as long as they put some of the money in the bank, they'll be fine. like all "reverends" this dude simply lacks the balls to go out and live a real life, so he tries to make people feel guilty for what they have. loser.
i admire joe. he's honest. his daughters hit puberty, he got wood, and he changed his lifestyle to accommodate it. he's a role model for all dads (of daughters).
Good Lord. (Don't pardon the pun.) Now THAT is what it means to vilify someone, if it is indeed possible "to lower in estimation or importance" such a family.
Hmm... While I think Jessica is the dumbest most unattractive thing I've ever come across... I wanna lick Ashley from head to toe and do the nasty dance for twenty four hours, seven days a week.
Papa Joe is a straight up pimp. And I don't mean that in any sort of "it's cool" way. Being a pimp is never a good thing. But the thing about most pimps is that they whore out strange women they aren't related to. This sonofabitch whored out his daughters. I hope there is an extremely special place in hell for this piece of shit...something along the lines of the hitler and a pineapple every hour on the hour thing I saw in Little Nicky. That would be a good start.
5:21 AM is right. how can you possibly say they don't represent american standards? wealth seeking, fame seeking, all about packaging, and completely successful in becoming a target of celeb obsession (like here). they're the current american dream. plus these days christianity is completely conservative republican, so their wealth means god favors them. baptists sure are sore losers.
so they hustle to make a buck. big fuckin deal. making a name out of nothing is awesome. people came here to get away from theocracies and class systems, which suck almost as much as the people who love them.
America, FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah, America, FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way yeah, Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too, America, FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt, and suck on my balls, America, FUCK YEAH! What you going to do when we come for you now, it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
FUCK YEAH!
McDonalds, FUCK YEAH! Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH! The Gap, FUCK YEAH! Baseball, FUCK YEAH! NFL, FUCK, YEAH! Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH! The Internet, FUCK YEAH! Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
Girls...don't listen to that toddler-touching jesus freak.
Now, now, don't cry. Ashlee, why don't you go over there are lick your sister's vulva. Yeahhh...that's it. Now Jessica..., why don't you lean forward and stick your huge chin in my asscrack. Just plug it right up with that monster..Ohhh, man... that's good. Ashlee, once your sister's done eating your sweet, sweet love pudding, go over there and jiggle her enormous clit with that huge nose of yours. Ohhhh, you girls are great. Mmmm... daddy's little girls. Oh yeahhhh....
we all know that jessica and ashlee arent very talented so their father has to pimp em out.i guess papa joe did forget his values but its all about money in this world.i dont put much importance to money but thats probably because i am broke.
Does he not realize that all women will eventually sag?
September 20, 2006 4:04 PM
probably, but the point is once they 'wither and sag' they'll just be empty old woman with no souls, personalities or brains. they're riding on sexuality and nothing else.
Anonymous said... And I cannot wait for that moment to happen either...fortunately I will not be alive when that happens...cause that would be SO gross!
September 20, 2006 7:16 PM
Actually you will be alive. We are not looking at years and years from now. Should happen before they hit 30.
Thank about all those celebrity parents who drove their kids nuts; actors, singers, sportspeople.....now think of one of those that turned out well, for the kid OR the parent. Ummm....yup I'm still scratching my head too.
I wonder if Papa will help his girls when they're robbing 7/Eleven.
American Haters! What was that bullshit assertion from Anon 8:56? "Only conservative republicans are Christians.." Well, check this out, homey, I am a registered INDEPENDENT, and I am also a Christian. This blog was about a pastor who questioned the motives of another (supposed) religious leader who appears to approve of the sexual objectification of his own daughters. And rather than address the topic, you instead make assertions that the Simpson family is indicative of the AMERICAN FAMILY. Let me assure you Habeeb, Pierre, or whatever the fuck your names your real names are, these people do not represent me or anyone else that I know here in this great country that I am blessed to live in. Why don't you draw parallels when it comes to the hundreds of American firefighters who gave their lives trying to save the victims of 9/11? No. One dopey minister & 2 whorish daughters, and ALL Americans are worthless trash. Yeah? Bite me.
Signed, the coolest (independent, American) Christian in town
Just for the record,and I'm probably the only one that cares, the actual scriptual quote is "For the Love of Money comes forth all kinds of evil". It would be nice to know that your Rev., pastor or priest can quote scripture correctly, before spouting off at the mouth. That's all.
