Well,excuse the fuck out of me,sir. I didnt know we were going to be graded on our grammar. Get a fucking life!
If you want to be taken seriously in writing, you should learn how to write. Did you graduate from high school? If you did, your English teacher should be fired.
do you think I give a fuck if you take me seriously oh yeah and I did graduate and my english teacher was fired for sticking his dick in your mommas ass
8:44 thats fucking hilarious I'm going to jail because i didnt punctuate correctly on a blog on the wonderful world of the internet. like I said before get a fucking lif, you pretentious ass
See, i told you that bitch has post parpartum depression. Oh wait, i said that was a bullshit thing. Or did I? Fuck, i don't know. In any case ... sick bitch! Long live L. Ron Hubbard.
8:49: You left out a lot more than the "e" in "life." You're not very smart. Giving up might be the best path to take here. That's just some friendly advice for you.
ok so I'm a shitty speller but I'm not an uptight asshole who feels the need to correct other people so I can feel a little less shitty about my sorry excuse for an existence.
Is she still nursing her youngest kid? If so, than it's understandable for her to eat her boogers. Females need to conserve vitamins and nutrients for the sake of reproduction/motherhood.
You should see some of my female boas eat their 'slugs' (unfertilized ovum) after birthing a litter of baby boas. Conservation, conservation, conservation.....
Nevermind, I just realized Brooke Shields has opposable thumbs, (presumably) a proportionate brain, and access to bottled vitamins.
brooke is a good mom who's just spending a little too much time with her kids. adults start acting like kids under those conditions. it's just like when white folks hang out with black folks and start acting like them. if she had also stuck her hand down the back of her pants and then smelled her fingers, that would have completed the job.
When I first saw this I thought, "how could there be 47 comments on picking your nose?" But I think 37 of them were grammar comments. I think they are hilarious. :)
Oh dorks, she was trying to pop her hears, not once did I see that finger go up her nose. Don't know why she licked her finger, but that was a ear pop series!
i thought this was a website where we made fun of celebrities, not the spelling skills of the people who post comments. who gives a crap if the guy/girl can spell? if he/she makes a funny joke and you can comprehend it enough to make fun of the spelling then you got the point of the comment and it should end there. leave him/her alone! you guys are seriously annoying! you people are wasting our time...
p.s. - if i spelled something wrong, i don't care... you can kiss my @ss!
That's gotta be the first time I've ever felt nauseous from seeing a picture. It wasn't like she casually wiped it on her sleeve or anything...she gave her finger the big ol' Popsicle lick, for crying out loud! Arrrrgh!!! (dashes to bathroom to upchuck coffee and biscotti)
I think she eats nose boogers as a full meal and eye boogers for dessert.
But I do wonder what kind of booger it was. Like if it was the hard, dark crusty kind or the lighter, slimy ones. Or maybe it was the kind that looks like a sperm tail. You know, long and stringy on one end and thick and sort of crusty on the end.
Sweet Jesus, Mary, and Joseph...ya'll are fun-NAY! I'm sitting her at at school laughing out loud at this computer. People are looking at me funny. Those pictures give me a squirmy feeling but all the back and forth banter about the spelling and getting stupider....whew!!! THAT shit is fucking HILARIOUS!!! Thanks, everyone. I needed a good laugh today! You guys just made my friggin WEEK!
Alright, let's do a breakdown of these pics shall we?
1) looks like she's reading something 2) now she's scratching near her eye 3) yawning 4) still yawning 5) now she's rubbing her nose 6) still rubbing her nose 7) and yet still rubbing her nose 8) sniffling 9) licking her finger to flip the page in the book she's reading (i mean seriously, watch a person pick a bugger...they never use their middle finger, always their index finger. In this pic she's licking her middle finger.I rest my case.) 10) looking at someone/something (perhaps whoever she's waiting in the car for)
That's all this was. Brooke Shields reading in a car while waiting for someone. Some stupid paparazzi got several still shots of her in quick succession and her hands happened to be near her face a lot so she must have been picking buggers.
It didnt look like she was eating boogers to me! Looks more like she got off a plane and her ears havent popped. She yawns and then licks her finger. If I had someone watch my everymove, I would be on this site every day!!
