guess now that she's stopped cooking crank in her trailer she's going to try to act like a regular human being now? problem is a pee-the-pants fugly with no horns is just not newsworthy anymore.. maybe she'll do something really productive like move to the north pole and hide out in an igloo for the next 50 years.. now that would be a true blessing.. www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
What I always find surprising about Fergie is that she's only like 31 or something. She could easily pass for 40 and I wouldn't second guess it. I guess being fugly on top of meth abuse will do that to you.
The band is just a few years young yet she has already a solo album?? Is she trying to pull off a gwen stefani when gwen herself couldnt pull it either?
I don't think her face is ugly at all; the problem is that her body is SO f'ing smoking, anything less than absolutely beautiful in the face is going to appear ugly by contrast.
Shit, i'd hit it. She's not that ugly, and ive seen ugly so i would def. fu*k anytime of the week. plus she's making mad dough doing her commerical music, so i cant complain. At least we have an idea why her face looks so bad b/c of her addiction to meth. So stop hatin on ferg and let her live. at least she's doin shit with her life and making fuckin millions.
The band is just a few years young yet she has already a solo album?? Is she trying to pull off a gwen stefani when gwen herself couldnt pull it either?
September 21, 2006 9:57 AM
the group is older than you think. fergie and major commercial success didnt come knocking until a couple years ago, but BEP has been together making records for a while.
Brandy said... Yep "My Humps" really shows the deep intellectual side of Black Eyed Peas. If you play the song backwords, you'll hear a Stephen Hawking reference
just think, this is probably the absolute best her face ever looks. now imagine it first thing in the morning after a night of drinking, sodomy, and bed wetting. i wonder how she can sing when she's probably at least partially deaf from guys suddenly screaming when they wake up?
she'd have the stimulant addict's franticness in bed, so that'd be good. the bladder weakness? all depends on how and when it's deployed. could make for an unforgettable night.
Hot? No... She was just on Letterman and DAMN, those tighs of hers jiggled worse than any JELLO I've ever see... Seriously. You have how much money and you can't even afford a person trainer to keep you toned?
I don't know what you're looking at when you say Fergie is ugly. She's not. I usually like your blog but something is clearly wrong with you...lately I've noticed that you say things that really make no sense. If you went off your medication, you really need to get back on it!
Fergie is the ugliest bitch ever. I'd gladly make a jelly roll out of Kelly Clarkson's lovehandles before I touch this female-gremlin looking meth hound.
you people should stop being so mean to her!!! don't you see that her story is inspirational? how many hardcore meth addicts kick their addictions and succeed like this gargoyle has? i mean, like this girl has. or, well, whatever. the point remains. good lord what a mug.
I was curious about how this one could sing so I watched her "performance" on Letterman: If one word and I mean just ONE was "sung" in the proper key or whatever the hell the proper musical terminology is, I'll personally kiss the seat of Billy Zane's camo shorts...Unbelievable: A face only a mother could love and a voice that is cringe inducing, and the press follows her every move. I sure as hell hope her publicists are making boatloads of $$$ becuase they deserve every freaking penny! lalala my London Bridge is falling lalala.... OOOFAH!!!!!!!!!!! Roseanne Barr singing the National Anthem laughs at this one!
I guess it doesn't really matter if your face is hot when you have millions of dollars. Besides, all of the people who say she's SO ugly need an adjustment and should probably look in the mirror for reference of what ugly/ beautiful really is. I know she's a hell of a lot prettier than I, and I don't doubt she looks better many a person out there.
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guess now that she's stopped cooking crank in her trailer she's going to try to act like a regular human being now? problem is a pee-the-pants fugly with no horns is just not newsworthy anymore.. maybe she'll do something really productive like move to the north pole and hide out in an igloo for the next 50 years.. now that would be a true blessing.. www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
By dupababy, on 9:17 AM
she's reserved and sophisticated. i like that about her. also she pees her pants, lending a golden aura to her rubyfruit. very lovely.
By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
Yowzers, is that woman ugly.
Fortunately, she doesn't have to rely on her physical attributes sell her her deep, genre-changing, intellectual music.
You know I'm kidding. ;)
Her 'music' is slightly less intellectual than a finger painting class at a Down Syndrome camp.
By joejoe, on 9:31 AM
Lil' Kim called... she wants her ugly-ass head back, and stop painting it beige!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
shemale, shemale, shemale.
Those earrings are vile.
By Igg, on 9:43 AM
I don't see why everybody picks on her face so much, I think she is attractive!
By ladyley, on 9:54 AM
Fergie reminds me of the worlds ugliest dog.
By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
What I always find surprising about Fergie is that she's only like 31 or something. She could easily pass for 40 and I wouldn't second guess it. I guess being fugly on top of meth abuse will do that to you.
By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM
The band is just a few years young yet she has already a solo album?? Is she trying to pull off a gwen stefani when gwen herself couldnt pull it either?
By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
Oh, that Fergie. I thought you were going on about Sarah Ferguson, the ex-Duchess of York. Phew.
By stereoroid, on 9:59 AM
She doesn't really look as fugly in these pics, but she DOES look used up and old.
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
yuck
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
I don't think her face is ugly at all; the problem is that her body is SO f'ing smoking, anything less than absolutely beautiful in the face is going to appear ugly by contrast.
By S., on 10:51 AM
what happened to the other half of her sweater?
