i'm just wondering why all of a sudden, after all this time mooching of the old lady, k-fag finally gets up off his ass and acts like he's earning his whoredom? first he screws up one of my favorite shows by appearing on it... CSI.. now he's doing the hibbetyjibbety in front of ellen (guess no one told him she ain't into that kind of meat).. could it be that brit's addiction to carryout from taco-hell is doing a number on their finances? or is he worried about the responsibility of yet another spermination? http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
One of the dancers had to be on speed there. I must say though it wasn't that awful. It wasn't good mind you. But it was no "PopoZao". Unfortunatly it looks like KFed has stopped being so bad it's funny, but just good enough to be boring. If this was a no-name rapper my response would be "meh".
Something tells me that he would have been mildly famous back when Limp Bizit soiled the airwaves. Too bad Fred Durst taped himself saying sh*t like "Touch my a** baby." I surmise that was the beginning of the end of federcheesy credibility.
Man I would be embarrassed if my follow up performance to some kids award show was a dyke show! He seems to be stepping down towards obscurity. Whats next, community theater's followed by the local veterans hospital?
OH-MY-GOD. It gets worst the more you hear it. He is totally devoid of any talent and charisma. He sits on the stage while his dancers attempt to provide excitment to this monotonous, elementary and repetitive "mix" of self congratulatory b.s.
He's still on the Britney payroll for all of his hype though. He does not have a record label and no takers for any concert tours. As if..
Ellen (who will dance to anything) even looks at at loss. She has a pained expression on her face. I bet "His band" and "His dancers" demand payment up front, in cash prior to any performances.
For a former dancer this guy makes Gorbachev look like a dancing machine.
I love how he plugs his next appearance at the end of the song- "Lose Control October 31st" He sounds like some some guy in a tribute band playing at the VA hall.
I am begining to feel the twinge of an almost 'special ed' type of pity for him. He really believes that he is going to be huge in the music industry. You should read his interviews.
All of that money and inside contacts to songwriters, backup musicans, plus he built his own studio to record this joke in, plus all of the "favors" Britney has cashed in to get him on shows, and STILL you can't compensate for NO TALENT.
K-Fed's lyrics are laughable. Hopefully he wrote them himself...otherwise, someone should fire his song writer. I'd expect better from a professional, but expect the exact quality coming through on this video from K-Fed.
I am SURE he wrote these classic lyrics himself. Just like Britney doing her own makeup for the interview with Lauder (with the same results). I am also sure any reputable management agency for either one of them has headed for the hills years ago.
Todd why the fuck are you giving this wigger the attention he doesn't deserve. hes white trash with no flow or lyrical content. im guessing his album with flop harder than paris'
i'd love to be his ferrari. i'd take his nozzle whenever he wanted to put it in me. it'd make me wet. oops now i did it, transmission fluid everywhere...
Don't hate cuz he married who he did. He's got as much talent as the other (c)rappers and you all know it!!!!!! You'll be on the K-Fed bandwagon soon enuff!!!! Ugh huh!!!!
K-Fed is clearly an unwitting participant in a much larger plan to make it finally unfashionable for adult males to dress up like 12 year-old kids. Bravo, K-Fed! Oversized baseball caps and baggy shorts are now officially uncool for adults. Are you listening, (insert favorite ethnic group here)?
Gag me with a spoon. He sucks more than anyone out there. Does he actually think he's going to get fans by bragging about how much money he has????? Did he forget that he's white?
White boy doesn't think he has to work hard to make it. Unlike other performers who actually dance while they are performing he already thinks he is too "big" for that and needs his 'backup dancers' to do it for him while he just sits back and lays the groove on all of us.
Brit girl busted moves all over the place when she sang. So does Timberlake, but ex-dancer K-Fed is just to big for that kind of stuff.
It's funny in the way movies like "Meet The Fockers" are funny. You know, where the characters are screwing up so bad that it's almost too painful to watch and you feel embarrassed for them. It's a lot like that.
A shout out to K-Mel, Show Boogie, and Boolish! Who, what the f***...? Boys, couldn't you find someone else to dance for? And why is K-Fed performing on Ellen? What audience is he trying to reach during that time slot? And if this is Ellen's idea of trying to appeal to the wiggers out there... shame on you! Please stop encouraging him.
Britney dumped that whole "fell in love with a backup dancer" story on their short-lived show Chaotic. She admitted she basically picked him up in a club. The "backup dancer" thing was just PR.
F-Ked's writing reminds me of Britney's "Outrageous," which her fans proudly said she wrote herself. Judging from the lyrical quality, I'd say they're right.
