dunno about slow news. ANS sold the last living pics of her son (taken in the hospital room) to celeb weeklies. alternating between those pics and these helped me to hold out longer.
(1) She's already done dirty movies with nudity (2) She's likely to make MORE dirty movies with nudity (3) Billy Zane won't last with her, so maybe he'll go away and quit interrupting my fantasies with her. Having him show up in that "Phantom" outfit is an erection killer.
i know she's hot and everything, but that pose in the last pic is a swing and a miss. it looks like somebody's playing around with a big-hair wig put on a mannequin in the lingerie dept
it's no use. zane ruins her. whatever else she is, she's a girl who chooses to be repeatedly zane-slimed. she'd find a way to mention him while you're getting naked, and then during sex the back of her head (doggie, of course, in case she tries to talk) would turn into his face, and then it'd be all over. or you'd get a killer erection, but then you should be with biel anyway, if you like dudes.
I don't get why she isn't in the VS catalog. She is way hotter than most of them,plus Leonardo hasn't banged her yet. Which adds a point to her hotness.
she's sorta hot. she's kind of thick and has a very ordinary face, not sleek and elegant and distinctive like paris hilton, but she's not bad in her own way.
Again with this boring bitch? Dude, someone is a little infatuated. I can go to Maxim's website or any other men's mag website and see far better than this moose.
I wish this site would get back to doing what they do best--- being mean to stupid overexposed celebs, not giving dumb bitches like this more publicity.
BAAAAHAAAAAA!!! Are they kidding us with the last pic? She looks RIDICULOUS. Fire the photo-editor that let that one get out. She looks like a total head-case. And the granny panties aint doing it for me either.
she looks hot in these pictures but similar to every other "hot" girl in mags.
and i can never tell it's her unless there's a headline over it that says it's kelly brook. she doesn't have a gorgeous face to remember her by.. she looks so different in pics like these and candid ones of her without makeup.
the trouble with voluptuous girls like kelly here is that they have such harsh expiration dates. her "best if eaten by" date seems like it might be today. soon enough, when she has a kid or "retires" (if you stop wearing underwear in public is that really retiring?), she's going to pull the ripcord. then she'll be constantly saying "i used to be so ffffuckin hot" while spraying cookie crumbs on everyone. meanwhile, you're at the beach and somebody asks you to move the sunblock, and when you reach for the bottle you realize they're referring to your wife.
so zane's got the right idea. and i'm sure she couldn't understand a word jason statham said to her, so she made the right choice also.
Yeah, you guys are right, really average...on the way to work I saw at least 10 girls that were hotter. Oh, and horrible body, yeah really overweight. What planet are you guys from where this is average? I want to move.
i was just asking what weight you guys think she is ?? they say 8 stone 4 but i dont think so - she has a perfect figure and all the bumps in the right places - but i'd love to know what weight she is -
if you threw her in a bowl of naked Maxim girls, she'd look average. if you ran into her in real life she'd walk right by as you wet your pants while trying to say "hi".
i didn't mean she was fat i just wondered what weight does everything think she is ? she has a fab figure, i am toning up at the moment and she would be an icon of mine ( only in the weight department ) so what weight would you say she is ? 9 - 10 stone ?
Her face looks really pretty here. Shame that her face isnt as eye catching as her gorgoeus body. Dont get me wrong, her face is alot better than most but just not "special". Her bewbs and ass is the best ive ever seen.
YES she could hang clothes on them nipples of hers.
Please someone link up a nude pic of her on the beach with "Whaley" Zane to show just how effing nice those things are. If I can find mine I will link up for you all.
And for all the haters, yeah one day them bitches will sag like ALL do, but surely she can keep her pennies in a jar and have a Dr. lift em. OR maybe by then she will have grown an I.Q. and dumped Billy and married a doctor. FREEBIES!
multiple surgeries always make people look like freaks, it's no solution. she should be happy looking superhot now, and try to handle the inevitable cowdom with grace and dignity, like learning to go "mooooooo" with a nice lilt. when she does pop, her dude of the moment should just peel out. they'll always be some balding guy with a good income who feels lucky to be married to a fat-wrapped former model.
