Victoria Beckham is Poking

70 Comments:

  • i hate anorexic chicks.. and victoria seriously needs to eat a burger

    By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM  

  • Giant, crooked nipples on top of implants below a really ugly face. No, not hot at all.

    By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM  

  • You want more of this?

    Watch the first few seasons of Charmed. Seems like the girls take turns. "Who's going to be poking out this episode?"

    Almost want to take bets on who its gonig to be for each episode....

    By Pride, on 9:20 AM  

  • Are those nipples or outside edges of her ribcage??

    Someone feed that chick, pronto!
    She is sickening to look at. YUCK.

    By joejoe, on 9:23 AM  

  • All butterfaces.

    By Anonymous, on 9:23 AM  

  • The Gods are cruel when they allow that fugly anorexic to f**k David Beckham all she wants. Damn.

    By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM  

  • there is nothing about this gal that's sexy.. orange face.. never smiles.. fake tits that aren't even constructed well enough to look good.. i don't understand how anyone could find that attractive.. i think it's barfical.. really..

    By dupababy, on 9:25 AM  

  • I can't move past her mouth. Does this chick ever close it? Breathe through your giant pig nose, Posh!

    By Anonymous, on 9:33 AM  

  • i know she has implants.. but does she have fake nipples too?! damn

    By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM  

  • Hey, come on now. At least we don't have to look at her bacne.

    By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM  

  • Whoever said it earlier got it right. She DOES have a pig nose. Since fucking when does a SPICE GIRL (one of the most ridiculous excuses for music EVER) get to be in the limelight for so long? Who gives a shit?? The fucking Brits have such a skewed sense of celebrity. I'm so fucking glad WE are not THEM anymore. God Bless George III's crazy motherfucking ass! I hope David Beckham gets hit in the head with a soccer ball, loses his memory, throws all his money in the Thames, and she has to whore herself outside Buckingham Palace in order to feed her kids.

    By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM  

  • 9:46am, I agree with you, but to clarify, she's only famous now because she married one of the best football players of all time and has garaunteed that she'll be rich forever by punching out 3 kids.

    By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM  

  • I agree that this bitch needs a burger.

    By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM  

  • vile.

    By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM  

  • pride @9:20 sooooooo...masturbate much?

    By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM  

  • she makes me want to eat more...if that were possible. she looks like a fake plastic barbie doll...the bullet hard nipples don't make her any more sexier than her thighs that are about the width of my arms...ew...

    By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM  

  • The snout wasn't as noticeable when her face was a normal size. Now all you notice is the fake lips and snout nose.

    And do you get the creepy nipples if you get implants?

    By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM  

  • Hmmm... not sure what all the fuss is here. She's hot. No more burgers, please. All women should diet until they are this size.

    Keep eating mint leaves and water, babe. You're beautiful.

    By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM  

  • God, she's ugly.

    By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM  

  • 11:38...I hope someone takes a shit filled diaper and smothers you with it. Pigs like shit, don't they?

    By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM  

  • her expression is kind of harsh but her body looks perfect. after 3 kids most women are watching the deuce approaching quickly on the bathroom scale.

    By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM  

  • you know the brits do not care for her either shes like their paris hilton.she looks like a 12 year old and i seriously have to wonder why anyone but a pedophile would consider that attractive what is wrong with David beckham? he need to commit her for more reasons than one.

    By trae, on 11:58 AM  

  • Pleeeeeease! The only way her body looks perfect is if you compare it with a man's. She's got no tits to speak of, and no hips. Boy boy boy boy boy. You must have a weird fetish for collar bones.

    If someone photoshopped an Ethiopian's head on that body, everyone would be saying, "Oooooh, poor thing! Would someone give this sad thing a bowl of oatmeal, please?", someone would make a documentary about her, and the ONE campaign would use her as a posterchild for their cause.

    By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM  

  • 11:47, if you're so thin that you can offer comment on most women that have given birth three times, it should be all that much easier for you bend over and fuck yourself

    By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM  

  • are you kidding me she looks like a twelve year old ,anyone that finds that attractive must be a pedophile.makes me wonder about david.I wonder if he gets bruises from all the bones? he needs to commit her for more reasons than one.and the brits dont like her either she is like paris hilton is to americans.

    By trae, on 12:01 PM  

  • it's perfect in its contrast to all the moo-cows out there. mooooooooooooooo

    By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM  

  • Yea, She is realy skinny and her boob job is botched as all hell... but I dunno, there is something about her... I love that sweater/dress thing and the boots. Maybe it's her clothes. I think that whole "plastic and wax" look is something she is trying to perpetuate... it's like her "thing"

    By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM  

  • 12:00 PM = deuce, deuce and a half, min

    By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM  

  • 2:17 PM it's just that you could actually breathe while having sex with her on top

    By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM  

  • 12:18 Yeah, if you're talking about inches and the length of my cock. Excellent guess! I'm so pleased you got it right!

