Johnny Depp is Cool

95 Comments:

  • only thing is, this was right after Allison said "my 17 year old sister is really hot and she'll blow you in your trailer if you smile and hold this sign up"

    By Anonymous, on 9:10 AM  

  • Johhny Depp is the epitome of cool. In websters, under cool, they should post his picture.

    By Anonymous, on 9:12 AM  

  • drew is thinking "wow, i was pretty sure E.T. went home like 25 years ago. maybe it'll go away if i don't look at it."

    By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM  

  • I have loved Johnny Depp since forevah!!! He is in my Hall of Fame along with George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Jake Gyllenhaal.
    BTW: All of them have a rep for being nice to fans in one on one situations.

    By Anonymous, on 9:17 AM  

  • I heart Johnny Depp.

    Cameron Diaz can lick my ass-stupid stuck up bitch.

    By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM  

  • I could not possibly love Johnny Depp more than I do right now. Also, 9:10 AM, I'm not sure why you don't appreciate how refreshingly gallant Mr. Depp is, but f.y.i., your dumb attempt to discredit him fell flat, flat, flat.

    By Tajue1, on 9:26 AM  

  • johnny depp is ugly and i'm the only one smart enough to notice

    By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM  

  • 9:26 get off your knees, swallow the semen, take a big breath, and relax. this generally isn't a place of worship.

    By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM  

  • Cool story! I've liked him since Jumpstreet. Not in that way, just in, you know, he's a cool dude kinda way.

    By sean, on 9:36 AM  

  • Aha! Now I understand why everyone hates Cameron Diaz. I'm so on that bandwagon.

    By Anonymous, on 9:37 AM  

  • What a cool person. People like that deserve their success, since they don't forget how to treat people like human beings instead of annoying peasants.

    By Anonymous, on 9:37 AM  

  • hey look the great actor held up a piece of paper for the fat girl! let's line up to suck his dick!

    Depp is cool, but this slobbering is why the other celebs are fatheads.

    By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM  

  • just an FYI, notice that he's standing behind a table and he's got a chair which makes it look like some sort of meet and great, so even if he is the nicest celebrity in existance this was still some sort of staged event not just random niceness on the account of some celebrity.

    By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM  

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    = You live in France because you don't like the USA, but you don't have a problem coming back here to get your money, right? Hypocrite.

    By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM  

  • "let's line up to suck his dick!" We will leave the dick sucking to you. I'm sure you have plenty of experience in that area.

    By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM  

  • i love it when people get totally offended when people make fun of their stupid comments posted on public websites, like people will when they read this.

    Johnny Depp is gay!

    By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM  

  • oh i don't care if he's gay or not.. i lurve his ass..

    By dupababy, on 11:06 AM  

  • johnny depp is a great actor but i really don't see whats so good about him looks-wise...i just dont get it. anywho......its great that hes a generous person who signs autographs no matter.

    why'd you have to ruin it with the Cameron Diaz pictures underneath. god i hate that ugly big faced whore.

    By prettyboy, on 11:11 AM  

  • Awesome post. Maybe one of them will actually comprehend what you are trying to say. Not holding my breath though.

    By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM  

  • Johnny Depp is the raddest celebrity EVER, he actually wants to take pictures with his fans. I've been in love with him since 21 Jump Street, sigh...however, Cameron Diaz is fug...Drew's put on some weight, huh? She still looks better with some pounds on her any day!

    By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM  

  • Does Cameron do meet and greets? Fuck you assholes?

    By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM  

  • "9:26 get off your knees, swallow the semen, take a big breath, and relax. this generally isn't a place of worship."

    I'm all for satire when it's executed correctly and renders me amused; you just suck at it. The next time you can't come up with good material, do us all a favor, and skip the comment section. I don't appreciate being bored retarded because you just HAVE to write something!

    By Tajue1, on 12:06 PM  

  • Cameron Diaz just gets uglier and uglier... Too bad, because she has a nice ass. Or at least used to.

    By jeditemple, on 12:52 PM  

  • It's true that a lot of celebs are assholes *cough* lindsay lohan *cough*, but there's no reason not to like Johnny Depp. Sure the latest Pirates isn't the greatest film ever made, but he's an excellent actor. This just proves that he's good to his fans too...

    By Jason, on 1:06 PM  

  • Fair play. He's a decent guy, he got what was coming to him.

    He could play the lead in the movie version of 'My Name is Earl'.

    Karma works, dammit!

    By sam991, on 1:24 PM  

  • I love me some Johnny Depp. Too bad his girlfriend is fug.