That whole "she's gonna sag one day" crap is ridiculous by the way. Based on that, don't look at anyone and think they're hot, because they'll be old some day. Don't have fun, you'll die some day. Who cares, she's hot now. You mean to tell me I can't enjoy the pool scene in Fast Times because Phoebe Cates is old NOW?
still nobody is saying how much she weighs ?? i think this is an icon for girls like me you want to improve there figure, im not fat before you guys ask but she has the body to die for - so would we say maybe 145 pounds ?? girls please you'd know
you know someone's hot when the only downside people can find to their looks is "they'll be old someday"
ladies-A cup or DDD, youre going to sag, wrinkle, and gray. just focus on keeping yourself healthy and being graceful. and stop being a petty bitch. none of the attendants in the home are going to like you with an attitude like that
guys-viagra might keep you up one day, but its not going to keep you young. 80% of older guys I see have beer bellies, so dont act like a former model putting on weight is the most horrifying thing in the world. besides, why would you worry about how some lingerie model is going to age? the chances of her choosing to spend her life beside you are only slightly lower than the chances that the "way hotter chicks on Maxim's website" would look at you if you were on fire.
it's not equal - guys just have to make money. in most cases that gets better as you get older. girls have to look hot, which goes in the opposite direction. it's pointless to talk about guys looking bad when they get older - it's true, but it doesn't matter. they just have to be reasonably successful and not a complete eyesore (or rich, and then nothing else matters - just ask Christina). sorry about the double standard. real sorry.
it's not equal - guys just have to make money. in most cases that gets better as you get older. girls have to look hot, which goes in the opposite direction. it's pointless to talk about guys looking bad when they get older - it's true, but it doesn't matter. they just have to be reasonably successful and not a complete eyesore (or rich, and then nothing else matters - just ask Christina). sorry about the double standard. real sorry.
September 21, 2006 8:22 AM
oh right. I forgot that all the guys that post on here are mutil millionaires. oops. smart catch.
seriously, gorgeous girls are only going to sleep with men "for their money" if they have a whole fucking lot of money. more than anyone on this board will probably ever have. sorry about reality. real sorry.
not even close to true. hot girls who want to be famous go looking for multi-millionaires. hot girls who don't want to pursue fame (meaning the vast majority of them) look for successful guys who usually don't match their hotness. it's a trade, happens all the time, just open your eyes and look around. it's never been about guys' hotness, at least after high school. match up any list of the "50 hottest guys" and the "50 most eligible bachelors" and there will be a big drop in looks on that second list. the second list doesn't exist for women. real sorry about that.
Of course theyre real, they're only C cups and she isnt a skeletor. I'm the same size with natural D's. Yes Kelly keep working on it and soon you'll look almost as hot as me :)
of course we only go for rich men, what does a broke loser got to offer me? All men are the same the only difference is their wallet. And I say the bigger the wallet the better. Plus I don't have to do shit. All I do is shop shop shop and look pretty. Men are so stupid too, as long as you look hot they lose their focus and you can make him give you anything you want. I feel sorry for broke losers no pretty girl wants you! you can only get fat Mcdonald's chicks haha xoxo
i would say she weighhs 145 ... she is so fake though, i have seen her before here in the UK, she does not look like that really ,, very plain and wear ALOT of makeup -
"All you young guys take note: The more smokin hot a woman is, the way to hold onto them is to treat them like dirt. Set the bar low and keep it there. Never spend money on them. Don't return their phone calls. "Hit" all her friends. She will chase you around to F your brains out, the whole time she will complain to her friends what an A-hole you are. You need to lower her self esteem. The lower you take it, the more sex she will have with you".
" Yes Kelly keep working on it and soon you'll look almost as hot as me :) I'm the same size with natural D's". PROVE IT. Take a pic without your face if you don't want to show your face. I say your a DOG, and all talk. WOOF WOOF.
