BEAUTIFUL baby! the eyes are amazing. and, i hate to be negative, but why does it have to be weird. who takes a family picture with their baby in their jacket??
She's precious! Lots of babies have slightly Asian eyes. Katie has the same downturned eyes. They were probably even more noticeable when she was younger and had a fuller face. I hightly doubt that if they were going to adopt a baby that they would choose an Asian one. Like nobody would notice! She looks like both of them but definitely favors Katie!
So, Mr. Cruise gets fired by Paramount and a couple of weeks later they decide to release pics of the kid? Wow, great timing. The child is pretty but will probably never get a shot at a "normal" life, which is sad. She will never, ever be perceived as anything other than a freak show. That is the parent's fault.
7:22 AM - Paul McCartney did it in the 70's with his first kid. Linda McCartney (who was a photographer) took the then famous picture. It's not original, not that anything Tom Cruise does is.
The squinty eyes are normal - TCruise has them. It's from all those years of playing "super intense guy" in his movies. Besides, how many Asian people have you ever seen with grey eyes? The hair though - holy hair!
I totally agree with Vern. That kid looks like Damien's sister, right down to the black hair. It looks like they cropped the photo, so the Raven and Pitbull familiars don't show up in the background.
don't hate on the baby. It's not her fault daddy's a wack job. I think the baby is super cute.
And as much as I cannot stand the whole "tomkat" bs, I was quite happy to hear they received $0 for the pictures. I think that's possibly better than whoring your baby our for charity...
i know some of you want to say it's not a cute baby because of it's so called parents...but wow. that's a totally gorgeous baby. and sometimes kids have hair like that when they are born. my neighbor did and she hasn't shown an omen sort tendencies yet.
ok we're officially stuck with just making fun of the parents. the baby is beautiful, looks like her parents (esp mom). the negative comments about her (eyes, hair) just sound stupid. and maybe desperate, as if people are disappointed she doesn't have birth defects. it's not her fault that her parents are losers.
What a beautiful child! Though I must agree with anonymous 9:03 ... that is a ridiculous headline. Very People magazine; you'd think Vanity Fair would come up with something a little less tabloid-sounding.
she is adorable, but is it just me or does she look a little older than three months old in that picture??
she was born in april and the pictures were taken in july, which would make her three months and a few weeks. but then again, i've never had a baby, so what do i know?
i'm sticking with the story that it's chris klein's baby.
Cute baby. Too bad about the whole parentage thing though. Babies certainly can have that much hair. My nephew was born with even more hair than that. People used to stop and stare and laugh. Not cool.
"All I can say is the moment I looked in her eyes I felt like ... Mom."
(here's the part they edited out)
"And then Tom came in the room and said, 'No sounds, no lights, no baby talk, no entheta, only theta' and I felt like...JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HELP ME!!! SOMEBODY!!! PLEASE!!! Hey what's Clay Aikens doing in the waiting room with his fly down?"
The baby is beautiful! People that say shit about the baby have no heart and probably dont have any children of their own. Any of you that have children and say shit about this baby or any other baby is pathetic.
Cute in the first pic. But really odd in the second. Kind of like a Zoolander pose. Why is the baby photoshopped? Babies shouldn't and don't need to be photoshopped.
Okay, that first picture is great. Baby in the jacket, etc...cute. But that second one?? WHOA! You gotta be fucking kidding me. That is NOT the same child. It looks like Mom and Dad CrazyCruise are trying to hold on to the alien baby (THE EYES! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH IT'S EYES????!!!!????) as the mothership is landing to take her back to the home planet where she will rule for the next million years.
And fuck anyone who says I can't say anything bad about this baby. I've got four kids of my own...sometimes babies are NOT cute. Hell, for a little while, my last one looked like The Penguin from Batman right after he was born. Thank God he grew out of it. Suri looks like Xenu reincarnated in that second pic.
that baby is asian. she looks like katie, and she's super cute, but she's asian.
sperm donor.
i feel bad for her; her parents have relegated her to a life of being a punchline, and that sucks. i wouldn't want to be her any more than i'd want to be michael jackson's kids. :(
That baby is drop. dead. gorgeous. But Katie Holmes getting all foul-mouthed? I didn't think it was possible for her to get less convincing, but I was wrong.
Seriously, it is SO freaking obvious that the kid is A) photoshopped to the point where she could be green and we wouldn't know, and B) Chris Klein's. Take a good look at his eyes and then the kid's. He has the exact same eyes, similar face... no resemblance to the Cruiser at all.
And come on, if Britney is photoshopped to death and gets flack about it, why does everyone assume Suri actually is cute, when her loving "dad" insisted on three DAYS of photoshopping? By that logic, Britney is unspeakably hot and has great hair.
ok, in the jacket picture, she is gorgeous. in the smaller picture, she doesn't even look the same.....definitely more alien like there..........the eyes are weird. creepy. is it the same kid?
Drop dead gorgeous? What? That is one freaky looking kid. The baby is only 4-5 months and she looks like she's 2 already. Her hair is out of control. She's not cute at all.
Seriously, it is SO freaking obvious that the kid is A) photoshopped to the point where she could be green and we wouldn't know, and B) Chris Klein's. Take a good look at his eyes and then the kid's. He has the exact same eyes, similar face... no resemblance to the Cruiser at all.