To the grammar nazi on the board: WTF? Why are you insulting someone else's intellect? Do you really think mocking someone's level of education puts you in a GOOD light? Higher education does NOT make for a better person--nor does mocking those who may or may not have achieved this level. Let me remind you that this argument is occurring on a blog about celebrity gossip. If you were that superior, you'd be reading up on something much more highbrow. By the way, I'm an editor. Seeing errors on menus, in store windows, or in emails makes me cringe. Still, even I know when to plug it. There'll always be someone smarter (and more educated)than you somewhere. Get off your high horse.
thats probably an expensive car, no tissue, cant wipe it on the seat, so eat it! just eat it! next week... brooke scratches her bum and smells her finger!
89 Comments:
That... is disgusting.
By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
Probably tastes just like Andre Agassi's splooge.
By Anonymous, on 8:02 PM
Puhhlease! There has been no incidental penetration!
By Anonymous, on 8:21 PM
like you dont do it
By Anonymous, on 8:22 PM
"like you dont do it"
You do it in public, in cars, without Q-tips or tissues? Yeah, you're as disgusting as she is. Sucks to be you.
By Anonymous, on 8:26 PM
LOL! Busted!
By Anonymous, on 8:27 PM
you use a q-tips on your eye boogers? what a prick
By Anonymous, on 8:28 PM
8:26 probably picks their ass with a salad fork
By Anonymous, on 8:29 PM
@ September 11, 2006 8:22 PM
dont [sic] do what? Use capitalization or punctuation?
By Anonymous, on 8:31 PM
Fucking gross. I was next to a girl picking her snot and zits at an intersection today. I thought the light would never turn green.
By Anonymous, on 8:32 PM
Well,excuse the fuck out of me,sir.
I didnt know we were going to be graded on our grammar.
Get a fucking life!
By Anonymous, on 8:33 PM
I bet her finger turned green first huh? lmao
By Anonymous, on 8:34 PM
Brooke! How gross! I'd stick up for her if she didn't come out and stick up for Tom Cruise recently. Somebody wants a job.
By Anonymous, on 8:36 PM
Well,excuse the fuck out of me,sir.
I didnt know we were going to be graded on our grammar.
Get a fucking life!
If you want to be taken seriously in writing, you should learn how to write. Did you graduate from high school? If you did, your English teacher should be fired.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM
do you think I give a fuck if you take me seriously
oh yeah and I did graduate and my english teacher was fired for sticking his dick in your mommas ass
By Anonymous, on 8:43 PM
^ Enjoy your freedom now. You'll be in prison soon, dummy.
By Anonymous, on 8:44 PM
as Silvio would say..."disgusting"
By Anonymous, on 8:45 PM
8:44 thats fucking hilarious
I'm going to jail because i didnt punctuate correctly on a blog on the wonderful world of the internet.
like I said before get a fucking lif, you pretentious ass
By Anonymous, on 8:49 PM
ok so I left the e out of life, big hairy deal
By Anonymous, on 8:51 PM
Hahahahaha!!!!
"like I said before get a fucking lif"
lif? Yeah, get a lif, stupid!
By Anonymous, on 8:51 PM
8:51 Did your mom wipe your ass with sand paper when you were a kid or something?
You seem awful anal.
By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
i love how in the last pic shes looking around to see if anyone was watching her....
By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
See, i told you that bitch has post parpartum depression. Oh wait, i said that was a bullshit thing. Or did I? Fuck, i don't know. In any case ... sick bitch! Long live L. Ron Hubbard.
By Tom Cruise, on 8:54 PM
8:49: You left out a lot more than the "e" in "life." You're not very smart. Giving up might be the best path to take here. That's just some friendly advice for you.
By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
Gross...is all I have to say.
By Anonymous, on 8:55 PM
nice comeback,woo hoo, you pointed out a typo.
you are truly a comedic genious.
By Anonymous, on 8:56 PM
no. I truly believe I'll acheive life changing enlightenment from the proffessor here.
By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
"you are truly a comedic genious."
It's spelled genius, genius.
g-e-n-i-u-s
You're not smart.
By Anonymous, on 8:59 PM
genius genious geniouse you are still a pretentious ass
By Anonymous, on 9:02 PM
proffessor
It's spelled professor, genius.
p-r-o-f-e-s-s-o-r
You're still not smart.
By Anonymous, on 9:03 PM
"genius genious geniouse you are still a pretentious ass"
You're dumb. I'm sure they'd rather be pretentious than dumb. Go back to school.
By Anonymous, on 9:05 PM
ok so I'm a shitty speller but I'm not an uptight asshole who feels the need to correct other people so I can feel a little less shitty about my sorry excuse for an existence.
