Jerry: Oh my God. You had sex. You had sex with Louise! George: No, the Portuguese waitress. Jerry: The Portuguese waitress? George: I calculated my odds of ever getting together with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.
just replace "Portuguese waitress" with "anal-orgasming cokehead"
Someone needs to rip that Queen shirt off of her and bitch slap her to the ground. That skank probably doesn't even know they were a band. Odds are she thought it was just another shirt with the word "Queen" on it. If Freddy Mercury were still alive, he'd smack her.
translation: harry tried to break up with lindsay. lindsay freaked, harry realized he had pimp slapped her enough with a breakup threat. now he gets to fuck her AND get his "space."
We, the public, have decided it's best for you to overdose, die in a fire, or move to a small uninhabted island where you can safely practice breeding with the wildlife.
Damn, that thing looks like it walked through a time warp from the 80's, immediately following a weekend of drinking, fucking, and doing any drug she can get for a blowjob/handjob.
Oh man I so didn't want the 80s to come back...and look what she does...that's like a huge fashion don't, I don't care how skinny she thinks her legs are, leggings don't leave much to the imagination...ugh!
27 Comments:
it's alive
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
as always, seinfeld explained this already:
Jerry: Oh my God. You had sex. You had sex with Louise!
George: No, the Portuguese waitress.
Jerry: The Portuguese waitress?
George: I calculated my odds of ever getting together with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.
just replace "Portuguese waitress" with "anal-orgasming cokehead"
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
Someone needs to rip that Queen shirt off of her and bitch slap her to the ground. That skank probably doesn't even know they were a band. Odds are she thought it was just another shirt with the word "Queen" on it. If Freddy Mercury were still alive, he'd smack her.
By jeditemple, on 2:19 PM
scarlett says the freckled ones cook quickly
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
If these two reproduce, the baby must be incinerated immediately. Too much of a defect probability.
Now, where did Christina Aguilera's boyfriend go? He has an apointment in the chamber..er...um..I mean...he's supposed to do my taxes.
By Scarlett Johannsen, on 2:21 PM
freddy's not alive to hit lindsay because he was hit by too many harrys.
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
translation: harry tried to break up with lindsay. lindsay freaked, harry realized he had pimp slapped her enough with a breakup threat. now he gets to fuck her AND get his "space."
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
Thank goodness! If they had called it quits, I don't know how I could have gathered the strength to go on.
By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
Harry:
TURN AND RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
That Queen tour took place 6 years before this little ho was even born.
Damn I'm old.
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
thank god. phew!! i haven't been able to sleep knowing these two were apart....
By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
So we are suppose to wear our leggins without something over them now?
By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
ugh. when i think i can't hate her anymore she ruins a perfectly good queen shirt.
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
Strange. I saw lindsay holding Nachos' hand last night.
By Anonymous, on 6:25 PM
why is this bitch always hurt???
By Anonymous, on 8:31 PM
Dear Labia Blohan,
We, the public, have decided it's best for you to overdose, die in a fire, or move to a small uninhabted island where you can safely practice breeding with the wildlife.
Sincerely,
Everybody
By Anonymous, on 9:29 PM
2.28 pm - laughing my ass off at you!!!! ;)
By Cazza, on 9:50 PM
"Look, Mommy, a trashy hooker!"
(overheard coming from the little girl in photo 3)
Kudos to Lindsay for dressing as trashy as she wants/feels.
You can't shine a turd...
No sense in putting whitewall tires on a garbage truck.....
(Insert your own clever metaphor here)
By joejoe, on 10:49 PM
lol at the little girl's face in the middle picture, priceless
By Anonymous, on 6:39 AM
Good god, I thought she was carry a childs head in her bag...
By Anonymous, on 6:50 AM
damn that Lohan, and Harry had such a promising future as lead soprano in the Vegas choir
By Anonymous, on 7:44 AM
kelly says the freckled ones are bland and a little greasy
By Anonymous, on 8:06 AM
Damn, that thing looks like it walked through a time warp from the 80's, immediately following a weekend of drinking, fucking, and doing any drug she can get for a blowjob/handjob.
By Bitch, on 6:20 PM
Oh man I so didn't want the 80s to come back...and look what she does...that's like a huge fashion don't, I don't care how skinny she thinks her legs are, leggings don't leave much to the imagination...ugh!
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
they leave more to the imagination than her skirts
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
This bitch has MILLIONS of fucking dollars and look at her. I mean she looks like the crack whore I saw on COPS last night.
By her majesty, on 12:00 PM
regardless, i'd hit her pooper
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
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