    By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM  

  • Talking about his girlfriend, Vanessa Paradis, her sister's name is Allison.
    Maybe it's a coincidence, but maybe he's just writing this sign to Allison Paradis, don't you think ?

    By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM  

  • Depp is totally hot and a real gentleman toward women in his life. Like his live-in, Vanessa Paradis. Of course, she's awfully anorexic looking, especially recently. Maybe we need to go back to his previous girlfriend. Whoops - that would be Kate Moss.

    yep, in real life he's one of those men who usually get shrieked at for going for women with the bodies of 11 year old boys. enjoy the grape soda.

    By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM  

  • Whatever, I thought September 01, 2006 9:34 AM was funny and right on the money. Tajue's just a bitch, as usual. Of course she's not gonna find any comment criticising her stupidity funny. Duh.

    By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM  

  • What are those putrid little rat tails hanging from his chin?

    By johnny hilton, on 2:46 PM  

  • johnny hilton - you retard, he's filming PotC3, have you ever SEEN the series? IDIOT.

    I love me my johnny. This makes me want to be 14 again so I can cover my room in TigerBeat posters of him!!!!

    By Blatantly Awesome, on 3:18 PM  

  • so he likes thin girls, so what. the whole item is about him being nice to that disgusting plumper. if you average it out, over the course of 24 hours he probably behaved well toward the equivalent of one normal-weight woman. and that's the touching part of the story.

    By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM  

  • Uh. Just another reason why I love him.

    By Anonymous, on 3:59 PM  

  • drew barrymore has really let herself go over the years. she used to be so edgy and cute. what happened?

    By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM  

  • allison will take that paper home, tack it to her ceiling and enjoy hours of mastubatory fun. ha!

    By Anonymous, on 4:55 PM  

  • "Whatever, I thought September 01, 2006 9:34 AM was funny and right on the money."

    Dude,

    It's obvious the only person who would think that lame "blow you in your trailer" comment is funny, is the author him/herself. Identify yourself with a NAME if you're so confident in your post's entertainment value. Pussy.

    By Tajue1, on 5:09 PM  

  • Sorry, tajue, I didn't post the original comment nor the one telling you to lighten up. You're just going to have live with the fact there's more than one person who thinks you're a pain in the ass.

    - September 01, 2006 2:24 PM

    By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM  

  • I used to cover Milwaukee for my job and I thought that area had the ugliest gals around. I take it back: Wherever THESE TWO are hanging now has THE UGLIEST. I've seen hotter gals playing Canasta at my Great Aunt's retirement village...

    By Anonymous, on 5:55 PM  

  • Johnny is a cool, cool, cool actor. Seems that not every actor has forgotten who really made him a success and will keep him one for many years. He's even being NICER than he has to be for good manners -- so awesome.

    Especially since I imagine he has to do this all the time, but he's always gracious about it. Never heard a bad account, ever.

    Cameron Spaz, Mad Madge, Bratney, Russell EatCrowe, and Teri Hatchet.... take note! Be like this man!

    By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM  

  • "...this generally isn't a place of worship."

    "...nor the one telling you to lighten up."

    Uh, which is it? I'm either too soft or too hard, I can't be both. Unless, of course, you're just posting random shit under 'anonymous' because you don't have anything else to do, and your sub-par writing is too shameful to attach your name.

    "...there's more than one person who thinks you're a pain in the ass."

    No. You're the only one 'anonymous'.

    By Tajue1, on 8:09 PM  

  • Good lord what a crock. Hopefully it's on purpose, in which case it's pretty funny. But you folks need to get out and google more often.

    It turns out that "Allison" is Allison Lefcort. She's an artist who does celebrity portraits. She also does kid stuff and especially Disney stuff (POTC is Disney). She did a best-selling portrait of Depp as Captain Jack. You can buy it at Disney online shopping if you're truly deeply Depped.

    Anyway that's who Allison is. The girl with the camera is some nameless low-level Disney studio assistant. The picture is for Lefcort's website, where she's got a page of candid pictures of people from her portraits (go see for yourself). She gives lots of interviews to publicize her work, she's pretty heavily promoted (she's Disney, after all), and her info is easy to find.

    So I guess this scene is all nice and everything, but totally from an on-the-set insider view. Has absolutely zippo to do with being nice to random fans. Who knows, maybe Depp really is, that'd be refreshing.

    By Anonymous, on 11:08 PM  

  • About five other actors would like to have a word in regards to "the greatest actor of our generation" spiel. Oh and yes, that is a very nice gesture.