By Anonymous, on 9:08 PM
^ Translated - "I'm dumb but at least I'm not smart enough to know the difference!"
By Anonymous, on 9:12 PM
The are probably mastubating right now to their obvious intelectual superiority.
By Anonymous, on 9:13 PM
9:12
All I can say is wtf? I'm sorry, to tell you this but that sounded pretty stupid.
By Anonymous, on 9:15 PM
lmao
By Anonymous, on 9:18 PM
When you go to kiss your honey...
And you're feeling something runny...
Don't think it's funny, 'cause it's not.
If you don't get it, read it out loud.
By jeditemple, on 9:20 PM
"The" = They
"mastubating" = masturbating
m-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-i-n-g
"intelectual" = intellectual
i-n-t-e-l-l-e-c-t-u-a-l
You're getting more stupid. I'm starting to feel sorry for you.
By Anonymous, on 9:21 PM
Is she still nursing her youngest kid? If so, than it's understandable for her to eat her boogers. Females need to conserve vitamins and nutrients for the sake of reproduction/motherhood.
You should see some of my female boas eat their 'slugs' (unfertilized ovum) after birthing a litter of baby boas. Conservation, conservation, conservation.....
Nevermind, I just realized Brooke Shields has opposable thumbs, (presumably) a proportionate brain, and access to bottled vitamins.
Fuck, that Brooke Shields is just goddamn nasty!
By joejoe, on 9:23 PM
what is this?? wtf??? finish that grammar talk. pick on brooke.
By Anonymous, on 9:27 PM
ok I'm through
I think I'll go watch spongebob squarepants now
By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
lemme guess I spelt through wrong
By Anonymous, on 9:32 PM
^ That show might be above your education level. I think you'd be better off watching Barney or Teletubbies.
By Anonymous, on 9:33 PM
9:32: No, you spelled "spelt" wrong.
I thought you gave up.
By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM
Did'nt look like she was eating her boogers to me.
By Anonymous, on 9:48 PM
hey you guys leave that poor child alone.. he's probably 12 and hasn't finished school yet.
By Anonymous, on 9:50 PM
I really hate people who come to this site and defend celebrities. Why do they come here?? That wasn't to 9:50, by the way. That was funny.
By Anonymous, on 9:56 PM
she's probably just reading
pic 9 - licking finger to flip page
& her eyes are down in almost every picture
By Anonymous, on 3:00 AM
brooke is a good mom who's just spending a little too much time with her kids. adults start acting like kids under those conditions. it's just like when white folks hang out with black folks and start acting like them. if she had also stuck her hand down the back of her pants and then smelled her fingers, that would have completed the job.
By Anonymous, on 5:09 AM
Looks to me like she scratched her nose, then licked the finger she's using to turn pages on whatever book/magazine she's reading.
By Anonymous, on 5:32 AM
oh cmonn!! that was bad jenny! so obvious she was reading a book...licked her finger to turn the page!
By Anonymous, on 5:33 AM
don't drag Barney or Teletubbies into this. they rule.
By Anonymous, on 5:48 AM
"side effects include nausea, headaches, and compulsive mucus eating"
By Anonymous, on 5:51 AM
Ha! I laughed out loud at that one.
By Kristin, on 7:13 AM
When I first saw this I thought, "how could there be 47 comments on picking your nose?" But I think 37 of them were grammar comments. I think they are hilarious. :)
By Anonymous, on 7:49 AM
if she were anorexic she'd have the discipline to avoid disgusting displays like that. all cows must die.
By Anonymous, on 8:00 AM
Oh dorks, she was trying to pop her hears, not once did I see that finger go up her nose. Don't know why she licked her finger, but that was a ear pop series!
By Anonymous, on 8:14 AM
i thought this was a website where we made fun of celebrities, not the spelling skills of the people who post comments. who gives a crap if the guy/girl can spell? if he/she makes a funny joke and you can comprehend it enough to make fun of the spelling then you got the point of the comment and it should end there. leave him/her alone! you guys are seriously annoying! you people are wasting our time...
p.s. - if i spelled something wrong, i don't care... you can kiss my @ss!
By kas, on 8:52 AM
That's gotta be the first time I've ever felt nauseous from seeing a picture. It wasn't like she casually wiped it on her sleeve or anything...she gave her finger the big ol' Popsicle lick, for crying out loud! Arrrrgh!!! (dashes to bathroom to upchuck coffee and biscotti)
By Erica, on 9:05 AM
The person posting 40 times to correct grammar... I am hoping he fell asleep in a Bahamian hospital bed and did not wake up.
