she's proud of her ethnicity and likes to flaunt it rather than hide it. good for her. and the moustache is better than wearing one of those giant bumblebee outfits.
oh my gawd.. i love this shit.. sorry to burst all those fragile male egos out there but da bitch needs 6.72" of makeup to make her look do-able.. lovely ms. longwhoria.. just lovely.. www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
That isn't a moustache. Her skin has uneven tone without makeup. It comes with age and sun damage. You can see it in virtually every picture of her without makeup.
maybe the piece of wax with the line of hair from around her anus was accidentally reapplied to her upper lip, and nobody was brave enough to own up to the mistake before she left for the pool
9:54, so to be proud of her ethnicity, she has to look like a boy on hormones? How incredibly stupid. I'm a woman, I have dark upper lip hair, I am proud of my ethnicity, and I have enough self-respect to shave it off.
But "steal my horses" -- brilliant.
And she's not fat... now. But she has cellulite and no tone, which means that she's going to blimp out any day now.
it could be worse.......she could be one of those redundant white broads who have dyed blonde hair and shitloads of make up and collagen injections all over their face.
Like other posters have said that is probably sun damage. My sister in law's upper lip looks just like that. The discoloration gets darker and more noticable as she gets tanner...she doesn't let that stop her from laying out in the sun every friggin' day though.
Boy, if Eva Longoria is fat than I am a whale. How sad.
In that top photo she just looks so totally unfeminine to me. I swear she looks just like my twelve year old nephew. She could totally pass as a transvestite.
12:57, give her time. Once her career starts to sag and her butt does too, she'll transform herself into another generic blonde with a trout pout. In ten years, she'll have fried hair, an overtaut face, and look like any other desperate aging actress.
Eva Longoria? I don't get it. Never will...I know the boys over at Maxim love her and I usually go gaga over Hispanic women but still...I just don't get it...never have, never will...Hey! Anymore pix of Britney? Yummy!
She's gonna get the cancer. Oh well at least she is skinny. I want to see strong healthy looking people not these underweight, chewy looking creatures.
Mexican women all get these big pancho villa mustaches from about 16 and as they get older. That's why the farewell to the bare lip ceremony is a major part of the famously fabulous 15th party celebration all mexican women get.
It's probably melasma. Common to women on the pill and aggravated by sun exposure.
I have it too because I had electrolysis on my upper-lip hair and that hair hasn't come back in 10 years. And I'm on the pill. And I still have a damn shadow on my upper lip if I don't wear any makeup.
She's a dumb twat, no doubt, but if you didn't know what a dumb ho she was and you passed her on the street, you'd hit it.
I must say she is quite a spectacle. So VERY unattractive on every level, lip hair / discolouration notwithstanding.
She simply does not exude anything even remotely resembling femininity. Quite the contrary. She has a very masculine, although tiny, air about her.
I cannot imagine who in Hollywood found her so attractive that she wound up in her 15 minutes of fame, but they can't last much longer. And, that tattoo is horrendous and so very unlady like...oops, I forgot, this never was a lady!!!!!! UGH!
she's not fat, she's just bottom-heavy (or top-lite, actually). but over time she'll put on weight and turn into a penguin, just like jennifer lopez. maybe the 2 of them can form a new exhibition at the zoo, "Screechy Hispanic Penguins of Antarctica"
she's a great actress but her movie career sucks. If she aint fucking no one or in a bikini on TV or in the movies no one is gonna watch her. I'd do her in a NY minute but it will take hours.
What The Fuck Is Tony Parker Doing With This Ugly Bitch? What The Fuck Is With her Mustache!? Haha! If Only She Knew That While She Was Laying Out In The Sun I Was Fucking Tony...My God It Was Good
What The Fuck Is Tony Parker Doing With This Ugly Bitch? What The Fuck Is With her Mustache!? Haha! If Only She Knew That While She Was Laying Out In The Sun I Was Fucking Tony...My God It Was Good
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she must get out the weedwhacker when it's time to wear a bikini
By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM
maybe tony parker doesn't wipe his ass properly
By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
nice, ummm, "tits."
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
there are several small fish swimming out of her ass in pic 7
By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM
Oooh! Rollie Fingers looks good in a bikini!
By ocelot67, on 9:52 AM
how can a girl that FAT have absolutely no boobs? i guess all that energy went into growing facial hair
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
does EVERYONE in hollywood smoke? is it a requirement?
