hate to break it to you, Todd, but with all that eye makeup and weird lipstick on, Christina actually has a bit of resemblance to Lil Kim. gorgeous dress, but her makeup makes her look ugly. if you got the opportunity, I wouldnt blame you for sleeping with her, but you should definately go ahead and buy new pillowcases.
Brooke Hoan does look good without make up. too bad her father still lets her dress like a (cavewoman) whore.
Lil Kim's eyebrows succedding in making her look even faker and more frightening, which is impressive.
Maria Menounos is pretty. and...I think thats actually all she does.
Awwwww.... I'm so proud of Christina for moving past her "Herpes in heels" stage. Even if her hair is still more fried than a bucket of KFC. Now, could someone explain to me WTF is going on with Lil Kim?! She looks like someone beat her to a bloody pulp with the ugly stick.
Yeah, it almost looks like the Hulkster is pointing to her dick. Yikes...
In the third pic of Lil Kim she appears to be developing a second set of nostrils. Reeeeeal attractive. Between the numerous nosejobs and skin bleaching she's Michael Jackson for the new millenium.
Okay, I'm going to rant for a minute... WTF is up with all these celebrities wearing black nail polish?? The last time I wore black nail polish was in 1995...
I mean, I understand the emo/goth kids doing it, but I really don't think J-Lo falls into that category.
Cruella is looking like a 50 year old grandma in that ridiculous ensemble and that garish makeup. Are those plastic boots??? Style icon my ass, she tries too hard and looks like an idiot.
A right of passage in jail must be that they hold you down and shave your eyebrows. Then you get out, you have to draw them on in perm-marker with a ruler to get those lines just perfect.
actually maria is like 5'8" pr something, she used to be fat too, then she lost a lot of weight and got to be a talking head on access hollywood or something, she's talked about her weight loss on tv.
watching the vma’s was like being an audience member at a vomitorium.. call me a music nazi but the pussycrabdolls (and the male/tranny population at large) would have been better served had mtv awarded them a case of easy off heavy duty genital wart and oven cleaner instead of a useless statue
the event was fugfestcentral… jho looks like she just stepped off the set of mars attack and what on earth compels fergie to think anyone wants to see her camel toe? that skank is so contagious you catch chlamydia just by looking at her (either that or your piss your pants).. chestica is still holding that georgebushian deer struck in the headlights expression.. and parisite apparently is so stingy she borrowed her outfit from cyndi lauper’s 1980’s closet.. (and that’s even too stingy for this bitch)..
and of course there is so much skank on that red carpet it will most certainly have to be burned to prevent the world wide infestation from all these various and sundry transmittable transmutables and their crotch fleas.. the true weapons of mass destruction you ask? here they are.. at mtv's very crappy music video awards..
dude, why is hulk pointing to his daughter's crotch? aside from the fact that it is 2 seconds from showing. and why do they have to match her hair color to his mustache?
Katdug... Actually black has spread past goth kids, and is just a popular color right now... Black is the new red... or so says Cosmo... J Lo does seem a little old to be wearing it though, seems more of a trend for the teens and 20 somethings.
Especially loved the comment about Marc Anthony having no car insurance...literally the rat-faced husband of J. Lo looks like one of the garbage men who used to pick up our trash in Puerto Rico. Maybe he was one of the better looking ones. As for Xtina, tsk tsk rehashing the fashion glory days of Marilyn Monroe...the girl doesn't have an original bone in her body...at least she looks hot most of the time...I'll give her that. Why do I feel that most of the time she is horribly over-dressed and trying too hard? Maybe cause she is...
Well, Christina would look ten times better if she didn't wear that red lipstick all the time. It looks weird especially with her bleached blonde hair o.o !
But I must say I think the red dress is gorgeous. Got any other pics of that XD ?
any girl that needs to wear that much makeup to feel sexy is definately an insecure fugface underneath it all.. has anyone ever even seen a pic of x-tina without all that shit plastered on her face???
wow definately a case of self-tanner gone wrong in the first pic of Maria Menounos. Her arms are pure orange while theres a straight line at her wrists leaving her hands pasty white... nice look shes got there, i guess no one was around to help.
Actually... Maria Menounos is really popular in Europe now, afer hosting the Eurovision Music Awards in May. In fact, I think in about a year or so...he face will just be all over the place.
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why is Hulk Hogan always pointing to his daughter in that creepy manner.
By Anonymous, on 8:19 AM
hate to break it to you, Todd, but with all that eye makeup and weird lipstick on, Christina actually has a bit of resemblance to Lil Kim. gorgeous dress, but her makeup makes her look ugly.
if you got the opportunity, I wouldnt blame you for sleeping with her, but you should definately go ahead and buy new pillowcases.
