Kelly Clarkson is Petty

106 Comments:

  • jesus gawd girl.. associating with a porn star (even so elusively) would definitely help your crappy career.. look what it did for parisite!!!

    http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html

    By dupababy, on 9:09 AM  

  • That is so racist.

    By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM  

  • She can have my black Civic. I bet no porn stars have that.

    By Vern, on 9:15 AM  

  • it's true, britney does look like she has 3 rears now

    By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM  

  • I think any person who willingly stars in "Britney Rears 3" should really feel insulted that they have to associated with white trash in general.

    By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM  

  • since when do fat girls not put out?

    By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM  

  • While Alana's car smells like snatch and banana scented condoms. Kelly's such an overrated fart.

    By Hottie Hottie, on 9:33 AM  

  • pfffffffffffft.... PLOPLOPLOPLPOPPBTHBTHBTHTBH.... squirt... splatter....pfffffft

    By Kelly Clarkson's Anus, on 9:35 AM  

  • once again i have the urge to give Kelly a rimjob

    By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM  

  • Gotta love the Posh-alike haircut. NOT. Must be trying to draw attention from her fat ass.

    By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM  

  • it's true, kelly clarkson is petty fat

    By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM  

  • belly clarkson sucks

    By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM  

  • 'Who was that fat brunette driving your car?'

    ROFL!

    By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM  

  • maybe johnny depp will kiss her and give her a new car

    By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM  

  • I love the fact that a porn star and her friends have a better sense of humor than a whiny karaoke singer from Texas.

    By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM  

  • Scuse me Todd, but she probably doesnt care if it isnt the only car on the road. She probably DOES care that there are two of them and the other one belongs to a trashy porn skank.

    Britney rears??? Please, girl. Nothing you say has any merit if that is your big movie.

    By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM  

  • Um, Alana? You are a porn star, slut. Keep your opinions to yourself. Kelly Clarkson is more of a celeb than you will ever be.

    By Alana who?, on 10:38 AM  

  • kelly's been trying to toughen up her goody-goody american idol image and she gets a PINK car? hunh?

    By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM  

  • Britney rears??? Please, girl. Nothing you say has any merit if that is your big movie.

    I know, right! "From Justin to Kelly" was so much better...........

    By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM  

  • it's all just a cover story. the true story is that kelly decided to try out the back seat of her mustang, got stuck, and the car was ruined when they had to use the jaws of life to get her out.

    By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM  

  • oh wait, it was Britney Rears 3. that one was brilliant (with the shaved squirrels and mayonnaise and everything). nevermind.

    By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM  

  • and I thought we would be treated to alana evans pics instead of the sasquatch :(.

    By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM  

  • kelly's pretty cool. i'd hit her giant jiggly ass. she'd really be able to hit the high notes during anal.

    By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM  

  • And here come the herd of stampeding fatties desperate to defend their fatastic queen, kelly clarkson. That cowbell around your neck doesn't mean its dinner time, it's there so I can get out of the way before I get stampeded upon by fatties! Moo!

    By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM  

  • Who told this girl she should cut her hair like that??? Ick. I didn't think she could look worse but... ohhh yeah she definitely does.

    By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM  

  • i think she's hot! i'm with 9:44, i'd give her a rimjob anytime! although breathing would be sort of a major issue.

    By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM  

  • Kelly GAVE that car away to a friend back when she first got it, around the beginning of June, so this article is bogus!! Must be said porn queen wants some publicity.

    ~Robert~

    By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM  

  • she's very cute in a girl-next-door type of way (if you happen to live next to a Weight Watchers)

    By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM  

  • Wow she's fat!

    By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM  

  • She's obviously an idiot, who cares if you share the same taste as a loser porn star? There's billions of people on the planet, people are going to like the same disgusting shade of pink to paint their car at least a hundred times over.

    By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM  

  • kelly clarkson is NOT FAT. the porn star has cum-scented breath. kelly may not have much style but she is definitely not fat compared to most women. standing next to size 0 celebrities, she will probably look enormous, but she isn't fat at all. the porn star looks like a tranny and drinks a glass of cum every morning. the porn whore a fucking loser who has to use kelly clarkson's name to get some press.

    By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM  

  • kay....I'm a huge KC fan. Love her music, think she's cute.

    But seriously...let it go kelly. it isn't like you've made money cause you're out there saying you're saving yourself for marriage. (ala brit and jessica) And a little part of me hates you for ordering a pink mustang. That's just retarded.

    And the porn star clearly just wants her name in the news. I think both ladies sound LAME-ASS after reading this one.