And come on, if Britney is photoshopped to death and gets flack about it, why does everyone assume Suri actually is cute, when her loving "dad" insisted on three DAYS of photoshopping? By that logic, Britney is unspeakably hot and has great hair.
cute baby, looks like the parents. we all get to eat our words on this one. chew up and move on. holding onto "there's no Suri!" just makes you look completely retarded.
jiminy. i thought all the "racist" stuff awhile ago was silly, but cmon folks - there's much more to asian features than the eyes. for example, that is about as far away as you can possibly get from an asian nose. it's clearly derived from tom's giant honker. plus the eyes are Katie's anyway, i bet if you looked at her own baby pictures they'd look identical. don't be knucklescrapers.
it's got retarded eyes. I think their hiding the tentacles with an obscene amount of airbrushing. keep living the lie tommy. I'll keep wearing my anti-mutant body spray.
it's got retarded eyes. I think their hiding the tentacles with an obscene amount of airbrushing. keep living the lie tommy. I'll keep wearing my anti-mutant body spray.
For 22 pictures three days doesn't seem like a big deal (if it's even true that they spent three days on it). It doesn't look like they did much to the baby. They have more pics on OhNoTheyDidn't and the baby is just too cute!!
I'm agreeing with you, Jen. That baby does look older. If you take a trip over to PopSugar and look at Gwen Stefani's little guy Kingston (who is just over three months) he looks a lot more like what a three month old diaper filler should look like. This one looks like she's five, even six months old.
And I'm standing by my hair comment. I'm not saying babies can't have that much hair, I'm saying it doesn't look right. It's too dark (like Brandy says) or wiggish...something about it doesn't look natural to me. I'd have to touch it to be convinced and we all know that ain't gonna happen.
LOL @ 10:58 - you're right! That is not a normal looking baby, especially in the second pic. I mean, most newborns look kind of weird, but this kid is in a whole other league.
They should have just photoshopped in a whole new baby, just to save face.
You guys are all ridiculous. Leave they're kid alone. You all are probably the geniuses you claimed she was never pregnant. She looks just like her parents. She's a cute kid who is OBVIOUSLY not asian. She has her mother's eyes.
I'm surprised that Suri doesn't look like when Maggie Simpson turned into a space alien baby with the tentacles. Actually, she has pretty eyes and doesn't look like either Tom or Katie. I guess Tom has blue eyes or something, haven't noticed lately because he's been so goddam looney. As for "Kate", the brainwashing drugs are working really well these days huh?
I think she's gorgeous, and honestly, i wasn't expecting to think that...just based on all the negativity surrounding these two- it clouded my judgment in the beginning- but who are we to judge, we catch glimpses of these celebrities but no one truly knows them....All the hoopla should finally settle now that we have seen this cute baby. Suri obviously has Katie's "bedroom eyes" - and both Tom and Katie have dark hair. The baby is ADORABLE, bottom line. Whether people question her "Asian” features, that's not the point and it doesn't matter, does it? She is beautiful and healthy. Why question it and create unnecessary controversy? I think she's a gorgeous baby and I wish nothing but the best for her life. I feel for her, she's defenseless…wow, to be only five months old and already at the center of so many controversies.
I think she's gorgeous, and honestly, i wasn't expecting to think that...just based on all the negativity surrounding these two- it clouded my judgment in the beginning- but who are we to judge, we catch glimpses of these celebrities but no one truly knows them....All the hoopla should finally settle now that we have seen this cute baby. Suri obviously has Katie's "bedroom eyes" - and both Tom and Katie have dark hair. The baby is ADORABLE, bottom line. Whether people question her "Asian” features, that's not the point and it doesn't matter, does it? She is beautiful and healthy. Why question it and create unnecessary controversy? I think she's a gorgeous baby and I wish nothing but the best for her life. I feel for her, she's defenseless…wow, to be only five months old and already at the center of so many controversies.
Wow. I've checked some of the other gossip blogs running the Suri Cruise story and in all of the comments sections there are tons and tons of mindlessly positive comments about the kid and how it looks "just" like Tom or Katie, blah blah blah, by 'anonymous' or people who aren't regular commenters.
It's obvious the CoS is out in force to spin this story in TC's favor. He's their biggest pin-up boy and his antics have put the 'church' through hell recently. This is a really desperate attempt to shore up his damaged image and the 'church's fortunes. Ha ha.
Freaks. Everyone now knows your cult is a load of shit.
That is an adorable non asian baby, I might even go so far as to say it very well might be his but, that baby is NOT 3 months old in those pictures. No way, no how. Not even without the huge amount of hair is that baby 3 months old. Either the child was adopted or she had the baby earlier, then they faked the birth so it would coincide with the movie opening. Remember when we didnt see Katie for a while then she popped up again? All that talk about the belly getting bigger and smaller?
So some of you are saying that this baby is Asian based on the eyes? Well hell, if all people with eyes shaped like that are Asian, then Patrick Stewart and David Duchovny must be Asian too.
wow. they adopted an asian kid--as so many have said before me--or they got bjork to let matthew barney knock her up again and secretly carry the wonder baby for them.
vigilante, i greatly enjoy your comments here. i have to tell you, though, my son was born with a full - and i do mean FULL - head of long, silky, jet black hair. (what's more, it was perfectly swirled at the crown, as though it had been trained for years.)
but then, my son is half armenian. what ethnicities are tom and katie?
Don't doubt you, I've seen kids with tons of hair like that. But, what's triggered my naturally suspicious nature is that Suri's hair has an un-natural sort of look to it. Like it was taped on or something. It's either too dark, or too stiff....something about it is not right....it's like Parisite's Wonky Eye, you're not quite sure it's glass unless you get a chance to touch it. And really, having said that, I'm not too sure I'd want to. Not unless I'm armed with a purse load of anti-biotics.