I am so sick of hearing boys/young men use the "your just jealous" argument against women all the time, it's pathetic. Do you really find it that hard to believe that not everyone finds this woman attractive? Maybe women want a role model who is actually good looking and has some intelligence. The FACT that Kelly Brook was fired from UK breakfast TV for failing to be able to read an autocue (even when the words were phonetically spelt) and again from presenting Celebrity Love Island for being too dull on camera (which she did wearing only a bikini!) are just some of the reason why the British public are aware of how stupid this girl really is. By her own admission she was told the only thing she could do with her life is glamour modelling when she was in stage school (and she has been proven right).. The fact that she plays porn type roles just highlights it - how many actresses do you know who turn up to their own premier showing their minge? Great publicity, not so great if you want to be taken seriously. Don't recall anyone at the Oscars showing her minge their night.
So guys NO we are not "jealous" we just want to see a real woman, not boys toys all the time. And this is coming from a 25yr old female, 6ft tall, 9.5 stone and boobs bigger than hers - do I want to glamour model - DO I FUCK!! I am a post grad student at UNI.
90 Comments:
Kelly Brook makes my pants stand up.
By CK1, on 12:20 PM
pffffffffft...pfft pfft pfft pbpbp
PTHBPTHBPTHBPTHB PLOP PLOP PLOP SPLATTER!!!!!! SQUIRT SPLASH PTHBPTHBPTHB!!!
pfffft
By Kelly Clarkson's Anus, on 12:24 PM
Smokin' hot! Is her shit real?
By Joy, on 12:24 PM
as an actress she wears underwear very well
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
on the back of the couch just barely noticeable is a streak of zane splooge. gross.
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
good god!dess
By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
dunno about slow news. ANS sold the last living pics of her son (taken in the hospital room) to celeb weeklies. alternating between those pics and these helped me to hold out longer.
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
i'm sorry but that didn't sound like an anus two months ahead on daily caloric intake
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
joy @ 12:24 PM just check the toilet, she's right above you
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
is she related to that fat chick on the boat?
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
f*@k billy zane...bald bastard...
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
I would kill to look like Kelly Brook. The woman actually eats, is clearly healthy, and damn...look at her.
By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
airbrushing makes her face look nice :)
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
Those cans are huge! Are they real?
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
Thanks Todd! Yet another cure for skin cancer!! Now do you have anything to cure chafing?!?
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
Here's the good news:
(1) She's already done dirty movies with nudity
(2) She's likely to make MORE dirty movies with nudity
(3) Billy Zane won't last with her, so maybe he'll go away and quit interrupting my fantasies with her. Having him show up in that "Phantom" outfit is an erection killer.
By jeditemple, on 1:16 PM
nice.
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
i'm worried she'll catch cold
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
Having him show up in that "Phantom" outfit is an erection killer...
...or killer erection
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
here's the even better news: her 15 is almost up, so she'll be in girl-girl soft-core porn soon ("Brook's Desires")
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
i know she's hot and everything, but that pose in the last pic is a swing and a miss. it looks like somebody's playing around with a big-hair wig put on a mannequin in the lingerie dept
By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
it's no use. zane ruins her. whatever else she is, she's a girl who chooses to be repeatedly zane-slimed. she'd find a way to mention him while you're getting naked, and then during sex the back of her head (doggie, of course, in case she tries to talk) would turn into his face, and then it'd be all over. or you'd get a killer erection, but then you should be with biel anyway, if you like dudes.
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
I don't get why she isn't in the VS catalog. She is way hotter than most of them,plus Leonardo hasn't banged her yet. Which adds a point to her hotness.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
Those are DD's, I would imagine. Anyone know for sure?
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
Leo needs to bang her 1000 times to cover over the Billy Zane. Then you can add a point.
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
i bet zane's forehead knows if they're DDs
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
Is she real? I'm jealous. No one should look that good and not be me. I'm going to go kill myself now.
bye
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
she's sorta hot. she's kind of thick and has a very ordinary face, not sleek and elegant and distinctive like paris hilton, but she's not bad in her own way.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
she makes happy in my pants.
By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
Again with this boring bitch? Dude, someone is a little infatuated. I can go to Maxim's website or any other men's mag website and see far better than this moose.
I wish this site would get back to doing what they do best--- being mean to stupid overexposed celebs, not giving dumb bitches like this more publicity.
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
"Titanic: The Musical"
Anyone?
Anyone?
(please?)
