Can someone please put Nicole Ritchie in hospital on a drip, if not for her own life than for all the kiddies who look up to her and are now starving themselves even more than ever? She is a walking corpse, I'm pretty sure I see a vulture in the corner of pic 2. Utterly hideous to look at, and horrifying to think someone is starving to death before our eyes. Someone, anyone, please get her medical help.
Cavallari still looks less cartoonish than Carmen, plus she hasn't slept w/ Dave Navarro and the worm. She needs to get some big ole fake boobs, that'll extend it at least another 15 mins, right into penthouse!
I don't think that Kristen Cavalleri is hot at all. She's the same average girl you see at any bar in SoCal, it's just that everyone knows she's a slut so she's popular, just like Highschool.
i totally missed a detail the first time i looked at the Nicole pictures. look very closely at the first 2 pictures - in the background, peeking out at Nicole from behind the hanging clothing, wearing a bib and muttering "reckon i'll eat that big french fried patater" - it's Kelly Clarkson!
Yeah, um...Kristin Cal-however you spell it...who IS this person??? Does having Nick Lachey put his penis in you qualify you to walk a stupid red carpet these days?
Carmen Electra is a skank. She just needs to make some porn movies and get it over with. Shit, we all know she's dying to. Right now she's just a tease...ya'll remember that pole-dancing video she made??? Sheesh.
And this Nicole Ritchie. Her father must really hate her and want her to die. Why doesn't Lionel DO SOMETHING??? She looks fukkin TERRIBLE. This girl is gonna go just like Elvis did. Except for sitting on the shitter, she'll be leaning over it with her finger down the back of her throat.
Kristin Cavallari needs a boob job to lock in that job with the porn industry. And for a moment, I thought that picture of Nicole Richtie was my great grandmother.
hey, I have an idea for how she could stay famous- she could find a marketable or useful talent, or dedicate all her time and money to charitable causes.
or she could make a sex tape. yeah, a sex tape is probably more realistic.
I have hated that girl ever since she thought she was so cool for cheating on her boyfriend on Laguna Beach, so I say go Fuck yourself Kristin, you'll never be famous, and I hope you rot in hell.
Nicole doesn't look any better in pictures, she doesn't even look like she's gained any weight. More like she's slowly disappearing into nothingness. Which will be great, we don't have to here about this fame whore again after it's all over for her. I mean she does absolutely nothing with her life, just encourages young women to have eating disorders so men won't have sex with them. I doubt even Brody wants to hit that because he might break her in half. She looks fucking gross and I think people should tell her more often. Imagine the horror of seeing her in person, you just want to run and buy her a bunch of candy bars. As for Laguna Beach, it sounded vaguely like the O.C. so I just avoided like the plague. Because it is the plague, the plague representing human stupidity.
Here's the thing. Cavallari, standard Cali blonde. Fuckable. Carmen Electra...probably has herpes, syphilis, gonorhea, Hepatitis, or a combination of them all. Nichole Riche, hopefully, dies. Then maybe her ex-friend, Paris, will get drunk and run herself into a telephone pole, with her sister in the passenger seat, and they die as well. That would complete me.
I love that shirt she wore!!! I have a bunch of 'em. I have the You Were Never My Boyfriend and Highest Maitenence Possible shirts too. I got them at Kitson when I was in LA cause I just broke up with my boyfriend right before I left. It's the Sex Brand shirts, I think. They have a ton of really funny ones. Makes me feel good to wear it, so I hope Nicole saw it and feels like an idiot!
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Can someone please put Nicole Ritchie in hospital on a drip, if not for her own life than for all the kiddies who look up to her and are now starving themselves even more than ever? She is a walking corpse, I'm pretty sure I see a vulture in the corner of pic 2. Utterly hideous to look at, and horrifying to think someone is starving to death before our eyes. Someone, anyone, please get her medical help.
By Smartie, on 11:02 PM
she's such a fame whore
By Anonymous, on 11:08 PM
"New York Love"? (Carmen pics.)
Is that a euphemism for a rude blowjob in a taxi?
By Anonymous, on 11:19 PM
I must not watch enough TV, never heard of her. She looks like she could related to the Simpson clan however.
By Anonymous, on 12:12 AM
Well, she looks cute enough... but she must be a total bitch if someone dumps her for a little Ethiopian boy.
By Anonymous, on 4:07 AM
I'd bang her. Oh, wait, you said date her, as in hang around in public with her. No thanks. I think I have to go weed my garden.
And I bet Carmen thought she was taking pics with a fan.
By Anonymous, on 4:51 AM
Carmen is an overused skank yet she looks better than ugly kristin.
By onid, on 5:28 AM
Question is, why is Carmen Electra famous? Anyone? anyone?
By Anonymous, on 5:55 AM
chick looks like a man what's the big deal about her she looks like any other drunken slut who hangs out at TGIFridays.
By Anonymous, on 7:56 AM
Cavallari still looks less cartoonish than Carmen, plus she hasn't slept w/ Dave Navarro and the worm. She needs to get some big ole fake boobs, that'll extend it at least another 15 mins, right into penthouse!
By J, on 8:11 AM
I don't think that Kristen Cavalleri is hot at all. She's the same average girl you see at any bar in SoCal, it's just that everyone knows she's a slut so she's popular, just like Highschool.
