she has got that georgebushian deer trapped in the headlight look down pat.. chestica has done a little too much of that plasticity.. she's entering the michael jackson zone.. yikes!
What is that stupid pouty thing she is doing with her mouth these days? Did it suddenly become really hot to have your front teeth poking out ever so slightly from your gaping mouth?
How does she suck dick with those big ass buck teeth she has without injuring the dude? No wonder she's getting all that collagen in her lips. It's hard to hide those rabbit teeth.
Basically I was like, Jessica's a man. She looks like a really hot trannie. Her dad's a perv...especially following those pictures of Jessica's chest in the air in the last pose. I could imagine him standing next to her and staring at her chest. EW. Is all I can say...
That dress is extremely unflattering. It makes he look like a Bulgarian wrestler. It makes her shoulders and upper body look huge, and it emphasizes her hips. Bad choice. Ok, and can we just STOP with the peep-toe shoes already? They look so retarded. No one wants to see your squished up, mangled snausages peeking through a hole in the toe of your shoes. It looks tacky.
A few years ago I watched an Oprah show about teen girls who were basically killing themselves to look like their fav. celeb. this one girl (who was totally cute) said that she wanted to look like her idol Jessical Simpson because "she was the most beautiful woman on the planet". Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks like she has a bit of drool coming out of her mouth in the second pic.
I agree, the dress is horrible, but the shoes are kind of cute. When will celebrities figure out that wearing a size too small does not make you look thinner?
Man, you guys have really caught the ghey. How can any straight guys say this woman isn't repeatedly hitable. You're all so busy trying to run her down to look kewl, you've forgotten what good pussy looks like. Get a life...
It doesn't matter how many times you fat and/or ugly girls chant and whine "Chestica is a man","Jessica is a tranny", "You have to be gay to think Chestica is attractive"- you *will* stay fat and/or ugly, straight men *will* ignore you and Jessica Simpson *will* stay amazingly hot.
Though, I grant you, those over-inflated collagen lips were a bad, bad idea.
Her skin tone is oragne and her dress is ugly. I couldn't help but laugh at her when she couldn't correctly read what she was supposed to say off the teleprompter and that the fact she just brushed it off with a ditzy laugh. She's way overrated and so is her sister...
I am tickled in an insignifant fashion to see the floodgates of JS = Ug have finally opened in recent months. Nevermind the slathered-on makeup and orange skin and overall tranny aspect--I have always said that JS resembles Leona Helmsley when she smiles...
(I'm sure too many on this board are way too freaking young even to know who LH is).
pic 9, whispered through those clenched teeth, "dad...everybody can see you trying to reach down...and i told you already, no more backdoor fingerbanging during pictures"
somebody nailed this in a previous post - she's turning into Wanda, the Jamie Foxx character on In Living Color. right now, John Mayer is trying to include "I'm ret'go" and "I'll rock your world" in his lyrics.
She's looking more and more like some 40something French actress from the 1960s. Just the kind I would have plucked out of school while young, sucked dry and thrown away. But that's just me.
It seems like the people who visit this site cop the attitude of jenny or Todd. So, they write how Jessica Simpson looks like a man and most people agree with them. She doesn't look like a man or tranny to me. Jessica isn't the most gorgeous pop star ever, but she's not a tranny.
Okay, Jessica looks nice, and she gained a bit of weight, yet she lost some poundage, yet her hair, makeup and shoes are nice, but I don't get it, Jessica is pretty, she is what 5'2,furthermore she doesn't look like a man!One thing is certain, petite women should always monitor their weight, I lost 40 lbs, and I used to wear a size 14 in pants, and I am 5'4. She needs to eat less, and drink more fluids like me. Ava.
I think the straight, lank hairstyle makes her features look harsher. She has STRONG facial features, nothing soft and feminine about them -so she should have stuck with a layered, wavy, more feminine cut that would have softened her features.
She needs to dump her bbf/stylist and hire someone who knows what they are doing. And like many have noted, the dress choice was all wrong too.
