No, but imagine the guys that found her naked in that tree! The place is ruined, thousands of people are dead, and they're probably all going... there IS a god!
Yeah, James is a real pansy all right. I mean, he served in the British military & did a stint peacekeeping in Bosnia, but that doesn't compare to the sheer manliness of making fun of celebrities on the internet.
Meh. Give me Kelly Brook anyday over this hairy euro-skank. Judging by her facial hair and 3rd world origins, she probably has several species of Elves inhabiting her huge fucking bush.
Kudos to James Blunt for getting laid the practical way: Desperate Soviet Brides Dot Com.
There's nothing bad to be said about this woman! She's gorgeous, I love her. FYI James was in the military you dumb lazy fat ass-- didn't know pussies were that tough.
She had a broken pelvis and it took close to a year for her to recover. She is truly beautiful (no pun intended) but I am afraid glad-about-pansy-Blunt will break her heart.
He's like a kid in a candy shop now and it sounds like he cannot resist temptation. Songwriting anyone?
Besides, the best looking women in the world come from Eastern Europe. Everyone knows this.
LOL just cause YOU'RE eastern european. and no, not everyone "knows" this because it's not a fact. there are beautiful women everywhere so shut your pie hole.
Czech Republic not third world and mostly not Eastern European. The public transportation system is amazing. Food there is amazing. People are amazingly friendly. And the beer? Get the picture.
Would someone please explain to me this male (or female, as the case may be) fascination with girls in their underwear, wearing high heels, kneeling on a bed, looking over their shoulder while sticking their butt out? It's that classic perv pose they love so much in the skin mags. I just don't freaking get it. It's so unattractive. That pose and the one finger of one hand touching her poon and a finger of the other hand in her mouth. WTF? Oh, yeah...Petra. Yeah, not that great. I've seen better. James Blunt? I've seen ALOT better.
"I could have sworn I read somewhere that she lost her leg in that Tsunami" She lost the guy who was giving her his middle leg. You had the story part right.
The best part about PN is the story about Bruce Willis trying to "hit it". He put the word out that he wanted to meet her. No reply. Then he donated a pile of money to her charity to try and impress her, so he could "nail it". No such luck. Now PN is dating a wimp. Just goes to show you, even if your rich and famous, some of the women don't fall over with their legs in the air. Bruce, there is always Lindsey Lohan.
Would someone please explain to me this male (or female, as the case may be) fascination with girls in their underwear, wearing high heels, kneeling on a bed, looking over their shoulder while sticking their butt out? It's that classic perv pose they love so much in the skin mags. I just don't freaking get it. It's so unattractive.
it's the please-hit-my-pooper pose. you might have noticed a few comments here about that sort of thing.
Blunt may look like he would be afraid of his own shadow but he was in the Army during Kosovo while all you seem to do is rip off other people's pages.
What's wrong with the British army, does the American one not like winning their own wars. Iraq (both times), Afganistan, Kuwait- all brilliantly fought, unfinished and ultimitely lost by the US
7:22, saying he was in the "Army" is misleading... you need to preface that with "British Army", so everyone understands that he was wearing a funny safari hat and singing songs about Spam, rather than actually fighting.
She's a fugly commie whore, and her bush is a romanian vampire forest. I'd rather fuck the "5 dolla sucky sucky" Viet whore. And least she didn't need a Mach 3 on her face in the morning.
Please, he's not fucking her. She's obviously his beard, the guy is gayer than Elton John. His only role in the army was to blow the soldiers, along with the other British mums.
i think he was one of the resistance fighters captured in iraq. petra has said she doesn't understand why he keeps yelling out "naked dogpile" when they're in the bedroom.
I bet Lance Bass got his picture taken with a few Victoria's Secret girls back in his closet days. Nothing to see here, folks... its showbiz. The queers gotta keep up their appearances. The emo kids would probably stop buying his albums if they found out he tosses George Michael's salad every morning.
This woman doesn't know how to become more popular, first talking about her boyfriend's death in the Tsunami, showing her tits anytime she can, and finally having that ugly singer boyfriend..... let's be honest would she date him just being a waiter or a carpenter? I don't think so, he is so unatractive
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I could have sworn I read somewhere that she lost her leg in that Tsunami. Oh well, I obviously heard wrong.
