sometimes i am surprised by the astuteness and sheer brilliance of this couple.. sp to the squared means you never have to worry about forgetting both your babies names.. i am ecstatic that little sean preston's odds of survival have increased exponentially now that there is another tot to drop..
Can't you give your kids ANY individuality? Kevin wouldn't let her schedule the c-section so the kids would share a birthday but I guess she BEGGED him to let them have the same initials.
And Sutton? She'll pronounce it just like she says "somethin" in her "Do Somethin'" single:
I see you lookin' at me like I'm some kind of freak Get up outta your seat Why doncha do sutton!
Britney continues with her belief that if she says it, then it will be true. She thinks giving her kids "classy" names will redeem her family.
SPF, ha, so maybe she has a deal with Hawaiian Tropic, or Coppertone for her kids to endorse. But actually knowing them it would be more like Banana Boat.
I like the stock Britney portrait. I could see it years from now along side her biography in some encyclopedia: "Britney Spears Federline Rodriguez Goldberger -- Former pop singer, sex symbol.."
Sutton? That name sucks. I was surprised when Britney actually chose a nice name like Sean Preston for her first child. Sutton? Wtf kind of name is that?
Sean Preston and Sutton Pierce... If Federline's super sperm makes it home one more time, I look forward to the day that the world welcomes any of the following:
It's K-Feds pathetic attempt at paying homage to P.Diddy. Sean P first, now SP2. Come ON y'all! He is, like, trying to be a legitimate rapper white guy dude!
Sutton is an ugly name. Besides, with her backwoods accent, the first time she drops this one on his head, the ER nurse will stare blankly as Britney sputters "Sutton's wrong wit Sutton, y'all"
i don't mind the name sutton pierce (i like it better than sean preston, frankly), but what i think is fucking ridiculous is giving her kids the same initials when they've already got essentially the same birthday.
i guess if you can't have twins, this is as close as you can get.
has britney matured past the age of 13? "and i'm going to have two boys! a year apart! with the same birthday! and i'm going to give them the same initials! and they'll think it's so neat!"
the name is a total beverly hillbillies move, but actually not nearly as bad as other celeb names - apple, coco, banjo, pilot inspektor. at least they didn't give the kids toy names.
Sutton is the name of a London Borough... hmmm... maybe the Federlines are going with the god awful idea of naming their kid after the place where he was concived...
Other than that, no, I don't think Sutton is a real name.
And Pierce just sounds like some snoody foreign exchange student from France.
the double s.p. naming is 'tarded, but the name itself is ok (sutton means southern town). jessica biel kissed her girlfriend in public. now that's worth talking about.
All you suckers and others who bought her products or went to watch her lip sync paid for that big house. Are you feeling used, now you know she is a fraud?
damnit and i was hoping for Cletus Git-Er-Done Federline........oh well.....she'll be pregnant again before the end of this year and hopefully its a girl and the name is Betty-May Federline
"All you suckers and others who bought her products or went to watch her lip sync paid for that big house. Are you feeling used, now you know she is a fraud?"
you guys forgot other "s" "p",, how about stupid prick,sleazy putz,smelly pussy,stinky puss,stupid people,so pathetic,syphlis problem,i can think of more but the thought of britney and her sidekick makes me gag
OK, Anon 8:32 from yesterday. I'll have you know you nearly caused an accident today.
I was pounding my little arse off on the elliptical trainer when that stupid "Do Somethin'" song came on the stereo in the aerobics room. I started snorting because all I could think of was "Do Sutton", and the look on the other people's faces as they gawked at me huffing and snorting and laughing only made it worse. I nearly fell off the damn machine!
It's a good thing I fell off the treadmill last week, people already think I've got mental problems. So seeing me crying and laughing at seemingly nothing while I'm all red and sweaty isn't really anything new to them.
But I could have been killed! Or at least seriously maimed. Trampled, even. I know, nobody cares. It was funny though.
I wish her the best. I mean, everybody wants the best for the poor girl, right? While in the Dominican Republic recently, I was shopping with a friend in a store that Britney apparently loves to shop at. Everything in the store looked like it came from a strippers house. I hope she develops a better fashion sense for herself.
All i can say, is that while you all sit on here, going on about how pathetic her children's names are(get a hobby), she is probably having the time of her life with her new SPF!! Most of you go on bout her ways but she isnt sitting on the computer trying to understand the lives of people she doesnt even know!!If you dont like the names, just dont use them for your children!! Problem solved, now please walk away from the computer, and do something worth talking about!!
sutton pierce and sean preston have the same initials... what the hell. Maybe she wants all her children with SPF. Above comment, you are right... in a way. But then, why are you in this conversation... you must of been on a computa too. hello... you sound like you dont have a life too, get over yourself.
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sometimes i am surprised by the astuteness and sheer brilliance of this couple.. sp to the squared means you never have to worry about forgetting both your babies names.. i am ecstatic that little sean preston's odds of survival have increased exponentially now that there is another tot to drop..
By dupababy, on 8:22 AM
And here I thought she got those initials from a bottle of sunblock.
Shucky Darn! You learn something new every day!