I agree, the styling (clothes, accessories), haircut, diet and workout regime can make a dramatic difference ini how celebs look. She's pretty, but w/strong features. A softer hairstyle would be an improvement. She looks good/better when she's not with tons of makeup anyway.
the truth is, all straight guys drunk in a bar at closing time would pick up jessica and bang her.
morning light would be a very rough time. hearing her on the cell phone with her dad describing in detail the events of the past few hours (and overhearing him say "and then what were you wearing?") would be the least of your worries. hopefully you used a fake name.
what's with the beaver teeth and Jess these days. She looks horrible in closeups. Those who say she's hot are either a)legally blind or b) have never seen a hot woman in their life
If you want to see the real person, dump the dad, go natural with the hair and skin colour and dress like a woman not a guy in drag. Then she'd be very boring indeed!!!
7:18, Well said!! These Simpson girls are enough to make me shake my head in wonder. They both are truly revolting on every level!
Fake this, fake that. It's enough to make one sick. I wish it were enough to make them stop. I need my poor eyes given medical care after viewing these atrocious images.
Does anyone else find it to be in unspeakably bad taste for"dear old dad," to appear at a media event in ratty jeans, wrinkled shirt w/ tail out and white sneakers with laces untied??? WTF? I mean really, now!!
I am better attired on my way to retrieve the mail. Disgraceful.
she should stay away from lipliner and plastic surgeons. shes 25 she didnt need an eye lift... her boobs will be on her forehead by the time shes 30. shes still damn pretty though...
A flatter manlier ass would be Paris of course, with the manliness squinching it all up in a funky looking ape bum. But Jess used to be pretty back in the day...when she first met Nick.
I know!!! All that chicken of the sea turned her into a fish herself. Her mouth region is slowly evolving outwards, to resemble a puffer fish...or possibly a bottle nosed dolphin. Maybe there was a bit of dolphin in that tuna meat. All that chemical waste in the ocean, or murcury in the fish has her transforming and morphing or "Melding" if you will, into a new "Species" the world has never seen.
Too bad Dr. Biber is dead, he could have given her a real pretty vaginaplasty.
I think that Jessica is a naturally pretty young woman, but she is seriously fucking up her looks with all this surgery. She was SO fresh faced and pretty back in 2003. WTF happened?
Also, her dead eyes scare me. Beyonce is like that too. The pose, smile and styling are there, but the EYES. ARE. DEAD. Absolutely nothing behind them.
Ok heres the deal I am totally not for telling people they look fat espicially celebs becouse then they go looking like Nicole Richie and the olsen twin (always get them mixed up I konw one is fat and the other has a eating prob. lol)
Anyways then if Jessica gets too skinny thats what all the teenage girls will be aspiring for.
Also Jessica cut her hair wayy short than what we are used to seeing her hair it used to be passed shoulder length, plus she has a messed up kind of shape [no but + no hips= white girl] no offense. But she has great breast and legs too so she should have worn something to set that off.
Also I am so mad at her for leaving Nicky boy thats my man so payback is what shes getting....also dont you think she has been looking her worse since the divorce????
I think the dress she's wearing is not flattering for her figure. She is a short person and she needs to be careful with the length of her dresses. This type of dress causes her to look stubby. Just because her face is angular doesn't means she looks like a man. She's has great eyes...let's be honest...she could lose the lips and get a college education since her career is on the rocks.
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she has got that georgebushian deer trapped in the headlight look down pat.. chestica has done a little too much of that plasticity.. she's entering the michael jackson zone.. yikes!
By dupababy, on 11:04 AM
she looks like a pre-op tranny whos dying ot get his testicles chopped off.
By prettyboy, on 11:08 AM
he does have some sweet titties, though.
does that make me gay?
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
Whatever. I think she looks a hell of a lot better than some other people, like her sister.
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
Her next movie: "Boys Don't Cry, II."
By Piquebu, on 11:12 AM
What is that stupid pouty thing she is doing with her mouth these days? Did it suddenly become really hot to have your front teeth poking out ever so slightly from your gaping mouth?
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
FUG!! Must go look at X-Tina pictures again to help my eyes heal.
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
How does she suck dick with those big ass buck teeth she has without injuring the dude? No wonder she's getting all that collagen in her lips. It's hard to hide those rabbit teeth.
By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM
She's so orange.
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
Stop messing with your lips!!!!
By lulubelle, on 11:40 AM
I agree with 11:19. Does she even know HOW to fully close her mouth?
And yeah, she looks horrible. Almost not human.
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
You guys have to be kidding me...She is still hot..I'll bet you think Papa Joe is better looking.
