IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Monica Bellucci is Pretty

Monica Bellucci is Pretty

75 Comments:

YUM!

By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
Really nice rack.

Really fat ankles.

Its always something.

By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM
She's got cankles, and her nipples are too big and purple for a white chick.

But, that's why god invented plastic surgery and bulemia.

By the way, I still think she's hot. Just a couple things she needs to take care of, that's all.

By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
All brides should dress like this.

By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
How old are these? He's been dead for two years.

The bride shot is good but the rest... distinctly average for one of the greats.

By sam991, on 12:21 PM
Proof that older women don't have to look like shit. She's gorgeous.

By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
Fuck the French! They're wimps! I masturbate with my dick in one hand and a gun in the other. That way if some fucker surprises me while I'm beating off, I shoot 'em! And hopefully I shoot them with the hand holding the gun...

By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
I LOVE Monica, but these are the worst pics I have ever seen of her.

You want real photos, do a Google Image search...

That being said, I would cut off a couple of limbs AT THE VERY LEAST to bang her just once.

By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
Dude, she has Cankles!! ewwwww, so unattractive.

By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
Wow, they somehow made her look 10 years younger. Usually she's pretty old looking in her candids.

By theblemish, on 12:52 PM
that's impressive. it's sort of difficult to find really bad pictures of her. much more difficult than pictures of lindsay's external labia, which is impressive in its own way.

By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
She looks a little like Demi Moore.

By christine a go-go!, on 12:58 PM
She looks like Demi Moore.

By christine a go-go!, on 12:58 PM
like eva green, she's insanely hot.

and after TRYING to watch some french movie that's supposed to be amazing, i agree about the french. it was the most pretentious bullshit i've ever seen.

By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
for an elderly woman, she looks ok

By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
Good God, I'm glad I'm not a celebrity. At least if I go to the store for a bottle of soda I won't get ripped apart by you fuckers. Christ.

By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
1 Probably the same french army which was fighting against the English to liberate the farmer who was too busy at fucking turkey and killing native American

2 She is not french but Italian. She's just married to the french actor Vincent Cassel

3 Return to school and try to be graduate this time.

4 PS she is hot but she is so a totaly scatterbrain silly bitch

A french irritated fan of idontlikeyouinthatway

By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
Big dark nipples are god's gift to men everywhere, learn to appreciate them.

By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
monica is italian not french you ignoramus.

BANG IT !

By strongvis, on 1:32 PM
Cankles"?" Are you freakin' kidding me? This is a WOMAN! A real fucking woman... beautiful isn't even a strong enough word. Look at this and tell me if you still care about her "cankles"...

http://home.comcast.net/~ivychat/monica-bellucci.jpg

http://www.famousbabes.com/pics118/monicaB/monicaB096.jpg

By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
Monica was nominated for a French Oscar and mostly stars in French films.

All of you shut up.

By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
Wow...you're telling me that Monica Bellucci is really ITALIAN? You don't say! I mean, she so looks French, and her name sounds French too!

Retards.

By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
I'm not into dark nipples. I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I'd ask if I could paint them pink.

By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
where the fuck did she find opaque lace-top thigh highs? DAMMIT.

By S., on 2:03 PM
I dont give a shit what race she is....she is gorgeous! When I first seen her in Matrix I thought she was gorgeous. Then in Passion of the Christ...still gorgeous. Have not seen any of her foreign films though. She gets naked????????? Looks like its Blockbuster for me tonight! Thanx

By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
Monica was born in Perugia, Italy. She looks good. She gave birth to a daughter in 2004. Born in Rome! She is straight up Italian!!!!!

By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
Damn it, she is so HOT!
She appears in Malena. Total beauty..Period. End of story

By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM
her feet are huh-uge! Wide that is, girth maybe? Damn, not that I wouldn't drink her bathwater or anything... I could care less being a man and everything. Hopefully she shaves. She is French though, maybe that is why they waive he "white flags?" I would hate to go down on a "hairy pussy." Does that make me more American?!

By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
1:26 PM

What I was going to type. Well, apart from point 4.

By Anonymous, on 3:17 PM
She looks a little like CZJ in the top picture. She is a real beauty. A real woman. Hurray for the raven haired sirens!