My baby was born with a full head of dark hair too. And I'm the whitest whitey that ever lived. My husband and I never had dark hair. I did cheat on him once with an alien though.
12:01, you just scuppered your own argument by saying that Asian people have only one kind of nose. I've seen Asian people with pug noses, button noses, Roman noses...
Oh, and the problem with the hair is not the length or the thickness. It's A) it looks unreal like Britney's hair -- lifeless, and B) it changes in length and thickness from one pic to the next.
As for the eyes, take a look at Josh Harnett and Chris Klein, both of whom Katie was shtupping shortly before she signed a contract with Tom. Both of them, especially Klein, have VERY almond eyes comparable to that kid's.
There are more pictures from the mag circulating now, and the more I look at them, the creepier they look. They're so thoroughly photoshopped that Suri strongly resembles a Final Fantasy character -- anatomically correct, but oversmooth, artificial and blank-faced.
And I'm getting seriously sick of the babbling Scientologists coming onto sites. A week ago nobody had anything good to say about them, and suddenly there are dozens of fawning fans who all say the exact same thing: She's so gorgeous and she looks like both her parents! And they're also on Dlisted and thesuperficial, and I bet they're on all the other main gossip sites too.
Means COS is desperate to get their Top Gun back on top, especially since Travolta got caught tongue-wrestling a guy. This is Tom's last-ditch attempt. Go back to rigging polls, buying dozens of tickets and buying hundreds of "Dianetics" copies, you freaks.
As for Suri, I can't wait for the real reason to come out -- the reason it took WEEKS to photoshop this photo, and why nobody's seen her for real -- unphotoshopped.
has anyone else seen that mountain backdrop at their local jcpenny's? or was it wal-mart? what i don't understand is how they were able to go outdoors and take these pictures while the paparazzi was swarming around their compound night and day....hmmmm
i can vouch for s.'s son and his extremely full head of hair. and his cuteness. my stepdaughter was also born with a whole messload of blonde hair so the hair alone doesn't queer the deal for me, it's the size of that baby.
the above comment about bjork was me btw. SOMEONE tell me they didn't also see this resemblance immediately? maybe it's an adopted icelandic six-seven month old?
it's true, i'm totally convinced - they've adopted an asian baby and are trying to pass it off as their own!
also, the twin towers were blown up by the U.S. government, on orders from israel. and it was a missile, not a plane, that hit the pentagon. and fighter jets shot down flight 93.
and, the CIA engineered the inner city crack epidemic, and the defense dept created HIV as a biological weapon against gays, drug users, and Africans.
Creepy. Tom clutching "his" baby inside his coat, with Katie straining her neck to get a glimpse. That baby doesn't look Asian and it doesn't look like Tom or Chris. It looks like the sperm donor. I am so tired of these people.
Hey, um, you also forgot to mention that 95 million years ago an alien race brought billions of people to earth and blew them up in volcanoes and now their souls are infesting ours and in order to get rid of them we must all follow old fat gay L Ron to the mothership. Oh, after having dished out around a $100 grand to the CoS first, of course.
Yeah, it is amazing what you can learn on the internet.
This baby is cute. A little too cute.That hair. Those eyes. The way it connects with the camera, even when it's looking away. I'm suspicious. What kind of 4 month old kid takes such perfect pictures? It's eyes are creepy, like they can see inside my soul. My guess is that baby Suri is either...
A)An alien B) A robot or C)Some sort of gentically cloned super human bent on world domination
Poll anyone? haha
The name Suri means "mother of the sun." Anyone familiar with the Cherokee folk tale about the mother of the sun will likely go with Choice C. That is my choice =P
Does anyone else think the "timing" of this release is just a bit suspect??
Tom gets canned from his studio then just a couple weeks later he is releasing these photos? Pretty smart PR work here. It certainly has knocked that news off of the headlines and put him back into the public eye in a better light.
also, i have been staring at these photos off and on for 24 hours now, and i have to recant my earlier pronouncement that the baby is asian, because now she doesn't look very asian to me at all.
her hair doesn't strike me as odd, even still. it doesn't look helmet-y to me at all.
but holy crap, she does look like bjork. it's that windswept look in the second picture.
Um, they were really hard pressed to get a baby that looked a lot like Tom. I first saw the picture from a distance and it looked like Tom Cruise from far away. I find it revolting that people believe that this Xenu creature a.k.a. adopted baby is really Tom Cruises. We all know he is one of the dudes who borrows Travolta's jet to go to brown town.
Holy shit, you'd think maybe the MOTHER would like to hold her own freaking daughter! I guess it means nothing to Tom that she's carried her for 9 months, and gave a silent birth.
People are all "the baby is cute and don't hate on it" but I just can't not.
I mean yeah it's just a baby but it's the (possible?) spawn of those two freaks. There is no way this kid can be decent. They were feeding it with scieo crap before the birth. I was a goner before it was born!
I dont car if this baby cure aids I'm still don't like it. It's media whoring parents proceeded to hook up, get engaged and preggers in the space of a month full of PDOAs in which a crap load of pics/articles/interviews on them were shoved down my throat. Tom then showed what an ignorant asshole he is when he rennounced medication and dissed Brooke. And Katie, she's a mindless zombie who follws his every command and joining teh cult and renouncing her faith and family. Not cool!