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
tramp stamp + moustache = pass.
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
she's proud of her ethnicity and likes to flaunt it rather than hide it. good for her. and the moustache is better than wearing one of those giant bumblebee outfits.
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
oh my gawd.. i love this shit.. sorry to burst all those fragile male egos out there but da bitch needs 6.72" of makeup to make her look do-able.. lovely ms. longwhoria.. just lovely..
www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
By dupababy, on 9:54 AM
in the top pic she's doing that asian tongue thing
By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM
That isn't a moustache. Her skin has uneven tone without makeup. It comes with age and sun damage. You can see it in virtually every picture of her without makeup.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
She's a nice little piece of overrated fugliess.
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
Now THAT'S what I call a DIRTY SANCHEZ!!!!
By Dirty Sanchez, on 10:28 AM
Where's the other one.. Chong?
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
She doesn't have a moustache. She's way too high maintenance to have that. I agree its uneven skin tone from tanning and whatever. Sux for her.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
I spit my diet coke all over the screen reading this "steal my horses!" ROTFL!!
And yes, she certainly looks like she has to draw her face on with a pencil everyday to look good.
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
tony parker once said "i love the feel of a flat-chested man's moustache while kissing" and now it all makes sense
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
in the top pic she's doing that asian tongue thing
September 08, 2006 9:58 AM
You have created a IDLYITW classic .
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
maybe the piece of wax with the line of hair from around her anus was accidentally reapplied to her upper lip, and nobody was brave enough to own up to the mistake before she left for the pool
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
It looks like she has a Christmas wreath tattooed over her ass. When will women realize that this look is so trite and trampy looking?
The 90's tramp stamp is the best way to ugly up someone's butt and make the wearer look slutty and desperate at the same time.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
Damn. The months-long stride of not hearing one word about this ho has again been broken.
By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM
The cap she's wearing in picture 5 oughta say "El Presidente".
By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM
She looks like she's thinking about what she won't be having for lunch.
By the way, what's up with the retard above who called her "fat"? She's tiny.
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
Yeah, lost me there as well. Fat???
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
9:54, so to be proud of her ethnicity, she has to look like a boy on hormones? How incredibly stupid. I'm a woman, I have dark upper lip hair, I am proud of my ethnicity, and I have enough self-respect to shave it off.
But "steal my horses" -- brilliant.
And she's not fat... now. But she has cellulite and no tone, which means that she's going to blimp out any day now.
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
hahahahahahaha!! nice mustache stupid slutty ho
By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
Five to one says she smells like cheese if you get too close.
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
Whoa! She looks like an awesome pony that I want to ride. I love ponies and I love Eva. This is totally an awesome combo. Go Team Mexico!
Nooz houndz out!
By Nooz Houndz, on 12:26 PM
it could be worse.......she could be one of those redundant white broads who have dyed blonde hair and shitloads of make up and collagen injections all over their face.
barbies or becky's as i like to call them
By prettyboy, on 12:57 PM
Wasn't she just recently bragging about her Brazilian wax job - you know, where all your coochie hair is yanked off?
Seems like she'd have her face done while she's at it.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
those looked photoshopped.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
She is a sexy woman even with 5 oclock shadow :)
It looks like she has a clit ring as well :)
By P!LL, on 1:44 PM
Her and Tyra Banks should start a support group for women with mustaches in Hollywood.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
she is not hot
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
nice thunder thighs
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
two words: hairy nipples.
By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM
THANK YOU anon 10:01 and 10:51...people on other sites have been calling it a moustache too and I'm getting so annyed.
It is HORMONAL...a skin discoloration that many women have....NOT a moustache
...and if she is fat, so is Nicole Richie.
By parissucksliterally, on 2:26 PM
that's true, it's hormonal. the hormone is testosterone.
By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
she's thin, but only from the 2 mosquito bites upward. and especially between the ears, judging from how she talks. and talks. and talks.
By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
who are these idiots calling skinny girls fat? Fucking morons.
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
gimme a break, she's hot. i'd hit her fat pooper. but that's me, i like 'em chunky.
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
Mmmm, I love the feel of furry 'tache on my cock in the morning. It smells like dick to me.
