Hmmm, I don't know. Maybe you got the ball rolling when you turned your marriage into a reality show. Maybe you've kept the ball rolling by endorsing everything this side of cancer treatments.
Nick dogged a bullet on this one. How long will it be before Jessica is pregnant and then it will be told that Ken Paves is the baby daddy.(not her dad Joe as many will speculate). Her father will be seen wiping his brow in a sigh of relief as the DNA results are confirmed.
Todd, I have a better idea. How about you dress up as Jess, have sex with Asslee, then while you're spooning later on you can convince her to kill her own Dad. That at least leaves you an arm's length out of the plot.
This stupid bitch asked for it, as joejoe pointed out. Having the cameras follow and document your life as a newlywed, then endorsing every product under the sun with your tits will do that. I love how celebrities whore themselves out all over the media, and then bitch and cry when said media and regular people follow their every move. Can't handle the attention you craved so badly? Don't get famous.
It wasn't Jessica who wanted to do the Newleywed Show, it was her father! Leave this sweet, beautiful, young girl alone. She can't help it if she's gorgeous. Love ya & hang in there Jessica!!!!!1
It wasn't Jessica who wanted to do the Newleywed Show, it was her father! Leave this sweet, beautiful, young girl alone. She can't help it if she's gorgeous. Love ya & hang in there Jessica!!!!!1
I think that Jessica's actually a spoiled beyatch and nobody knew about it until lately...always the more "talented cuter one" and Ashlee always seemd genuinly happy for Jessica's success and now the tides have turned and the green toad is showing her true colors...sucks to be jealous of your own little sister who's getting all the attention now... Ah who cares? They both suck anyway...
She should have gotten her nosejob with her sister, she would definitely be in a better place. She has the money to fix her nose, what is she waiting for? I believe that is the source of her depression.
Poor Jessica. It must suck being generationally wealthy at 26. Those damn selfish migrant workers don't know how good they have it, Jessica is the victim here.
11:15, shut the hell up, you stupid Jessica Simpson apologist. She wasn't forced to do the show. It's not like it was done at gunpoint. She knew what she was getting into. She's an adult. Admittedly, she doesn't act like one, but legally, she's an adult capable of making her own decisions.
Does anyone honestly believe her father would tell the press if she really were depressed. The Mirror and every other British tabloid is known for making up stories.
Who cares. Fuck her, and keep feeding her Lexapro. That's all Papa Joe needs to do. Maybe she'll fall asleep forever, like Anna Nicole's kid. Then Papa Joe can fuck her lifeless ass once more, and wait for the estate check. The guy has it made.
I'd laugh so hard if she went all Courtney Love and had a mental break down which of course will lead to rehab and half a dozen more plastic surgeries. Hate her.
The faster the Simpson clan fade away the better. She and her sister are nothing more than an overexposed and overpaid reality show dummies! If it was not for Daddy Joe shoving his daughters down everyones throat every chance he gets they would have faded out of the lime light long time ago.
money isn't EVERYTHING. seriously just because she has a bazillion dollars probably means she has more problems vs less. different problems, but still problems. even if it meant i was wealthy as fuck i still wouldn't want every tiny little section of my life disected and critisized and pulled apat in front of the ENTIRE world. whether the good outweighs the bad or not, the bad is still there and it's still real. and when you have a bad day do you want pictures of it on the front page of US weekly? didn't think so
Just jealous 'cause her sister was getting all the attention, for once, so she had to do something to bring the attention back to her. I bet Asslee fucking hates her for it. Selfish inconsiderate bitch.
I totally agree with anonymous (Posted on sept 28), she is totally jealous of her sisters talent and she couldn't handle the attention Ashlee is getting...Jessica is seriously screwed up, yup Nick is lucky he's away from that crazy bitch.
you people are so judgemental, she is a person just like everyone else. Just because she can sing and chose entertainment for a career doesn't make her any more thicked skinned than the next person and I imagine the pressures of being under the spot light with everything she does doesn't help. and don't give me that "ahh poor spoiled rich girl" shit because if someone offered you millions of dollars but said that you would be under constant scrutney by the press and public, any one of you would take it but after a while it would wear on you until someday it came to the point where you might start to wonder if its worth it. don't judge until you've walk a mile in their shoes!!!!!!!!
