hahaha all the comments ahead of me are funny as hell. anyway these pics of her are awful! i do not think she has ever ever ever looked bad. but hell, she looks terrible here. how sad. she is perfection. this ruins it. damn you idlyitw!!!
A reverse cowgirl? If I had the opportunity to have sex with her I would at least want to be facing her so I could see those fabulous fun bags bouncing up and down.
i agree, she'd be a cold fish in bed. you'd have to play bucking bronco - just whisper in her ear that it was very progressive of Vanity Fair to put a naked plus-size model on the cover. and then hold on for as long as you can.
You people are mean. I think she looks AMAZING in thoes pics. And there is nothing wrong with collecting Nazi paraphernalia, it's part of our history. Better to remember it than throw it away.
5:33 PM quite right. but in other cases of ethnicity we'd say she's only half-jewish (mom's side, dad's danish). doesn't seem to be identifying very strongly with mom these days. she always did seem like a daddy's girl.
Oh for crying out loud. She said you "can" buy it and that it was "interesting". She didn't say she loaded her bags up with a bunch of swastika batons and beat jews out of her way on the way back home.
I would lick this chick from head to toe, I would cut off my right arm to go at her like a dog goes at my leg after a long hike.....After 5 sport bottles of water and the licking of a life time, I'm sure that I could satisfy her .....
Yeah, all the Nazi humor is kinda funny... until someone points out that Scarlett is Jewish. And then, not so funny. (Um, yeah, her mom's a Member of the Tribe.)
Another example of people getting their knickers in a twist by reading way too much into a quote. Grow the fuck up already. I'm Jewish and her comments do not bother me one bit. Her makeup, now that should be considered a war crime, and her hair should be pushed into the sea.
Hello? she's a jew as someone posted, it's true Another thing true is that she must be a dirty bitch in bed, she's cheeky and onm interviews she always has a dirty mouth!
it's not that she is a Nazi, it's that she is interested in history and finds the fact that there is so much nazi stuff very interesting. i find it interesting too, it tells a lot about the nature of humankind. saying she is a nazi is twisting her words horribly.
i'm pretty sure people are exaggerating for comic effect, not making reading comprehension errors. like Mel Gibson saying "I always knew that girl could cook!!!" but he probably actually didn't in real life (unless he had a drink or two).
Just because something is interesting doesn't mean you have to believe in it. Whether anyone likes it or not, Nazis are a major part of history and have made an impact on the world, albeit in negative ways.
Meh, I'm Jewish and I'm not offended in the least by her comments. I think a lot of people have some sand in their vagina that needs releasing. This quote is being taken way out of context. Her comment was referring to the markets in general, not just the Nazi memorabilia. You'd have to be a total idiot to not realize that yes, people DO sell Nazi stuff and there is a demand for it. That said, I'm a straight girl but Scarlett is my crush.
i agree with 10:31 AM. also, once somebody said he was so hungry he could eat a horse, but then he just had a sandwich. no logic at all. stupid. why do people keep saying these things that aren't literally true? i just don't get it. also, i hope to have sex one day.
All that stuff is fake anyway. The same stuff from the same U Boat is on every other table there (I found the compass for U-13 like six times). They make it to sell to gullable tourists. Though the brass bust of Hitler pen holder was creepy as hell.
I need to go there buy some Nazi stuff. I'd like to put it on my ceiling above my bed.Swastika would be the first thing i see in the morning and last at night..mmm how sweet..I bet it would bring me some sweet dreams of burning Jews and smell of gas.
There's nothing endearing or interesting about Nazi stuff, hmmmm, maybe Scarlett is just dumb and wanted to show people she is aware of WWII and the Nazis. As if she cares, she's above all that history crap...for sure...what's with her hair, looks like someone should kill it before it takes off?!
she's very sweet in real life, although she does have a lot of german friends. i read in a mag that one time a bunch of her friends came over to her house and it turned out it was somebody's birthday. she was so sweet - she said if only she had known, she'd have baked a kike.
in case anybody's interested in facts: ethnicity refers to shared ancestry, usually in combination with shared behavioral characteristics that often include religion, but need not. both practicing and non-practicing jews clearly fit the definition. the vast majority of jews do not reject non-practicing jews, although a small minority (ultra-orthodox) do.
