Claire Danes is See Through Too

106 Comments:

  • what are we supposec to be seeing through to?

    By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM  

  • She always looks like she wants to die. I guess she never got passed her dark teenage years. She's still the same character she played on that "My So Called Life Show"

    By Brandy, on 6:42 PM  

  • That's a human female?

    By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM  

  • She's the reason Billy Crudup broke up with a very pregnant and beautiful Mary Louise Parker.

    Downgrade!!

    By Anonymous, on 6:44 PM  

  • Are you positive this is a girl we're looking at?

    By Anonymous, on 6:47 PM  

  • Oh, a home wrecker too? With a man chest ... doubly attractive.

    By Anonymous, on 6:48 PM  

  • You're all smoking crack. A little heavy on the eye makeup, and a little light on the smiles, but otherwise beautiful.

    By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM  

  • Brandy, I think someone must've passed her a mirror... "Oh god I wanna DIE"! She forgot her damn padded bra. "Take me now god, I'm ready to meet ya".

    By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM  

  • Yawn. I've never seen the appeal with this boy-shaped, pale, boring girl. I'd rather look at Lohan's freckly, saggy pussy.

    By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM  

  • 6:44: Billy and Claire lost all my respect after that. I'm happy Mary Louise has a very successful show now and people are saying "Claire who?"

    By Anonymous, on 6:56 PM  

  • in this photo, she seems giraffe-like, but generally a long neck allows you to wear clothes really well. that's one of the features they look for in models. i wish i had a longer neck, definitely.

    By Anonymous, on 7:10 PM  

  • I like her hair.

    By Anonymous, on 7:11 PM  

  • my my, what little boobs she has there.
    but she does look kinda prettier than she used to,from the neck up anyway

    By Anonymous, on 7:12 PM  

  • Ha-ha, check out Dick Cheney in that last pic! He looks like he's trying to decide if he should fuck her, shoot her, or introduce her to his daughter!!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:23 PM  

  • Hot.

    By Anonymous, on 7:25 PM  

  • Not the best choice in an outfit. She has a pretty (if immobile face)though.

    All I can say is when I was her age I would have never had the guts to flaunt my nips like that. My breasts maybe, but not just the nips.

    By Anonymous, on 7:34 PM  

  • Kate Hudson pulls off the breastless look a lot better.

    By Anonymous, on 7:35 PM  

  • Why does it look like her body from the neck down is cropped and pasted in Paris? I'd suspect these pics of being fake, except there's no reason anyone would care enough about Claire Danes to go through that effort.

    By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM  

  • She looks graceful and beautiful.

    By Kel, on 7:47 PM  

  • "Can she really reach the best leaves?" --LOL!

    Classic!

    By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM  

  • She has a lovely face but she is certainly a classic example of a pear shaped body. She is not fat mind you, but she has large hips and a full behind and is completely flat chested on the top. It doesn't look so bad on Kate Hudson because she is petite and slim hipped, but poor Clare would look like a boy with hips especially without all the makeup.

    By Anonymous, on 8:05 PM  

  • Man, uh, I must be hard-up 'cause, she's looking kinda hot here.
    I'd do her in one of those little Paris rooftop hotel rooms barely big enough to hold a queen size bed with a window that looks out onto the city.

    Shit, now I need a cigarette.

    By michael, on 8:05 PM  

  • No worries; Dr. Rey could fix those in a hour.

    By Anonymous, on 8:06 PM  

  • Normally, I don't care for her, but I'll grudgingly admit that her outfit is fab. That blouse is really gorgeous and the design does wonders drawing attention away from her short stumpy legs. I even like her shoes, bag, and makeup. She looks both elegant and age appropriate.

    As far as the blouse being see thru, she's in Paris; they're not prudish about that stuff like we are. And frankly, I think it's refreshing to see a small-busted women who seems content with her size. We don't need anymore Pam Andersons and Viveca Foxes in this world.

    By Anonymous, on 8:31 PM  

  • I like her hair.

    Correction: "I like boring."

    There. Fixed it for you.

    By Anonymous, on 8:47 PM  

  • she has a weird figure, not ugly, just weird figure.