Brooke Hoan does look good without make up. too bad her father still lets her dress like a (cavewoman) whore.
Lil Kim's eyebrows succedding in making her look even faker and more frightening, which is impressive.
Maria Menounos is pretty. and...I think thats actually all she does.
By Anonymous, on 8:23 AM
hulk hogan=papa joe
any father that into promoting a career for his child where she looks and dresses like a whore is just plain nast-AY.
where's papa joe in a fluorescent yellow banana hammock?
By Anonymous, on 8:28 AM
she must have been eating some high-calorie pussy in the big house
By Anonymous, on 8:29 AM
hogan's pointing means "been there done that"
By Anonymous, on 8:31 AM
maybe he's going to give her the piledriver
By Anonymous, on 8:31 AM
Awwwww.... I'm so proud of Christina for moving past her "Herpes in heels" stage. Even if her hair is still more fried than a bucket of KFC. Now, could someone explain to me WTF is going on with Lil Kim?! She looks like someone beat her to a bloody pulp with the ugly stick.
By Hottie Hottie, on 8:32 AM
Yeah, it almost looks like the Hulkster is pointing to her dick. Yikes...
In the third pic of Lil Kim she appears to be developing a second set of nostrils. Reeeeeal attractive. Between the numerous nosejobs and skin bleaching she's Michael Jackson for the new millenium.
By joejoe, on 8:32 AM
Okay, I'm going to rant for a minute...
WTF is up with all these celebrities wearing black nail polish?? The last time I wore black nail polish was in 1995...
I mean, I understand the emo/goth kids doing it, but I really don't think J-Lo falls into that category.
By katdug, on 8:39 AM
hulk hogan heard somebody say "where is that godawful stench coming from???"
By Anonymous, on 8:42 AM
And Lil Kim is just scary looking...
By katdug, on 8:50 AM
looks like Christina's singing into a gray-haired penis. which is about right, because she looks like what my grandpa must have jerked off to
By Anonymous, on 8:51 AM
Cruella is looking like a 50 year old grandma in that ridiculous ensemble and that garish makeup. Are those plastic boots??? Style icon my ass, she tries too hard and looks like an idiot.
A right of passage in jail must be that they hold you down and shave your eyebrows. Then you get out, you have to draw them on in perm-marker with a ruler to get those lines just perfect.
By Anonymous, on 8:52 AM
why is jennifer lopez dressed up like a sperm
By Anonymous, on 8:56 AM
marc anthony in pic 4:
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
By Anonymous, on 8:58 AM
HAHAHAHA, I too hugged my dalmatians a little tighter when I saw J.Lo
By Anonymous, on 9:02 AM
Yea why haven't there been more bashing on J.Lo's condom hat
By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM
actually maria is like 5'8" pr something, she used to be fat too, then she lost a lot of weight and got to be a talking head on access hollywood or something, she's talked about her weight loss on tv.
By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM
8:58, so true, he does look like Inigo.
And apparently, his date is the dude from Tron.
By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM
9:09 lmao - dude from Tron, absolutely killer!
By Anonymous, on 9:14 AM
I like J-Lo's other hat so much better, you know, the one with all the fruit on top of it.
By Anonymous, on 9:17 AM
Xtina is NOT sexy, she's fug
i don't know wtf Maria Menounos is, but she needs to stop with the over the shoudler chestica simpson shot.. ugh
By Anonymous, on 9:33 AM
I was about to say I'd stick it to her, but that mole on her back just gave me a dirty look
By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM
After seeing those Lil' Kim pictures, I don't think I'll ever get an erection again.
By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM
I didn't know JLO was a cancer patient....
By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
watching the vma’s was like being an audience member at a vomitorium.. call me a music nazi but the pussycrabdolls (and the male/tranny population at large) would have been better served had mtv awarded them a case of easy off heavy duty genital wart and oven cleaner instead of a useless statue
the event was fugfestcentral… jho looks like she just stepped off the set of mars attack and what on earth compels fergie to think anyone wants to see her camel toe? that skank is so contagious you catch chlamydia just by looking at her (either that or your piss your pants).. chestica is still holding that georgebushian deer struck in the headlights expression.. and parisite apparently is so stingy she borrowed her outfit from cyndi lauper’s 1980’s closet.. (and that’s even too stingy for this bitch)..
and of course there is so much skank on that red carpet it will most certainly have to be burned to prevent the world wide infestation from all these various and sundry transmittable transmutables and their crotch fleas.. the true weapons of mass destruction you ask? here they are.. at mtv's very crappy music video awards..
http://www.stingybitches.com
By dupababy, on 11:01 AM
Xtina is fucking sexy and her performance last night was the shit......along with justin timberlakes
By prettyboy, on 11:04 AM
was jlo wearing that head piece to cover her gray?