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as a jew, i'd bet that sex with her would be a gas
By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM
it might be super-hot sex, but the whole time she might be thinking "he'd make an excellent lampshade"
By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
her boyfriend's last words were "jeez, it's like an oven in here"
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
she might want a hitler mustache, but she'd end up with a dirty sanchez
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
i wouldn't mind skeeting some final solution in her eyes
By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM
I have a $100 bill to bet she just lays there in bed. A dead F.
By Anonymous, on 4:58 PM
hahaha
all the comments ahead of me are funny as hell.
anyway these pics of her are awful! i do not think she has ever ever ever looked bad. but hell, she looks terrible here. how sad. she is perfection. this ruins it. damn you idlyitw!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:03 PM
A reverse cowgirl? If I had the opportunity to have sex with her I would at least want to be facing her so I could see those fabulous fun bags bouncing up and down.
By Edweirdo, on 5:19 PM
And there I was thinking she was shallow. Like OMG, like Nazi stuff is like soooooo cool.
By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM
To help put this quote, and all the comments herein in proper perspective, I think it's best pointed out that Scarlett is jewish. Just FYI.
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
Pretty girl. Shame about being punched on her upper lip though.
By a gentile, on 5:34 PM
she'd be goose-stepping allright...after i blitzkrieged her bunghole
By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM
and her mom wondered where all the dolls went after she got the EZbake oven
By Anonymous, on 5:44 PM
I don't get the fascination with her. I think there are a lot of women much prettier - Kate Hudson and Halle Berry for example.
By Anonymous, on 6:00 PM
To be honest, she could join Al-Queda and we'd still want to nail her.
People collect weird things, and collecting Nazi memorabilia doesn't make her a nazi. Her not wanting to sleep with us, that makes her a Nazi.
By Wrestling Beltworld, on 6:10 PM
i agree, she'd be a cold fish in bed. you'd have to play bucking bronco - just whisper in her ear that it was very progressive of Vanity Fair to put a naked plus-size model on the cover. and then hold on for as long as you can.
By Anonymous, on 6:30 PM
5:33 PM so clearly she's descended from collaborators. wonderful.
By Anonymous, on 6:35 PM
she seems to wish her ancestors had been in change
By Anonymous, on 6:37 PM
oh pleaseeee read the quote! she doesnt say she is collecting it, she just mentions it to emphasize how weird the market is!
By Anonymous, on 6:47 PM
You people are mean. I think she looks AMAZING in thoes pics. And there is nothing wrong with collecting Nazi paraphernalia, it's part of our history. Better to remember it than throw it away.
By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM
hitler youth! yeah!!
By Anonymous, on 6:57 PM
5:33 PM quite right. but in other cases of ethnicity we'd say she's only half-jewish (mom's side, dad's danish). doesn't seem to be identifying very strongly with mom these days. she always did seem like a daddy's girl.
By Anonymous, on 7:05 PM
Oh for crying out loud. She said you "can" buy it and that it was "interesting". She didn't say she loaded her bags up with a bunch of swastika batons and beat jews out of her way on the way back home.
By Anonymous, on 7:11 PM
wow.......i really liked this girl but this shit makes her way less attractive.
By prettyboy, on 7:17 PM
Anonymous said...
and her mom wondered where all the dolls went after she got the EZbake oven
September 18, 2006 5:44 PM
holy shit!!!!! laughing my fucking ass off!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:54 PM
I knew she was a major asshole!
By Anonymous, on 8:35 PM
ya'll are hysterical! love it!
By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM
anon 5:44, you are a genius. That cracked me up.
By Anonymous, on 9:37 PM
This explains why she grabbed my nutsack in bed and screamed "Du bist mein Weibchen!"
By jeditemple, on 9:44 PM
stuuuuupid girl! stuuuuuupid girl! stuuuuuuuupid girl!
By Anonymous, on 9:47 PM
I would lick this chick from head to toe, I would cut off my right arm to go at her like a dog goes at my leg after a long hike.....After 5 sport bottles of water and the licking of a life time, I'm sure that I could satisfy her .....