    By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM  

  • Meh, don't much care for ms. Clarkson, but I'm not buying this story. Porn stars have been known to stretch (among other things) the truth for publicity's sake, this just seems like one of those moments.

    By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM  

  • Pic 3: "Kelly, stop! I keep telling you, Sweetie, the microphone isn't food!"

    By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM  

  • What is it with calling Kelly Clarkson fat all the time? Hell, I don't like her music or think particularly much of her in general, but she's not fat.

    By Igg, on 12:40 PM  

  • at least alana is a success in her field. kelly clarkson is a fat nobody. what was her big film again? FJTK? the last porno i saw with alana was more believable and better acted.

    By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM  

  • Hmmm, all these folks calling a porn star a slut and whore...and probably watch said porn on a fairly regular basis. Seriously, why so down on the porn star? Have issues with sex do we?

    By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM  

  • kelly is so fat...
    ...all of her high-heel shoes have become sandals

    By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM  

  • kelly is so fat...
    ...when God said "Let there be light" He first had to say "Kelly move your goddam ass out of the way"

    By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM  

  • kelly is so fat...
    ...when she gets a cut gravy comes out

    By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM  

  • To all of you out there who think Kelly's fat - remember this: If you got the chance, you'd tap it in a fucking second.

    Hypocritical bastards.

    By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM  

  • i love the smell of cum-scented breath in the morning...smells like...victory

    By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM  

  • fat fat fat fat fat

    By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM  

  • *yawns*... I like Kelly's voice.

    By Kate, on 1:40 PM  

  • You are all stupid. Get jobs!

    By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM  

  • it's true, i'd hit her fat pooper. but not as a hypocrite - each thrust i'd scream "How now brown cow!!!"

    By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

  • kelly clarkson is an idiot. winning a karaoke contest doesn't make you special.

    oh, and i think she's fat. and i definitely WOULDN'T tap that. she'd probably crush me.

    By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM  

  • her new haircut is no defense against my skeeting

    By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM  

  • jesus she's fat.

    By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM  

  • The people who are insulting Kelly are just mean. She's a whale of a singer.

    By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM  

  • She should try opera. She'd be the skinny one then.

    By maria callas, on 2:20 PM  

  • pic2 = "Hey, hot dog over here!"

    By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM  

  • Is it just my eyes or is Kelly starting to look like Marcie from the Peanuts gang? All she's missing is the spectacles and the "Yes, Sir" response to butch girls.

    By jeditemple, on 2:51 PM  

  • kelly is not fat. she's ginormously heinied. there's a difference. technically.

    By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM  

  • it'd hit it. then root around for any ringdings hidden in her fat rolls. wouldn't have to move or anything.

    By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM  

  • KC is awesome. And she has actual talent. The nasty-ass porn ho should shut her mouth (and her legs) for once.

    By HatesHos, on 3:07 PM  

  • Kelly is not fat! Not all women can be a size 2. I bet Kelly is a size 6 or 8 is which in no where near the big girl sizes.

    By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM  

  • It's a bigger shame to go out in front of people looking like miss Clarkson than to be a porn star. If anything, the pornstar should want a different car than Kelly's.

    By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM  

  • 12:17 PM Well I can't tell. America's weight standarts are different, but here in Europe she's plain fat!
    Oh yeah and why a buy a pink car if you don't want to be assosiated with a porn star? Probably half of the porn stars in the world own pink cars.

    By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM  

  • How about a reality check? If we are talking about comparing personal accomplishments, I would hardly consider bending over and taking up the poop shoot comparable to selling over a million records.

    As for "Britney Rears 3", dear Lord they have already made two others?

    By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM  

  • some of my friends saw her and asked me, 'Who was that fat brunette driving your car?'"

    Now thats funny.

    By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM  

  • Alana whoever will eventually lose her uhh "talents" and will be earning her keep in some Vegas back alley while kelly, fat or not, can continue making bank off her voice for as long as she damn well pleases. You can sing at 40..50..60. but who wants to see Alana doing porn at those ages? Anyone? Anyone? Exactly!

    By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM  

  • yeah, she's real fat. idiot.

    By Anonymous, on 4:34 PM  

  • it's not over 'til the fat lady sings! oh, wait...

    By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM  

  • Todd.. Why you hate Kelly so much when there's thousands of others that get the scorn you so easily dish out.

    Don't hate the player, hate the game, baby.

    By Haggis, on 4:45 PM  

  • Kelly doesn't even own a PINK mustang; She gave her black mustang to her friend and she traded it in for a pink one.
    I'm sure this F-list porn star had nothing better than to make this up since she has a new movie coming out. Maybe she plays a whiner and a psychic since she knows why and what Kelly does.