10:30 I don't care about the 9/11 victims. I played no part in that because I voted for Kerry. Maybe you should call your dear redneck pres and ask for pity huh?
ashlee is very cute. she's not beautiful or talented, but she's a cute little pixie. it sounds silly when she's hit the same way as her weird plastic sister.
Gaahh!!! Why is it that the more coverage there is of Nick and Vanessa, there's more pics of Jess being drunk in public? She obeyed Pappa Joe, got rid of Nick 'cause Joe wants to be the only man in her life, and the world is NOT her oyster as Pappa Joe promised it would be if only she got rid of Nick. Jess should be gettin' rid of Pappa Joe, or she'll never have lasting success with any man. Sorry, Jess....you can't put husbands on a shelf when you tire of them, and then expect them to be there at your convenience..........unlike what Pappa Joe says, the world does NOT revolve around the fu**in* Simpson family. Jessica and Papa Simpson are the ones that ruined their image and her marriage to Nick. If Jessica wasn't so far up Papa's ass and listened to all of his advice (about marriage, career, etc.), I think that Nick and Jess would have been fine and stayed together. It doesn't help that your dad is telling you to slut it up for your videos either, so the Simpsons are more to blame than Nick ever will be.
Anon 2:32 Cute, yeah. Talented, maybe. Living in her big sister shadows, for sure. She's hit 'cause, if Jessica is an actress living a built "valley girl" dramatic persona to hit fame, Ashlee is a cutie trying to follow closely the steps of Jessica who's trying to be the living embodiement of the "dumb blonde" stereotype.
Put faith outta this: the only thing worth of note is that real talents cannot be built, they take a long long road.
I'm pretty sure that when God said, "Let there be light," he didn't say,
"Now shut up you motherfucking moronic bitches!! I'm greater than any god you stupid humans will create! Suck my ass!!!" following it.
Or.. Maybe that just got lost in translation.
I sure hope you prayed for forgiveness for hating thy brother and taking the Lord's name in vain right after posting this, or else, oooh you're going to Hell! *points finger*
Anyway, look, guys, this is not a philisophical thread about Christianity and America. It's a gossip thread to talk about how saggy Janet Jackson's tits are.
You're welcome. Now, off with you. Go read about Fergie!
pretty much everyone ages and withers.. what he was worried about was their empty heads, vanity and immorality, to be caught with many regrets and shame as they age.
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nice work doc, now ashlees got a man nose.
By Anonymous, on 1:57 AM
as long as they put some of the money in the bank, they'll be fine. like all "reverends" this dude simply lacks the balls to go out and live a real life, so he tries to make people feel guilty for what they have. loser.
By Anonymous, on 5:08 AM
i admire joe. he's honest. his daughters hit puberty, he got wood, and he changed his lifestyle to accommodate it. he's a role model for all dads (of daughters).
By Anonymous, on 5:13 AM
I dunno, they seem to be a paragon of what American Christianity - Commercialism and idiocy - nothing but fluff and stupidity.
By Anonymous, on 5:21 AM
i think she looks hot. i don't care if a she-penis comes spronging out of those leggings when i pull them down. i like a girl who can do it all.
By Anonymous, on 5:29 AM
Man, her butt chin seriously juts from her freakin face...she sure is a Spartacus looking mo fo...
By Longshanks, on 5:46 AM
The sooner these two and their pimp father disappear forever, the better.
By Anonymous, on 6:40 AM
you're too frank..:D
By my_lost_world, on 7:31 AM
Good Lord. (Don't pardon the pun.) Now THAT is what it means to vilify someone, if it is indeed possible "to lower in estimation or importance" such a family.
By Kitty X, on 8:12 AM
Hmm... While I think Jessica is the dumbest most unattractive thing I've ever come across... I wanna lick Ashley from head to toe and do the nasty dance for twenty four hours, seven days a week.
By Anonymous, on 8:23 AM
Papa Joe is a straight up pimp. And I don't mean that in any sort of "it's cool" way. Being a pimp is never a good thing. But the thing about most pimps is that they whore out strange women they aren't related to. This sonofabitch whored out his daughters. I hope there is an extremely special place in hell for this piece of shit...something along the lines of the hitler and a pineapple every hour on the hour thing I saw in Little Nicky. That would be a good start.