The Cruises are evil and Suri may just be the evilist of all. Check out those creepy souless eyes. Combined with the soft smile, maybe some sort of ressurect alien lord, possibly bought from hell?
think about it chris klein and katie broke up in march and she started dating tom cruise in april. in the month of october she is pregnant and delivers in april. the baby is being held by tom and hidden in his jacket. that baby is definitely chris kleins. he has 2 adopted children with nicole kidman.
of course katie would believe she could fool tom forever after having chris klein's baby - the 2 look exactly alike! except that they look nothing alike. so everybody would be able to tell right away. so it wouldn't work. so she wouldn't do it, unless she was mentally retarded.
or maybe she was honest with tom and they agreed to have the baby and pass it off as tom's, believing they could fool the entire world foreever because the 2 look exactly alike! except that...
they're a nutjob-zombie couple and an easy target, but you've got to do better than this.
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Aw, they went out and adopted a little Asian kid. How cute.
By Anonymous, on 7:11 AM
I've always wanted an adorable asian baby. I'm jealous.
By Rachael, on 7:19 AM
BEAUTIFUL baby! the eyes are amazing. and, i hate to be negative, but why does it have to be weird. who takes a family picture with their baby in their jacket??
and, 7:11, that baby does NOT look asian, duh.
By Anonymous, on 7:22 AM
She's precious! Lots of babies have slightly Asian eyes. Katie has the same downturned eyes. They were probably even more noticeable when she was younger and had a fuller face. I hightly doubt that if they were going to adopt a baby that they would choose an Asian one. Like nobody would notice! She looks like both of them but definitely favors Katie!
By Anonymous, on 7:24 AM
That baby might not look Asian, but the HAIR??? Anyone else thinking that hair looks too dark/too thick/too fake?
By Vigilante, on 7:24 AM
So, Mr. Cruise gets fired by Paramount and a couple of weeks later they decide to release pics of the kid? Wow, great timing.
The child is pretty but will probably never get a shot at a "normal" life, which is sad. She will never, ever be perceived as anything other than a freak show. That is the parent's fault.
By Anonymous, on 7:25 AM
7:22 AM - Paul McCartney did it in the 70's with his first kid. Linda McCartney (who was a photographer) took the then famous picture. It's not original, not that anything Tom Cruise does is.
By Anonymous, on 7:26 AM
Crazy ass Scientologists. I feel bad for that kid.
By Anonymous, on 7:27 AM
I think she looks like the kid Damien. Somebody check the scalp!
By Vern, on 7:29 AM
What's with the Hitler hairstyle?
By jmnlman, on 7:31 AM
I think the baby looks exactly like Katie - but with an insane amount of hair!!
By Anonymous, on 7:33 AM
Jenny, I thought you were cool :(
By Anonymous, on 7:39 AM
The squinty eyes are normal - TCruise has them. It's from all those years of playing "super intense guy" in his movies. Besides, how many Asian people have you ever seen with grey eyes? The hair though - holy hair!
By Anonymous, on 7:41 AM
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By dupababy, on 7:42 AM
AWWWWWWWWWW,how cute.
maybe she'll be able to escape that wack-job daddy before the mothership arrives.
By Anonymous, on 7:50 AM
What, they have a baby? When did this happen? I hadn't heard of this before now.
By Anonymous, on 8:15 AM
Maybe all that hair is a wig to hide the cute little antennae sprouting from her scalp. Not to be mean, but that is one ugly baby.
Crazy Tom Cruise won't let Katie, sorry, Kate hold Suri even for a photoshoot? She probably has to ask for permission to nurse the kid. Ugh!
By Nika, on 8:28 AM
I totally agree with Vern. That kid looks like Damien's sister, right down to the black hair. It looks like they cropped the photo, so the Raven and Pitbull familiars don't show up in the background.
By jeditemple, on 8:32 AM
don't hate on the baby. It's not her fault daddy's a wack job. I think the baby is super cute.
And as much as I cannot stand the whole "tomkat" bs, I was quite happy to hear they received $0 for the pictures. I think that's possibly better than whoring your baby our for charity...
By Anonymous, on 8:43 AM
i know some of you want to say it's not a cute baby because of it's so called parents...but wow. that's a totally gorgeous baby. and sometimes kids have hair like that when they are born. my neighbor did and she hasn't shown an omen sort tendencies yet.
By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM
Asian babies are so cute. That's so Angelina and Brad to adopt overseas. Copycats.
By Anonymous, on 8:57 AM
Cute baby. But what's the deal with the title: "Yes, Suri She's our Baby!"
Well duh, of course she's your baby.
Weirdos.
By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM
She's adorable. Much cuter than Shiloh Pitt Drivel New Jolly - oh, whatever! Still think Katie's trapped. Take the kid and run Katie!!!!!!!!!
By Hottie Hottie, on 9:15 AM
She is a beautiful baby and has her mother's eyes
By Anonymous, on 9:24 AM
ok we're officially stuck with just making fun of the parents. the baby is beautiful, looks like her parents (esp mom). the negative comments about her (eyes, hair) just sound stupid. and maybe desperate, as if people are disappointed she doesn't have birth defects. it's not her fault that her parents are losers.
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
What a beautiful child! Though I must agree with anonymous 9:03 ... that is a ridiculous headline. Very People magazine; you'd think Vanity Fair would come up with something a little less tabloid-sounding.
By Kristin, on 9:29 AM
I think the hair may be dyed or a wig because the eyebrows look so much lighter
By Brandy, on 9:30 AM
she is adorable, but is it just me or does she look a little older than three months old in that picture??
she was born in april and the pictures were taken in july, which would make her three months and a few weeks. but then again, i've never had a baby, so what do i know?
i'm sticking with the story that it's chris klein's baby.
