his reward should be a clear candid shot of lindsay's one remaining private. yup, the freckled (and likely traumatized) starfish. then he could sell that for way more money than he'd get from her now.
Masturbate bitterly... yup, that pretty much sums it up. Yes, she's a bitchy, diseased whore... but I would still cut my balls off to lick her rancid festering twat for 5 minutes.
so the driver found her bag and returned it. so what. why does he expect more? he's a driver for god's sake. he took what everybody learns to do in high school and turned it into his fulltime job. everybody else uses that skill to commute to an actual job. if he wants more money, maybe he can get a night job as a walker. or a breather. jesus.
to all you in here who said you would eat her pussy.........you are all sick fucks who are probably ugly and fat as shit with low self-esteem. what self respecting man would want to fuck lindsay????
Nice try, but no one took the bait. Being a good troll takes subtlety and intelligence. One word too many, or too few, and you've lost it. Better luck next time.
Why the hell he was giving it back? It`s like a jackpot and he is giving it away. Does he honestly believe, that LL whould care one second about him? And if she cares her diamonds and designer bags so less, then she had have to learn, that this happens to you! If anyone whould put stuff $1 Million worth into a bag, on an airport, not into her hands the whole time, than she doesn`t deserve it better. And now she believes, that she can do anything!
I probably would have just taken that shit, the bitch doesn't deserve to get it returned to her at all. Fuck her! And her stupid publicist too, using Lindsay's name, likely story, he probably didn't even know or CARE who Lindsay was, he just knew that she was some fucked up child who lost her toys...boo hoo! This speaks volumes of what a spoiled rich bitch Lindsay is...I think karma's gonna be a bitch and she's gonna die in a plane going to Paris or wherever it is she feels like moving next, because she's like, so cool and rich...
...darkness falls across the land the midnite hour is close at hand creatures crawl in search of blood to terrorize y'awl's neighbourhood and whosoever shall be found... without the soul for getting down ...cuz it's a thriller, yeah baby, yeah...
this girl is a complete idiot all she cares about is getting her face( or coochie or nipples..or what ever body part shes in the mood for) photographed..she seems to have such low self esteem that even when most of us were horrified to have to see paris' coochie shot she actually felt upsett that she didnt get that shot taken of her first so how does she fix it she makes sure 2 coochie shots are taken in less then a week yes lindsay that should make you feel better and thatll show paris huh...god these girls are sad excuses for famous people..they are not even famous for what they have done just for who they can fuck over who they can fuck and who gets the clearer coochie shot...they need to just go away ...linsay is a dummy and i know shes gonna eventually do something so bad soon that people will just not want to hire her or work with her.....oh what a joyous day that will be!!!1
they're not "famous", they're dumb ass celebrities, more like D-list scum of the earth. In fact, celebrities are just that, they're not even talented actors or singers or whatever it is they're supposed to be good at, they're just in it for the publicity, attention and most of all, money. They're poseurs, who don't deserve any money for doing the little that they do to improve or influence society. If they had more of an impact on society, then I'd call them famous, but they're just dumb-ass idiots who didn't even go to college. Their demise will be forgettable...until the next breed of airhead rich scum take over and claim their supposed "deserved" celebrity status.
LiLo has no fashion sense at all...too many overpowering styles worn all at once; she is too petite to wear many of the styles she tries to wear; plus all the styles look like they're fighting eachother..she has the $$ to look really put-together, but no common sense (and apparently no BFF) to tell her that she is a fashion disaster (among other things)...
God you people are awful. It's not about her, it's about him. He returned it because he is not a sleeze. His conscience is clear. Who gives a fuck what she thinks or if she is grateful.
Good for him for be an honest guy - Karma will have his back. Too bad LaLohan is text-book selfish & ungrateful. She will get hers...next time whatever she is missing will "not reappear"...the goodies will be sold and the money used to feed thousands!
42 Comments:
she's way too covered up
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
She should at least give the poor guy 50 thousand bucks. I mean, come on, it's nothing. She spends more than this in a shopping spree.
Poor guy.
By Fucking A!, on 10:35 AM
fuck him. he's a douche for returning the money. he deserves nothing. i hope his kids starve.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
WHERE IS HER VAGINA?!?!?!?!?
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
weird, those 3 pictures pretty much sum up the stages of a LL relationship
By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
I want to kick Lohan's publicist in the cunt.
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
his reward should be a clear candid shot of lindsay's one remaining private. yup, the freckled (and likely traumatized) starfish. then he could sell that for way more money than he'd get from her now.
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
i want to hire her - i've never seen anybody work that hard in my life
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
if i had a lindsay starfish picture, i'd tape it to the ceiling and masturbate bitterly to it every night before going to sleep
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
ungrateful bitch
she acts like a diva......but with no fucking talent. her publicist is a dumbass for defending the situation just like her stupid fucking mom.
By prettyboy, on 11:06 AM
Yeah, the driver wants free publicity just like Lohan got with the staged losss of 1M dollars in jewelery.
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
10:57 LMAO.
Masturbate bitterly... yup, that pretty much sums it up. Yes, she's a bitchy, diseased whore... but I would still cut my balls off to lick her rancid festering twat for 5 minutes.
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
Just when I thought that it wasn't possible to hate Lindsey even more.