By Anonymous, on 8:23 AM
i totally missed a detail the first time i looked at the Nicole pictures. look very closely at the first 2 pictures - in the background, peeking out at Nicole from behind the hanging clothing, wearing a bib and muttering "reckon i'll eat that big french fried patater" - it's Kelly Clarkson!
By Anonymous, on 8:27 AM
nicole's thigh looks fat in that second picture, but otherwise she's not too far above her ideal weight in these pictures. she looks awesome!
By Anonymous, on 8:32 AM
Yeah, um...Kristin Cal-however you spell it...who IS this person??? Does having Nick Lachey put his penis in you qualify you to walk a stupid red carpet these days?
Carmen Electra is a skank. She just needs to make some porn movies and get it over with. Shit, we all know she's dying to. Right now she's just a tease...ya'll remember that pole-dancing video she made??? Sheesh.
And this Nicole Ritchie. Her father must really hate her and want her to die. Why doesn't Lionel DO SOMETHING??? She looks fukkin TERRIBLE. This girl is gonna go just like Elvis did. Except for sitting on the shitter, she'll be leaning over it with her finger down the back of her throat.
By The Peanut Gallery, on 8:33 AM
nicole's thigh looks fat in that second picture, but otherwise she's not too far above her ideal weight in these pictures. she looks awesome!
September 08, 2006 8:32 AM
WTF. WTF. WTF!!!!! Are you goddamn kidding me???? You're insane. I hope to GAWD that you were playing with sarcasm.
By Anonymous, on 8:36 AM
of course Jenner dumped her, she's a cow. look at those flabby arms, yuck! nicole is much hotter.
By Anonymous, on 8:38 AM
i don't know what they're laughing about in pic 4 but looking at it i'm pretty sure at some point Kristin said "breakfast burrito"
By Anonymous, on 8:39 AM
Nicole would be a mere appetizer for Kelly the Kannibal
By Anonymous, on 8:40 AM
Kristin Cavallari needs a boob job to lock in that job with the porn industry. And for a moment, I thought that picture of Nicole Richtie was my great grandmother.
By jeditemple, on 9:05 AM
hey, I have an idea for how she could stay famous- she could find a marketable or useful talent, or dedicate all her time and money to charitable causes.
or she could make a sex tape. yeah, a sex tape is probably more realistic.
By Anonymous, on 9:10 AM
wow, a ggmilf
By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
I have hated that girl ever since she thought she was so cool for cheating on her boyfriend on Laguna Beach, so I say go Fuck yourself Kristin, you'll never be famous, and I hope you rot in hell.
By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM
Wow nicole fit a season's worth of clothes in that little yellow bag
By Brandy, on 9:33 AM
It's like a turd standing next to a flower...
By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM
this whole "skinny pants" trend has barely started and i'm already sick of it. can we fast forward to the next fashion re-hash?
By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM
nicole ritchie deathwatch: day 672.
By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
So we've got George Bush in a reading competition with Carl Rove and Gonorrhea Rice (or Condo Cheese and Rice, if you prefer).
We've got Paris Hilton (liar) and Serena Williams (the ugliest tranny I've ever seen) in a no-sex competition.
Now we have Nicole Ritchie in a don't-eat contest with.....all of humanity.
Wonder what the Vegas odds are on the last one?
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
These girls are retarded...Nicole's leg scares me, it looked like fishsticks!
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
Kristin: Bitch please!
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
I'd give her a nice big helping of cock n' ball soup.
By grampa, on 5:56 PM
Laguna Beach sucked. I tried to watch it when there was nothing else on TV and it sucked.
Carmen Electra was hot in the 90's, before she became an inflatable doll.
By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM
Kristin Cavallari? Uhhh...who's that...? Please Todd/Jenny: LESS Kristin Cavallari MORE Bea Arthur!
By Anonymous, on 2:48 AM
Nicole doesn't look any better in pictures, she doesn't even look like she's gained any weight. More like she's slowly disappearing into nothingness. Which will be great, we don't have to here about this fame whore again after it's all over for her. I mean she does absolutely nothing with her life, just encourages young women to have eating disorders so men won't have sex with them. I doubt even Brody wants to hit that because he might break her in half. She looks fucking gross and I think people should tell her more often. Imagine the horror of seeing her in person, you just want to run and buy her a bunch of candy bars. As for Laguna Beach, it sounded vaguely like the O.C. so I just avoided like the plague. Because it is the plague, the plague representing human stupidity.
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
"Skinny jeans" ... an ironic name for something that can make almost anyone look fat.
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
compared to the desperate cows above her, nicole looks young, happy, and sexy
By Anonymous, on 10:36 PM
Here's the thing. Cavallari, standard Cali blonde. Fuckable. Carmen Electra...probably has herpes, syphilis, gonorhea, Hepatitis, or a combination of them all. Nichole Riche, hopefully, dies. Then maybe her ex-friend, Paris, will get drunk and run herself into a telephone pole, with her sister in the passenger seat, and they die as well. That would complete me.
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
I love that shirt she wore!!! I have a bunch of 'em. I have the You Were Never My Boyfriend and Highest Maitenence Possible shirts too. I got them at Kitson when I was in LA cause I just broke up with my boyfriend right before I left. It's the Sex Brand shirts, I think. They have a ton of really funny ones. Makes me feel good to wear it, so I hope Nicole saw it and feels like an idiot!
By Anonymous, on 8:57 PM
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