By Anonymous, on 8:53 AM
5:21 AM is right. how can you possibly say they don't represent american standards? wealth seeking, fame seeking, all about packaging, and completely successful in becoming a target of celeb obsession (like here). they're the current american dream. plus these days christianity is completely conservative republican, so their wealth means god favors them. baptists sure are sore losers.
By Anonymous, on 8:56 AM
the Rev is just pissed because he used to diddle the girls during "pastoral counseling" sessions ("open wide for the jesus juice!")
By Anonymous, on 9:06 AM
Dude! Those Ashlee close-ups are awful!
She looks good from a distance but not from close up.
I didn't know that before.
By Anonymous, on 9:20 AM
I'm not sure that Ashlee is really "Less Fuglee" than Jessica. Both 'beauties' have their peaks and valleys fo' sho'.
What's with all the tranny action today. We're going to have to reclassify this site as "fetish" pretty soon.
By CK1, on 10:49 AM
5:08 is pimp daddy Joe..
But reverend is wrong about one part. The Simpson clan is the best example of Americanism: classless, clueless, and mentally disabled.
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
The Simpson clan is the best example of Americanism
d'oh!
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
so they hustle to make a buck. big fuckin deal. making a name out of nothing is awesome. people came here to get away from theocracies and class systems, which suck almost as much as the people who love them.
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
What? This isn't a fetish site?
Shit.
By Vigilante, on 11:40 AM
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
FUCK YEAH!
McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
Girls...don't listen to that toddler-touching jesus freak.
Now, now, don't cry. Ashlee, why don't you go over there are lick your sister's vulva. Yeahhh...that's it. Now Jessica..., why don't you lean forward and stick your huge chin in my asscrack. Just plug it right up with that monster..Ohhh, man... that's good.
Ashlee, once your sister's done eating your sweet, sweet love pudding, go over there and jiggle her enormous clit with that huge nose of yours. Ohhhh, you girls are great. Mmmm... daddy's little girls. Oh yeahhhh....
By Poppa Joe, on 1:34 PM
I wonder how many times Pimp Daddy Joe has hurt the back of his hand when he gives them the pimp slap for when they get out of line?
By Brandy, on 2:18 PM
we all know that jessica and ashlee arent very talented so their father has to pimp em out.i guess papa joe did forget his values but its all about money in this world.i dont put much importance to money but thats probably because i am broke.
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
Ashlee looks absolutely nothing like she did when she had her little lip-sync scandal. Dirty whores.
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
September 20, 2006 11:41 AM
Was this song written by Pete Doherty?
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
Does he not realize that all women will eventually sag?
By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
Jenny why do you waste time posting about these no talented fucks. stop giving these whores attention.
By prettyboy, on 4:21 PM
^ Reebok is a British company.
By j.l. mcsmythe, on 4:44 PM
Anonymous said...
Does he not realize that all women will eventually sag?
September 20, 2006 4:04 PM
probably, but the point is once they 'wither and sag' they'll just be empty old woman with no souls, personalities or brains. they're riding on sexuality and nothing else.
By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM
The song is from Team America: World Police music and lyrics by Trey Parker, et. al.
By CK1, on 5:04 PM
And I cannot wait for that moment to happen either...fortunately I will not be alive when that happens...cause that would be SO gross!
By Anonymous, on 7:16 PM
Anonymous said...
And I cannot wait for that moment to happen either...fortunately I will not be alive when that happens...cause that would be SO gross!
September 20, 2006 7:16 PM
Actually you will be alive. We are not looking at years and years from now. Should happen before they hit 30.
By Anonymous, on 8:28 PM
Thank about all those celebrity parents who drove their kids nuts; actors, singers, sportspeople.....now think of one of those that turned out well, for the kid OR the parent. Ummm....yup I'm still scratching my head too.
I wonder if Papa will help his girls when they're robbing 7/Eleven.