And I bet Britney threatened to never come on Ellen's show again unless she let F-Ked on.
It's NOT awful. The song itself is a decent pop piece. But K-Fed doesn't really have that superstar spark. He doesn't have stage presence. He doesn't do anything "special" like, dance. He's not at all compelling on stage.
He should model. He looked great in that photospread from a couple of months ago. He's very photogenic and cleans up really well.
If you close your eyes, K-Fed sounds almost exactly like Snoop Dog and Snoop Dog's considered a good rapper isn't he? Personally, I don't like rap music, but if you do, you really have no reason not to like K-Fed's music.
The song is actually pretty good. Fun how it combines rap and 80's hard rock. But K-Fed is still one of the lamest performers I've ever seen, I wish this song had been performed by someone more talented.
'Hip hop flavour mixed with a little bit of rock and roll'??
WTF kind of rock and roll has he been listening to? That song is based around a goddamn synthesizer hook. I'm surprised that there's no Keytar player onstage with him.
His flavour of 'rock and roll' makes The Killers (who'm I like) look like Black fuckin Sabbath.
I don't know who I should feel more sympathy for: Asslee Simpson's band members, or K-fed's band members. Nah, fuck it. They've made their beds, let them lie in it.
I can't believe how many fucking retarded K-Fed fans there are here. It's obvious it's all the same person. Some very lonely and desperate person with no gag reflex or good taste in anything.
80S HARD ROCK? Are you out of your frickin mind? F-Ked wouldn't know hard rock if Billy Corgan and Jimmy Page were beating him to death with vintage guitars!
"Little bit of rock'n'roll"? See above. This guy is like a rap version of Spinal Tap, except he's not a spoof!
Ooh, I feel like I'm going to vomit. or have a seizure. He is just horrible. The sad thing is, the music in his song isn't that bad, but he just sucks so bad that it ruins it.
K-Fled blows. There are at least two "nontraditional" rappers who are better than K-Fled: Gollum and "Blazin'" Hazen. Look up the "Gollum rap" and/or search "Blazin Hazen" on YouTube to see why.
His band doesn't seem half-bad - hopefully they'll get wise and dump that jerk and go off with a real vocalist.
WOW.. I am speechless, and as a musician.. I'm apalled.. I think I just threw up a little in my own mouth, that's probably better than seeing this clown make a record.. We get it dude, you're rich cause you married Britknee-Speeeers.. What a bitch..
"One earring costs more than your budget" "My Ferrari costs more than your little S Class". Always good when your talent-deficient AND insulting anybody listening who is not rich. I really loved "I take care of my own thats my family", which I guess is his translation of "love em and leave em".
Little bit of rock'n'roll"? See above. This guy is like a rap version of Spinal Tap, except he's not a spoof!
September 08, 2006 9:28 AM
Please do not include Nigel, Derek, Tommy, and David in the same sentence as KFed- even in jest. But you may be on to something here. He is so awful that he could actually play a wigger no talent wannabe rap star in a Spinal Tap like movie. The popa zao clip alone was priceless.
Does he think he's like Biggie Smalls, with old Puffy dancing in a circle? I swear, I have never seen a cracker who wanted to be a homey so fkn bad!! What a puffed up poser! somebody KILL IT...!
Admittedly I am not a rap fan, but why has popular culture even allowed white guys to do it? The whole urban oppressed busta moves thing and white guys are posing and cashing in?
At least white blues artists could actually play decent music, but then I still have a hard time calling this crap music.
Hate to break it to you guys, but unfortunately Sony did give him a record deal. God knows why...it's truly appalling. Even more horrifying is the fact that he is also getting acting deals. Thankfully, I don't watch CSI or Entourage, cuz I'd have to stop.
F-Fed & Britney are amercias trailer trash royality. The guy's only getting a name because of who he married NOT because he has any talent. THIS DUDE SUCKS {No talent}
82 Comments:
he's a wonderful fellow and i'm glad that he's gassy
By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
"don't hate cos i'm a superstar /
and i married a superstar"
lol.
ok dude.
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
i think it's funny that he's so untalented he even has to have other people do his dancing for him.
he makes vanilla ice look like da vinci.
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
My god that's terrible! Those "dancers" looked like they were having seizures.
By sean, on 10:24 AM
what's funny is he used to be a backup dancer and he is stiff as a corpse.
I bet when kev and Brit have sex she's on top and does all thw work-all three minutes of it.