By billy zane, on 5:27 PM
Titanic: The Musical has been done. Billy doesn't have the chops. However if we were casting for the iceberg, then I see two candidates right here.
By CK1, on 5:45 PM
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/blog/archives/kbshootthumb.jpg
Holy Fuck! Where is the full size of this photo, Todd?
By David from NY, on 6:33 PM
BAAAAHAAAAAA!!! Are they kidding us with the last pic? She looks RIDICULOUS. Fire the photo-editor that let that one get out. She looks like a total head-case. And the granny panties aint doing it for me either.
By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM
^ Those are "boy shorts" and you're a jealous fat girl.
By Anonymous, on 6:56 PM
I think her posing was better on the yaucht.
By Anonymous, on 7:34 PM
3:28
LOL Paris HIlton "sleek, elegant, distinctive" HAHAHA That cheered me up.
People who think she's thick have serious self hate issues.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM
she looks hot in these pictures but similar to every other "hot" girl in mags.
and i can never tell it's her unless there's a headline over it that says it's kelly brook. she doesn't have a gorgeous face to remember her by.. she looks so different in pics like these and candid ones of her without makeup.
By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM
Yeah, but you could hang a coat on her nipples. You need to see her nude to truly appreciate her.
By jeditemple, on 9:29 PM
Where are the Hi-Res, large pics? These are just beggin' to be clicked!
By Anonymous, on 9:53 PM
"The image has been scaled-down. Click the image to show the real size."
DUH! Click the pictures to see the bigger ones.
By Anonymous, on 10:03 PM
This is the idiot who dumped...I say, I say, DUMPED Jason Statham (JASON STATHAM!!!!) for Billy Zane.
My Lava Lamp is smarter than this woman.
By Anonymous, on 1:14 AM
what weight would you say she is about 10 stone ? yes ? she looks great, i'd love to have her body
By Orla, on 1:33 AM
I know this fat girl right here is jealous. She does have a nearly perfect body. I can't name anyone else I'd like to look like more.
I think she's with Billy Zane because it makes her acting look better. But unlike Billy, all she's gotta do is get naked and nobody cares!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:21 AM
the trouble with voluptuous girls like kelly here is that they have such harsh expiration dates. her "best if eaten by" date seems like it might be today. soon enough, when she has a kid or "retires" (if you stop wearing underwear in public is that really retiring?), she's going to pull the ripcord. then she'll be constantly saying "i used to be so ffffuckin hot" while spraying cookie crumbs on everyone. meanwhile, you're at the beach and somebody asks you to move the sunblock, and when you reach for the bottle you realize they're referring to your wife.
so zane's got the right idea. and i'm sure she couldn't understand a word jason statham said to her, so she made the right choice also.
By Anonymous, on 5:27 AM
Yeah, you guys are right, really average...on the way to work I saw at least 10 girls that were hotter. Oh, and horrible body, yeah really overweight. What planet are you guys from where this is average? I want to move.
By Anonymous, on 6:49 AM
i was just asking what weight you guys think she is ?? they say 8 stone 4 but i dont think so - she has a perfect figure and all the bumps in the right places - but i'd love to know what weight she is -
By Anonymous, on 8:10 AM
she is gorgeous , i just wonder what weight she is thats all ... they say 8 stone but i dont think she's that skinny - she has the perfect body
By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM
she is stunning, what weight do you think she is ?
By Anonymous, on 8:35 AM
if you threw her in a bowl of naked Maxim girls, she'd look average. if you ran into her in real life she'd walk right by as you wet your pants while trying to say "hi".
By Anonymous, on 8:48 AM
i didn't mean she was fat i just wondered what weight does everything think she is ? she has a fab figure, i am toning up at the moment and she would be an icon of mine ( only in the weight department ) so what weight would you say she is ? 9 - 10 stone ?
By Girl26, on 8:56 AM
I don't know the pound-stone conversion, but she's got two rocks that must weigh a lot--and I wouldn't mind weighing them by hand.
By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM
these pics have given me 10 stone-hard erections, if that helps
By Anonymous, on 9:24 AM
Her face looks really pretty here. Shame that her face isnt as eye catching as her gorgoeus body. Dont get me wrong, her face is alot better than most but just not "special".