    By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM  

  • This is totally a lie since Kelly got the car for FREE from Ford for endorsing them.

    By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM  

  • a twinkie and bratwurst pizza sounds yummy... if you're pregnant

    By Brandy, on 5:15 PM  

  • "at least alana is a success in her field. kelly clarkson is a fat nobody. what was her big film again? FJTK? the last porno i saw with alana was more believable and better acted."

    seriously anon 1:02, alana may be a success in the porn industry but its the PORN industry, she may have money but in the end she's still a PORN star and she's still trying to drag some press out of a real celebrity. And if Kelly
    Clarkson is a big fat nobody at least she's got a couple Grammy's (amongst other awards) to prove it. i'd have no problem being a nobody if i got to stare at my grammy's all day long and laugh my ass all the way to the bank. gay.

    By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM  

  • Forget about KC, where's the pic of the porn star??

    By Anonymous, on 6:12 PM  

  • "jesus gawd girl.. associating with a porn star (even so elusively) would definitely help your crappy career.. look what it did for parisite!!!"

    ummm have you looked at the girls record sales?! She is amazingly talented and of normal size, not fat. Crawl out from the fucking rock you are under and find a hobby to keep you away from bashing people that you are jealous of who are actually doing something with their life.
    Thanks:-)

    By Anonymous, on 6:39 PM  

  • I kinda se Kelly's point of view. I mean, it must get a little old having drunk old men climb into your car and ask for a blowjob at every stoplight. I do believe she has the upper hand too. I mean anyone can suck dick and get a boob job, but not everyone can make hit records. Don't confuse talent with D-listed wanna be quitters. PS, guess which one had a "stick"?

    By Vicbulge, on 7:28 PM  

  • Kelly is so fat....

    .....that after sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.

    By joejoe, on 8:35 PM  

  • Speaking of having things that are the same I wonder if Kelly got rid of her RABBIT since they both have one of those probably too ...http://www.therabbitvibrator.com/

    By Anonymous, on 8:42 PM  

  • Kelly Clarkson is an incredibly beautiful and talented young woman. She has incredible sex appeal and given an opportunity, I would do her in a heart beat!

    By Anonymous, on 9:59 PM  

  • who wants to bet 9:59 is a fat ass as well who is trying to be a guy to say she'll do kelly, just because she herself looks like KC

    LOL

    By Anonymous, on 10:39 PM  

  • Kelly didn't sell the pink mustang, she gave it to her best freind who is also her hair stylist. you people need to get your facts straight!

    By Anonymous, on 10:57 PM  

  • She stinks like the pigs on my pa's farm; is a mutant farm beast who deserves to have her face shit on.

    By Anonymous, on 11:30 PM  

  • "She has incredible sex appeal and given an opportunity, I would do her in a heart beat!"

    I am sure Renoir and Poe themselves shed a tear from within their graves this very moment at the beauty contained in your heartfelt words.

    *sniff*

    By Anonymous, on 12:20 AM  

  • joejoe said...
    Kelly is so fat....

    .....that after sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.

    September 05, 2006 8:35 PM



    LOL.

    By Anonymous, on 1:05 AM  

  • Why does weight always have to be an issue?shes has talented,nothing wrong if she has a little more curve to her,everybody cant be anorexic!!Either your'all part of the anorexic epidemic yourselves or you need to take a closer look in the mirror before you critisize anybody else

    By Anonymous, on 5:21 AM  

  • Why are you people calling her fat? I agree shes not anorexically thin like some other so-called starlets,but sheesh,she looks normal to me. You people are idiots!

    By Anonymous, on 7:30 AM  

  • Ok that hair-do sux,her arms look chubby,and i hate those glasses.But hideously fat?Thats just fuckin crazy!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:32 AM  

  • People, Kelly is very talented. I wish she was with me right now. I would wrap myself in her gunt-flab for warmth...it's fucking freezing in the office right now.

    By Anonymous, on 8:09 AM  

  • i love how you fat cunts sit around and make fun of someone who is normal weight, siding with a diseased riden whore. jealous of her talent much?

    By Anonymous, on 8:26 AM  

  • "seriously anon 1:02, alana may be a success in the porn industry but its the PORN industry, she may have money but in the end she's still a PORN star and she's still trying to drag some press out of a real celebrity."

    Anon at 5:50-
    You're missing a couple of points, specifically that being in porno doenst make you subhuman and that Alana is not trying to get press. The adult film world never gets nor needs press in the mainstream media. its just a funny story and kelly is still a tubby phony.

    By Anonymous, on 8:30 AM  

  • maybe Johnny Depp will let her kiss him, and then she'll get skinny. he seems to have that effect - look at the bags of bones he calls girlfriends.

