I really don't care about her tits. Her face is so goddamn ugly, it's hard to look away from it. I couldn't even hit it from behind because I'd be scared she'd turn around and look at me and scare me limp.
i think the black-insane-psycho look is as good as it gets for her. this is the least-vacant she's looked recently. but i love the look on the guy's face on the far right in the last pic - he's obviously just given up.
C'mon people, give her a break! She's just dressing like that because she's tired of people always looking at her tits. And by people, of course I mean her dad.
Jessica was born JAKE Simpson and his father had him surgically altered into the nightmare you see here because his son didn't have a jump shot that could be exploited for millions.
As to all that foundation, thats to cover up Jessica's (Jake's) five o'clock shadow.
So much for superstardom if she got a divorce -- she's looked and acted like a wreck ever since then. But can someone explain how she went from orange to ivory in just a few days? Did she shower off the mystic tan?
i think she looks like a 'bot with some wires crossed in that top picture lol but i just dont understand why the hell she looks soo bad i mean she never looked like this when she was married? was it cuz she had to try harder to get mens attention bc of her marriage or she needs nick to make her look good...all im wondering is what the f**k happened here?
i'm ashamed to say it, but actually a stroke job from a tranny-looking girl with manhands is AWESOME! those big strong hands always know what to do, so much better than the weak confused semi-spastic attempts of girlie hands. i'm sure jessica would be outstanding.
8:21, there should be a petition that this confused twit gets a nosejob, in VeryVera's website, she used computer technology to alter Asslee's nose before she had her nosejob, I was wondering can Todd do that just to see what the hell Jess would look like? I think she owes it to the people to get that bump hacked off!!!!
The artist can only do so much - don't blame him for the faulty canvas he must work with...remember the age old saying, true beauty is within, ugly is forever. dms, I wouldn't kick her out of bed either...I would just make sure she stayed on her side!
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Naw, that's her Wiccan Regalia and they were just on their way to the coven meeting. That's all.
By Vigilante, on 10:44 AM
she sux
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
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I really don't care about her tits. Her face is so goddamn ugly, it's hard to look away from it. I couldn't even hit it from behind because I'd be scared she'd turn around and look at me and scare me limp.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
Photo 4 is a classic.
She's giving that "I'm all that and a bag of chips" face.
When, in actuality, she's none of that with a pair of tits.
I'll bet $5 Canadian that the cloak is part of her new Hallowe'en clothing line.
I can't wait to see what she'll be offering in her Ramadan food products line. ;)
By joejoe, on 11:00 AM
Somebody lifted up the veil of the Dark Side again. Put it back! Put it back!!!
By jeditemple, on 11:09 AM
Oh my god. She looks so old.
By kkcp, on 11:11 AM
I hear it's Pork, joejoe. With a side of sacred cow.
By Vigilante, on 11:12 AM
Oh my god. She looks so . . . old.
By Kitty X, on 11:12 AM
she's still hot.. i wouldn't kick her out of bed.
By dms, on 11:12 AM
i think the black-insane-psycho look is as good as it gets for her. this is the least-vacant she's looked recently. but i love the look on the guy's face on the far right in the last pic - he's obviously just given up.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
Todd, that main pic needs to become the default pic for Tranny Simpson...you know, like the default one for Britney?
This thing looks like Darth Vader without the mask
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
Ken Paves is just her hair stylist, he has nothing to do with selecting her clothing. Jessica Paster is her (fashion) stylist
i'm not saying she doesn't look like hell, she does! just thought you might like to know who to blame
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
Ken Paves is just her hair stylist, he has nothing to do with selecting her clothing. Jessica Paster is her (fashion) stylist
i'm not saying she doesn't look like hell, she does! just thought you might like to know who to blame
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
Thanks Ashlee. We'll keep that in mind.
By Vigilante, on 11:41 AM
Jessica is gorgeous, no matter what she's wearing. She's HOT!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
Jessica is gorgeous, no matter what she's wearing. She's HOT!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
You can tell she thinks she is hot snot on a gold platter....when she is just a cold booger on a paper plate.
By Bitch, on 11:51 AM
jessica is a gorgeous girl & I love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
Yeah, Vigilante, I'm expecting pork as well.
'Jessica Simpson Ramadan Lunchables Pork Portables' quickly followed up with 'Ashlee Simpson Hanukkah Crab Salad'......
Poppa Joe will leave NO market untapped in his quest for world domination. Let everyone be warned.
By joejoe, on 11:55 AM
she looks uglier but slightly less stupid. it seems to go both ways. that's her basic dilemma.
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
she looks like a jewish widow in mourning
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
She's hideous.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
i bet not many people are fond of nasal mucus regardless of how it's served
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
Maybe she's auditioning for the role of joker in that first picture.
