
It's her attempt to make her grimy flip-flops look "real classy, y'all."
By Anonymous, on 10:55 PM
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