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
Basically I was like, Jessica's a man. She looks like a really hot trannie. Her dad's a perv...especially following those pictures of Jessica's chest in the air in the last pose. I could imagine him standing next to her and staring at her chest. EW. Is all I can say...
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
Gay men, ugly people and virgins are the only people who think Trannica is hot.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
That dress is extremely unflattering. It makes he look like a Bulgarian wrestler. It makes her shoulders and upper body look huge, and it emphasizes her hips. Bad choice. Ok, and can we just STOP with the peep-toe shoes already? They look so retarded. No one wants to see your squished up, mangled snausages peeking through a hole in the toe of your shoes. It looks tacky.
By Karen, on 12:04 PM
Maybe it's planning to star in a remake of Rocky Horror.
By Drogulus, on 12:07 PM
where the hell is papa joe's other hand?
By Rachael, on 12:14 PM
Say what you will, I think she looks better in these pics than she has in a long time.
It'd take two men and a mule to get me off of her.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
Fuck, she's such a man. So hideous. Papa Joe with tits. Yuck.
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
She's ruined her lips.. when she sings they get all wrinkly.. ew
By d mumsie, on 12:24 PM
The secret to sucking in your stomach is to not make the "I'm sucking in my stomach" face.
She has yet to master that.
BTW, I would HATE hanging out at "cool" events with my father. Who the hell wants to hang with their dad at parties when they're 26.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
Perv Joe has wonky eye.
By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
11:22 - chicks with overbites and buck teeth give the best head. Try it, trust me.
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
Oh my God is he ugly.
A few years ago I watched an Oprah show about teen girls who were basically killing themselves to look like their fav. celeb. this one girl (who was totally cute) said that she wanted to look like her idol Jessical Simpson because "she was the most beautiful woman on the planet". Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know prettier men.
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
She looks like she has a bit of drool coming out of her mouth in the second pic.
I agree, the dress is horrible, but the shoes are kind of cute. When will celebrities figure out that wearing a size too small does not make you look thinner?
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
Man, you guys have really caught the ghey. How can any straight guys say this woman isn't repeatedly hitable. You're all so busy trying to run her down to look kewl, you've forgotten what good pussy looks like. Get a life...
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
I never really saw it before, but pics one and two really creep me out and now I understand all the tranny jokes.
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
It doesn't matter how many times you fat and/or ugly girls chant and whine "Chestica is a man","Jessica is a tranny", "You have to be gay to think Chestica is attractive"- you *will* stay fat and/or ugly, straight men *will* ignore you and Jessica Simpson *will* stay amazingly hot.
Though, I grant you, those over-inflated collagen lips were a bad, bad idea.
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
Ugly?
Really?
She's friggin' HOT!
By Damian, on 12:58 PM
Her skin tone is oragne and her dress is ugly. I couldn't help but laugh at her when she couldn't correctly read what she was supposed to say off the teleprompter and that the fact she just brushed it off with a ditzy laugh. She's way overrated and so is her sister...
By Jason, on 1:01 PM
For years, I have been telling people that she looks kinda like a guy with big breasts. Thank you. Finally someone else agrees. Thank you.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
I heart Karen! Thanks for the laughs!
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
Facially, yeah, she's turning into a drag queen. The hair does seem to work on her though, if i block her face out with my palm.
By sam991, on 1:20 PM
"What is that stupid pouty thing she is doing with her mouth these days?"
Oh, that's just the imprint her dad's hog has been leaving.
By J-Bird, on 1:21 PM
I am tickled in an insignifant fashion to see the floodgates of JS = Ug have finally opened in recent months. Nevermind the slathered-on makeup and orange skin and overall tranny aspect--I have always said that JS resembles Leona Helmsley when she smiles...
(I'm sure too many on this board are way too freaking young even to know who LH is).
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
I'm coming around on her. I used to agree with the popular sentiment, but now...
By CK1, on 1:26 PM
12:51 = gay virgin.
That is all.
By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
12:42 = ugly virgin.
That is all, for real this time.
By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
chestica, do me a favor and don't go out in public ever again
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
she's looking more and more ready to become the wife of a scientologist actor
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
pic 9, whispered through those clenched teeth, "dad...everybody can see you trying to reach down...and i told you already, no more backdoor fingerbanging during pictures"
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
somebody nailed this in a previous post - she's turning into Wanda, the Jamie Foxx character on In Living Color. right now, John Mayer is trying to include "I'm ret'go" and "I'll rock your world" in his lyrics.