    By dsbnh, on 12:01 AM  

  • Nice guy, Depp, but I certainly hope his awful goatee doesn't catch on.

    Doesn't that guy from Korn have some of the same chin-pubes?

    By Anonymous, on 12:02 AM  

  • I like Depp. Note the "pirate wear" sweat shirt with the skull an cross bones on the sleeves. Very cute.

    I wonder if he gets a cut of profits?

    By Anonymous, on 12:14 AM  

  • God why do people only want to hear negative stuff, he is AMAIZING
    I meet him when he was promoting Charlie and the Chocolate factory, he was super NICEEEE the sweetes guy in the world. He spent about 30 min with all of us,(about 30 people)
    He signed autographs,took pics and talked to EVERYONE he made sure we all got a photo or something. I almost passed out when I saw him he is so beautiful I really love him, at the end he got on this black expedition and rolled the window so he can waive good bye, until his car dissapear. He is so unique.
    Eva Mendez walked out of the show like 30 min later waived from a distance and left what a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

    By crazybebita2000, on 12:28 AM  

  • Words can't describe how much I loathe that talentless, mugly bitch Camoron.

    By Anonymous, on 6:23 AM  

  • Aha! Now I understand why everyone hates Cameron Diaz. I'm so on that bandwagon.

    Seriously. As if Cameron Diaz would have the literacy to write "I heart Alison" on a piece of paper.

    By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM  

  • So I guess this scene is all nice and everything, but totally from an on-the-set insider view

    And you know this how? And even if is a toady for Allison Lefcort, this video link below (safe, I promise) shows *exactly* how Depp treats his fans.

    http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1703203

    By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM  

  • "Like his live-in, Vanessa Paradis. Of course, she's awfully anorexic looking, especially recently. Maybe we need to go back to his previous girlfriend. Whoops - that would be Kate Moss."

    Disney is proud to announce the Pirates of the Carribean Captain Jack amusement ride. Please note, if you are a girl, you must be under 90 lbs to get on the ride.

    By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM  

  • so the guy prefers f*cking skeletons, big deal. that's part of what makes him so great as Captain Jack. i hope they make 10 POTC movies.

    By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM  

  • Jesus, tajue, let it go. You're coming off as a little pathetic now.

    By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM  

  • Aaaaw, Johnny is always like this, he acts so lovely towards all his fans, like he really respects them.
    Sheesh, I love him more than anything.<33

    By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM  

  • it finally hit me - Johnny Depp is to IDLYITW as Robert Smith is to South Park

    By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM  

  • "Jesus, tajue, let it go. You're coming off as a little pathetic now."

    Sorry! No Can Do! It is beyond rude to ignore a personally addressed correspondence (not that I suspect you have any manners and understand such concepts). Perhaps I should hide behind the moniker 'anonymous'? No, that would make me a talent-free hack -- just like you! BTW, the next time you respond to my post, try to give your comment some 'life' and write something -- ANYTHING -- interesting. You're boring the crap out of me.

    By Tajue1, on 3:27 PM  

  • Ya know.. this makes me like him even more.
    Even if it was a signing or whatever... most people would just sign whatever and tell you to move along. He was kind enough to do that for her and make that woman's day (or life depending how obsessed she is)... Depp just went up alot in my book.

    By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM  

  • Did any of the "haters" watch the video linked above at 9:49am? I did, and that is so cool. I mean OMG he even let people kiss him on the cheek. Not many celebrities nowadays would be that personable with their fans. :)

    By Anonymous, on 4:58 PM  

  • why the negativity about his choice in women? first of all, depp himself has a body like an 11 year old boy, so he's not being a hypocrite when he hooks up with women like moss and paradis. but that's not even the point. depp is awesome because he ditches the bitches whenever he wants to. married young, divorced 2 years later, cya. awesome. then engaged 4 times, broken off 4 times, to 4 different babes - get fat, get whiny, cya. awesome. now he's with a girl who's afraid to ask him to marry her and afraid to be fat even after giving birth. she looked like a walking x-ray only a few months after her second kid. awesome. now what guy wouldn't want that. total control, no whining allowed, never a worry about the missus becoming a cow. they won't say it out loud, but all guys want what depp's got. captain jack rules!

    By Anonymous, on 7:19 PM  

  • this is seriously fucking awesome. he fucking rocks, and he's been famous forever!

    By Anonymous, on 10:10 PM  

  • Johnny is nice to his fans, even back in his 21 Jump Street days. Cameron is a bitch to everybody. She calls fans wanting pics and autographs lame, she's such a loser.