Her bewbs and ass is the best ive ever seen.
YES she could hang clothes on them nipples of hers.
Please someone link up a nude pic of her on the beach with "Whaley" Zane to show just how effing nice those things are.
If I can find mine I will link up for you all.
And for all the haters, yeah one day them bitches will sag like ALL do, but surely she can keep her pennies in a jar and have a Dr. lift em. OR maybe by then she will have grown an I.Q. and dumped Billy and married a doctor. FREEBIES!
B.
By Brandie, on 9:24 AM
multiple surgeries always make people look like freaks, it's no solution. she should be happy looking superhot now, and try to handle the inevitable cowdom with grace and dignity, like learning to go "mooooooo" with a nice lilt. when she does pop, her dude of the moment should just peel out. they'll always be some balding guy with a good income who feels lucky to be married to a fat-wrapped former model.
By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
That whole "she's gonna sag one day" crap is ridiculous by the way. Based on that, don't look at anyone and think they're hot, because they'll be old some day. Don't have fun, you'll die some day. Who cares, she's hot now. You mean to tell me I can't enjoy the pool scene in Fast Times because Phoebe Cates is old NOW?
By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
Look at those! I wouldn't leave the house if I had those all-day suckers around
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
no it's because somebody's going to open your bathroom door while you're fapfapfapping away
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
if I had boobs, and a mirror, I'd never leave the house. except to get a bigger mirror. to look at my boobs.
By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
September 20, 2006 9:44 AM
Jealous much?
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
still nobody is saying how much she weighs ?? i think this is an icon for girls like me you want to improve there figure, im not fat before you guys ask but she has the body to die for - so would we say maybe 145 pounds ?? girls please you'd know
By Anonymous, on 1:26 AM
150
By Anonymous, on 3:09 AM
150
By Anonymous, on 3:09 AM
you know someone's hot when the only downside people can find to their looks is "they'll be old someday"
ladies-A cup or DDD, youre going to sag, wrinkle, and gray. just focus on keeping yourself healthy and being graceful. and stop being a petty bitch. none of the attendants in the home are going to like you with an attitude like that
guys-viagra might keep you up one day, but its not going to keep you young. 80% of older guys I see have beer bellies, so dont act like a former model putting on weight is the most horrifying thing in the world. besides, why would you worry about how some lingerie model is going to age? the chances of her choosing to spend her life beside you are only slightly lower than the chances that the "way hotter chicks on Maxim's website" would look at you if you were on fire.
By Anonymous, on 6:22 AM
you still havent said what weight you think she is ?? can you read
By Anonymous, on 8:08 AM
it's not equal - guys just have to make money. in most cases that gets better as you get older. girls have to look hot, which goes in the opposite direction. it's pointless to talk about guys looking bad when they get older - it's true, but it doesn't matter. they just have to be reasonably successful and not a complete eyesore (or rich, and then nothing else matters - just ask Christina). sorry about the double standard. real sorry.
By Anonymous, on 8:22 AM
her weight is 17.256 metric bricks
By Anonymous, on 8:23 AM
if you want an exact weight, please be specific: with, or without, a giant load of Zane monkeyspunk?
By Anonymous, on 8:26 AM
Are those tits real?
Damn she's hot! I'd so **** her tits and make her **** all over me.
Damn now I need to take a cold shower.
By Fucking A!, on 8:29 AM
just answer what you think ? its not that hard - how old are you just out of interest ??
By Anonymous, on 8:41 AM
if i had to guess her weight, i'd say she weighs as much as a 2-foot by 4-foot plastic container filled with billy zane testicles.
By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM
i have one in my room if you want to weight it.
By Anonymous, on 8:55 AM
she looks like she weighs about 165. she'd look better if she lost 20.
By Anonymous, on 9:01 AM
Anonymous said...
it's not equal - guys just have to make money. in most cases that gets better as you get older. girls have to look hot, which goes in the opposite direction. it's pointless to talk about guys looking bad when they get older - it's true, but it doesn't matter. they just have to be reasonably successful and not a complete eyesore (or rich, and then nothing else matters - just ask Christina). sorry about the double standard. real sorry.