By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM
I think she eats nose boogers as a full meal and eye boogers for dessert.
But I do wonder what kind of booger it was. Like if it was the hard, dark crusty kind or the lighter, slimy ones. Or maybe it was the kind that looks like a sperm tail. You know, long and stringy on one end and thick and sort of crusty on the end.
By Brandy, on 9:38 AM
There's nothing wrong with checking if your boogers are salty, as they should be.
By Brenda, on 9:56 AM
Brandy, that HORRRRRRRIBLE of you. And also very funny. :)
By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM
Sweet Jesus, Mary, and Joseph...ya'll are fun-NAY! I'm sitting her at at school laughing out loud at this computer. People are looking at me funny. Those pictures give me a squirmy feeling but all the back and forth banter about the spelling and getting stupider....whew!!! THAT shit is fucking HILARIOUS!!! Thanks, everyone. I needed a good laugh today! You guys just made my friggin WEEK!
By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM
Blech. Whatever it is, that's just nasty.
By Vigilante, on 10:08 AM
it's like nobody watched the x-files. she's trying to extract the alien implant that tom put in when he apologized to her.
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
Alright, let's do a breakdown of these pics shall we?
1) looks like she's reading something
2) now she's scratching near her eye
3) yawning
4) still yawning
5) now she's rubbing her nose
6) still rubbing her nose
7) and yet still rubbing her nose
8) sniffling
9) licking her finger to flip the page in the book she's reading (i mean seriously, watch a person pick a bugger...they never use their middle finger, always their index finger. In this pic she's licking her middle finger.I rest my case.)
10) looking at someone/something (perhaps whoever she's waiting in the car for)
That's all this was. Brooke Shields reading in a car while waiting for someone. Some stupid paparazzi got several still shots of her in quick succession and her hands happened to be near her face a lot so she must have been picking buggers.
Don't be retarted.
By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
I don't know, those eye boogers can be awful tasty, just ask Stephanie Tanner on Full House.
By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
It didnt look like she was eating boogers to me! Looks more like she got off a plane and her ears havent popped. She yawns and then licks her finger. If I had someone watch my everymove, I would be on this site every day!!
By Trish, on 11:04 AM
anon 10:59
One can only dream. Way to kill the fun :(
Now I have to go in the corner for time out for being so immature about the whole thing.
By Brandy, on 11:37 AM
it looks like she's just waiting in the car for some asian takeout
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
if you look, she licks a finger that was never used in this alleged picking. it was the thumb and next finger, never the middle one...
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
She does look like she found a treasure in one of the photos!
By Hollyweird Gazette, on 1:49 PM
"It was a scratch! It wasn't a pick! See? No pick! No pick!"
By jeryy, on 2:20 PM
To the grammar nazi on the board: WTF? Why are you insulting someone else's intellect? Do you really think mocking someone's level of education puts you in a GOOD light? Higher education does NOT make for a better person--nor does mocking those who may or may not have achieved this level. Let me remind you that this argument is occurring on a blog about celebrity gossip. If you were that superior, you'd be reading up on something much more highbrow. By the way, I'm an editor. Seeing errors on menus, in store windows, or in emails makes me cringe. Still, even I know when to plug it. There'll always be someone smarter (and more educated)than you somewhere. Get off your high horse.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
September 12, 2006 2:32 PM
You forgot to put a space after the closing parentheses in your last sentence.
Some "editor" you must be.
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
wtf i gotta be all good and grammar and know how to type perfectly and shit to be here?
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
well im fucked
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
if even punctuation is going to be criticized all the commenters will sound like they're their having their periods.
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
3:22 PM
You wrote 'their' twice.
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
i don't know what's more disturbing, the nose-picking or the fact that she's a man.
By Anonymous, on 5:49 PM
lmao@4:14
By Anonymous, on 8:22 PM
I'm late. Does Stephanie Tanner from full house really enjoy eye bugers?
By Anonymous, on 10:26 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Gross!
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Gross!
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
You are sheep, it's obvious she wasn't picking boogers and eating them.
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
Boogers are good for you to eat. They strengthen your immune system becuase they intoduce antibodys to your body. It's a very natural thing to do.
By Anonymous, on 12:35 AM
It's "antibodies".
By Anonymous, on 8:41 AM
thats probably an expensive car, no tissue, cant wipe it on the seat, so eat it! just eat it! next week... brooke scratches her bum and smells her finger!
By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM
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