guys- flip flops are gay unless: You are using them as shower shoes (or) for gardening around the house only. Not to be worn out in public. The fact that LL is the first gal he has been with who really enjoys anal, is no reason to marry her.
My only guess is that he is gay. The horror! And this is all a publicity stunt for Blohan. I can just see her publicist saying "Hmm...dahling...after all those late nights of coking it up and whoring it up for the camera, you could really use a nice boy who doesn't drink or do drugs. It would do WONDERS for your image."
It all seems too coincidental for me. I mean seriously, everything is so over the top and crazy. Who labels an iced tea "Harry's" when the other drink you have is some mocha frappucino with whipped cream? Even Lindsay's not dumb enough to confuse the two. And like the son of the co-founder of the Hard Rock and multi-freakin-kabillionaire couldn't arrange a private meeting with the folks at Cartier!
He doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs? I guess this "relationship" won't last very long. I'm surprised she's even going out with him, he sounds kind of boring...unless he has a huge dick or is fantastic in bed. Then I completely understand...oh then there's also the money...how could I forget? DUH!
i know this had probably been said before but jesus christ that girls sun damage is un fucking believable. She's gonna have those big brown spots on her chest and arms by the time she's 30.
Um... to the person who commented about the name being written on the drink. Starbucks and other such places do that. They ask your name when you order, and they write your name on the cup.
Not that I want to defend blohan. She's clearly an idiot.
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it appears this dynamic duo obtains their coordinating trashtastic fashions at wal-mart.. always fugly slave labor fashion.. always..
http://www.stingybitches.com
and that shit is even to stingy for this bitch..
By dupababy, on 7:52 AM
"Harry Morton is the 25 year old President and CEO of the Pink Taco Mexican restaurant chain".
Sounds like mommy & daddy needed to create a sandbox for junior to play in. Or grandma & gramps.
By Anonymous, on 7:53 AM
guys- flip flops are gay unless: You are using them as shower shoes (or) for gardening around the house only. Not to be worn out in public. The fact that LL is the first gal he has been with who really enjoys anal, is no reason to marry her.
By Anonymous, on 7:59 AM
Ok, retard about the flip flops, sounds like somebody has some homo issues they need to talk to a therapist about. My feet are sexy.
By Anonymous, on 8:11 AM
He is the luckiest man on earth!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:15 AM
I think he's turning her life around. Hooray love!
By Anonymous, on 8:17 AM
it's true, if she really enjoys anal, how can you express anger during marital relations? it just won't work
By Anonymous, on 8:18 AM
in a month he'll be hooked on drugs and alcohol, unemployed, and looking 45 years old
By Anonymous, on 8:20 AM
When it comes to guys feet, there is no such thing as sexy. I you suppose think your scrotum is sexy to.
By Anonymous, on 8:21 AM
My only guess is that he is gay. The horror! And this is all a publicity stunt for Blohan. I can just see her publicist saying "Hmm...dahling...after all those late nights of coking it up and whoring it up for the camera, you could really use a nice boy who doesn't drink or do drugs. It would do WONDERS for your image."
It all seems too coincidental for me. I mean seriously, everything is so over the top and crazy. Who labels an iced tea "Harry's" when the other drink you have is some mocha frappucino with whipped cream? Even Lindsay's not dumb enough to confuse the two. And like the son of the co-founder of the Hard Rock and multi-freakin-kabillionaire couldn't arrange a private meeting with the folks at Cartier!
Lame fake career move for both.
By Anonymous, on 8:22 AM
"Not to brag, but I could shoot a basketball at her vagina and it would be nothing but net, baby!" Jesus! You're killing me here! LMAO!
By Hottie Hottie, on 8:27 AM
He smokes.
By Anonymous, on 8:34 AM
He smokes
By Anonymous, on 8:35 AM
She bangs
By Anonymous, on 8:46 AM
She bangs
By Anonymous, on 8:46 AM
I'm going to laugh when I see pictures of this guy drugged up on tranquilizers just so he can deal with Lindsay
By Brandy, on 9:30 AM
i don't understand why is he wearing a suit all of a sudden?
yeah i'm sure his job is really hard. "hmm middle of the day, guess i'll bang lindsay again and cash in another 5 mil"
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
Todd, you're forgetting something. Crabs can put up a good defense if they all join together and form a giant hand.
By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM
"Nothin but net baby!" hahahah... skankaliscious!
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
lmao@nothing but net
seriously though...i can imagine having sex with lindsay lohan being like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
By prettyboy, on 11:06 AM
That sucks if he was buying a ring for her - paparazzi totally screwed the suprise up!
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
He doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs? I guess this "relationship" won't last very long. I'm surprised she's even going out with him, he sounds kind of boring...unless he has a huge dick or is fantastic in bed. Then I completely understand...oh then there's also the money...how could I forget? DUH!
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
i know this had probably been said before but jesus christ that girls sun damage is un fucking believable. She's gonna have those big brown spots on her chest and arms by the time she's 30.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
I'll see you guys at the divorce in 4 months? Sounds good. Have a great holidays!
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
Lindsay's lookin kinda shitty here. Stable relationships with clean guys are not good for her image.
Go back to the shitheads Lindsay, it's what you're meant to be with!
By nonseq, on 2:32 PM
no wonder she's looking so hot these days! she's in love! they look perfect together, i'm so happy for them!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
Actually he smokes...he's always carrying a pack of cigs.
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
Why would any guy marry that, when he knows he can get however much he wants for free?
And of course, the fact that she will fuck anyone she likes, but expect the guy to be faithful to her alone.
And she's got some serious skin cancer a-working. I'm older than her, but since I stay out of the sun, I have infinitely better skin. Ew.
By Anonymous, on 7:34 PM
now I ain't sayin she a gold digger ...
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
Um... to the person who commented about the name being written on the drink. Starbucks and other such places do that. They ask your name when you order, and they write your name on the cup.
Not that I want to defend blohan. She's clearly an idiot.
By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM
eww, basketball in a vagina, that is so wrong on so many levels!
By rhiana, on 2:44 AM
Nice to see that Lindsay has finally given up the hassle of bras, and you know, nice clothes. How becoming.
By Anonymous, on 12:04 AM
Why is everyone so down on Lohan? She actually has talent...so direct your hate towards 'paris hilton.'
Damn.
By Destardi, on 6:54 PM
"pink taco"? is that some kind of lesbian bar? i don't think i want to eat there. seriously.
By Anonymous, on 5:48 AM
the "discharge taco" is much worse actually
By Anonymous, on 8:50 AM
shit...& i just finished the ping pong lessons
By lcki, on 5:23 PM
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