By Brandy, on 10:26 AM
I love watching train wrecks :)
By strongvis, on 10:30 AM
I love watching train wrecks :)
By strongvis, on 10:30 AM
wow, this makes my heart smile. he is pathetic. i hope he dies.
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
i'm just wondering why all of a sudden, after all this time mooching of the old lady, k-fag finally gets up off his ass and acts like he's earning his whoredom? first he screws up one of my favorite shows by appearing on it... CSI.. now he's doing the hibbetyjibbety in front of ellen (guess no one told him she ain't into that kind of meat).. could it be that brit's addiction to carryout from taco-hell is doing a number on their finances? or is he worried about the responsibility of yet another spermination?
http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
By dupababy, on 10:37 AM
One of the dancers had to be on speed there. I must say though it wasn't that awful. It wasn't good mind you. But it was no "PopoZao". Unfortunatly it looks like KFed has stopped being so bad it's funny, but just good enough to be boring. If this was a no-name rapper my response would be "meh".
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
Let's not even talk about those ugly ass clown shoes either. Ellen must owe Britney something...
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
Something tells me that he would have been mildly famous back when Limp Bizit soiled the airwaves. Too bad Fred Durst taped himself saying sh*t like "Touch my a** baby." I surmise that was the beginning of the end of federcheesy credibility.
Man I would be embarrassed if my follow up performance to some kids award show was a dyke show! He seems to be stepping down towards obscurity. Whats next, community theater's followed by the local veterans hospital?
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
OH-MY-GOD. It gets worst the more you hear it. He is totally devoid of any talent and charisma. He sits on the stage while his dancers attempt to provide excitment to this monotonous, elementary and repetitive "mix" of self congratulatory b.s.
He's still on the Britney payroll for all of his hype though. He does not have a record label and no takers for any concert tours. As if..
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
Ellen (who will dance to anything) even looks at at loss. She has a pained expression on her face. I bet "His band" and "His dancers" demand payment up front, in cash prior to any performances.
For a former dancer this guy makes Gorbachev look like a dancing machine.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
I love how he plugs his next appearance at the end of the song- "Lose Control October 31st" He sounds like some some guy in a tribute band playing at the VA hall.
By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM
Hahahahahaha!
no really.
Aaaahahahahaha!
Tool.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
I am begining to feel the twinge of an almost 'special ed' type of pity for him. He really believes that he is going to be huge in the music industry. You should read his interviews.
All of that money and inside contacts to songwriters, backup musicans, plus he built his own studio to record this joke in, plus all of the "favors" Britney has cashed in to get him on shows, and STILL you can't compensate for NO TALENT.
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
K-Fed's lyrics are laughable. Hopefully he wrote that crap himself...if not, someone should fire his song writer.
NOT IMPRESSED.
By B_anana_S, on 11:43 AM
K-Fed's lyrics are laughable. Hopefully he wrote them himself...otherwise, someone should fire his song writer. I'd expect better from a professional, but expect the exact quality coming through on this video from K-Fed.
NOT IMPRESSED.
By B_anana_S, on 11:45 AM
Uhh, sorry for the duplicate post.
By B_anana_S, on 11:45 AM
PO PO ZAO! PO PO ZAO!
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
Vanilla Ice? is that you?
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
I am SURE he wrote these classic lyrics himself. Just like Britney doing her own makeup for the interview with Lauder (with the same results). I am also sure any reputable management agency for either one of them has headed for the hills years ago.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
What the fuck is contral? Why can't this ignorant fuck just disappear? He has NO TALENT. Oh wait. That's understood, right?
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
He makes me want to go slap his mom for giving birth to him.
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
People in there are so happy cuz clown can make you happy :)
By XiX, on 1:15 PM
he's working so hard to support his young family! i think he's courageous. and totally hot!
By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
Todd why the fuck are you giving this wigger the attention he doesn't deserve. hes white trash with no flow or lyrical content. im guessing his album with flop harder than paris'
By prettyboy, on 1:25 PM
Bad music, bad lyrics, bad voice, bad style, my ears hurt just listening to him.
Why is this guy given the chance to do this to us?
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
i'd love to be his ferrari. i'd take his nozzle whenever he wanted to put it in me. it'd make me wet. oops now i did it, transmission fluid everywhere...
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
Isn't he a professional dancer?? So why does he act out the words of his song? LOL Reminds me of my choreography as a 7 year old.
He sucks.
And bragging about all his money and stuff? Pah-lease
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
He has the most hideous taste in shoes I've seen since Punky Brewster
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
2 questions - why did they have to use one of Britney's OLD songs (Oops) as a backbeat and WHY does he wear those hideous pants in public?