By Anonymous, on 10:11 PM
Yeah, all the Nazi humor is kinda funny... until someone points out that Scarlett is Jewish. And then, not so funny. (Um, yeah, her mom's a Member of the Tribe.)
By Anonymous, on 10:28 PM
Another example of people getting their knickers in a twist by reading way too much into a quote. Grow the fuck up already. I'm Jewish and her comments do not bother me one bit. Her makeup, now that should be considered a war crime, and her hair should be pushed into the sea.
By Anonymous, on 10:38 PM
do not offend Bulgaria! it IS a lovely country!!! ;P
By Anonymous, on 11:53 PM
just do not offend Bulgaria! it IS a LOVELY country!!! ;P
By Anonymous, on 11:55 PM
Hello? she's a jew as someone posted, it's true
Another thing true is that she must be a dirty bitch in bed, she's cheeky and onm interviews she always has a dirty mouth!
By Anonymous, on 2:58 AM
it's not that she is a Nazi, it's that she is interested in history and finds the fact that there is so much nazi stuff very interesting. i find it interesting too, it tells a lot about the nature of humankind. saying she is a nazi is twisting her words horribly.
By Anonymous, on 3:19 AM
all you'd get would be a frostbit tongue
By Anonymous, on 5:25 AM
i'm pretty sure people are exaggerating for comic effect, not making reading comprehension errors. like Mel Gibson saying "I always knew that girl could cook!!!" but he probably actually didn't in real life (unless he had a drink or two).
By Anonymous, on 5:38 AM
here is her orgasm video so you all can get your jerk on:
http://sex.mclady.net/index.php/2006/09/11/scarlett-johansson-having-an-orgasm/
enjoy. Your welcome
By Anonymous, on 7:35 AM
Too horsey-faced/fo mah taste.
AJ rules.
By Anonymous, on 7:59 AM
Just because something is interesting doesn't mean you have to believe in it. Whether anyone likes it or not, Nazis are a major part of history and have made an impact on the world, albeit in negative ways.
Anyway, that hairdo is goofy-looking.
By Anonymous, on 8:09 AM
Half of you need basic reading comprehension coursework. She was talking about how strange but fascinating the city's markets are.
Speaking of strange and fascinating, I wonder if she would like a teabag on her chin. That should fit the bill.
By CK1, on 8:20 AM
I know it's a bit picky, but is her head looking huge here, or what?
By Anonymous, on 8:58 AM
the jokes are still funny. only a retard would confuse this place with an op-ed page.
By Anonymous, on 9:07 AM
wasn't hitler part jewish as well?
i believe my military history professor confirmed that. but it's been a few years.
By jen, on 9:09 AM
jesus was a jew also.
in fact...
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
Heres a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me:
David Lee Roth lights the menorrah,
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah.
Guess who eats together at the Karnickey Deli,
Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli.
Paul Newman's half-Jewish; Goldie Hawn's half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin' Jew!
You dont need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish!
O.J. Simpson-- not a Jew!
But guess who is...Hall of Famer--Rod Carew--(he converted!)
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby.
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby!
Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is.
Well, he's not, but guess who is: All three stooges.
So many Jews are in show biz--
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is.
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
Meh, I'm Jewish and I'm not offended in the least by her comments. I think a lot of people have some sand in their vagina that needs releasing. This quote is being taken way out of context. Her comment was referring to the markets in general, not just the Nazi memorabilia. You'd have to be a total idiot to not realize that yes, people DO sell Nazi stuff and there is a demand for it. That said, I'm a straight girl but Scarlett is my crush.
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
we don't deal in reality, we deal in funny. nazi scarlett is funnier.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
So somebody who say, teaches the german involvement in WW2 is also, according to your logic here Todd, a nazi too? Stupid.
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
Todd, you're not funny. Let Jenny post.