By AppleCandy, on 6:10 PM
She lost her BOYFRIEND, not her leg.
By Duchess of Kinney, on 6:13 PM
No, but imagine the guys that found her naked in that tree! The place is ruined, thousands of people are dead, and they're probably all going... there IS a god!
By Anonymous, on 6:15 PM
Yeah, I heard that, he floated away.
By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM
James Blunt's performance on SNL awhile back was among the scariest things I've ever seen. Guy has stalker written all over him.
By Anonymous, on 6:19 PM
She's the most perfect woman i've ever seen.I'd go lesbian for Petra :P
By Anonymous, on 6:25 PM
Pic 3, those are some serious sideburns.
By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM
I saw james Blunt on SNL too, I never knew he was so short, what is he 5 feet tall?
By Anonymous, on 6:32 PM
Yeah, James is a real pansy all right. I mean, he served in the British military & did a stint peacekeeping in Bosnia, but that doesn't compare to the sheer manliness of making fun of celebrities on the internet.
By Mr. Bonkers, on 6:32 PM
Short and SMALL too, like a girl ...like Nicole Richie's size almost. Odd look for a guy.
By Anonymous, on 6:33 PM
Meh. Give me Kelly Brook anyday over this hairy euro-skank. Judging by her facial hair and 3rd world origins, she probably has several species of Elves inhabiting her huge fucking bush.
Kudos to James Blunt for getting laid the practical way: Desperate Soviet Brides Dot Com.
By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM
There's nothing bad to be said about this woman! She's gorgeous, I love her.
FYI James was in the military you dumb lazy fat ass-- didn't know pussies were that tough.
By Anonymous, on 6:38 PM
James Blunt is fugly.
By Anonymous, on 6:40 PM
6:32 PM... Um, he served in the BRITISH military. He is still fair game to be called a pansy, especially considering his music.
By Anonymous, on 6:40 PM
Interesting. The Czech Republic is now considered third world? That's laughable.
Besides, the best looking women in the world come from Eastern Europe. Everyone knows this.
By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM
james blunt/bee comment.. omannn fucking hilarious! :)
By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM
to mr. bonkers comment..
so damn true.
thank you.
By Anonymous, on 6:55 PM
OMG! The British Army! He must be like Rambo! Did he wear khaki shorts and a pith helmet, too?
By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM
The British army is gay, like James Blunt.
By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM
82nd Airborne
Special Forces
Army Rangers
Delta Force
You know, if you would like to talk real army.
By Anonymous, on 7:04 PM
I think she has a retarded look to her. Like she isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
By Anonymous, on 8:12 PM
She had a broken pelvis and it took close to a year for her to recover. She is truly beautiful (no pun intended) but I am afraid glad-about-pansy-Blunt will break her heart.
He's like a kid in a candy shop now and it sounds like he cannot resist temptation. Songwriting anyone?
By Anonymous, on 8:53 PM
Besides, the best looking women in the world come from Eastern Europe. Everyone knows this.
LOL just cause YOU'RE eastern european. and no, not everyone "knows" this because it's not a fact. there are beautiful women everywhere so shut your pie hole.
By Anonymous, on 9:03 PM
fuck her... she's dating james cunt
By Anonymous, on 10:45 PM
She's okay but not my type. Dating James Cunt is a bad move of hers though. Eugh.
By Kitty - The Librarian Fox, on 2:10 AM
petra was already treed because she thought the natives were after her shoes. she didn't even realize there was a tsunami.
By Anonymous, on 6:19 AM
what's the least popular laundry detergent in thailand? Tide
By Anonymous, on 6:22 AM
the biggest tragedy of the tsunami came afterwards, when hundreds of sharks were stricken with diarrhea after eating too much thai
By Anonymous, on 6:23 AM
Czech Republic not third world and mostly not Eastern European. The public transportation system is amazing. Food there is amazing. People are amazingly friendly. And the beer? Get the picture.