By jen, on 9:34 AM
Cute baby. Too bad about the whole parentage thing though.
Babies certainly can have that much hair. My nephew was born with even more hair than that. People used to stop and stare and laugh. Not cool.
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
"All I can say is the moment I looked in her eyes I felt like ... Mom."
(here's the part they edited out)
"And then Tom came in the room and said, 'No sounds, no lights, no baby talk, no entheta, only theta' and I felt like...JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HELP ME!!! SOMEBODY!!! PLEASE!!! Hey what's Clay Aikens doing in the waiting room with his fly down?"
By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
The baby is beautiful! People that say shit about the baby have no heart and probably dont have any children of their own. Any of you that have children and say shit about this baby or any other baby is pathetic.
By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
now we know tom cruise bought asian sperm to impregnate katie.
By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
She is a doll, looks like her mom.
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
That smaller second picture looks really weird.
By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM
Cute in the first pic. But really odd in the second. Kind of like a Zoolander pose. Why is the baby photoshopped? Babies shouldn't and don't need to be photoshopped.
By Anonymous, on 10:13 AM
lmao@ their asian baby
they must've had that shit illegally smuggled in from tibet or something.
By prettyboy, on 10:33 AM
As to the headline, I'm pretty sure Vanity Fair was trying to play off that song, "Yes sir, she's my baby." It didn't work though.
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
She looks really cute on the cover, only her hair looks dyed.
But the second pic omg.
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
Okay, that first picture is great. Baby in the jacket, etc...cute. But that second one?? WHOA! You gotta be fucking kidding me. That is NOT the same child. It looks like Mom and Dad CrazyCruise are trying to hold on to the alien baby (THE EYES! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH IT'S EYES????!!!!????) as the mothership is landing to take her back to the home planet where she will rule for the next million years.
And fuck anyone who says I can't say anything bad about this baby. I've got four kids of my own...sometimes babies are NOT cute. Hell, for a little while, my last one looked like The Penguin from Batman right after he was born. Thank God he grew out of it. Suri looks like Xenu reincarnated in that second pic.
By that-baby-is-not-cute, on 10:58 AM
that baby is asian. she looks like katie, and she's super cute, but she's asian.
sperm donor.
i feel bad for her; her parents have relegated her to a life of being a punchline, and that sucks. i wouldn't want to be her any more than i'd want to be michael jackson's kids. :(
By S., on 11:06 AM
That baby should be shot out of a canon.
Memo to Kate: You would feel even more like "a Mom" if you let me suck yout tits.
By J-Bird, on 11:06 AM
i have to say..my jury is still out...I am just not convinced..she looks like an asian type child...but she is a cutie pie.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
That baby is drop. dead. gorgeous. But Katie Holmes getting all foul-mouthed? I didn't think it was possible for her to get less convincing, but I was wrong.
By Laurie, on 11:14 AM
Brat looks Asian. I smell an adoption scam.
By vdantev, on 11:20 AM
Asian babies are so cuuuuuttteeeee!
Seriously, it is SO freaking obvious that the kid is A) photoshopped to the point where she could be green and we wouldn't know, and B) Chris Klein's. Take a good look at his eyes and then the kid's. He has the exact same eyes, similar face... no resemblance to the Cruiser at all.
And come on, if Britney is photoshopped to death and gets flack about it, why does everyone assume Suri actually is cute, when her loving "dad" insisted on three DAYS of photoshopping? By that logic, Britney is unspeakably hot and has great hair.
By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
ok, in the jacket picture, she is gorgeous. in the smaller picture, she doesn't even look the same.....definitely more alien like there..........the eyes are weird. creepy. is it the same kid?
By shel, on 11:25 AM
Drop dead gorgeous? What? That is one freaky looking kid. The baby is only 4-5 months and she looks like she's 2 already. Her hair is out of control. She's not cute at all.
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
Asian babies are so cuuuuuttteeeee!
Seriously, it is SO freaking obvious that the kid is A) photoshopped to the point where she could be green and we wouldn't know, and B) Chris Klein's. Take a good look at his eyes and then the kid's. He has the exact same eyes, similar face... no resemblance to the Cruiser at all.
And come on, if Britney is photoshopped to death and gets flack about it, why does everyone assume Suri actually is cute, when her loving "dad" insisted on three DAYS of photoshopping? By that logic, Britney is unspeakably hot and has great hair.
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
cute baby, looks like the parents. we all get to eat our words on this one. chew up and move on. holding onto "there's no Suri!" just makes you look completely retarded.
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
Chris Klein = baby daddy
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
jiminy. i thought all the "racist" stuff awhile ago was silly, but cmon folks - there's much more to asian features than the eyes. for example, that is about as far away as you can possibly get from an asian nose. it's clearly derived from tom's giant honker. plus the eyes are Katie's anyway, i bet if you looked at her own baby pictures they'd look identical. don't be knucklescrapers.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
Doesn't look anything like either of them. Adoption!
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
it's got retarded eyes. I think their hiding the tentacles with an obscene amount of airbrushing. keep living the lie tommy. I'll keep wearing my anti-mutant body spray.
By annapalooza, on 12:38 PM
it's got retarded eyes. I think their hiding the tentacles with an obscene amount of airbrushing. keep living the lie tommy. I'll keep wearing my anti-mutant body spray.
By annapalooza, on 12:39 PM
Wow, is that Blue Steel or Magnum? Either way, I think Derek Zoolander's kid wants his 'looks' and hair back.
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
Tom, you are NOT the father.
Chris Klein, you ARE the father!