By Vigilante, on 8:22 AM
Can't you give your kids ANY individuality? Kevin wouldn't let her schedule the c-section so the kids would share a birthday but I guess she BEGGED him to let them have the same initials.
And Sutton? She'll pronounce it just like she says "somethin" in her "Do Somethin'" single:
I see you lookin' at me like I'm some kind of freak
Get up outta your seat
Why doncha do sutton!
Britney continues with her belief that if she says it, then it will be true. She thinks giving her kids "classy" names will redeem her family.
By Anonymous, on 8:32 AM
I think sutton is with that girl!
By Anonymous, on 8:32 AM
Wait, isn't SPF like the grade of sunscreen?
(ian)
By (ian), on 8:44 AM
beh,it could be worse.
By The other Jen, on 9:11 AM
Sutton Pierce?
Sutton Pierce??
It sounds like a brand of wine. A brand of CHEAP wine.
I guess she figured 'Ernest N. Julio Gallo Federline' was too long. No doubt K-Fed just wanted to call the kid 'Boone'. ;)
By joejoe, on 9:13 AM
SPF, ha, so maybe she has a deal with Hawaiian Tropic, or Coppertone for her kids to endorse. But actually knowing them it would be more like Banana Boat.
By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM
"SPF2" Hah! I suppose that's an appropriate comment upon just how white, or, I'm sorry, country the Spears clan is.
By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
RE: JoeJoe
I like Mad Dog myself
By Brandy, on 9:34 AM
I like the stock Britney portrait. I could see it years from now along side her biography in some encyclopedia:
"Britney Spears Federline Rodriguez Goldberger -- Former pop singer, sex symbol.."
By Vern, on 9:57 AM
Sutton? That name sucks. I was surprised when Britney actually chose a nice name like Sean Preston for her first child. Sutton? Wtf kind of name is that?
By Shannon, on 10:10 AM
Sean Preston and Sutton Pierce... If Federline's super sperm makes it home one more time, I look forward to the day that the world welcomes any of the following:
-Stinky Penis
-Scary Poonanny
-Stupid Pretentious
-Scumbag Potential
By CK1, on 10:34 AM
It's K-Feds pathetic attempt at paying homage to P.Diddy. Sean P first, now SP2. Come ON y'all! He is, like, trying to be a legitimate rapper white guy dude!
Sutton is an ugly name. Besides, with her backwoods accent, the first time she drops this one on his head, the ER nurse will stare blankly as Britney sputters "Sutton's wrong wit Sutton, y'all"
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
Sutton Pierce-sounds like a real estate agent.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
I wish my parents gave me two names. That way if I don't like the first, I could go by the second and it wouldn't be weird.
By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM
ck1, I love your choice of names! How about...
-Super Pitiful
-Special Person
-Seemingly Psychotic
-Sounds Pathetic
-Scoops Poop (future job prospect)
-Spends Poshly
Gimme a sec, I'll think of more...
By Vigilante, on 11:59 AM
Pierce? Thats even worse than Sutton.
Pierce should not be a name. I know it is, and I've heard it before.... but it still sucks no matter how many times I hear it.
PIERCE!
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
Sutton Pierce sounds like a brand of booze.
Is Sutton even a name?!?
By scamps, on 12:32 PM
Isn't "Sutton Pierce" a grocery store chain?
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
thank god it wasn't a girl. Jaylyn s a lot worse
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
Pierce, isn't that something that Britney had done to her nipples? Kind of Ironic.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
She always did want to "PIERCE" her nipples.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
i don't mind the name sutton pierce (i like it better than sean preston, frankly), but what i think is fucking ridiculous is giving her kids the same initials when they've already got essentially the same birthday.
i guess if you can't have twins, this is as close as you can get.
has britney matured past the age of 13? "and i'm going to have two boys! a year apart! with the same birthday! and i'm going to give them the same initials! and they'll think it's so neat!"
no they won't, britney, you fucking moron.
By S., on 1:08 PM
the name is a total beverly hillbillies move, but actually not nearly as bad as other celeb names - apple, coco, banjo, pilot inspektor. at least they didn't give the kids toy names.
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
SPF2 makes me think of Xbox360
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
name ok. me need jucier.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
Sutton is the name of a London Borough... hmmm... maybe the Federlines are going with the god awful idea of naming their kid after the place where he was concived...
Other than that, no, I don't think Sutton is a real name.
And Pierce just sounds like some snoody foreign exchange student from France.
By Laura, on 1:56 PM
Su-Fed.
This kid is gonna hate them in a few years for naming them Su.
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
the double s.p. naming is 'tarded, but the name itself is ok (sutton means southern town). jessica biel kissed her girlfriend in public. now that's worth talking about.
By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM
Yes Vigil! How about..?
- Skanky Posturer
- Scrubs Pisspots
- Stale Prick
By CK1, on 2:17 PM
HAAAA! STALE PRICK!
And Su-Fed! How about Su-DA-Fed? Named after an over the counter decongestant! That's fitting.
Scrubs Pisspots! Hot Damn that's hilarious!
By Vigilante, on 2:27 PM
I Brit to name my kids.