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
She's looking more and more like some 40something French actress from the 1960s. Just the kind I would have plucked out of school while young, sucked dry and thrown away. But that's just me.
By roman polanski, on 2:42 PM
She does look bad. who's her stylist? she should fire him. your fired!
By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
I can't believe I'm saying this..but Papa Joe looks better than tranny Mansica.
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
She has more curves in the front of her behind..what a flatass, told you she was a man!!
By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM
I wonder how much ass fat she has in her face.
By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM
she's bowlegged too and an IDIOT for dumping Nick.
By Massengill, on 4:41 PM
Anyone notice how Papa Joe aint wearing his wedding band in the second to last pic?
By MenudoFan, on 5:14 PM
Yeah she actually is looking quite manly- you nailed it! I couldn't put my finger on what was making her look so shitacular.
By JEssloksfast, on 5:16 PM
If she's a man then call me a raging queen because I've never seen anything hotter!
By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
But still she is hotter than 99.99% of the people in the world
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By Anonymous, on 5:52 PM
^ Maybe if you live on Mars.
By Anonymous, on 5:53 PM
5:50 is a raging queen.
By truth hurts, on 5:55 PM
You people calling her hot must live in places full of ugly ass women. I feel sorry for you.
By Anonymous, on 5:56 PM
It seems like the people who visit this site cop the attitude of jenny or Todd. So, they write how Jessica Simpson looks like a man and most people agree with them. She doesn't look like a man or tranny to me. Jessica isn't the most gorgeous pop star ever, but she's not a tranny.
By Anonymous, on 9:18 PM
Okay, Jessica looks nice, and she gained a bit of weight, yet she lost some poundage, yet her hair, makeup and shoes are nice, but I don't get it, Jessica is pretty, she is what 5'2,furthermore she doesn't look like a man!One thing is certain, petite women should always monitor their weight, I lost 40 lbs, and I used to wear a size 14 in pants, and I am 5'4. She needs to eat less, and drink more fluids like me. Ava.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM
are you blind, man? she looks hot in those pics.
she has looked much worse b4
By Anonymous, on 12:05 AM
I think the straight, lank hairstyle makes her features look harsher. She has STRONG facial features, nothing soft and feminine about them -so she should have stuck with a layered, wavy, more feminine cut that would have softened her features.
She needs to dump her bbf/stylist and hire someone who knows what they are doing. And like many have noted, the dress choice was all wrong too.
By Anonymous, on 12:06 AM
Ava @10:18,
WTF??
By Anonymous, on 5:57 AM
are you blind, man? she looks hot in those pics.
just admit it - you're into tranny hookers
By Anonymous, on 9:33 AM
re: the first sentence of this post. *DYING* of laughter.
By Marianne, on 10:20 AM
I agree, the styling (clothes, accessories), haircut, diet and workout regime can make a dramatic difference ini how celebs look. She's pretty, but w/strong features. A softer hairstyle would be an improvement. She looks good/better when she's not with tons of makeup anyway.
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
...her eyes are so empty.
By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM
I must say. I find these Simpson girls revolting.
By Anonymous, on 7:18 PM
the truth is, all straight guys drunk in a bar at closing time would pick up jessica and bang her.
morning light would be a very rough time. hearing her on the cell phone with her dad describing in detail the events of the past few hours (and overhearing him say "and then what were you wearing?") would be the least of your worries. hopefully you used a fake name.
By Anonymous, on 7:31 PM
Ava.
bitch, nothing you said in that post made sense.
By Anonymous, on 7:50 PM
@ menudofan
you can't even tell which finger it is showing in the pic. prly not the finger w/ the ring on it...
By Anonymous, on 7:54 PM
it's totally the hairstyle that is making her look more like a man than usual...
ew.
By Anonymous, on 7:55 PM
looks like that proactives not workin for her forehead anymore..
By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
9:18 <---- a tranny
By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM
what's with the beaver teeth and Jess these days. She looks horrible in closeups. Those who say she's hot are either a)legally blind or b) have never seen a hot woman in their life
By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM
Why can't she close her mouth all the way?
By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM
Between the flytrap mouth and buckteeth, Jessica is really starting to look like she's missing a chromosome.
By joejoe, on 12:12 AM
Is it just me, or is Jessica Simpson starting to look like a mannish version of Hilary Swank?