The Federswines need to crawl back into a double-wide where they belong.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
he looks asian
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
Whoever is saying everyone looks asian is cracking me up
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
Don't hate cuz he married who he did. He's got as much talent as the other (c)rappers and you all know it!!!!!! You'll be on the K-Fed bandwagon soon enuff!!!! Ugh huh!!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
PLEASE GOD, MAKE IT STOP!
By Vigilante, on 2:29 PM
K-Fed is clearly an unwitting participant in a much larger plan to make it finally unfashionable for adult males to dress up like 12 year-old kids. Bravo, K-Fed! Oversized baseball caps and baggy shorts are now officially uncool for adults. Are you listening, (insert favorite ethnic group here)?
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
1:33, don't be hating on Punky.
By S., on 2:40 PM
is it just me? But when i see this vid i get this sudden urge stab him with a fork repeatedly, lol.
I never thought it was posible for someone to annoy me so fast.
ooh i think he is not dancing cause he's scared to get made fun of.... LOL
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
keeeeeeevin...
keeeeeeevin...
keeeeeeevin...
i want your
seeeeeeemen...
seeeeeeemen...
seeeeeeemen...
yumyum
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
Gag me with a spoon. He sucks more than anyone out there. Does he actually think he's going to get fans by bragging about how much money he has????? Did he forget that he's white?
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
I think hes good
haha yeah right. poor britney.
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
I think hes good
haha yeah right. poor Britney.
By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM
White boy doesn't think he has to work hard to make it. Unlike other performers who actually dance while they are performing he already thinks he is too "big" for that and needs his 'backup dancers' to do it for him while he just sits back and lays the groove on all of us.
Brit girl busted moves all over the place when she sang. So does Timberlake, but ex-dancer K-Fed is just to big for that kind of stuff.
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
i like the beat but the lyrics suck n he's so fine
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
It's funny in the way movies like "Meet The Fockers" are funny. You know, where the characters are screwing up so bad that it's almost too painful to watch and you feel embarrassed for them. It's a lot like that.
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
...He's like a bad joke with no punch line...
We'll there's hope, if no one bought Parasite Hilton's album... then Kevin should expect the same.
By Halo, on 4:14 PM
i'd hit his fat pooper
By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM
A shout out to K-Mel, Show Boogie, and Boolish! Who, what the f***...? Boys, couldn't you find someone else to dance for? And why is K-Fed performing on Ellen? What audience is he trying to reach during that time slot? And if this is Ellen's idea of trying to appeal to the wiggers out there... shame on you! Please stop encouraging him.
By Gubise, on 5:24 PM
britney probably PAID Ellen to put this turd on her show.
By Anonymous, on 5:58 PM
Britney dumped that whole "fell in love with a backup dancer" story on their short-lived show Chaotic. She admitted she basically picked him up in a club. The "backup dancer" thing was just PR.
By The Kenosha Kid, on 6:29 PM
F-Ked's writing reminds me of Britney's "Outrageous," which her fans proudly said she wrote herself. Judging from the lyrical quality, I'd say they're right.
And I bet Britney threatened to never come on Ellen's show again unless she let F-Ked on.
By Anonymous, on 8:32 PM
It's NOT awful. The song itself is a decent pop piece. But K-Fed doesn't really have that superstar spark. He doesn't have stage presence. He doesn't do anything "special" like, dance. He's not at all compelling on stage.
He should model. He looked great in that photospread from a couple of months ago. He's very photogenic and cleans up really well.
He's just not a performer, is all.
By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
If you close your eyes, K-Fed sounds almost exactly like Snoop Dog and Snoop Dog's considered a good rapper isn't he? Personally, I don't like rap music, but if you do, you really have no reason not to like K-Fed's music.
By Anonymous, on 10:20 PM
You know he's putting the cheap shit in that car.
By Me, on 12:42 AM
The song is actually pretty good. Fun how it combines rap and 80's hard rock. But K-Fed is still one of the lamest performers I've ever seen, I wish this song had been performed by someone more talented.
By Anonymous, on 4:53 AM
Near the second chorus he had the mic too far away and revealsed he is faking lol.
For what it is, it's actually a very good song.
By Anonymous, on 7:15 AM
'Hip hop flavour mixed with a little bit of rock and roll'??
WTF kind of rock and roll has he been listening to? That song is based around a goddamn synthesizer hook. I'm surprised that there's no Keytar player onstage with him.