    By Anonymous, on 8:51 PM  

  • What an odd place for a casting call for the part of Pris in the remake of "Blade Runner". Oh those wacky people in Hollywood! The things they'll do to get the hype rolling.

    By Smartie, on 8:54 PM  

  • So what, those are man boobs..you're allowed to show those.

    By Anonymous, on 9:07 PM  

  • what a fuckign ugly outfit from the 90's..go back to your dressing room boobless no class whore.

    By Anonymous, on 9:09 PM  

  • 8:05-

    Pear shaped? Kelly Clarkson is pear shaped, Claire is not. Though I'm sure since you spend most of your time shopping in the plus size section, you wouldn't know the difference.

    And yeah, she has a similar figure to Kate Hudson, but the difference being is Claire is actually pretty where Kate looks like the uglier, more retarded Goldie Hawn clone.

    By Anonymous, on 9:11 PM  

  • Claire Danes? You sure you uploaded the right photograph??

    That's not the former Captain of the East German Woman's weightlifting team at the 1976 Summer Olympics??

    Woman has an upper body to make Barry Bonds envious.

    Fortunately, between the loose jeans and 'waist scarf' (or whatever the fuck it is), we're not able to see her steroid-fed, overly large clitoris.

    By joejoe, on 9:12 PM  

  • fuck she's hot

    i would hit that shit all night

    By Anonymous, on 9:23 PM  

  • Yeah, I'll take a side of grits with them flapjacks.

    By jeditemple, on 9:24 PM  

  • what a fuckign ugly outfit from the 90's..go back to your dressing room boobless no class whore.

    some of you sound jealous. i'm sure she has a bad personality, but she's hot.

    By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM  

  • Classless in every way. Fucked a man with a pregnant fiancee. She's a pig and he's a pig. Mary Louise Parker, success is the best revenge and you are an great example of that.

    By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM  

  • i never really got why they chose her to be juliet. she is NOT pretty enough.

    By Anonymous, on 9:51 PM  

  • Pretty eyes

    By yomama, on 10:23 PM  

  • i love how that outfit also makes it seem like it's barely coving a very furry nan.

    By Anonymous, on 10:30 PM  

  • Who cares if she's hot or not? She's a bitch. It's unsurprising that Mary-Louise received karmic rewards instantly...

    On a side note, PLEASE tell me that they're not remaking Blade Runner.

    By Anonymous, on 11:30 PM  

  • shes a beauty -i wish my tits were so high. love the shirt. learn to smile beeotch... beautiful - representing some real, body types.
    7:23 funny shit

    By Anonymous, on 12:13 AM  

  • Why is it that whenever a guy decides to leave a woman, the woman who he decides to get with is somehow a "whore"?

    Mary Louise Parker? Please. I've seen better looking roadkill. Jennifer "The Chin" Aniston? Please. Dumb whores should feel lucky they actually got a hot guy and count their blessings.

    By Anonymous, on 12:14 AM  

  • I'd fuck her. I'd fuck Mary Louise Parker too, even though she's getting up there.

    By Anonymous, on 3:39 AM  

  • ich sehe nur eine dunkle stelle alter

    By Anonymous, on 4:17 AM  

  • on a claire danes you can see for nipples

    By Anonymous, on 5:13 AM  

  • in fairness, Mary Louise Parker has a scary bush. lord only knows what happens to that savannah under highly fertile conditions. maybe Billy Crudup needed a toothpick girl to pry the stuck hairs out from between his teeth.

    By Anonymous, on 5:23 AM  

  • I find it strange that she is in a very sheer summer top while most everyone around her is in coats and jackets.

    By Anonymous, on 6:19 AM  

  • I think she looks beautiful.....she's hot....what else can I say?

    By Anonymous, on 7:05 AM  

  • I have always had a little man-crush on her. I don't need a huge rack to be happy, just perky non-mannish nerples.

    By CK1, on 7:31 AM  

  • She is so BEAUTIFUL. Oh my God I wish I were her!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:44 AM  

  • I love that shirt. Where the hell did she get it?

    By Anonymous, on 7:45 AM  

  • she is so beautiful

    By Anonymous, on 7:46 AM  

  • 12:14, because when a woman is pregnant, ditching her or letting her ex hop in the sack when he should be acting like a dad is the lowest in the world.