    By Anonymous, on 10:47 PM  

  • wow its amazing how people that dont even like him can take the time to post on here! If you've got nothing better to do than put him down I suggest you get a life. Johnny is an amazing man, especially when I met him, he gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and said 'happy birthday darlin.' Not many celebs would do that ;)

    By Anonymous, on 2:27 AM  

  • you can kiss my cheek, hold on a sec while i drop my pants

    By Anonymous, on 6:35 AM  

  • To Tajue1:

    You're obviouly new to this site. Those of us who are regulars don't appreciate, nor kindly tolerate, the little rows that some of our more immature guests may engage in. So either tone it down or leave.

    By What ho!, on 7:18 AM  

  • I love johnny depp! (i just have to say that!) He is good looking and soooo nice to his fans.

    By Anonymous, on 8:05 AM  

  • i once found a stray puppy and gave it a little food and water. it was so pathetically grateful, it almost resembled one of these depp fans.

    By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM  

  • a great actor is somebody like Ed Norton. Johnny Depp is a big movie star, not a great actor.

    By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM  

  • I love Drew Barrymore an' all, but WTF is up with her chinny chin chin? She ought to sign up for a role in POTC...Captain Hook-chin. Her profile looks like the 'man in the moon' character they used in the McDonalds commercials in the 90s.

    And why, God, WHY!?!? Cameron needs to learn that even though you have small tits, they can still sag. Give those fuckin pancake tits some shape already.

    By Anonymous, on 6:45 PM  

  • Wouldn't it be funny if someone started a campaign against Cameron? Like instead of making her feel all special and shit, anyone and everyone who runs into her or sees her should yell, "Cameron, you're an ugly, talentless bitch and JT is going to leave your lack of an ass very soon!" I figure, hey, there's only one of her and billions of us, it should shoot her ego down a notch or two. :)

    By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM  

  • (_o_)~ ~ ~ tajue1

    By Anonymous, on 11:51 PM  

  • I farted. Your thoughts.

    By Larry the Big Man, on 2:04 AM  

  • I farted. Your thoughts.

    By Anonymous, on 2:05 AM  

  • In a recent poll, Johnny Depp cam stop in the 'autograph signing' section; always happy to sign autographs and talk to his fans - he is so cool.......

    Been a fan for 20+yrs. Love him to bits. In fact my blog is a bit of a Depp-fest at times.

    Marcia of http://mypinkshoe.blogspot.com/ sent me here to have a look :-)

    cq

    By craziequeen, on 3:21 AM  

  • Anonymous said...
    wow its amazing how people that dont even like him can take the time to post on here! If you've got nothing better to do than put him down I suggest you get a life. Johnny is an amazing man, especially when I met him, he gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and said 'happy birthday darlin.' Not many celebs would do that ;)

    September 03, 2006 2:27 AM

    You forgot to mention after that- you fainted. Right? Cause that's what happened, right? LOL I woulda...

    By Anonymous, on 3:31 AM  

  • I don't get why you guys are fighting?
    It's a celeb, don't bother insulting someone you don't know.
    You don't need to, so why do it?
    If you want to fight over a damn celeb, then I find it quite pathetic.

    Johnny is a good man, and if people don't like him, they don't like him. I don't get mad. But there is no reason to insult someone like that. Just get over it if you don't like him, then don't pother posting a reply.

    This is a sweet picture. :)

    By Melissa, on 7:41 AM  

  • omg!!

    I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP

    great actor, total hottness, and i adore potc <33

    By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM  

  • wow. does cameron KNOW that she looks like that?

    By Anonymous, on 6:10 PM  

  • i once saw johnny depp at a signing and he was really cool! he signed whatever they wanted, he took pictures with fans, and yes he let them kiss him!!! in fact, when one fan yelled "Johnny I love your ass!" he actually pulled down his pants and let the fan kiss his ass for days!

    no, wait, that was here...

    By Anonymous, on 5:23 AM  

  • What ho! --

    "So either tone it down or leave."

    What kind of circle jerk do you people have going here? Where do you get the authority to command anybody to "tone it down or leave"? From what I've gleaned of you so far, you're a lackey who proudly displays a moniker of an uneducated ghetto bitch. Yeah, you're super scary and intimidating.

    Seriously, get over your sorry self.

    By Tajue1, on 11:27 AM  

  • Hey, would Ya blow me?

    By Heywood Jablowme, on 12:50 PM  

  • I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP!!