    By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM  

  • "maybe Johnny Depp will let her kiss him,"

    Maybe. I hear they are good friends, after Kelly played his mom in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape".

    By J-Bird, on 10:01 AM  

  • Whoa. The fatties sure took their time to get to the comments this time.

    Did they have to climb a hill to get here, or did the tour of the Hostess factory end a little later than usual because someone decided to jump into the Twinkies filling vat?

    By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM  

  • I'm certainly not a Kelly Clarkson fan, but, from those pictures posted above, she sure doesn't look fat to me. For all of you that think that's fat, probably love this shit
    http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/startracks/060918/nicole_richie.jpg

    I prefer some meat on my girls, and this Kelly girl's got just the right amount.
    Anyways, to begin with, it should be illegal to paint a stang PINK!!! I'm just sayin

    By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM  

  • Thank you for giving us another opportunity to berate Kelly Clarkson.

    She's got some dignity (and she's fat), which makes it more fun than joking about Lohan or Paris or Jimpson.

    Thank you and please keep 'em coming.

    By Anonymous, on 8:10 PM  

  • she's a wonderful girl and i'm glad she's eating.

    By Anonymous, on 11:49 PM  

  • I've seen Kelly looking a bit beefy but not in that picture. I think her hair looks cute too. If she didn't want to keep the pink car, she shouldn't keep the pink car. Geez.

    By Anonymous, on 5:15 AM  

  • why is she trying to ride on kelly when shes the one talking about her?..hmm..i duno..bitches who fuck for a living just don't get my love..

    By Anonymous, on 7:02 AM  

  • maybe Johnny Depp will let her kiss him, and then she'll get skinny. he seems to have that effect - look at the bags of bones he calls girlfriends.

    September 06, 2006 9:38 AM

    You ain't kidding! He seems to really go for girls who are skin and bones. It makes you wonder if he was frightened by a breast as a child or something.

    By Anonymous, on 7:28 AM  

  • What a culture we live in. So judging by all of these posts, it is better to be a porn star who makes a living being filmed getting gang banged in the ass than to be a award winning singer who just happened to put on few pounds.

    Geebus, how demented have we all become?

    By Anonymous, on 7:33 AM  

  • We hate people who are "fat" more than we hate people who are sluts, criminals, drug addicts and total assholes.

    The good news is, is that you can be a thieving, drug addicted, prostitute who is a total bitch but still come out ahead as long as you are thin!

    By Anonymous, on 7:44 AM  

  • Lol this is so NOT true.. Kelly doesn't has a Pink Mustang... she has a really nice black one... Kelly would NEVER have a PINK car! lol, and she would also never do something like this...

    By Thessa, on 9:11 AM  

  • "What a culture we live in. So judging by all of these posts, it is better to be a porn star who makes a living being filmed getting gang banged in the ass than to be a award winning singer who just happened to put on few pounds.

    Geebus, how demented have we all become?"

    September 07, 2006 7:33 AM



    I completely agree....well said

    By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM  

  • ^ fat.

    September 07, 2006 7:33 AM - fat

    By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

  • It's no wonder our teenagers are starving theirselves thinking they are fat when they are perfectly healthy

    By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM  

  • Honey, if they stopped serving soda in elementary school, our kids wouldn't need to starve themselves to look normal.

    Blame Kelly's 4th grade principal for making her look like a thanksgiving turkey... don't blame men.

    Anorexia is just America catching up to Europe.

    By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM  

  • KC looks like a cheap advertisement media whore, logos everywhere in the pics, like that Jeff Clark retard. So what raises her so far above the porn star? I can see the corporate chickenfat on her lips. Its all a profit center -- face, ass, hair. She'd be beautiful without all that ad-infested noise everywhere.

    By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM  

  • you guys need to lay off kelly, she has two grammies, millions in album sales, and a following of many. that porn bitch can say what she wants, the only reason why we even heard of her because kelly was involved. so suck it!

    By Anonymous, on 7:09 PM  

  • Everyone that is so busy judging a girl for her weight which is no where near fat (try normal) and judging her hair and everything thats just not important.

    REMEMBER! She is famous for her singing, she is known for her singing. Every other comment with the basis of her personal choices and appearance is a true reflection of how far we have come as a race. People like you are why this world and our youths are faced with so many issues.

    Think before you open your mouth. If its nothing but pessemistic junk, try voicing your opinion to only yourself.

    By Anonymous, on 5:30 AM  

  • so what if kelly sold her car because a porn whore drove the same model? i would have done the same thing.

    By Anonymous, on 7:55 PM  

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