    Don't compare Claire Danes to Angelina Jolie -- compare her to Britney Spears.

    By Anonymous, on 7:50 AM  

  • I think she looks gorgeous. Since when are longer necks unnattractive??? And so what if she's flat, women come in all shapes and sizes, and it's disgusting when people try to make them feel ugly because of this. I'm proud of her for not caving in and getting implants. Now those things are disgusting.

    By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM  

  • Cool alien. He looks harmless enough. Where's his spaceship?

    By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM  

  • Everyone else be damned, I think little titties are hot. Give me perky braless A cup boobies over sloshy big Lohan boobies or fake tits any day.

    By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM  

  • Why is it that whenever a guy decides to leave a woman, the woman who he decides to get with is somehow a "whore"?

    I know, right? That's so stupid. If your husband cheats on you, blame your husband. It's not Claire's fault she's gorgeous. I think it's fair game to have sex with a married guy, if you're single and he asks for it. That's his bad, he's the one breaking a promise he obviously shouldn't have made in the first place.

    By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM  

  • ^ Whore

    By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM  

  • she's got a super long torso

    By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM  

  • ^ lol

    By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM  

  • Ahhh, Claire Danes. What a specimen. I wish we could clone her and make a thousand more of her.

    Because then we could use her flat pale corpse to build homes for all of 50 Cent's relatives affected by Hurricane Katrina.

    By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM  

  • If you were in a good relationship, you wouldn't feel the need to call other women whores. I never get jealous of my husband, and I never care when women talk to him because I trust him. If he breaks that trust, that's his fault not theirs. What will you do, fight all the women away so that your men stay honest? Why not just find honest men?

    By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM  

  • Like my girl Lainey says, this chick's got Karma Face written all over her. It's coming, and there ain't no way to stop it.

    And I wouldn't go so far as to compare her with Britney. Brit's too dumb to have thought about the moral or karmic consequences of her actions.

    If you're going to compare her to anyone let it be Tori "Karmic Kalamity" Spelling.

    By Vigilante, on 10:16 AM  

  • She probably hates being photographed. And made a big deal out of. She's been out of the public eye for so long. Until Shop Girl came around, then suddenly she's there...her body is odd, she's flat, but has a really long torso and a tiny rib cage. Basically, she looks like a giraffe sometimes...

    By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM  

  • i see no karma written on her face. i see a pretty face and a good actress.

    i think if there's karma in the world, it hits the person who commits the cheating.

    By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM  

  • simple rule - if a married guy boinks a girl but then goes back to his (angry) wife, the boinkee is a whore. if he leaves his wife for the boinkee, he's a prick (especially if his wife's pregnant). billy crudup has always had a "fuck you i'll do what i like" attitude, it's what movie critics praise about him. but it makes him a prick in real life.

    By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM  

  • y'erg... i'm saying it right now: if you don't like Claire Danes you're with the terrorists.

    Also: I like giraffes!

    By K-Rawk, on 11:28 AM  

  • Damn, lots of whores in this thread. Wish they would use their herpes-scabbed mouths for what they are good at: sucking wealthy married cock.

    By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM  

  • Smartie said...

    What an odd place for a casting call for the part of Pris in the remake of "Blade Runner".


    lol, so very, very true. Daryl Hannah with none of her redeeming features.

    By sam991, on 12:09 PM  

  • anon 11:03, in these simple "rules" what is the married guy called after boinking the boinkee and getting back to the wife??

    your simple rules leave out the most simple fact...

    By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM  

  • I hope she trips over her window shashes, bruises her ugly man nipples and gives herself two black eyes (and not with ugly makeup). I've lost all respect for this girl. She's a slut to go around fucking a pregnant woman's boyfriend. He's an asshole for fucking around. The two deserve each other. I just hope Karma drops the Eiffel Tower on the both of them.

    By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM  

  • Who cares if she's fucking Bill Crudup, obviously he's a disgusting human being for leaving his pregnant girlfriend...it's not really Clarie's fault if he did anyway. It's interesting how men love to blame women for "straying", it's not Clarie who's the whore, more like Billy. So why the fuck with the double standards, huh?!

    By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM  

  • Such resentment here... you ladies get cheated on a lot?