By Tazznum1, on 1:03 PM
For 22 pictures three days doesn't seem like a big deal (if it's even true that they spent three days on it). It doesn't look like they did much to the baby. They have more pics on OhNoTheyDidn't and the baby is just too cute!!
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
That pic from Gawker is a fake. Good grief, they even said it's fake and they photoshopped an Asian baby in.
Here's the real one...
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2006/09/suri3.jpg
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
why is the baby asian?
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
Chris Klein's´son.
all the way.
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
That is the fugliest kid ever!
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
I'm agreeing with you, Jen. That baby does look older. If you take a trip over to PopSugar and look at Gwen Stefani's little guy Kingston (who is just over three months) he looks a lot more like what a three month old diaper filler should look like. This one looks like she's five, even six months old.
And I'm standing by my hair comment. I'm not saying babies can't have that much hair, I'm saying it doesn't look right. It's too dark (like Brandy says) or wiggish...something about it doesn't look natural to me. I'd have to touch it to be convinced and we all know that ain't gonna happen.
By Vigilante, on 1:18 PM
LOL @ 10:58 - you're right! That is not a normal looking baby, especially in the second pic. I mean, most newborns look kind of weird, but this kid is in a whole other league.
They should have just photoshopped in a whole new baby, just to save face.
By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
who give a flying fuck what those retards kids look like?
i mean, really, what the hell dif does it make.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
OMG!!! That is an Asian baby.
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
You guys are all ridiculous. Leave they're kid alone. You all are probably the geniuses you claimed she was never pregnant. She looks just like her parents. She's a cute kid who is OBVIOUSLY not asian. She has her mother's eyes.
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
I'm surprised that Suri doesn't look like when Maggie Simpson turned into a space alien baby with the tentacles. Actually, she has pretty eyes and doesn't look like either Tom or Katie. I guess Tom has blue eyes or something, haven't noticed lately because he's been so goddam looney. As for "Kate", the brainwashing drugs are working really well these days huh?
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
"She has her mother's eyes."
Hmm. Never knew Suri's mom is the hooker from Full Metal Jacket.
"5 Dolla, Anyting You Wah!!"... and thus Suri was conceived.
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
I think she's gorgeous, and honestly, i wasn't expecting to think that...just based on all the negativity surrounding these two- it clouded my judgment in the beginning- but who are we to judge, we catch glimpses of these celebrities but no one truly knows them....All the hoopla should finally settle now that we have seen this cute baby. Suri obviously has Katie's "bedroom eyes" - and both Tom and Katie have dark hair. The baby is ADORABLE, bottom line. Whether people question her "Asian” features, that's not the point and it doesn't matter, does it? She is beautiful and healthy. Why question it and create unnecessary controversy? I think she's a gorgeous baby and I wish nothing but the best for her life. I feel for her, she's defenseless…wow, to be only five months old and already at the center of so many controversies.
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
I think she's gorgeous, and honestly, i wasn't expecting to think that...just based on all the negativity surrounding these two- it clouded my judgment in the beginning- but who are we to judge, we catch glimpses of these celebrities but no one truly knows them....All the hoopla should finally settle now that we have seen this cute baby. Suri obviously has Katie's "bedroom eyes" - and both Tom and Katie have dark hair. The baby is ADORABLE, bottom line. Whether people question her "Asian” features, that's not the point and it doesn't matter, does it? She is beautiful and healthy. Why question it and create unnecessary controversy? I think she's a gorgeous baby and I wish nothing but the best for her life. I feel for her, she's defenseless…wow, to be only five months old and already at the center of so many controversies.
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
Wow. I've checked some of the other gossip blogs running the Suri Cruise story and in all of the comments sections there are tons and tons of mindlessly positive comments about the kid and how it looks "just" like Tom or Katie, blah blah blah, by 'anonymous' or people who aren't regular commenters.
It's obvious the CoS is out in force to spin this story in TC's favor. He's their biggest pin-up boy and his antics have put the 'church' through hell recently. This is a really desperate attempt to shore up his damaged image and the 'church's fortunes. Ha ha.
Freaks. Everyone now knows your cult is a load of shit.
By bullshit police, on 2:27 PM
Shut the fuck up, you brainwashed morons. I thought Scientologists had blocks on their computers so they couldn't even read sites like this.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
"I feel for her, she's defenseless…wow, to be only five months old and already at the center of so many controversies."
I'm sure she'll be fine. She's rich as hell. And scientologists don't get depressed, remember?
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
That is an adorable non asian baby, I might even go so far as to say it very well might be his but, that baby is NOT 3 months old in those pictures. No way, no how. Not even without the huge amount of hair is that baby 3 months old. Either the child was adopted or she had the baby earlier, then they faked the birth so it would coincide with the movie opening. Remember when we didnt see Katie for a while then she popped up again? All that talk about the belly getting bigger and smaller?
By Amy, on 3:07 PM
.....
"CoS" = "Cumstain of Satan"?
I think I missed something here right about the time my brain should down... could you hand me that brain stem? Thanks.
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
I frankly don't know if that entity, baby, or whatever is Tomkat's spawn. All I know is that she looks eeeeveeel... I bet she's the antichrist...
By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
These photos look.....unnatural.....they're creeping me out....
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
These photos look weird...unnatural.... they're creeping me out!
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
So, they waited this long to show pics so we wouldn't notice that "Suri" wasnt newborn when they got her?
By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM
So some of you are saying that this baby is Asian based on the eyes? Well hell, if all people with eyes shaped like that are Asian, then Patrick Stewart and David Duchovny must be Asian too.