    By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM  

  • "What kind of circle jerk do you people have going here?"

    i'd say it's more of an anal daisy chain, those are more effort but way more fun

    By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM  

  • Does tajue ever STFU or does she have some kind of medical condition?

    By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM  

  • Wow, that's so cool of him.. and cameron diaz is a stupid bitch.

    By jaclynn, on 9:10 PM  

  • wow, shouldn't Cameron's shirt be like 6 inches higher? yuck.

    By Anonymous, on 11:43 PM  

  • "Does tajue ever STFU or does she have some kind of medical condition?"

    Does 2:24 AM ever use acronyms in their correct context or does she have some kind of medical condition?

    By The Tajue Effect., on 8:51 AM  

  • cartoon guy from the simpsons says, worst...comeback...ever

    By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM  

  • Depp is a great actor but he also dislikes his own country and if you notice the Che Guevara on the sleeve of his camo shirt you'll realize he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. I'll never understand how someone can support a ruthless murderer by wearing their likeness on a shirt.

    By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM  

  • The Che Guevara on the sleve of his camo shirt says it all. He may be a good actor but he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. A person has to be ignorant and a little sick to wear the likeness of a ruthless murderer on their shirt.

    By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM  

  • The Che Guevara on the sleeve of his camo shirt says it all. He may be a good actor but he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. A person has to be pretty ignorant and a little sick to wear the likeness of a ruthless murderer on their shirt.

    By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM  

  • Too embarrassed to post using your blogger account tajue?

    Even you know you're a fucking nutcase.

    By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM  

  • WTF? Somebody posting under 'anonymous' is trying to call ME out? Wow, you really are stupid. BTW, you have no writing talent and I'm POSITIVE you're a house-bound fat person with a mouth crammed full of government cheese. Seriously, I'm not just being mean; you are 100% talent-free. Go post on Perez with the rest of society's illiterate fucktards.

    By Tajue1, on 2:12 PM  

  • (_o_)~ ~ ~ tajue1

    By Anonymous, on 12:16 AM  

  • Jerry,Jerry,Jerry!

    By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM  

  • "What are those putrid little rat tails hanging from his chin?"

    ever seen a movie called pirates of the caribbean? hmm? well, it's part of his jack sparrow look. duh. ok, get a life, people. dissing him won't make you better. or make him worse.

    By sway, on 5:25 PM  

  • That photo was taken in Redondo Beach, during filming of POTC 3. The beard was left that way, because it's long process getting it put back in, every morning. Sometimes he leaves it in, at night. They filmed in Redondo for about 6 days. Every evening he came out to the fence, to talk with the fans who were camped out there. He's spend 1 to 2 hours, every evening, talking to them and signing autographs. After a few days the crowds were so huge that they had to set up tables and have sucurity, to organize them. A worker on the set told me that he was a very unique celebrity...not many would take that much time, after a 12 to 15 hours at work. I spent some time with him and I can say that he is a very genuine, caring individual. Very nice man.

    By Anonymous, on 5:38 PM  

  • I'M GLAD SO MANY PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY THE ASTUTE PERSON THAT MENTIONED WHAT THIS PICTURE IS REALLY ABOUT, SOME REALLY FAMOUS, GORGEOUS, EXTREMELY TALENTED ACTOR--TAKES THE TIME TO APPRECIATE HIS FANS! ANYONE WHO THINKS HE'S GAY- SHOULD KNOW, TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE! HOWEVER IN THIS CASE BEING ENGAGED AND MARRIED TO WOMEN WHAT 6 TIMES NOW, IS DEFINATELY NOT GAY!!!!!!!! I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU MORONS THAT SAY HE IS-- LOOK TO A DICTIONARY FOR THE DEFINITION. BUT YOU, OBVIOUSLY ARE TOO BLIND AND IGNORANT! THIS "MAN" RULES, I JUST WISH HE'D GET HIS DUE FROM THE IDIOTIC MEDIA FORUMS AND THE PRESS-- FOREIGN AND STATESIDE! I'M SO TIRED OF ONE MAN HITS, JUST LIKE IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY! JOHNNY'S GOT A RESUME LIKE NO TOMORROW, YET NO ACCOLADES FROM THE STUPID HOLLYWOOD SUITS. MAYBE CAUSE HE DOESN'T PLAY LIKE DIAZ, AND HILTON!! THAT'S WHAT IS HOLDING UP HIS AWARDS, WHICH HE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT! FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND YES FANS! HE APPRECIATES US, THE FANS! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG W/ THAT?

    By Anonymous, on 8:29 PM  

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