By Scylla, on 2:43 PM
This bitch is simply deadfromtheneckup.
AND I HATE PARENTS THAT WHORE THEIR CHILDREN. Joe is a fucking pig.
By Anonymous, on 6:48 PM
proactive ain't workin
look at that forehead
By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM
If you want to see the real person, dump the dad, go natural with the hair and skin colour and dress like a woman not a guy in drag. Then she'd be very boring indeed!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
WAY HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOTTEST IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM
Man you guys a mean! She is a drop dead gorgeous woman!!
By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM
U GUYS LOOK AT THE TWO FACE CLOSEUPS, SHE HAS ALL THESE BUMPS AND A SCAB ON HER LIP.. does she have herpes?
By Anonymous, on 9:57 PM
CLEARLY you are all haters.. she is an absolutely gorgeous young girl.. with waaay too much lip injections and restylyne goin on.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 PM
7:18, Well said!! These Simpson girls are enough to make me shake my head in wonder. They both are truly revolting on every level!
Fake this, fake that. It's enough to make one sick. I wish it were enough to make them stop. I need my poor eyes given medical care after viewing these atrocious images.
Does anyone else find it to be in unspeakably bad taste for"dear old dad," to appear at a media event in ratty jeans, wrinkled shirt w/ tail out and white sneakers with laces untied??? WTF? I mean really, now!!
I am better attired on my way to retrieve the mail. Disgraceful.
By BrynMawrgirl, on 12:04 AM
Ava,you are a STUPID BITCH. WTF are you talking about? Just because you have a keyboard doesnt mean you have to use it.
By Anonymous, on 6:07 AM
she should stay away from lipliner and plastic surgeons. shes 25 she didnt need an eye lift... her boobs will be on her forehead by the time shes 30. shes still damn pretty though...
By KT, on 7:15 AM
Fugly as hell.
By Anonymous, on 8:28 AM
flattest ass ever
she's a man, baby!
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
Who, besides me, thinks that Jessica Simpson looks like David Lee Roth?....Sorry, David...
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
A flatter manlier ass would be Paris of course, with the manliness squinching it all up in a funky looking ape bum.
But Jess used to be pretty back in the day...when she first met Nick.
I know!!! All that chicken of the sea turned her into a fish herself. Her mouth region is slowly evolving outwards, to resemble a puffer fish...or possibly a bottle nosed dolphin. Maybe there was a bit of dolphin in that tuna meat. All that chemical waste in the ocean, or murcury in the fish has her transforming and morphing or "Melding" if you will, into a new "Species" the world has never seen.
Too bad Dr. Biber is dead, he could have given her a real pretty vaginaplasty.
B
By Anonymous, on 7:14 PM
She need those trick buckies for opening beers at the truck stop soon.
By d mumsie, on 12:54 AM
I agree, she has some really buck teeth. But has anyone ever noticed how enormous her eyes are, as well?
By Anonymous, on 6:34 PM
I think that Jessica is a naturally pretty young woman, but she is seriously fucking up her looks with all this surgery. She was SO fresh faced and pretty back in 2003. WTF happened?
Also, her dead eyes scare me. Beyonce is like that too. The pose, smile and styling are there, but the EYES. ARE. DEAD. Absolutely nothing behind them.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 PM
Ok heres the deal I am totally not for telling people they look fat espicially celebs becouse then they go looking like Nicole Richie and the olsen twin (always get them mixed up I konw one is fat and the other has a eating prob. lol)
Anyways then if Jessica gets too skinny thats what all the teenage girls will be aspiring for.
Also Jessica cut her hair wayy short than what we are used to seeing her hair it used to be passed shoulder length, plus she has a messed up kind of shape [no but + no hips= white girl] no offense. But she has great breast and legs too so she should have worn something to set that off.
Also I am so mad at her for leaving Nicky boy thats my man so payback is what shes getting....also dont you think she has been looking her worse since the divorce????
holla
By Anonymous, on 3:35 AM
She looks like Rick Martin
By Renata Appel, on 11:14 PM
I think the dress she's wearing is not flattering for her figure. She is a short person and she needs to be careful with the length of her dresses. This type of dress causes her to look stubby. Just because her face is angular doesn't means she looks like a man. She's has great eyes...let's be honest...she could lose the lips and get a college education since her career is on the rocks.
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
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