Maybe if she laid off the blow(shes totally high with her dilated pupils) and stop getting plastic surgery she might not act like such a bitch at her sisters only claim to fame, jeleous coke whore
Yes, we are judgemental. It goes with the name of the site. You know, the letters all crammed together at the top of the page?
And I don't believe Jess here is any more thick skinned than the next person. She's just made some bad choices. Those choices have led to her current overexposure and constant scrutiny. There are celebrities who haven't lent (or force fed) their image to the cameras on a daily basis and can handle the scrutiny quite well. Rachel McAdams, for example. Jess has lived too long in the spotlight. It's time to fade out and prioritize.
And sure, I'd walk TEN miles in her shoes. But not on the path she's chosen.
My only comment is to remember that this woman couldn't even swallow her own BS for one night to support her younger sister. Her younger, untalented sister who just debuted on a London Stage. Jess couldn't be supportive or stand-up, she didn't smile and act (like an actress!) like she was happy for Ashlee, she moped and moaned and took all the attention for herself.
to all of the "leave her alone!" people, I say "go scratch."
SHE wanted the fame. SHE craved the spotlight. Anon 10:30 put it perfectly. If you don't want people following your every move, DON'T TRY TO BECOME FAMOUS. You can't court the press when you want to and shun them when you don't. It's all or nothing.
and YES, she is definitely coked up. besides the dialated pupils, some of you commented on her strange mouth movements. ANOTHER side-effect of lots of coke us is the user will grind their teeth or run their tongue over their teeth constantly. In two of those pics, she got some strange jaw/mouth/tongue movement going on.
>>>"Meanwhile, at a recent shoot for a Direct TV commercial, Simpson kept everyone waiting for over an hour - due to a stomach bug, spies say. Her mane-man, hairdresser and constant companion Ken Paves, was overheard telling people, "Well, what do you want her to do? [Bleep] her pants?" "
Whaddya bet she's abusing laxatives to get her weight down? I mean, she's not fat, she's just heavier than she used to be. And heavier than her sister.
Gaahh!!! Why is it that the more coverage there is of Nick and Vanessa, there's more pics of Jess being drunk in public? She obeyed Pappa Joe, got rid of Nick 'cause Joe wants to be the only man in her life, and the world is NOT her oyster as Pappa Joe promised it would be if only she got rid of Nick. Jess should be gettin' rid of Pappa Joe, or she'll never have lasting success with any man. Sorry, Jess....you can't put husbands on a shelf when you tire of them, and then expect them to be there at your convenience..........unlike what Pappa Joe says, the world does NOT revolve around the fu**in* Simpson family. Jessica and Papa Simpson are the ones that ruined her image and her marriage to Nick. If Jessica wasn't so far up Papa's ass and listened to all of his advice (about marriage, career, etc.), I think that Nick and Jess would have been fine and stayed together. It doesn't help that your dad is telling you to slut it up for your videos either, so the Simpsons are more to blame than Nick ever will be.
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Why won't people just leave you alone, Jessica?
Hmmm, I don't know.
Maybe you got the ball rolling when you turned your marriage into a reality show.
Maybe you've kept the ball rolling by endorsing everything this side of cancer treatments.
Ponder that for a second, celebrity shithead.
By joejoe, on 10:10 AM
Jess and T.O. should just get together and off each other. Maybe they could just pile all their money up and jump off it holding hands.
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
Dilated pupils in bright flashbulbs sans apparent post optomatrist pain squint equals blowcaine. Equals moody psycho hose beast.
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
So, she shit her pants. I'd gladly launder them with my tongue.
You all would too, stop lying.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
Nick dogged a bullet on this one. How long will it be before Jessica is pregnant and then it will be told that Ken Paves is the baby daddy.(not her dad Joe as many will speculate). Her father will be seen wiping his brow in a sigh of relief as the DNA results are confirmed.
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
Todd, I have a better idea. How about you dress up as Jess, have sex with Asslee, then while you're spooning later on you can convince her to kill her own Dad. That at least leaves you an arm's length out of the plot.
By Vigilante, on 10:30 AM
This stupid bitch asked for it, as joejoe pointed out. Having the cameras follow and document your life as a newlywed, then endorsing every product under the sun with your tits will do that. I love how celebrities whore themselves out all over the media, and then bitch and cry when said media and regular people follow their every move. Can't handle the attention you craved so badly? Don't get famous.