By Anonymous, on 6:49 AM
All you haters know good and damn well if you had half a chance you would cut off a ball to fuck her.
By Anonymous, on 6:53 AM
I am a girl and she is HOT!!!!!!!! WOW! Maybe dating James is like pity dating cause she lived.
By Anonymous, on 7:57 AM
Besides, the best looking women in the world come from Eastern Europe. Everyone knows this.
cmon they look like monkeys
By Anonymous, on 8:05 AM
i wonder if she knows her legs are open and she has a wedgie.
By Anonymous, on 8:33 AM
Would someone please explain to me this male (or female, as the case may be) fascination with girls in their underwear, wearing high heels, kneeling on a bed, looking over their shoulder while sticking their butt out? It's that classic perv pose they love so much in the skin mags. I just don't freaking get it. It's so unattractive.
That pose and the one finger of one hand touching her poon and a finger of the other hand in her mouth. WTF?
Oh, yeah...Petra. Yeah, not that great. I've seen better. James Blunt? I've seen ALOT better.
By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
"I could have sworn I read somewhere that she lost her leg in that Tsunami" She lost the guy who was giving her his middle leg. You had the story part right.
By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
The best part about PN is the story about Bruce Willis trying to "hit it". He put the word out that he wanted to meet her. No reply. Then he donated a pile of money to her charity to try and impress her, so he could "nail it". No such luck. Now PN is dating a wimp. Just goes to show you, even if your rich and famous, some of the women don't fall over with their legs in the air. Bruce, there is always Lindsey Lohan.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
9:39 AM: She's not fat, and she has tits.
Glad I could help.
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
Would someone please explain to me this male (or female, as the case may be) fascination with girls in their underwear, wearing high heels, kneeling on a bed, looking over their shoulder while sticking their butt out? It's that classic perv pose they love so much in the skin mags. I just don't freaking get it. It's so unattractive.
it's the please-hit-my-pooper pose. you might have noticed a few comments here about that sort of thing.
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
Cool... a deformed Chernobyl victim! And she's having sex with the gayest musician alive. They need to make a reality show about this one.
By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM
About time she got her dues on IDLYITW.
By sam991, on 1:40 PM
Blunt may look like he would be afraid of his own shadow but he was in the Army during Kosovo while all you seem to do is rip off other people's pages.
By Anonymous, on 7:22 AM
What's wrong with the British army, does the American one not like winning their own wars. Iraq (both times), Afganistan, Kuwait- all brilliantly fought, unfinished and ultimitely lost by the US
By Anonymous, on 7:27 AM
7:22, saying he was in the "Army" is misleading... you need to preface that with "British Army", so everyone understands that he was wearing a funny safari hat and singing songs about Spam, rather than actually fighting.
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
British soldier? in a 'funny safari'? singing 'songs about Spam?'
Maybe, but he's still fucking Petra Nemcova
Better than Vietnamese Prisoners of War
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
She's a fugly commie whore, and her bush is a romanian vampire forest. I'd rather fuck the "5 dolla sucky sucky" Viet whore. And least she didn't need a Mach 3 on her face in the morning.
By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
Please, he's not fucking her. She's obviously his beard, the guy is gayer than Elton John. His only role in the army was to blow the soldiers, along with the other British mums.
By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM
i think he was one of the resistance fighters captured in iraq. petra has said she doesn't understand why he keeps yelling out "naked dogpile" when they're in the bedroom.
By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM
I bet Lance Bass got his picture taken with a few Victoria's Secret girls back in his closet days. Nothing to see here, folks... its showbiz. The queers gotta keep up their appearances. The emo kids would probably stop buying his albums if they found out he tosses George Michael's salad every morning.
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
[i]Cool... a deformed Chernobyl victim! And she's having sex with the gayest musician alive. They need to make a reality show about this one.
September 13, 2006 6:16 PM[/i]
die of cancer north american cunt
By Anonymous, on 8:12 AM
This woman doesn't know how to become more popular, first talking about her boyfriend's death in the Tsunami, showing her tits anytime she can, and finally having that ugly singer boyfriend..... let's be honest would she date him just being a waiter or a carpenter? I don't think so, he is so unatractive
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
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