    By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM  

  • If you were dating Ben Lee (who has to be the most unfortunate looking man alive) and Billy showed up at your door and said let's get naked, you'd hit that too.

    Don't blame Claire, Billy was the one stepping out.

    By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM  

  • 12:13 PM he's called "Dead Meat" lol

    By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM  

  • 1:26- Agreed.

    It's a shame there's a double standard, and it's a shame women love to keep it going by calling each other names when the guy is really to blame.

    By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM  

  • I agree 1:52.

    I stay away from women using the "whore' word too much.
    You never know, they may be finding something very threatening or worse – finding something that represents themselves in the woman they call a whore.

    I don't have the time to deal with insecurities.

    By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM  

  • Settle down ladies. Both Billy and Claire are to blame for getting it on while his gfriend was preggers.

    Not a very satisfying answer, I know, but kind of obvious, no?

    By solomon, on 2:32 PM  

  • Thank you, Soloman, you beat me to it. Blame them both, but stop throwing stones. We've all done things we're not proud of in life. Sleeping with a pregnant woman's boyfriend isn't the best decision a person could ever make, obviously, but is it really necessary to call the girl a whore? She has to live with the decisions she's made, and so does he, and so do all of we. Do you want to share with all of us a horrible thing you've done and let us all discuss your decision and how stupid you were to make it?

    By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM  

  • I don't really think Claire is to blame at all. It's not like she showed up at Billy's house, laid the smackdown on his girlfriend and dragged him away. She was merely responding to the affections of a man who probably told her he wanted to be with her. I'm sure he's a good liar.

    By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM  

  • She has a very long torso..so what if her boobs are small? Tit's are not there to breast feed small third world countries assholes. She is very quiet and sits in between takes doing cross word puzzles. As for the Billy thing, that was a stupid thing to do.

    By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM  

  • goddam solomon, always with the "cut it in half" solutions...

    By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM  

  • What's wrong with saying "hey, you leave your girlfriend/wife and make certain that it's COMPLETELY over, and THEN I'll contemplate dating you"? or "Sure, I'llgo out with you, AFTER the baby is born and you break up with your baby's mother"? She's not an innocent babe in the woods who didn't know he had a pregnant girlfriend.

    By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM  

  • September 12, 2006 2:51 PM

    Um, yeah, right. Ms. Danes was just 'following orders'.

    Now where have I heard that defense before?

    By hermann goering, on 3:57 PM  

  • 2:51 PM

    Lemme get this straight. If a man is coming on to a woman then she is no longer morally responsible for her actions? That's a good one.

    In trying to defend this one woman's actions you've ended up insulting women as a whole. Good job!

    By Anonymous, on 4:08 PM  

  • Well, yeah, she could have gone about it better, but I'm just sayin' it's not like she's a bad person for what she did. Most of you would do the same thing if you were as attractive as Claire Danes and had a man like that fawning over you. Give her a break.

    By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM  

  • Look, people, Claire is a whore. Just because she looks like Tori Amos' albino brother does not make her less of a whore. Plain-looking whores exist, too. Billy Crudup didn't rape her, she willingly licked his asshole. Therefore, she's a whore, and she deserves our ridiculeas well as Shaquille O'Neal's dick in her ass.

    By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM  

  • Lemme get this straight. If a man is coming on to a woman then she is no longer morally responsible for her actions? That's a good one.

    In trying to defend this one woman's actions you've ended up insulting women as a whole. Good job!


    I never said she was "no longer morally responsible for her actions." I meant that in that particular situation, she isn't to blame, if he lies and says that he is committed to her, he broke up with whatherface, or any number of lies he could tell.

    And if it was a guy in this situation he'd be equally not at fault. So I don't know where you get the idea that I'm talking about just women here.

    By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM  

  • Mary Louise Parker is obviously to blame. Had she wanted to keep her man around, especially while going through a pregnancy, she should have done the sensible thing and simply paid for him to visit prostitutes. Either that or offered up her backdoor whenever he was feeling randy. Instead she probably ignored his needs, refused to have sex, or any other myriad of reasons that caused Billy to leave. Whore.

    By Anonymous, on 4:31 PM  

  • "she willingly licked his asshole"

    really? fuck, that changes everything. she's AWESOME!

