70 Comments:

• Things are not looking so good for Jessica. The singing career thing is not going well, and directors are not wearing a path to her door.
  
  The John Mayer thing may have put a nail in it for her. I almost feel sorry for her, but her selfish & jealous tiff at Ashlee's opening hardened my heart again.

  By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM  

• I already have 2 of those chairs (they rule), but here is my caption:
  "Ken!! My earring is twisted around and I don't know how to fix it!"

  By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM  

• "Oh my gosh, he was like so big I can't like close my mouth now"

  By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM  

• Over-Under on # of idiots who post their caption here: 12. Place your bets.

  By J-Bird, on 3:57 PM  

• I'm trying, but I can't get past the black eyeshadow, brown eyebrows, and grandma-pink lipstick.
  
  Does she ever have a thought in her head? How is it possible for a human being to have an expression like this and STILL look like there's not a thimbleful of brain matter behind it?
  
  The tongue pushed into the cheek is what kills it. The eyes are saying, "Daddy, for heaven's sake, take it out of my sister before someone sees!" but that tongue is saying something else entirely.

  By S., on 4:04 PM  

• nobody wanted to snowball jessica simpson that night.

  By lyse, on 4:05 PM  

• "Pappa Joe said I kiss best."

  By wrainy, on 4:22 PM  

• j-bird - over. way over.

  By Anonymous, on 4:35 PM  

• LOL it looks like she went to get botox done, but the doctor didn't aim right and injected that sh*t into her tongue. either that or an allergic reation of some kind. Maybe shes allergic to nuts hehehe

  By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM  

• Jackass 3: The Aftermath

  By nor, on 5:11 PM  

• They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

  By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM  

• I had sex with Bam?!

  By Booyaa, on 5:20 PM  

• Ummm, this tin foil taste goood!

  By d mumsie, on 5:46 PM  

• "Where's the handle?"

  By paulsouthworth, on 5:49 PM  

• "Put that thing away, Daddy!!"

  By ems_wench, on 6:12 PM  

• I can't talk I just got those darn lip injections again...argglllllggg!

  By Anonymous, on 6:14 PM  

• "Man my Dil-do really should be smaller then my earings"

  By JayBoWoosooie, on 7:02 PM  

• "Man my dil-do should be smaller then my earings"

  By JayBoWoosooie, on 7:03 PM  

• Durr

  By Anonymous, on 7:41 PM  

• oohhhhh daddy.... you shaved!!!

  By ashnant11003, on 7:54 PM  

• ohhh daddy... you shaved!!!!

  By Anonymous, on 7:55 PM  

• daddy...
  
  
  
  
  
  
  I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU SHAVED?!?!?!?

  By ashnant11003, on 7:59 PM  

• daddy.....
  
  
  
  I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU SHAVED?!?!

  By ashnant11003, on 8:00 PM  

• dadddyyyy....
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU SHAVED??!?!?

  By ashnant11003, on 8:01 PM  

• daddyyyy....
  
  
  
  When was the last time you shaved !?!?!? I have a pube stuck in my teeth!!

  By ashnant11003, on 8:03 PM  

• somewhere in texas a baptist minister is missing his blowup doll

  By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM  

• i hate it when dad's semen makes my tongue stick to the roof of my mouth

  By Anonymous, on 8:45 PM  

• is that screech giving a girl a dirty sanchez?

  By Anonymous, on 8:48 PM  

• these earings make my brain sleepy

  By Anonymous, on 8:49 PM  

• jessica's got a papa joe pube stuck in her throat

  By Anonymous, on 8:53 PM  

• jessica struggles to identify which hors d'over tasted like papa joe atm

  By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM  

• wait, is this chicken? or fish?

  By wednesday, on 8:56 PM  

• did he say his name was hot carl?

  By Anonymous, on 9:19 PM  

• jessica is still feeling the effects of bam's donkeypunch

  By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM  

• whoa...that was dad last night, wasn't it?

  By Anonymous, on 9:26 PM  

• papa joe says jessica will blow up

  By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM  

• oh, thats chicken? or is it tuna?

  By yv, on 9:39 PM  

• "Interesting...I don't remember eating that!"

  By Meggersuit, on 10:13 PM  

• Wrigley's got a new gum flavor specially made for Jessica. Its the new longer lasting Extra Bam.
  
  "I really love this new flavor, plus it whitens just like his...!"

  By Yuusou, on 11:57 PM  

• JS says "DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", to the 5 fans she has left in the world.........

  By Anonymous, on 1:47 AM  

• Actually, if Wrigley's had a new gum flavour for Jessica it would be called 'Bewilder-mint'. ;)

  By joejoe, on 1:59 AM  

• sorry Daddy, I forgot to swallow!!

  By Anonymous, on 3:13 AM  

• I ate what!!!!

  By Anonymous, on 3:38 AM  

• j-bird -
  
  time to pay up. we're way past 12.
  
  - September 28, 2006 4:35 PM

  By Anonymous, on 5:37 AM  

• Jessica's jealousy come out after learning her sister Ashlee starred her own movie "Saved by the Smell".

  By Anonymous, on 6:20 AM  

• Thanks for lettin me lick the beater Mom, who knew it was on.

  By bootsy, on 7:57 AM  

• "I know he said it leans a little to the left....but GAWD!"

  By Anonymous, on 8:03 AM  

• and yet, i'd still hit her pooper. and so would you.

  By Anonymous, on 8:30 AM  

• my choice has no color. it's just a choice.

  By Anonymous, on 8:36 AM  

• "I knew he said it leaned a little to the left....but GAWD!"

  By Tammb, on 9:07 AM  

• After filling my lips with as much silicone as the doctor could, I asked him to add a third lip, right in the middle.

  By julesrobynw, on 9:25 AM  

• jessica tries to do that asian tongue thing

  By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM  

• 4:35...good call.
  Apparently I underestimated things.

  By j-bird, on 9:55 AM  

• "Chocolate and peanut butter!"

  By Damian P., on 10:40 AM  

• "I'm going to give him an offer he can't refuse!"

  By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM  

• yo einsteins maybe people are posting after they email

  By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM  

• ^ Worst caption ever. Makes no sense.

  By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM  

• KFC... KFC... KFC...

  By Arden, on 2:25 PM  

• but bam i poop from there

  By Victoria, on 4:08 PM  

• 11:51 AM - Pathetic, if true.

  By Anonymous, on 5:49 PM  

• 'I'm the invisible man'

  By robertone, on 10:46 PM  

• "Nova-who?... Novacaine, whats that?"

  By Anonymous, on 6:38 AM  

• I still don't know if it's chicken or tuna!

  By kacky, on 8:26 AM  

• I'm a blonde?

  By Anonymous, on 8:50 PM  

• "Hugh toad me hugh'd gev me a courtesy head thap!"

  By Jake, on 6:07 PM  

• Since I swallowed..Am I going to choke when the baby comes out this way?

  By Anonymous, on 8:32 PM  

• Since I swallowed does this mean that I will choke when the baby comes out??

  By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM  

• "mm daddy that tastes familiar,did u have chicken or fish for dinner?"

  By Anonymous, on 9:17 PM  

• "Daddy! Why?"

  By Anonymous, on 8:10 PM  

• Colagin shots gone wrong

  By leonard, on 9:36 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com