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
Shit, i'd hit it. She's not that ugly, and ive seen ugly so i would def. fu*k anytime of the week. plus she's making mad dough doing her commerical music, so i cant complain. At least we have an idea why her face looks so bad b/c of her addiction to meth. So stop hatin on ferg and let her live. at least she's doin shit with her life and making fuckin millions.
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
i keep thinking of this french phrase "la belle laide" when i look at her. it means something like "so ugly she's beautiful".
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
that cro-magnon forehead is really unfortunate.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
Yep "My Humps" really shows the deep intellectual side of Black Eyed Peas. If you play the song backwords, you'll hear a Stephen Hawking reference
By Brandy, on 11:39 AM
Anonymous said...
The band is just a few years young yet she has already a solo album?? Is she trying to pull off a gwen stefani when gwen herself couldnt pull it either?
September 21, 2006 9:57 AM
the group is older than you think. fergie and major commercial success didnt come knocking until a couple years ago, but BEP has been together making records for a while.
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
Brandy said...
Yep "My Humps" really shows the deep intellectual side of Black Eyed Peas. If you play the song backwords, you'll hear a Stephen Hawking reference
HaHa!! Funny!
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
She's getting a little chunky.
With that mouth, she must be able to chug the burritos and quesadillas at a rapid pace.
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
Her body is not that hot, and her face is not that ugly either...
Nah, strike that.
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
Hey, Todd! It's good to be horny, ain't it?
By Vigilante, on 1:29 PM
i love fergie! like michael jackson, i get wood when i see a leprechaun.
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
just think, this is probably the absolute best her face ever looks. now imagine it first thing in the morning after a night of drinking, sodomy, and bed wetting. i wonder how she can sing when she's probably at least partially deaf from guys suddenly screaming when they wake up?
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
She always looks SOOOOOO unhappy. What's the real deal Fergie?
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
She always looks SOOOOO unhappy.
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
she misses the drugs. all the recovered people do. the whole "first day of the rest of your life" is like a death sentence.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
She is ugly and her body isn't that hot.
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
like some kind of fungus you get in a dirty hot tub, she's kinda starting to grow on me.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
A minotaur. Excellent call, Todd.
By king minos, on 2:50 PM
Who the fuck IS this bitch??
By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
she'd have the stimulant addict's franticness in bed, so that'd be good. the bladder weakness? all depends on how and when it's deployed. could make for an unforgettable night.
By Anonymous, on 3:17 PM
Makes me laugh when anyone says her body is smokin hot. Take manly build.....add cantaloupe breast implants.....and that equates to smokin hot??
Wow that standards sure have dropped.
By Betthepharm, on 4:53 PM
"i wonder how she can sing when she's probably at least partially deaf from guys suddenly screaming when they wake up? "
I almost wet myself laughing.
Absolutely hilarious. Thank you.
By Anonymous, on 8:43 PM
Hot? No... She was just on Letterman and DAMN, those tighs of hers jiggled worse than any JELLO I've ever see... Seriously. You have how much money and you can't even afford a person trainer to keep you toned?
By Anonymous, on 9:40 PM
she should try some of those stimulant diet pills
By Anonymous, on 9:51 PM
I don't know what you're looking at when you say Fergie is ugly. She's not. I usually like your blog but something is clearly wrong with you...lately I've noticed that you say things that really make no sense. If you went off your medication, you really need to get back on it!
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
Fergie is the ugliest bitch ever. I'd gladly make a jelly roll out of Kelly Clarkson's lovehandles before I touch this female-gremlin looking meth hound.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
Fergis is goddamn hideous. Anybody who doesnt thinkso is an idiot.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
she's not ugly. i just wish she'd stop with the plastic surgery. and her body is hot.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
her body is superhot, urine for a good time.
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
you people should stop being so mean to her!!! don't you see that her story is inspirational? how many hardcore meth addicts kick their addictions and succeed like this gargoyle has? i mean, like this girl has. or, well, whatever. the point remains. good lord what a mug.
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
She reminds me of mom.
By Prettyboy, on 4:22 PM
September 22, 2006 12:23 PM - Heh heh heh!
By Anonymous, on 4:44 PM
She looks like a busted up Carmen Electra! Yick!
By Anonymous, on 3:33 PM
I was curious about how this one could sing so I watched her "performance" on Letterman: If one word and I mean just ONE was "sung" in the proper key or whatever the hell the proper musical terminology is, I'll personally kiss the seat of Billy Zane's camo shorts...Unbelievable: A face only a mother could love and a voice that is cringe inducing, and the press follows her every move. I sure as hell hope her publicists are making boatloads of $$$ becuase they deserve every freaking penny! lalala my London Bridge is falling lalala....
OOOFAH!!!!!!!!!!! Roseanne Barr singing the National Anthem laughs at this one!
By Anonymous, on 6:39 PM
I guess it doesn't really matter if your face is hot when you have millions of dollars. Besides, all of the people who say she's SO ugly need an adjustment and should probably look in the mirror for reference of what ugly/ beautiful really is. I know she's a hell of a lot prettier than I, and I don't doubt she looks better many a person out there.
Even if she is a blocker... she can still 'dance'
By Anonymous, on 10:39 PM
except for her being an untalented warthog, all your points are very valid
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
shemale, just looks like a man.
ridiculious.
By Anonymous, on 7:49 PM
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