By CK1, on 12:16 PM
12:08 You may not like it, but if you have ever ate from a fast food joint you may have been served some in a paper sack.
LMFAO
sorry that was uncalled for
By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
ken paves is gay? don't believe it. just because a guy always looks like he just had a penis broken off in his ass doesn't make him gay.
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
Bitch can't handle being single. She's let herself go already.
By Joy, on 12:25 PM
Why is it said repeatedly that Ken Paves is her stylist? He is her hairstylist. Her stylist for wardrobe is Jessica Paster.
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
C'mon people, give her a break! She's just dressing like that because she's tired of people always looking at her tits. And by people, of course I mean her dad.
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
Her hair looks like shit all the time, too. I wouldn't let MY BFF go out looking like Jessica does all the time.
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
WTF is up with her lazy left eye?
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
Woah!! wonky eye.
By i ate a smurf, on 1:49 PM
she has an intelligence i find intoxicating
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
gee look at how much foundation makeup is on her ugly face. scary.
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
As if y'all didn't already know:
Jessica was born JAKE Simpson and his father had him surgically altered into the nightmare you see here because his son didn't have a jump shot that could be exploited for millions.
As to all that foundation, thats to cover up Jessica's (Jake's) five o'clock shadow.
Nuff said.
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
she looks pensive in that one picture. what's bothering you, jess? i hope she's ok.
By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
I think she looks cute.. her hair is a little strange, but I love her LV wrap. Lucky dog..
By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM
Pic 4. There's a touch of Anne Bancroft to her.
By ben braddock, on 4:49 PM
maybe Anne Bancroft post-stroke
By Anonymous, on 7:04 PM
Look at that top pic -- wonky eye big time.
So much for superstardom if she got a divorce -- she's looked and acted like a wreck ever since then. But can someone explain how she went from orange to ivory in just a few days? Did she shower off the mystic tan?
By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM
OMG. It's Steven Segal - the tranny years!
By Piquebu, on 8:39 PM
haha she's competing with paris hilton there with the lazy eye. She needs to tell me how to look in two directions at once like that.
By Anonymous, on 8:42 PM
She's looking more manly with every passing day.
By Anonymous, on 9:27 PM
I'm still here. That Gorgon turned me to stone when I looked at her and I can't move or type any mo-
By jeditemple, on 9:31 PM
I like her boobs
By Anonymous, on 10:11 PM
her ugly ass was never that hot to begin with...
By Anonymous, on 11:08 PM
Uhhh...is that David Beckham in Pic 5?
By Anonymous, on 3:43 AM
We get it. She has strong facial features. Still hot as hell.
By Mega Munch, on 5:02 AM
IT'S A MAN, BABY!
Hate her. She's horrible.
By Anonymous, on 7:44 AM
i would submit to her manly charm
By Anonymous, on 9:24 AM
i think she looks like a 'bot with some wires crossed in that top picture lol but i just dont understand why the hell she looks soo bad i mean she never looked like this when she was married? was it cuz she had to try harder to get mens attention bc of her marriage or she needs nick to make her look good...all im wondering is what the f**k happened here?
By whaatswrongwithcocaineee?, on 9:38 AM
it's no mystery: regular semen swallowing makes a girl look great, with a very healthy glow. resist at your own peril.
By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM
Dear Jessica Simpson, please go die in a fire immediately. Thank you.
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
Am I supposed to give a crap who her stylist is? Didn't this site used to show some goddamn boobs?!?
By Anonymous, on 5:17 PM
Looks like she's thinking so hard she made her mind implode...hence the vacant self-sabsorbed stare...
By Anonymous, on 7:19 PM
She needs to take a page from Sister's book and get the nose done too. Hands are freakishly mannish..BobbleHeads, I wish they would go away.
By Anonymous, on 8:21 AM
i'm ashamed to say it, but actually a stroke job from a tranny-looking girl with manhands is AWESOME! those big strong hands always know what to do, so much better than the weak confused semi-spastic attempts of girlie hands. i'm sure jessica would be outstanding.
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
8:21, there should be a petition that this confused twit gets a nosejob, in VeryVera's website, she used computer technology to alter Asslee's nose before she had her nosejob, I was wondering can Todd do that just to see what the hell Jess would look like? I think she owes it to the people to get that bump hacked off!!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:06 PM
those big strong hands always know what to do, so much better than the weak confused semi-spastic attempts of girlie hands.
i've got to admit... my best handjob ever was from a girl with man hands. it was total bliss! i didn't even know handjobs *could* be that good!
By Anonymous, on 9:45 PM
The artist can only do so much - don't blame him for the faulty canvas he must work with...remember the age old saying, true beauty is within, ugly is forever.
dms, I wouldn't kick her out of bed either...I would just make sure she stayed on her side!
By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM
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