IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Jessica Simpson is Single. Again.

Jessica Simpson is Single. Again.

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word on the street is that quasimoda couldn't continue his relationship with his replastified real brother (chestica) due to showmeyourtits simpson perpetually climbing in the hot tub with them..
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By dupababy, on 8:35 AM
Love the boots. Hate everything else. Including those inner-tube lips. Yuck.

By Vigilante, on 8:43 AM
Midgets shouldn't wear knee-high boots and short skirts. It makes them look shorter and stumpier. She's stupid on the inside AND the outside.

By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM
she's turning into a little chunk. a very not cute at all, tan, chunk.

By Anonymous, on 8:48 AM
Why is she all of a sudden covering those breasts?
Dumbass, that's what made you famous. Now whip em out.
Mayer's right on the money: Desperate is Jessica Simpson's middle name.

By Anonymous, on 8:59 AM
Pussy in Boots

By Hottie Hottie, on 9:02 AM
Shit,now what am I supposed to do with these monogrammed towels?

By Anonymous, on 9:06 AM
haha, anon 9:06

Jessica is looking more like a cartoon villian by the day. the hero boots and crazy eyebrows dont help.

By Anonymous, on 9:08 AM
that made my day.

she needs to lay off the KFC.

By Rachael, on 9:11 AM
No more poppin' bites at Pizza Hut, fattie.

By Anonymous, on 9:15 AM
it's all in code - "...she and her pals are too loose-lipped" they're not talking about her mouth. throw a hot dog down a hallway and all that. what do you expected after being Jackassed?

By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
John Mayer breaking up with her is simply natural selection in action. No one fucks her, she can't reproduce and perpetuate her line. We all should be celebrating in the streets!

By jess-simpson-is-a-tard, on 9:37 AM
I'm not sure who I hate more, Paris or the Simpson clan. Either way, all three need to go die in a fire, asap.

By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
Like John Mayer, I hate it when a woman gets up triumphantly off her knees and announces that we're about to get hitched.

Or, I would hate that, I guess.

By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
Mayer finally realized that wasn't her finger in his ass

By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
Nice fuckin' outfit.
She looks like the world's dumbest stewardess.

By joejoe, on 10:18 AM
This is like the Hollywood, famous version of the crazy, insecure girl who proclaims that after two dates and a one night stand or two, it's love. Clearly she ripped this right from my life, and I demand royalties!

By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
The dumb hair, purple dress and orange skin make her look like an oompa loompette

By Vern, on 10:59 AM
he was just using her to get to Joe

By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
The important question is, did they fuck?

By poponthepop.com, on 11:21 AM
9:55, that was so funny I blew coffee out of my nose.

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
What is going on in pic four? Is she trying to do the devil horns? First of all, turn your hand around, and tuck in your thumb. Second, don't do that, because you are not metal.

By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
Poor, poor Jessie. I think she needs to show the papaprazzi her clit.

By CK1, on 12:11 PM
or paparazzi, even.

By CK1, on 12:11 PM
Jessica Simpson: "Look everyone! Every time I tilt my head, I can hear the ocean!"

By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
Violet! You're turning violet, Violet! Looks like its time to have the Oompa Loompas roll ol' Jess down to the juicing room.

By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
"First of all, turn your hand around, and tuck in your thumb. Second, don't do that, because you are not metal."

She's not trying to be metal, dumbass. That's universal sign language for "I love you."

By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
"Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!"

I suspect 12:27 AM is the 'anonymous' poster responsible for the trite "I just threw up in my mouth a litte bit" comment. Am I right or am I right?

By Snap!Crackle!Tajue!, on 1:17 PM
She must really must got her voice back, so, when finally he heard her, he connected the annoying lousy bigboobied mime parading around her with the sound-butchering blonde "idolette".

Are we prepared for another reality? Wasn't she showing the ASL sign for "ILY"? Oh crap, now I _really_ want her voice back, now. I don't feel ready for the first reality about the mute misadventures of a former "singer" no more able to ask for those purse too high to reach, appearing in every talk show of the nation and "signing" with broad hostess-like gestures to show her fine manicure and jewelry, pointing with annoying faces and teary puppy eyes as her newfound dumbly changed her for the better, and so she's ready to mutely jump straight in the arms of another famous, rich, WASP guy able to appreciate her silent Barbiedoll charm.

By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
Well that was a no-brainer, I would have believed John Meyer more if he dumped her because she is an idiot. Which we;ve all figured out by now...also that she really has no brains either...as far as I can see. Her outfit sucks.