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
that's just lindsay being lindsay
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
so the driver found her bag and returned it. so what. why does he expect more? he's a driver for god's sake. he took what everybody learns to do in high school and turned it into his fulltime job. everybody else uses that skill to commute to an actual job. if he wants more money, maybe he can get a night job as a walker. or a breather. jesus.
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
I'd give her an 8 year, 20 million dollar contract for her to urinate on me, daily.
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
to all you in here who said you would eat her pussy.........you are all sick fucks who are probably ugly and fat as shit with low self-esteem. what self respecting man would want to fuck lindsay????
By prettyboy, on 12:45 PM
i've seen Leslie Sloane Zelnik. she's kind of hot, not lindsay lohan hot, but still fairly hot.
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
in these pictures lindsay looks hot. not avril lavigne hot, but then who is.
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
Prettyboy, to answer your question: a straight man.
Now, get back to tossing that boy scout's salad. You haven't fully ensured years of therapy for him yet.
By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
she'd be loaded with drugs and up for anal. in other words, a dream date. guys making negative comments are just trying to impress jody foster.
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
Leslie Sloane Zelnik's real name is Louis Cypher.
By jibril, on 2:53 PM
September 29, 2006 11:48 AM -
Nice try, but no one took the bait. Being a good troll takes subtlety and intelligence. One word too many, or too few, and you've lost it. Better luck next time.
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
it's the roger ebert of trolls
By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
RIP
By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM
what a bitch!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM
Is that guy behind her in pic 3 trying to feel up that lady's handbag or steal it?
By Smartie, on 6:36 PM
not even a thank you? he should have kept it! unless you live in NYC, there's a thing called manners.
By Anonymous, on 11:16 PM
Why the hell he was giving it back? It`s like a jackpot and he is giving it away. Does he honestly believe, that LL whould care one second about him? And if she cares her diamonds and designer bags so less, then she had have to learn, that this happens to you! If anyone whould put stuff $1 Million worth into a bag, on an airport, not into her hands the whole time, than she doesn`t deserve it better. And now she believes, that she can do anything!
By Anonymous, on 5:45 AM
What is she doing spending a million on jewelry anyway? That's NBA star/rapper behavior.
What's next, solid gold rims on a bouncing car?
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
I probably would have just taken that shit, the bitch doesn't deserve to get it returned to her at all. Fuck her! And her stupid publicist too, using Lindsay's name, likely story, he probably didn't even know or CARE who Lindsay was, he just knew that she was some fucked up child who lost her toys...boo hoo! This speaks volumes of what a spoiled rich bitch Lindsay is...I think karma's gonna be a bitch and she's gonna die in a plane going to Paris or wherever it is she feels like moving next, because she's like, so cool and rich...
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
September 30, 2006 5:45 AM:
Speak English much?
By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM
...darkness falls across the land
the midnite hour is close at hand
creatures crawl in search of blood
to terrorize y'awl's neighbourhood
and whosoever shall be found...
without the soul for getting down
...cuz it's a thriller, yeah baby, yeah...
By Anonymous, on 6:06 PM
A thank you would have been nice Lindsey, didn't your mom teach you any manners?
By amy reads, on 7:14 PM
this girl is a complete idiot all she cares about is getting her face( or coochie or nipples..or what ever body part shes in the mood for) photographed..she seems to have such low self esteem that even when most of us were horrified to have to see paris' coochie shot she actually felt upsett that she didnt get that shot taken of her first so how does she fix it she makes sure 2 coochie shots are taken in less then a week yes lindsay that should make you feel better and thatll show paris huh...god these girls are sad excuses for famous people..they are not even famous for what they have done just for who they can fuck over who they can fuck and who gets the clearer coochie shot...they need to just go away ...linsay is a dummy and i know shes gonna eventually do something so bad soon that people will just not want to hire her or work with her.....oh what a joyous day that will be!!!1
By Anonymous, on 9:48 PM
they're not "famous", they're dumb ass celebrities, more like D-list scum of the earth. In fact, celebrities are just that, they're not even talented actors or singers or whatever it is they're supposed to be good at, they're just in it for the publicity, attention and most of all, money. They're poseurs, who don't deserve any money for doing the little that they do to improve or influence society. If they had more of an impact on society, then I'd call them famous, but they're just dumb-ass idiots who didn't even go to college. Their demise will be forgettable...until the next breed of airhead rich scum take over and claim their supposed "deserved" celebrity status.
By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
LiLo has no fashion sense at all...too many overpowering styles worn all at once; she is too petite to wear many of the styles she tries to wear; plus all the styles look like they're fighting eachother..she has the $$ to look really put-together, but no common sense (and apparently no BFF) to tell her that she is a fashion disaster (among other things)...
By Anonymous, on 8:42 AM
God you people are awful. It's not about her, it's about him. He returned it because he is not a sleeze. His conscience is clear. Who gives a fuck what she thinks or if she is grateful.
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
i'd hit her pooper until it was as red as that jacket
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
Whoa... she looks pissed in pic #3! Did the photog ask for a starfish shot?
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
Good for him for be an honest guy - Karma will have his back. Too bad LaLohan is text-book selfish & ungrateful. She will get hers...next time whatever she is missing will "not reappear"...the goodies will be sold and the money used to feed thousands!
By www.Cafepress.com/HellaFunGoodies, on 7:59 AM
it's her money, she earned it. fuck him. moocher.
By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM
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