Tired of blondes.

By Anonymous, on 3:17 PM
"Two hours of watching effeminate men talk about their art and their feelings, isn't so bad when you know some chick will eventually have her rack hanging out."

bla ha ha ha ha ha ha. priceless.

By Anonymous, on 4:06 PM
is there any chance 12:24 might accidentally point that gun at himself....?

By Anonymous, on 4:08 PM
Yeah, because there's nothing hot european women crave more than a man whose main topics of conversation revolve around football and beer. Good one!

By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
How did you manage to find ugly pictures of that gorgeous Italian woman? Agree with 1:26 & 3:17. Don't judge French cinema by a couple of boring movies that even French find boring. Gloire a Fast & Furious! D'excellents dialogues, un bon jeu d'acteurs, sure enough, it was worth #2 & #3 !!! Hahaha

By Anonymous, on 4:22 PM
Blah...French..blah..

By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM
The bride picture rules!!! Thanks!

By Dennis Lembree, on 6:41 PM
1:26 PM the difference between 2000 French troops in Lebanon and 200 French troops in Lebanon is just fewer French prisoners.

By Anonymous, on 8:34 PM
speaking strictly in terms of her acting ability, she's got huge tits

By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM
she's hot, especially for a 40-something, but she loses big points for being married to a french surrender-monkey. i bet he smokes unfiltered cigarettes and tosses his head a lot when he speaks. fags.

By Anonymous, on 9:15 PM
when the first gulf war started this french guy living next door to me raced down to the 7-11 and surrendered to the middle eastern guy at the cash register

By Anonymous, on 9:18 PM
she's pretty hot for a middle-aged woman, but her anus is mottled and off-center

By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM
scarlett says the french are always eager to help with the oven preparations

By Anonymous, on 9:45 PM
she has Mr. Bill's mouth - in pic 3 she's just finished saying "Oh, noooooo!"

By Anonymous, on 9:48 PM
whoever took the first picture needs to be fired immediately. it looks like she shifted and ripped a monster fart that's rippling her left thigh on the way out.

By Anonymous, on 9:53 PM
Aw, man, this woman is ridiculous...

I mean, it's ridiculous the amount of beauty concentrated all over her and in every inch of her body; it's absolutely pathethic that she also has a voice that reminds of a gentle viola miraculously speaking quiet and in lows; it's so obscene how much of a woman she is, when others are weak sticks and pieces of wigs trying to get it together. And, God, the mere thought that this is a human being that makes my human condition less human and less being, and I'm still a human being like here... it's ridiculous.

Clearly, Belluci, you have no place in here. Zeus and Aphrodite are waiting with their oils, so don't get late for your massage. Go!

By Anonymous, on 11:44 PM
For American readers : Italy is a country in southern Europe. It is not in Asia or close to Brasil.

By Anonymous, on 2:24 AM
Monica Bellucci is perfection.

By Damian, on 5:24 AM
Damn, that picture of her sitting on the bed with her legs open damn near made my heart skip a beat. I would give a kidney and half my liver to hit that one night at the Motel 6.

By Anonymous, on 6:48 AM
It's a shame that one day the Muslims will rule France and throw a blanket over this chick's head. She is a supreme piece of ass. She makes my mouth water and my d*** hard.

By Anonymous, on 6:54 AM
9:18 and you ran to the 7/11 to take pictures of the naked cashier on a leash ?!?!!

By Anonymous, on 7:21 AM
Now that is a real woman's body. Hell ya!!! Damn toothpick Hollywood chicks, take a look at healthy & sexy!!!

By Genevieve, on 8:20 AM
9:18 and you ran to the 7/11 to take pictures of the naked cashier on a leash ?!?!!

at least we put 'em where they belong, instead of handing the country over to them out of fear

By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM
"at least we put 'em where they belong, instead of handing the country over to them out of fear"

wow... I'm speechless. Reminds me of a short, moustached man in Germany. I'm scared of the direction the world is heading those days, mostly thanks to the US and their great foreign we-R-the-lighthouse-of-the-world politics. That president of yours is an ex-alcoholic who quit because he met God!!! He barely knows how to ride a bike and what about that bretzel incident... Be proud. 80% of the US Senators don't have a passport, meaning they never traveled out of the country (would like to know the statistics for the people). Finally not so speechless in front of so much bullshit and hate.