By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
Welcome to the board Lewis Black. (anon. 1:27)

By CK1, on 1:49 PM
Geeez, thanks ck1.
Those carefully selected news and pictures had just confirmed me a big truth about the Simpsons duo I'd always known: never say a Simpson has reached her Nadir, she will always try to do her worst and suprise you, again.
Gawd, she _almost_ conned me this time.

By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
She looks like an alien in that one picture!

By T r a c y, on 2:01 PM
Funny how women like that will continuously chase after the few that have no interest in them. The less interested, the more they're into you. If you're gay...score!

By sean, on 2:42 PM
If you mean the first photo, she seems almost vulcanized. Both in the Spock sense, both as in "vulcanized tires". Her face reflects light, perfectly...

By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
Have you notice shes been hiding the puppies lately. Must be trying to change her reputation. People aren't stupid, we all know what the Simpson Family is about.

By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
Why is JESSICA SIMPSON throwing up the horns?

By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM
She is beautiful and very has a very attractive body, you're all just jealous!

By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
What has she done to herself? Also her album is crap. I think she should stop trying to be known for publicity and brush up on her talent

By BRandy, on 4:58 PM
okay, for real. i'm NOT trying to be a smartass. i really need to someone to break it down for me. i stalk this site quite often and comment rarely...so i'm just wondering...why does everyone hate her?

as for me, i'm totally jealous of her killer body and she strikes me as very pretty.

not...repeat: NOT defending anything about her. just wondering, intellectually.

don't blast me...educate me.

love,
iquiring mind

By Anonymous, on 7:11 PM
just for future reference, jessica simpson didn't say she was in love on the cover of people magazine...a "friend" of hers did. the paragraph underneath the quote reads, "flirting, flowers, cards & dates: in her first post-nick romance, jessica falls 'head over heels' for the pop singer mayer. says a friend: 'he makes her heart skip.'"

so yeah...this time around, she actually (kinda) kept her business to herself...it is her friends that did the dirty work. ...but i still don't like jessica simpson.

By lindsay, on 8:15 PM
Why is JESSICA SIMPSON throwing up the horns?

that's the sign for "love" in sign language. see how her thumb sticks out? if it was pulled in, it would be devil horns. yeah, i'm amazed that jessica's intelligent enough to learn one sign, too.

so i'm just wondering...why does everyone hate her?

terrible voice, her new song and video is shit, she's just plain annoying and incredibly dumb. her breasts are also implants and/or a breast lift. plus the lip injections.. and the pic is all you need to see that she doesn't know how to dress. to top it all off, she's just plain ugly.

By Anonymous, on 9:05 PM
she's a wonder girl and i'm sad she's unhappy.

By Anonymous, on 11:48 PM
11:48...im sorry uh, what the hell did you just say?

honestly, she needs to put the extensions back in, start getting other people to write her music for her and tell her what to wear and how to act again...because otherwise she is on the right track to britney spears' sequel...and we all know that train wreck...

By whaatswrongwithcocaineee?, on 7:06 AM
Seems like the guys rebound faster after a breakup in the celeb world. If you stop and think about all of the divorced movies stars, most of the men are into another relationship and have moved on within months, and the woman end up like Hallie Berry.

It's a cruel friggin world I say.

By Anonymous, on 8:06 AM
I think she's great, and for you all nicole richie's out there she's not fat, you all are just jealous cuz you don't have curves like a REAL woman should. If you girls wanna look like boys go right ahead but stop hating.

By Anonymous, on 8:16 AM
she's a beautiful girl and i'm glad she's happy except sad when she's not happy which is sometimes like now so i'm sad too

By Anonymous, on 9:04 AM
for her

By Anonymous, on 9:04 AM
this is definitely not the image i usually think of when somebody refers to the "purple hammerhead"

By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
that purple fabric must be asian

By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
Why is it that the more coverage there is of Nick and Vanessa, there's more pics of Jess being drunk in public? She obeyed Pappa Joe, got rid of Nick 'cause Joe wants to be the only man in her life, and the world is NOT her oyster as Pappa Joe promised it would be if only she got rid of Nick.
Jess should be gettin' rid of Pappa Joe, or she'll never have lasting success with any man.
Sorry, Jess....you can't put husbands on a shelf when you tire of them, and then expect them to be there at your convenience..........unlike what Pappa Joe says, the world does NOT revolve around the fu**in* Simpson family.

By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM
Her behaviour is classic attention grabbing. Aint got no talent? Hell, lets fake it until we make it... I hope she gives up soon!! I think she is the ugliest celeb ever, right next to Teri Hatcher (sorry Teri!). Anyways, lets hope she dies soon. The closet-drug-taking 'we should all feel sorry for' Jessica loser Simpson

By Anonymous, on 11:18 PM