By Anonymous, on 3:42 PM
wow. they adopted an asian kid--as so many have said before me--or they got bjork to let matthew barney knock her up again and secretly carry the wonder baby for them.
SO not their kid.
By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM
vigilante, i greatly enjoy your comments here. i have to tell you, though, my son was born with a full - and i do mean FULL - head of long, silky, jet black hair. (what's more, it was perfectly swirled at the crown, as though it had been trained for years.)
but then, my son is half armenian. what ethnicities are tom and katie?
By S., on 3:54 PM
asian features encompass the whole face, not just the eyes. americans are total retards when it come to accurate knowledge of the rest of the world.
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
Chris Klein's baby is so cute!
By Anonymous, on 5:37 PM
So her parent's did NOT dissaprove of her renouncing Christ? I guess they must be cool that way.
Gay Celebrity Crap!
By David, on 5:37 PM
Chris Klein's baby is so cute!
By Anonymous, on 5:38 PM
Beautiful baby. Dyed hair and Chris Klein's face...
By Anonymous, on 5:45 PM
Beautiful baby - dyed hair and Chris Klein's face...
By Anonymous, on 5:47 PM
Hi S.!
Don't doubt you, I've seen kids with tons of hair like that. But, what's triggered my naturally suspicious nature is that Suri's hair has an un-natural sort of look to it. Like it was taped on or something. It's either too dark, or too stiff....something about it is not right....it's like Parisite's Wonky Eye, you're not quite sure it's glass unless you get a chance to touch it. And really, having said that, I'm not too sure I'd want to. Not unless I'm armed with a purse load of anti-biotics.
By Vigilante, on 6:11 PM
My baby was born with a full head of dark hair too. And I'm the whitest whitey that ever lived. My husband and I never had dark hair. I did cheat on him once with an alien though.
By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM
12:01, you just scuppered your own argument by saying that Asian people have only one kind of nose. I've seen Asian people with pug noses, button noses, Roman noses...
Oh, and the problem with the hair is not the length or the thickness. It's A) it looks unreal like Britney's hair -- lifeless, and B) it changes in length and thickness from one pic to the next.
As for the eyes, take a look at Josh Harnett and Chris Klein, both of whom Katie was shtupping shortly before she signed a contract with Tom. Both of them, especially Klein, have VERY almond eyes comparable to that kid's.
There are more pictures from the mag circulating now, and the more I look at them, the creepier they look. They're so thoroughly photoshopped that Suri strongly resembles a Final Fantasy character -- anatomically correct, but oversmooth, artificial and blank-faced.
And I'm getting seriously sick of the babbling Scientologists coming onto sites. A week ago nobody had anything good to say about them, and suddenly there are dozens of fawning fans who all say the exact same thing: She's so gorgeous and she looks like both her parents! And they're also on Dlisted and thesuperficial, and I bet they're on all the other main gossip sites too.
Means COS is desperate to get their Top Gun back on top, especially since Travolta got caught tongue-wrestling a guy. This is Tom's last-ditch attempt. Go back to rigging polls, buying dozens of tickets and buying hundreds of "Dianetics" copies, you freaks.
As for Suri, I can't wait for the real reason to come out -- the reason it took WEEKS to photoshop this photo, and why nobody's seen her for real -- unphotoshopped.
By Anonymous, on 7:02 PM
has anyone else seen that mountain backdrop at their local jcpenny's? or was it wal-mart? what i don't understand is how they were able to go outdoors and take these pictures while the paparazzi was swarming around their compound night and day....hmmmm
By Anonymous, on 7:07 PM
i can vouch for s.'s son and his extremely full head of hair. and his cuteness. my stepdaughter was also born with a whole messload of blonde hair so the hair alone doesn't queer the deal for me, it's the size of that baby.
the above comment about bjork was me btw. SOMEONE tell me they didn't also see this resemblance immediately? maybe it's an adopted icelandic six-seven month old?
By gandy, on 7:18 PM
it's true, i'm totally convinced - they've adopted an asian baby and are trying to pass it off as their own!
also, the twin towers were blown up by the U.S. government, on orders from israel. and it was a missile, not a plane, that hit the pentagon. and fighter jets shot down flight 93.
and, the CIA engineered the inner city crack epidemic, and the defense dept created HIV as a biological weapon against gays, drug users, and Africans.
btw, Jesus survived the crucifixion.
it's amazing what you can learn on the internet.
By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM
7:18, yeah, she does look like Bjork. Same creepy appearance. All she needs is a wittle tiny swan dress.
Hey... has anyone seen Bjork's baby recently? ;)
By Anonymous, on 9:01 PM
Creepy. Tom clutching "his" baby inside his coat, with Katie straining her neck to get a glimpse. That baby doesn't look Asian and it doesn't look like Tom or Chris. It looks like the sperm donor. I am so tired of these people.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 PM
Suri's a wonderful girl and i'm glad she looks happy
By Anonymous, on 11:49 PM
they're wonderful parents and i'm glad they're happy.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 AM
Where is Suri's bellybutton ???
By Anonymous, on 12:39 AM
Scientology aside.... that is a damn cute baby. Looks like her mommy.
By Anonymous, on 1:40 AM
September 06, 2006 11:49 PM
September 07, 2006 12:14 AM
So, um, the 'church' pays you by the comment or is it a free emeter reading for every 100 you post?
Just curious.
By Anonymous, on 3:59 AM
September 06, 2006 8:09 PM -
Hey, um, you also forgot to mention that 95 million years ago an alien race brought billions of people to earth and blew them up in volcanoes and now their souls are infesting ours and in order to get rid of them we must all follow old fat gay L Ron to the mothership. Oh, after having dished out around a $100 grand to the CoS first, of course.