By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
the weak ones are always such good talkers

By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
ooooo anonymous 10:04, just STFU.

Only fags talk about politics and whine about the USA in a post with Monica Bellucci.

By Fucking A!, on 10:39 AM
what is the link between Bellucci and the French army ??? "Only fags..." blah blah blah

By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
oh dear, the muslims are rioting in the paris suburbs. oh dear, oh dear. shall we do something? no, we might insult them. let's stay quiet and maybe they'll stop burning down our city. oh dear.

french government, as strong as ever. still can't believe the germans just rolled through.

By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
you mean, rolled through and immediately started receiving blowjobs from the french girls

By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
Todd says 20 words about the French and everybody is up in arms (pun intended). Take everything you read with a grain of salt, people.

By sam991, on 11:44 AM
sure thing dad

By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
So, she's connected with that deli in New York?

By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
Monica Bellucci is all kinds of hot. Cankles? Whatever, who gives a fuck even if you think it's true? If someone can get all the way down to your ankles to find something wrong with you, you're doing better than about 98% of the rest of the human race. If I was a dude, I'd be making all these pictures my computer screen savers and maybe print them out and wallpaper every room in my house with them. She even looks hot wearing orthopedic shoes, and that is very very difficult.

By Slash, on 10:19 PM
For the record, she turned 42 today.

By sam991, on 1:19 AM
Wow...you're telling me that Monica Bellucci is really ITALIAN? You don't say! I mean, she so looks French, and her name sounds French too!

Retards.

September 28, 2006 1:37 PM

Belucci is an Italian surname, you illiterate retard.

By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
This woman is genetic perfection and some dumbass looks at her ankles alone and declares her ugly?
Over ankles??

By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
"Wow...you're telling me that Monica Bellucci is really ITALIAN? You don't say! I mean, she so looks French, and her name sounds French too!

Retards.

September 28, 2006 1:37 PM

Belucci is an Italian surname, you illiterate retard."

woah there, einstein. don't go around calling people "illiterate retards" if you can't even understand some good sarcasm.

By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
September 30, 2006 1:24 PM - Uh, that comment was being sarcastic. It does take a small amount of intelligence to see that though.

By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM
Based on this post I just did an internet search on Monica Belluci. I confirmed that she is the woman who starred in "Malena." Without a doubt, this is the most beautiful, most stunningly sexually desirable woman that has ever lived.

By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
the most beautiful actress PERIOD! angelina is homely compared to bellucci...

By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
the most beautiful actress PERIOD! angelina is homely compared to bellucci...

By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
Um, 1:24, SARCASM much? Seriously people who post on online forums are such morons. Which makes me... hmm.

By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
Cankles?

Ya'll are grasping at straws. She is beautiful and those of you insulting her would sell your mother to look like her for just one day.

Btw, I am I the only one who notices that she has amazing boobs at 42? If she has kids, she is officially my new role model!LOL.

Btw, Slash said it beautifully:
"If someone can get all the way down to your ankles to find something wrong with you, you're doing better than about 98% of the rest of the human race."

By Anonymous, on 10:49 PM
In the one with the boxing gloves her leg looks like its melting. She is otherwise beautiful. Genetic perfection is a bit rich - the word 'perfection' rules out all other races, colours and any other variation.

By the way, to whoever was saying 'she was born there' 'her daughter was born there' - being born somewhere does not automatically make you a citizen of that place. I was born in a country I am not a citizen of. Just pointing out a common mistake.

Wank on.

By RedPeggy, on 4:14 AM
This woman looks like shit. She looks trashy as all hell in these pictures. Oh, but she has a great rack...in clothes. Her tits are saggy and FLAT with ugly big purple nips without her padded push up bra.

By Anonymous, on 8:50 PM
I mean seriously..are you all kidding me? This woman looks like shit. She looks trashy as all hell in these pictures. Oh, but she has a great rack...in clothes. Her tits are saggy and FLAT with ugly big purple nips without her padded push up bra. Her face is fucking fugly. Angelina is better any day.

By Anonymous, on 8:53 PM