By sgt grouphole, on 4:02 PM
Like other posters have said that is probably sun damage. My sister in law's upper lip looks just like that. The discoloration gets darker and more noticable as she gets tanner...she doesn't let that stop her from laying out in the sun every friggin' day though.
Boy, if Eva Longoria is fat than I am a whale. How sad.
By Solaera, on 5:45 PM
In that top photo she just looks so totally unfeminine to me. I swear she looks just like my twelve year old nephew. She could totally pass as a transvestite.
By Anonymous, on 5:46 PM
i have typically the same body as eva, and she should NOT be wearing a bandeau bikini. it makes you straight out flat.
By Anonymous, on 6:17 PM
Bad bikini style choice for such a short, flat chested girl. Pity.
By Anonymous, on 6:54 PM
12:57, give her time. Once her career starts to sag and her butt does too, she'll transform herself into another generic blonde with a trout pout. In ten years, she'll have fried hair, an overtaut face, and look like any other desperate aging actress.
By Anonymous, on 7:02 PM
"He's just a stupid Mexican looking for an autograph"...yes those wonderfully melodic words just ring out of this smug bioch's mouth like sugar.
At least 50 cent and Paris didn't use this number on the cop that pulled them over. Yes, Longwhoria is pure bliss.
By Anonymous, on 8:21 PM
Eva Longoria? I don't get it. Never will...I know the boys over at Maxim love her and I usually go gaga over Hispanic women but still...I just don't get it...never have, never will...Hey! Anymore pix of Britney? Yummy!
By Anonymous, on 2:42 AM
She's gonna get the cancer. Oh well at least she is skinny.
I want to see strong healthy looking people not these underweight, chewy looking creatures.
By Isaidthis, on 7:05 AM
a cow with a moustache. must give brown hairy milk.
By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM
She looks horrible without makeup!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
Mexican women all get these big pancho villa mustaches from about 16 and as they get older. That's why the farewell to the bare lip ceremony is a major part of the famously fabulous 15th party celebration all mexican women get.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
9:36 and 11:07 = same person
By Anonymous, on 6:15 PM
It's probably melasma. Common to women on the pill and aggravated by sun exposure.
I have it too because I had electrolysis on my upper-lip hair and that hair hasn't come back in 10 years. And I'm on the pill. And I still have a damn shadow on my upper lip if I don't wear any makeup.
She's a dumb twat, no doubt, but if you didn't know what a dumb ho she was and you passed her on the street, you'd hit it.
By Hyperbole, on 6:43 PM
I must say she is quite a spectacle. So VERY unattractive on every level, lip hair / discolouration notwithstanding.
She simply does not exude anything even remotely resembling femininity. Quite the contrary. She has a very masculine, although tiny, air about her.
I cannot imagine who in Hollywood found her so attractive that she wound up in her 15 minutes of fame, but they can't last much longer. And, that tattoo is horrendous and so very unlady like...oops, I forgot, this never was a lady!!!!!! UGH!
By BrynMawrgirl, on 7:33 PM
she's not fat, she's just bottom-heavy (or top-lite, actually). but over time she'll put on weight and turn into a penguin, just like jennifer lopez. maybe the 2 of them can form a new exhibition at the zoo, "Screechy Hispanic Penguins of Antarctica"
By Anonymous, on 9:00 PM
I think she looks good. Hell at least she has meat on her bones unlike some other anorexic looking bitches.
By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM
Yeah, it's Cheech Marin in drag.
Whatever, I'd still eat that Puerto Rican tuna taco, and so would everyone here. Don't lie.
By Anonymous, on 8:02 AM
if she lost all power of speech, sure. otherwise it's migraine-lick-lick-lick-migraine
By Anonymous, on 10:25 PM
she's a great actress but her movie career sucks. If she aint fucking no one or in a bikini on TV or in the movies no one is gonna watch her. I'd do her in a NY minute but it will take hours.
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
What The Fuck Is Tony Parker Doing With This Ugly Bitch? What The Fuck Is With her Mustache!? Haha! If Only She Knew That While She Was Laying Out In The Sun I Was Fucking Tony...My God It Was Good
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
What The Fuck Is Tony Parker Doing With This Ugly Bitch? What The Fuck Is With her Mustache!? Haha! If Only She Knew That While She Was Laying Out In The Sun I Was Fucking Tony...My God It Was Good
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
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