His flavour of 'rock and roll' makes The Killers (who'm I like) look like Black fuckin Sabbath.
I don't know who I should feel more sympathy for: Asslee Simpson's band members, or K-fed's band members. Nah, fuck it. They've made their beds, let them lie in it.
By joejoe, on 8:39 AM
9:30 PM is completely correct, kfed cleans up nice. he can make me dirty any time.
By Anonymous, on 8:49 AM
I can't believe how many fucking retarded K-Fed fans there are here. It's obvious it's all the same person. Some very lonely and desperate person with no gag reflex or good taste in anything.
By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM
^ so, um...you can't believe how many fucking retarded K-Fed fans there are here = one. i always hated math.
By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM
Huh, and I thought guys liked a girl with no gag reflex.
By Vigilante, on 9:04 AM
and the lack of good taste would also be a plus for obvious reasons
By Anonymous, on 9:11 AM
KFed is a beautiful man who makes beautiful music. especially in bed!
By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM
80S HARD ROCK? Are you out of your frickin mind? F-Ked wouldn't know hard rock if Billy Corgan and Jimmy Page were beating him to death with vintage guitars!
"Little bit of rock'n'roll"? See above. This guy is like a rap version of Spinal Tap, except he's not a spoof!
By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
i'd drink a gallon of his jizz and then ask for seconds!
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
good rap, bad rap. It all sounds like crap to me.
By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM
Ooh, I feel like I'm going to vomit. or have a seizure. He is just horrible. The sad thing is, the music in his song isn't that bad, but he just sucks so bad that it ruins it.
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
K-Fled blows. There are at least two "nontraditional" rappers who are better than K-Fled: Gollum and "Blazin'" Hazen. Look up the "Gollum rap" and/or search "Blazin Hazen" on YouTube to see why.
His band doesn't seem half-bad - hopefully they'll get wise and dump that jerk and go off with a real vocalist.
By wheezer_april_4th_1966, on 6:17 PM
WOW.. I am speechless, and as a musician.. I'm apalled.. I think I just threw up a little in my own mouth, that's probably better than seeing this clown make a record.. We get it dude, you're rich cause you married Britknee-Speeeers.. What a bitch..
-LS
www.audiotemple.com
By Anonymous, on 8:05 AM
ugh thats all i have to say hes pathedic
By Anonymous, on 6:02 PM
"One earring costs more than your budget" "My Ferrari costs more than your little S Class". Always good when your talent-deficient AND insulting anybody listening who is not rich. I really loved "I take care of my own thats my family", which I guess is his translation of "love em and leave em".
By terexam2, on 8:36 AM
Little bit of rock'n'roll"? See above. This guy is like a rap version of Spinal Tap, except he's not a spoof!
September 08, 2006 9:28 AM
Please do not include Nigel, Derek, Tommy, and David in the same sentence as KFed- even in jest. But you may be on to something here. He is so awful that he could actually play a wigger no talent wannabe rap star in a Spinal Tap like movie. The popa zao clip alone was priceless.
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
Does he think he's like Biggie Smalls, with old Puffy dancing in a circle? I swear, I have never seen a cracker who wanted to be a homey so fkn bad!! What a puffed up poser! somebody KILL IT...!
By homegirl, on 4:45 PM
Admittedly I am not a rap fan, but why has popular culture even allowed white guys to do it? The whole urban oppressed busta moves thing and white guys are posing and cashing in?
At least white blues artists could actually play decent music, but then I still have a hard time calling this crap music.
By Anonymous, on 4:45 PM
At least he's honest. He's just doing it for the money. Still no record contract eh Kevin?
By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM
Hey, VH1's "worst moments of the 21st century" needs to get its footage from somewhere, no?
By seriously111, on 8:15 PM
Hate to break it to you guys, but unfortunately Sony did give him a record deal. God knows why...it's truly appalling. Even more horrifying is the fact that he is also getting acting deals. Thankfully, I don't watch CSI or Entourage, cuz I'd have to stop.
By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM
"Hate to break it to you guys, but unfortunately Sony did give him a record deal."
Who are these people who make these decisions?? :o
You just know, somewhere, some really talented young musican has just been given the heave ho to make room for this bum.
By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM
F-Fed & Britney are amercias trailer trash royality. The guy's only getting a name because of who he married NOT because he has any talent. THIS DUDE SUCKS {No talent}
By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
Lol wow thats just as bad as the video itself.
The best part of the entire song and video(and this) are the dancer's that come in for 10-15 seconds at a time some of them got great moves...
By Anonymous, on 9:38 PM
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