By Joy, on 2:40 PM
really? all that is funny? ...k...
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
Slow news day? Nothing else happened over the weekend besides Brit naming her kid?
By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM
"How about Su-DA-Fed? Named after an over the counter decongestant!"
Well, K-Fed DOES seem like the kind of guy that would buy some Sudafed for his at-home meth lab...
By scamps, on 3:45 PM
Sean Preston and Sutton Pierce are still better than most celebrity names.. Apple, Rumer, the list of bad names goes on..
By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
I love how very unsophisticated people give their kids these types of names. They think it sounds so smart and rich.
Last names as first names are so dignified sounding. Right.
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
That house is ridiculous!!! :o
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
what a loser! i'd hate to have that oversized estate!!!
actually i'd love to have it. this is why in the end, they win and we lose.
By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM
All you suckers and others who bought her products or went to watch her lip sync paid for that big house. Are you feeling used, now you know she is a fraud?
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
I figured it out! (LOL)
SPF = SPears & Federline!!!!
Take note that she got TWO letters!
By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM
damnit and i was hoping for Cletus Git-Er-Done Federline........oh well.....she'll be pregnant again before the end of this year and hopefully its a girl and the name is Betty-May Federline
By prettyboy, on 7:19 PM
not that it matters but i really hate that name. sutton pierce? come on. scott? seth? there's so many other choices.
By Anonymous, on 8:06 PM
"All you suckers and others who bought her products or went to watch her lip sync paid for that big house. Are you feeling used, now you know she is a fraud?"
I second that shit.
By Laurie, on 8:48 PM
My last name is Sutton. That fuckin bitch. My life is ruined by a hick/whore.
By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM
Just another future welfare child...then Ward of the State...followed by convict. Someone sterilize these two, please. I'll freakin' pay for it.
By jeditemple, on 9:46 PM
"Sutton's wrong wit Sutton, y'all"
hah! I can hear her saying that.
Oh, and that house makes me sad. This dumb shit no-talent bitch is laughing all the way to the cheeto factory.
By Anonymous, on 10:38 PM
free the hezbollah soldiers
By Anonymous, on 11:55 PM
free the hezbollah soldiers
By Anonymous, on 11:56 PM
I made this for ya'll. It's a more descriptive map of the first picture. Ya'll stay out of Cheeto fall ya'll, SP1 pissed in there ya'll.
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n246/shitney_2006/britneyville.jpg
By Anonymous, on 12:02 AM
i think her children are very cute. i just bought extra copies of all her albums, plus kfed's, to support them. horray for SP x 2!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:25 AM
you guys forgot other "s" "p",, how about stupid prick,sleazy putz,smelly pussy,stinky puss,stupid people,so pathetic,syphlis problem,i can think of more but the thought of britney and her sidekick makes me gag
By Anonymous, on 9:15 AM
i'm happy for her. she really tries to be a good mom. she's young and married to a dumb guy, that's all. it's very common.
By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM
OK, Anon 8:32 from yesterday. I'll have you know you nearly caused an accident today.
I was pounding my little arse off on the elliptical trainer when that stupid "Do Somethin'" song came on the stereo in the aerobics room. I started snorting because all I could think of was "Do Sutton", and the look on the other people's faces as they gawked at me huffing and snorting and laughing only made it worse. I nearly fell off the damn machine!
It's a good thing I fell off the treadmill last week, people already think I've got mental problems. So seeing me crying and laughing at seemingly nothing while I'm all red and sweaty isn't really anything new to them.
But I could have been killed! Or at least seriously maimed. Trampled, even. I know, nobody cares. It was funny though.
By Vigilante, on 10:29 AM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n246/shitney_2006/britneyville.jpg
lol
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
Those of us living in England are disturbed by Britney choosing rubbish English town names for her kids.
Preston - slightly depressing town in north of England, near good places like Manchester but still a bit boring.
Sutton - a suburb of London, near not-so-classy places like Croydon.
What is the Britters thinking? Surely she could have come up with something posh like Windsor Federline or Hampshire Federline instead?
By Anonymous, on 5:52 AM
I wish her the best. I mean, everybody wants the best for the poor girl, right? While in the Dominican Republic recently, I was shopping with a friend in a store that Britney apparently loves to shop at. Everything in the store looked like it came from a strippers house. I hope she develops a better fashion sense for herself.
By Malatron, on 5:37 AM
All i can say, is that while you all sit on here, going on about how pathetic her children's names are(get a hobby), she is probably having the time of her life with her new SPF!! Most of you go on bout her ways but she isnt sitting on the computer trying to understand the lives of people she doesnt even know!!If you dont like the names, just dont use them for your children!! Problem solved, now please walk away from the computer, and do something worth talking about!!
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
sutton pierce and sean preston have the same initials... what the hell. Maybe she wants all her children with SPF. Above comment, you are right... in a way. But then, why are you in this conversation... you must of been on a computa too. hello... you sound like you dont have a life too, get over yourself.
By butterbitch, on 7:19 PM
ok, thats cute and all, and I may be wrong but isnt SPF a feminine odor spray? Poor kids...
By Anonymous, on 8:38 PM
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