    By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM  

  • i hope she didn't get any crudup her nose

    By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM  

  • I love that Claire has such a unique figure in Hollywood. She's so beautiful and graceful looking.
    I'd definitely give up breasts to look like her.

    Also, while it may not reflect well on her to have come into a relationship with a married man, most people at some point in time cheat on their spouses and/or boyfriends/girlfriends. It wouldn't be entirely surprising if plenty of the accusatory people here have done similar acts. Because lots of people have done it doesn't make it OK, but it does mean that plenty of people make bad decisions.

    By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM  

  • ... plenty of people make bad decisions.
    September 12, 2006 4:56 PM


    Um, so what?

    You say that doesn't make it OK, yet you seem to imply it does. What's your point?

    By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM  

  • Her point is stop acting like bitches. I think.

    By Anonymous, on 5:44 PM  

  • well said 10:09 a.m.

    By Anonymous, on 5:52 PM  

  • Anonymous said...

    Her point is stop acting like bitches. I think.

    September 12, 2006 5:44 PM


    Correct.

    I mean that it's hypocritical/malicious/pointless, and unnecessarily judgemental toward something that so many people are human enough to do.

    By Anonymous, on 6:33 PM  

  • Claire Danes deserves to be sodomized by the Harlem Globetrotters for what she did. She's a whore.

    Any woman who cheats is a whore.

    Men who cheat are simply following their hunter instincts.

    Got it? Good. Next!

    By Anonymous, on 6:44 PM  

  • Who the heck is this fugly chick?And where the hell is that dumpster she got her clothes from, I wanna burn it!

    By Anonymous, on 6:45 PM  

  • Got it? Good. Next!

    This is about the gayest thing a person can say.

    By Anonymous, on 7:03 PM  

  • Claire Danes deserves to be sodomized by the Harlem Globetrotters for what she did. She's a whore.

    Any woman who cheats is a whore.

    Men who cheat are simply following their hunter instincts.

    Got it? Good. Next!

    September 12, 2006 6:44 PM

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    ok. just chill everybody, i've got it under control...

    i invite you to this cage right now, have a glass of milk and your banana is comin' right up!

    By Anonymous, on 7:23 PM  

  • September 11, 2006 9:11 PM take a look at picture 5.

    Whatever the f*** you want to call it, she has an oddly shaped body. But then if this is normal to you, just keep on telling yourself this everytime you have to buy your bathing suit top in the childrens section, and the bottoms in the Women's department.

    By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM  

  • She could have dressed better to try to balance out her body. She has wide shoulders so she could have worn something looser, and in a bulkier material to give the illusion of having a bust to balance her hips. This is definitely a Glamour "Don't."

    By Anonymous, on 9:34 PM  

  • If you see Claire Danes in the movies she does, she usually looks pretty well-proportioned. I agree with the above poster who said she just needs a new outfit. The shirt with the thing hanging down does not flatter her body. I don't even know if that would flatter ayone's body.

    By Anonymous, on 7:48 AM  

  • claire is the most expressionless woman i have ever seen you could probably throw ice cold water down her top and her expression wouldnt change how does she get jobs? never mind. i figured it out.mmmmmmmmmmmprotein!

    By Anonymous, on 8:52 PM  

  • Claire's body looks a little odd because of the broad shoulders, wide chest, long torso, and narrow hips, the small boobs aren't really the problem-Kate Hudsen and Keira Knightley can pull it off. As for the long neck, her short hair accentuates it. She's also seems big boned or something, definately not petite. There is little she can do about all of that.

    By Anonymous, on 9:46 PM  

  • whore.

    i wish we could send her back to ancient times, and have her stoned to death for infidelity.

    By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM  

  • BILLY is the man with the pregnant GF who cheated. How about callling him a useless peice of asshole instead of slamming Claire endlessly?

    And yes, this is coming from someone who's BF cheated on her. Do I hate the other woman? Yes. But I detest my ex more as he's the one with commitment and who CHOSE to go out and cheat despite that. It doesnt matter who he ends up cheating with. The moment he decides to, it really doesn't matter who the other woman is. HE'S the major asshole who tossed his pregnany GF and baby aside. Not Claire.

    By Anonymous, on 8:22 PM  

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