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
i agree with 10:31 AM. also, once somebody said he was so hungry he could eat a horse, but then he just had a sandwich. no logic at all. stupid. why do people keep saying these things that aren't literally true? i just don't get it. also, i hope to have sex one day.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
September 19, 2006 10:32 AM
A jew.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
Say what you want, but I always knew we couldn't trust beautiful, blue eyed blondes.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
it looks like her left breast is the jewish one
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
^ Why? It's not banging away on an adding machine.
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
^ because it looks like it wants to take some skin off my penis
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
All that stuff is fake anyway. The same stuff from the same U Boat is on every other table there (I found the compass for U-13 like six times). They make it to sell to gullable tourists.
Though the brass bust of Hitler pen holder was creepy as hell.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
^ What? Her tits are fake?
By Anonymous, on 5:10 PM
Jesus wasn't a Jew. He converted to Christianity.
Judaism is a religion, not a race, nor even an ethnicity.
By joseph, on 5:19 PM
I need to go there buy some Nazi stuff. I'd like to put it on my ceiling above my bed.Swastika would be the first thing i see in the morning and last at night..mmm how sweet..I bet it would bring me some sweet dreams of burning Jews and smell of gas.
By Anonymous, on 6:10 PM
yo einstein, jesus was a jew. you can't convert to something that doesn't exist until after you die (no resurrection technicalities allowed).
By Anonymous, on 7:00 PM
plus in Jesus' case it would be called "Meianity" and his Dad would smack him upside the (god)head for even saying that
By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM
she looks like a pig in these pictures, jst like she always does !!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:19 AM
D cups PLUS Nazi memorabilia?! That Josh Hartnett is one lucky guy!
I went to Bulgaria and all I got was this crappy Brown Shirt!
By Anonymous, on 3:51 AM
so she wants to exterminate her own people, big deal. jessica simpson wears ugly boots.
By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM
lmao @ 9:26
By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
7:00 is a bitter Jew
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
don't be a fag, scarlett would look smoking in nazi gear 100% and you know it.
By livvie, on 12:27 PM
Jesus wasn't a Jew. He converted to Christianity.
not unless he invented time travel along the way
Judaism is a religion, not a race, nor even an ethnicity.
not even close. it's mix of religious and ancestral/cultural identification. plenty of jews are nonreligious, especially in america.
this is like those SNL skits with the educational tv shows produced by Fox.
By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
There's nothing endearing or interesting about Nazi stuff, hmmmm, maybe Scarlett is just dumb and wanted to show people she is aware of WWII and the Nazis. As if she cares, she's above all that history crap...for sure...what's with her hair, looks like someone should kill it before it takes off?!
By Anonymous, on 7:27 PM
I'd stick it in her gas chamber.
By Anonymous, on 6:13 AM
she's very sweet in real life, although she does have a lot of german friends. i read in a mag that one time a bunch of her friends came over to her house and it turned out it was somebody's birthday. she was so sweet - she said if only she had known, she'd have baked a kike.
By Anonymous, on 8:31 AM
September 20, 2006 12:48 PM -
Christ and his life is the very definition of what it means to be a Christian, not a Jew. I know the chronology. Don't be a dumbass.
Nothing you said contradicts the fact that Jews are neither a race nor an ethnicity. Referring to them as a race is something the Nazis did.
There are also plenty of Jews who believe that secular, non-religious Jews are, in fact, not Jews at all.
Not too bright are you? It's ok. The world needs ditch diggers too.
By joseph, on 2:20 PM
"The world needs ditch diggers too".
Wow, how Christian of you. Fucking hypocrite.
Yeah, we're not too bright, but you believe in a book of fairy tales and some sandle wearing hippie turning into a zombie on Easter.
By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM
You know Mel Gibson would love to bone this broad....they could make little goose steppers together...
By Anonymous, on 9:02 PM
in case anybody's interested in facts:
ethnicity refers to shared ancestry, usually in combination with shared behavioral characteristics that often include religion, but need not. both practicing and non-practicing jews clearly fit the definition. the vast majority of jews do not reject non-practicing jews, although a small minority (ultra-orthodox) do.
By Anonymous, on 9:26 PM
September 21, 2006 6:13 AM
Funniest comment here. Even beats the one about the E-Z bake oven!
By Anonymous, on 4:16 PM
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