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
in that last pic, somebody in the front seat was clearly dangling a fishing lure
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
It wasn't Jessica who wanted to do the Newleywed Show, it was her father! Leave this sweet, beautiful, young girl alone. She can't help it if she's gorgeous. Love ya & hang in there Jessica!!!!!1
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
It wasn't Jessica who wanted to do the Newleywed Show, it was her father! Leave this sweet, beautiful, young girl alone. She can't help it if she's gorgeous. Love ya & hang in there Jessica!!!!!1
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
I think that Jessica's actually a spoiled beyatch and nobody knew about it until lately...always the more "talented cuter one" and Ashlee always seemd genuinly happy for Jessica's success and now the tides have turned and the green toad is showing her true colors...sucks to be jealous of your own little sister who's getting all the attention now...
Ah who cares? They both suck anyway...
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
I think she's depressed because her eye job came out so bad she looks like Joan Rivers.
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
She should have gotten her nosejob with her sister, she would definitely be in a better place. She has the money to fix her nose, what is she waiting for? I believe that is the source of her depression.
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
Maybe she'll commit suicide. You know, by covering herself in BBQ sauce and going to Kelly Clarkson's house.
Although, I'm not sure she's clever enough to pull it off.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
Poor Jessica. It must suck being generationally wealthy at 26. Those damn selfish migrant workers don't know how good they have it, Jessica is the victim here.
lol! right on. she is INCREDIBLY fugly though.
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
she;s just lashing out 'cause she doesn't want to work in joe's "massage parlor"
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
11:15, shut the hell up, you stupid Jessica Simpson apologist. She wasn't forced to do the show. It's not like it was done at gunpoint. She knew what she was getting into. She's an adult. Admittedly, she doesn't act like one, but legally, she's an adult capable of making her own decisions.
By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
anon 1:23-
I'd argue diminished capacity after seeing the 'Is it chicken or is it fish?' episode.
By sam991, on 1:36 PM
Does anyone honestly believe her father would tell the press if she really were depressed. The Mirror and every other British tabloid is known for making up stories.
By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM
Who cares. Fuck her, and keep feeding her Lexapro. That's all Papa Joe needs to do. Maybe she'll fall asleep forever, like Anna Nicole's kid. Then Papa Joe can fuck her lifeless ass once more, and wait for the estate check. The guy has it made.
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
12:34, I totally agree. I don't think she could pull it off either.
She'd slap on some barbecue sauce and end up at the wrong Kelly's house...R. Kelly's house.
"R. Kelly don't lick white meat, ya dumb cracker! Git the Hell off R. Kelly's porch before R. Kelly puts a cap in yer sorry ass!"
By Vigilante, on 2:02 PM
Why do Jessica's eyes always look so wide open these days? Seriously, whatever she's had done is not working well for her.
By Henna, on 2:18 PM
she always has the look of a startled catfish going on these days.
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
I'd laugh so hard if she went all Courtney Love and had a mental break down which of course will lead to rehab and half a dozen more plastic surgeries. Hate her.
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
The faster the Simpson clan fade away the better. She and her sister are nothing more than an overexposed and overpaid reality show dummies! If it was not for Daddy Joe shoving his daughters down everyones throat every chance he gets they would have faded out of the lime light long time ago.
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
yes they are overexposed but hey shes entitled to bad days too.
By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM
money isn't EVERYTHING. seriously just because she has a bazillion dollars probably means she has more problems vs less. different problems, but still problems. even if it meant i was wealthy as fuck i still wouldn't want every tiny little section of my life disected and critisized and pulled apat in front of the ENTIRE world. whether the good outweighs the bad or not, the bad is still there and it's still real. and when you have a bad day do you want pictures of it on the front page of US weekly? didn't think so
By Anonymous, on 4:08 PM
i thought she was going to quit with the fish lips. looks like she definitely got a refill.
By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM
4:08 is more ridiculous than jessica simpson, and that's pretty damn ridiculous.
By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
Just jealous 'cause her sister was getting all the attention, for once, so she had to do something to bring the attention back to her. I bet Asslee fucking hates her for it. Selfish inconsiderate bitch.
By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM
I swear her mouth is all weird, looks like it's full of herpes or something. Yuck...!
By Anonymous, on 6:15 PM
I totally agree with anonymous (Posted on sept 28), she is totally jealous of her sisters talent and she couldn't handle the attention Ashlee is getting...Jessica is seriously screwed up, yup Nick is lucky he's away from that crazy bitch.