Yeah, it is amazing what you can learn on the internet.
So, what "OT" level are you, 'anonymous'?
By Anonymous, on 4:06 AM
7:02 i've seen an albino black man. does that mean they don't typically have darker skin? you have a child's mind.
By Anonymous, on 5:03 AM
This baby is cute. A little too cute.That hair. Those eyes. The way it connects with the camera, even when it's looking away. I'm suspicious. What kind of 4 month old kid takes such perfect pictures? It's eyes are creepy, like they can see inside my soul.
My guess is that baby Suri is either...
A)An alien
B) A robot
or
C)Some sort of gentically cloned super human bent on world domination
Poll anyone? haha
The name Suri means "mother of the sun." Anyone familiar with the Cherokee folk tale about the mother of the sun will likely go with Choice C. That is my choice =P
By 350Zgirlie, on 5:09 AM
Cute baby, the parents are still freaks. Doubtful Katies family approved.
By Anonymous, on 6:08 AM
They're horrible people and I'm glad they're being made fun of.
By Anonymous, on 6:12 AM
Does anyone else think the "timing" of this release is just a bit suspect??
Tom gets canned from his studio then just a couple weeks later he is releasing these photos? Pretty smart PR work here. It certainly has knocked that news off of the headlines and put him back into the public eye in a better light.
He's crazy, but he's shrewd as hell.
By Anonymous, on 7:59 AM
That baby is delicious. I can't stand Cruise, but this baby is adorable.
By Anonymous, on 8:50 AM
"That baby is delicious."
Well, listen up, sonny Jim: I ate a baby. Oh, aye, Baby: the other, other white meat. Baby: it's what's for dinner
By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM
gandy, she DOES look like bjork.
also, i have been staring at these photos off and on for 24 hours now, and i have to recant my earlier pronouncement that the baby is asian, because now she doesn't look very asian to me at all.
her hair doesn't strike me as odd, even still. it doesn't look helmet-y to me at all.
but holy crap, she does look like bjork. it's that windswept look in the second picture.
By s., on 11:33 AM
Glad to see the kid is already taller than dad!
By -r, on 11:53 AM
I see Xenu finally approved, the adoption went through and Xenu approved of the photoshopped pics. All hail Xenu!
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
"Glad to see the kid is already taller than dad!"
bing-bong! hey-o!
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
5:09: Or a CGI baby. I've seen "Advent Children!"
Hey, what is with the Cherokee legend? Please spill!
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
i think tom is a weirdo. But that baby is still cute as hellllll.
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
"That baby is delicious."
Ms. Clarkson! It's an honor to have you here with us.
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
Ohh, I just got the caption! It's like "Yes Suri, she's our baby" like "Yessiree, she's our baby". How clever, hahahahahahaah No.
By Anonymous, on 4:35 PM
What I don't understand is why America won't let gays get married, but they let them adopt. weird.
By Anonymous, on 5:05 PM
Um, they were really hard pressed to get a baby that looked a lot like Tom. I first saw the picture from a distance and it looked like Tom Cruise from far away. I find it revolting that people believe that this Xenu creature a.k.a. adopted baby is really Tom Cruises. We all know he is one of the dudes who borrows Travolta's jet to go to brown town.
By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
Holy shit, you'd think maybe the MOTHER would like to hold her own freaking daughter! I guess it means nothing to Tom that she's carried her for 9 months, and gave a silent birth.
Ass.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
Wow, Tom Cruise' got a Holodeck in his mansion! Nice "Mountain High" program!
By Anonymous, on 10:43 PM
that is chris klein's child...compare a picture of the two. wow. i am not a conspiracy theorist at all, but this is just obvious. 5 months my ass.
By Anonymous, on 11:00 PM
People are all "the baby is cute and don't hate on it" but I just can't not.
I mean yeah it's just a baby but it's the (possible?) spawn of those two freaks. There is no way this kid can be decent. They were feeding it with scieo crap before the birth. I was a goner before it was born!
By Anonymous, on 12:19 AM
Weird name, weird looking, weird baby.
I dont car if this baby cure aids I'm still don't like it. It's media whoring parents proceeded to hook up, get engaged and preggers in the space of a month full of PDOAs in which a crap load of pics/articles/interviews on them were shoved down my throat. Tom then showed what an ignorant asshole he is when he rennounced medication and dissed Brooke. And Katie, she's a mindless zombie who follws his every command and joining teh cult and renouncing her faith and family. Not cool!
The Cruises are evil and Suri may just be the evilist of all. Check out those creepy souless eyes. Combined with the soft smile, maybe some sort of ressurect alien lord, possibly bought from hell?
By Anonymous, on 12:29 AM
think about it chris klein and katie broke up in march and she started dating tom cruise in april. in the month of october she is pregnant and delivers in april. the baby is being held by tom and hidden in his jacket. that baby is definitely chris kleins. he has 2 adopted children with nicole kidman.
By Anonymous, on 7:07 AM
of course katie would believe she could fool tom forever after having chris klein's baby - the 2 look exactly alike! except that they look nothing alike. so everybody would be able to tell right away. so it wouldn't work. so she wouldn't do it, unless she was mentally retarded.
or maybe she was honest with tom and they agreed to have the baby and pass it off as tom's, believing they could fool the entire world foreever because the 2 look exactly alike! except that...
they're a nutjob-zombie couple and an easy target, but you've got to do better than this.
By Anonymous, on 9:00 AM
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