September 21, 2006 8:22 AM
oh right. I forgot that all the guys that post on here are mutil millionaires. oops. smart catch.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
seriously, gorgeous girls are only going to sleep with men "for their money" if they have a whole fucking lot of money. more than anyone on this board will probably ever have. sorry about reality. real sorry.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
not even close to true. hot girls who want to be famous go looking for multi-millionaires. hot girls who don't want to pursue fame (meaning the vast majority of them) look for successful guys who usually don't match their hotness. it's a trade, happens all the time, just open your eyes and look around. it's never been about guys' hotness, at least after high school. match up any list of the "50 hottest guys" and the "50 most eligible bachelors" and there will be a big drop in looks on that second list. the second list doesn't exist for women. real sorry about that.
By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM
No.
Girls who want to be famous look for famous guys.
Girls who want to be rich look for rich guys.
And girls who want neither fame nor money... don't exist.
The less attractive they are, the more they are prepared to settle, that's all. You could plot the curve on a graph.
By prof. dyson, on 5:57 PM
Of course theyre real, they're only C cups and she isnt a skeletor. I'm the same size with natural D's. Yes Kelly keep working on it and soon you'll look almost as hot as me :)
By Anonymous, on 7:21 PM
of course we only go for rich men, what does a broke loser got to offer me? All men are the same the only difference is their wallet. And I say the bigger the wallet the better. Plus I don't have to do shit. All I do is shop shop shop and look pretty. Men are so stupid too, as long as you look hot they lose their focus and you can make him give you anything you want. I feel sorry for broke losers no pretty girl wants you! you can only get fat Mcdonald's chicks haha
xoxo
By Anonymous, on 7:24 PM
this chick is an instant hard on
By Anonymous, on 9:00 PM
i would say she weighhs 145 ... she is so fake though, i have seen her before here in the UK, she does not look like that really ,, very plain and wear ALOT of makeup -
By Anonymous, on 1:26 AM
Meow!
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
I wrote this for CUNTS just like
7:24 pm.
"All you young guys take note: The more smokin hot a woman is, the way to hold onto them is to treat them like dirt. Set the bar low and keep it there. Never spend money on them. Don't return their phone calls. "Hit" all her friends. She will chase you around to F your brains out, the whole time she will complain to her friends what an A-hole you are. You need to lower her self esteem. The lower you take it, the more sex she will have with you".
By Anonymous, on 8:25 AM
" Yes Kelly keep working on it and soon you'll look almost as hot as me :) I'm the same size with natural D's". PROVE IT. Take a pic without your face if you don't want to show your face. I say your a DOG, and all talk. WOOF WOOF.
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
DAMN those titties are huge! are they real?! because they look real
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
she'd look better if she lost 20.
well some of us guys don't like anorexics.
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
At last she's pretty. Not skinny, not cortisoned-inflated, not vulcanized. Big boobs on a fine body. Someone could take example.
By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
*claps for Anon 6:22 AM*
You make me proud.
By Anonymous, on 2:57 AM
nobody has said what weight they think the girl is***??? i would say 155 - fine!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
I am so sick of hearing boys/young men use the "your just jealous" argument against women all the time, it's pathetic. Do you really find it that hard to believe that not everyone finds this woman attractive? Maybe women want a role model who is actually good looking and has some intelligence. The FACT that Kelly Brook was fired from UK breakfast TV for failing to be able to read an autocue (even when the words were phonetically spelt) and again from presenting Celebrity Love Island for being too dull on camera (which she did wearing only a bikini!) are just some of the reason why the British public are aware of how stupid this girl really is. By her own admission she was told the only thing she could do with her life is glamour modelling when she was in stage school (and she has been proven right).. The fact that she plays porn type roles just highlights it - how many actresses do you know who turn up to their own premier showing their minge? Great publicity, not so great if you want to be taken seriously. Don't recall anyone at the Oscars showing her minge their night.
So guys NO we are not "jealous" we just want to see a real woman, not boys toys all the time. And this is coming from a 25yr old female, 6ft tall, 9.5 stone and boobs bigger than hers - do I want to glamour model - DO I FUCK!! I am a post grad student at UNI.
By Anonymous, on 1:35 AM
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