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
dude, why is hulk pointing to his daughter's crotch? aside from the fact that it is 2 seconds from showing. and why do they have to match her hair color to his mustache?
what the hell is lil kim wearing?
ditto for jlo
maria menounos has a great ass.
christina-hot hot hot
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
Katdug... Actually black has spread past goth kids, and is just a popular color right now... Black is the new red... or so says Cosmo... J Lo does seem a little old to be wearing it though, seems more of a trend for the teens and 20 somethings.
By Sundaydrive00, on 11:52 AM
Especially loved the comment about Marc Anthony having no car insurance...literally the rat-faced husband of J. Lo looks like one of the garbage men who used to pick up our trash in Puerto Rico. Maybe he was one of the better looking ones. As for Xtina, tsk tsk rehashing the fashion glory days of Marilyn Monroe...the girl doesn't have an original bone in her body...at least she looks hot most of the time...I'll give her that. Why do I feel that most of the time she is horribly over-dressed and trying too hard? Maybe cause she is...
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
J. Lo's boots are TOO MUCH! Such an 80s throwback, and what's with the condem hat...speaking of trying too hard...
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
xtina overdressed?? most of the time she was quite underdressed, besides she sure beat britney to a bloody pulp now...HAH!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
I'm still not seeing Aguilera as attractive. Overstyled, overbleached, overmadeup. Not sexy.
Maria Menuonos on the other hand, well she's been sexy since she was in The Tickle Chair on Stern.
By sam991, on 1:34 PM
Xtina looks like shit, as always...
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
Well, Christina would look ten times better if she didn't wear that red lipstick all the time. It looks weird especially with her bleached blonde hair o.o !
But I must say I think the red dress is gorgeous. Got any other pics of that XD ?
By Akarui, on 4:32 PM
Oh man lil kim looks disgusting!!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
Christina looks good.
Jennifer Hopez apparently is under the impression that if she dresses like an old lady, everyone will think how young she looks. Ain't working.
Brooke looks like she's about to ask "Who wants their turn?" and saunter upstairs.
Li'l Kim looks like that bodice is trying to escape.
Maria Whatserface looks nice, but I don't really know what she does.
By Anonymous, on 7:32 PM
Papa Hogan won't let Brooktini date, yet he lets her dress like a hooker? Nice.
By Anonymous, on 6:40 AM
Hey, x-tina:
One of the orange oompa-loompas called. He wants his skin outfit back.
By LOL, on 11:32 AM
any girl that needs to wear that much makeup to feel sexy is definately an insecure fugface underneath it all.. has anyone ever even seen a pic of x-tina without all that shit plastered on her face???
By Anonymous, on 8:00 PM
wow definately a case of self-tanner gone wrong in the first pic of Maria Menounos. Her arms are pure orange while theres a straight line at her wrists leaving her hands pasty white... nice look shes got there, i guess no one was around to help.
By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM
Xtina and Brook are actually very pretty w/out that shit on their faces. I agree its insecurity.
By Anonymous, on 10:48 PM
christinka won't need to get a madame tussouds wax figure made for her, cuz she's already doing it in real life.
By Anonymous, on 5:58 PM
I don't know J.Lo, it's getting a little strange....
By Anonymous, on 5:59 PM
did "lil" kim buy one of michael jackson's old noses on ebay?
By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM
Maria had a re-occuring role on One Tree Hill in the second second. she was pretty decent in it.
By Anonymous, on 8:33 PM
"spinner" - new vocabulary.
By fasteddie, on 6:34 AM
i prefer the term "pinwheel".
By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM
why does lil kim have light color around her fake ass eyebrows? nice make-up artist!
By Anonymous, on 9:23 PM
LOL@J-Lo dressing like a sperm. Man, she is looking COMPLETELY horrible these days. She's aged about 20 years in the past two.
By Anonymous, on 1:46 AM
Does anyone else notice that Lil' Kim looks like the female gremlin from the second Gremlin movies?
By Anonymous, on 6:53 AM
i wish christina would stop thinking she's marilyn monroe. it's an insult to marilyn.
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
Doesn't matter...They're both just wet holes.
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
Actually... Maria Menounos is really popular in Europe now, afer hosting the Eurovision Music Awards in May. In fact, I think in about a year or so...he face will just be all over the place.
By Anonymous, on 2:25 AM
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