By Smartie, on 10:10 PM
American Haters! What was that bullshit assertion from Anon 8:56? "Only conservative republicans are Christians.." Well, check this out, homey, I am a registered INDEPENDENT, and I am also a Christian. This blog was about a pastor who questioned the motives of another (supposed) religious leader who appears to approve of the sexual objectification of his own daughters. And rather than address the topic, you instead make assertions that the Simpson family is indicative of the AMERICAN FAMILY. Let me assure you Habeeb, Pierre, or whatever the fuck your names your real names are, these people do not represent me or anyone else that I know here in this great country that I am blessed to live in. Why don't you draw parallels when it comes to the hundreds of American firefighters who gave their lives trying to save the victims of 9/11? No. One dopey minister & 2 whorish daughters, and ALL Americans are worthless trash. Yeah? Bite me.
Signed,
the coolest (independent, American) Christian in town
By Anonymous, on 10:30 PM
Amen, brother! Hallelujah the rev has seen the light!
By Anonymous, on 7:20 AM
anon 10:30 PM -
anon 11:41 AM already covered your argument, with infinitely better style. you just sound like a petulant redneck hit up hard with teh ghey.
By Anonymous, on 8:18 AM
i'd hit both poopers, even if i had to suck off papa joe before and after. make that, especially if.
By Anonymous, on 8:43 AM
Sag and wither is what happens to my erect cock when I see pics of these two scarecrows.
By jonesy, on 5:43 PM
Just for the record,and I'm probably the only one that cares, the actual scriptual quote is "For the Love of Money comes forth all kinds of evil". It would be nice to know that your Rev., pastor or priest can quote scripture correctly, before spouting off at the mouth. That's all.
By Anonymous, on 5:46 PM
10:30 I don't care about the 9/11 victims. I played no part in that because I voted for Kerry. Maybe you should call your dear redneck pres and ask for pity huh?
By Anonymous, on 7:14 PM
IF KERRY WAS IN WE WOULD HAVE HAD ANOTHER ATTACK OVER HERE
HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY U DON'T CARE ABOUT 911. SOUNDS LIKE A KERRY SUPPORTER TO ME.
By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
a lot of deaf people voted for bush
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
ashlee is very cute. she's not beautiful or talented, but she's a cute little pixie. it sounds silly when she's hit the same way as her weird plastic sister.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
Gaahh!!! Why is it that the more coverage there is of Nick and Vanessa, there's more pics of Jess being drunk in public? She obeyed Pappa Joe, got rid of Nick 'cause Joe wants to be the only man in her life, and the world is NOT her oyster as Pappa Joe promised it would be if only she got rid of Nick.
Jess should be gettin' rid of Pappa Joe, or she'll never have lasting success with any man.
Sorry, Jess....you can't put husbands on a shelf when you tire of them, and then expect them to be there at your convenience..........unlike what Pappa Joe says, the world does NOT revolve around the fu**in* Simpson family.
Jessica and Papa Simpson are the ones that ruined their image and her marriage to Nick. If Jessica wasn't so far up Papa's ass and listened to all of his advice (about marriage, career, etc.), I think that Nick and Jess would have been fine and stayed together. It doesn't help that your dad is telling you to slut it up for your videos either, so the Simpsons are more to blame than Nick ever will be.
By Anonymous, on 11:35 PM
Anon 2:32 Cute, yeah. Talented, maybe. Living in her big sister shadows, for sure.
She's hit 'cause, if Jessica is an actress living a built "valley girl" dramatic persona to hit fame, Ashlee is a cutie trying to follow closely the steps of Jessica who's trying to be the living embodiement of the "dumb blonde" stereotype.
Put faith outta this: the only thing worth of note is that real talents cannot be built, they take a long long road.
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
o_o.... Uh, wow.
Yeah.... Just.... Wow.
Anon 10:30 PM... Um... Yeah.. Just, wow.
I'm pretty sure that when God said, "Let there be light," he didn't say,
"Now shut up you motherfucking moronic bitches!! I'm greater than any god you stupid humans will create! Suck my ass!!!" following it.
Or.. Maybe that just got lost in translation.
I sure hope you prayed for forgiveness for hating thy brother and taking the Lord's name in vain right after posting this, or else, oooh you're going to Hell! *points finger*
Anyway, look, guys, this is not a philisophical thread about Christianity and America. It's a gossip thread to talk about how saggy Janet Jackson's tits are.
You're welcome. Now, off with you. Go read about Fergie!
By Anonymous, on 11:19 PM
pretty much everyone ages and withers.. what he was worried about was their empty heads, vanity and immorality, to be caught with many regrets and shame as they age.
By d mumsie, on 10:04 PM
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