By Anonymous, on 7:56 PM
you people are so judgemental, she is a person just like everyone else. Just because she can sing and chose entertainment for a career doesn't make her any more thicked skinned than the next person and I imagine the pressures of being under the spot light with everything she does doesn't help. and don't give me that "ahh poor spoiled rich girl" shit because if someone offered you millions of dollars but said that you would be under constant scrutney by the press and public, any one of you would take it but after a while it would wear on you until someday it came to the point where you might start to wonder if its worth it. don't judge until you've walk a mile in their shoes!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
Maybe if she laid off the blow(shes totally high with her dilated pupils) and stop getting plastic surgery she might not act like such a bitch at her sisters only claim to fame, jeleous coke whore
By Anonymous, on 11:28 PM
September 28, 2006 8:54 PM - Oh, shut up.
By Anonymous, on 5:40 AM
Dear 8:54,
Yes, we are judgemental. It goes with the name of the site. You know, the letters all crammed together at the top of the page?
And I don't believe Jess here is any more thick skinned than the next person. She's just made some bad choices. Those choices have led to her current overexposure and constant scrutiny. There are celebrities who haven't lent (or force fed) their image to the cameras on a daily basis and can handle the scrutiny quite well. Rachel McAdams, for example. Jess has lived too long in the spotlight. It's time to fade out and prioritize.
And sure, I'd walk TEN miles in her shoes. But not on the path she's chosen.
By Vigilante, on 6:12 AM
My only comment is to remember that this woman couldn't even swallow her own BS for one night to support her younger sister. Her younger, untalented sister who just debuted on a London Stage. Jess couldn't be supportive or stand-up, she didn't smile and act (like an actress!) like she was happy for Ashlee, she moped and moaned and took all the attention for herself.
Selfish bitch, no doubt.
By Anonymous, on 7:57 AM
to all of the "leave her alone!" people, I say "go scratch."
SHE wanted the fame. SHE craved the spotlight. Anon 10:30 put it perfectly. If you don't want people following your every move, DON'T TRY TO BECOME FAMOUS. You can't court the press when you want to and shun them when you don't. It's all or nothing.
and YES, she is definitely coked up. besides the dialated pupils, some of you commented on her strange mouth movements. ANOTHER side-effect of lots of coke us is the user will grind their teeth or run their tongue over their teeth constantly. In two of those pics, she got some strange jaw/mouth/tongue movement going on.
By Anonymous, on 7:58 AM
Hey Nick, be glad you got out when you did. She's going down hill fast.
By Genevieve, on 8:37 AM
>>>"Meanwhile, at a recent shoot for a Direct TV commercial, Simpson kept everyone waiting for over an hour - due to a stomach bug, spies say. Her mane-man, hairdresser and constant companion Ken Paves, was overheard telling people, "Well, what do you want her to do? [Bleep] her pants?" "
Whaddya bet she's abusing laxatives to get her weight down? I mean, she's not fat, she's just heavier than she used to be. And heavier than her sister.
;
Ruby
By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
maybe she'll give us a backside fergie-moment while singing on stage
By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM
"Jessica performed on a stool for the second half of the show"
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
Gaahh!!! Why is it that the more coverage there is of Nick and Vanessa, there's more pics of Jess being drunk in public? She obeyed Pappa Joe, got rid of Nick 'cause Joe wants to be the only man in her life, and the world is NOT her oyster as Pappa Joe promised it would be if only she got rid of Nick.
Jess should be gettin' rid of Pappa Joe, or she'll never have lasting success with any man.
Sorry, Jess....you can't put husbands on a shelf when you tire of them, and then expect them to be there at your convenience..........unlike what Pappa Joe says, the world does NOT revolve around the fu**in* Simpson family.
Jessica and Papa Simpson are the ones that ruined her image and her marriage to Nick. If Jessica wasn't so far up Papa's ass and listened to all of his advice (about marriage, career, etc.), I think that Nick and Jess would have been fine and stayed together. It doesn't help that your dad is telling you to slut it up for your videos either, so the Simpsons are more to blame than Nick ever will be.
By Anonymous, on 10:32 PM
Am I the ONLY one who thinks this chick looks totally coked out of her mind?
By Anonymous, on 10:42 PM
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