    By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM  

  • nothing wrong with looking sleek

    By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM  

  • We gotta lot of pedophiles on the board today, who want all women to look just like teenage boys, so their mamas won't suspect what they REALLY like...

    Get real. Victoria is so skinny that she looks like a bone sack, and acts like a perpetual bitch. Women that skinny get osteoporosis, their hair falls out, their skin dries up. Their menstrual cycles dry up too, which probably helps the sickos pretend that they are boys.

    [sarcasm]Sooooo sexy. So much better than women above a size zero, the cows, who actually have HAIR and SKIN and no visible bones! [/sarcasm]

    By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM  

  • 12:25 PM yuck a fat tranny

    By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM  

  • no it's not that. it's that they're not fat. fat is gross.

    By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM  

  • ^ Kelly Clarkson

    By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM  

  • gotta get into the grape soda commodities market, looks like there's a lotta demand out there

    By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM  

  • So I took a look at these pics earlier today. Then, since it's my day off, I went and had a few. Okay, maybe not a few. I had several. And this bitch STILL doesn't look good.

    By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM  

  • look, fatties, you outnumber the nicoles and victorias by 30:1. there's an epidemic of you, not them. quit mooing at each skinny post, you're making it difficult for the rest of us to breathe (no news there).

    By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM  

  • Her legs are....stringy and she's pigeon-toed.

    By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM  

  • that html tag for sarcasm is awesome

    By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM  

  • 1:16 I agree. Wish I'd thought of that.

    I do wonder if these pedophiles are just trying to get a rise out of people, though. I find it hard to believe that anyone would actually be attracted to Victoria.... aren't there cuter children out there to look at?

    By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM  

  • My question is why she dressed in wool or cashmere and boots in the middle of September. Her and Jessica Simpson must have their own personal weather system that is blowing cold only on them. Also, her nipples may be the plastic stick on's.

    By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM  

  • 1:16 PM was being sarcastic

    By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM  

  • Hmmm... yeah, men who like thin women are pedophiles. Keep thinking that, Bertha. I'm sure with that attitude and charming personality, Prince Charming will eventually come driving over in a forklift, and carry you away to a house made out of Snickers bars.

    By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM  

  • 1:16 PM was being sarcastic

    He shoulda used the HTML for it then.

    By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM  

  • 1:45 PM nope it was deadpan sarcasm

    By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

  • Looks like someone's discovered nipple enhancers. Chav tart.

    By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM  

  • I do think it's OK to like thin women like, say, I don't know, Heidi Klum or Petra Nemcova or something. But Victoria looks like a little boy. There's a difference, kiddo.

    By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM  

  • I don't date anorexic chicks because they're so fucking insecure and that makes them ugly. Posh Spice was already fugly before she was anorexic, so it's only gotten worse. I don't date fat chicks for pretty much the same reason. I love women who are happy with themselves and take care of themselves. I couldn't care less if they have "imperfections." The ones who are happy with their naked bodies - with or without flaws - are always the best in bed.

    Maybe when some of you grow up and get laid more often, you'll find that out for yourselves.

    By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM  

  • it's "OK to like" whomever you wish.

    By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM  

  • adult men who like actual boys are bad. adult men (like johnny depp and orlando bloom) who like adult women who have skinny boyish bodies are not bad. enough with the fatty-jihad.

    By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM  

  • 1:27 PM that's just great. you don't like men admiring thin women, so you bring up the topic of child rape. what a proud moment for you.

    By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM  

  • Oh, god forbid anyone brings up pedophilia. Jeez, you're easily offended for someone cruising the gossip blogs.

    By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM  

  • 2:48 is that sarcasm? I wasn't sure.

    By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM  

  • i agree w/the person that said skinny as in hedi or petra was good because although they are skinny the have actual shape and some meat. that being said i think posh has a great fashion sense, and she would look amazing if she gained a good 30lbs

    By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM  

  • I'm all for nipple enhancers folks, but some people just abuse the priveledge. Pop tart.

    By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM  

  • QUOTE: The fucking Brits have such a skewed sense of celebrity. I'm so fucking glad WE are not THEM anymore.

    What makes you think the Brits like her??? Just cos she's British, doesn't mean to say we support her or are fans of hers!

    That's like us saying the Americans must have a skewed sense of celebrity because Britney Spears is American, or something as equally as silly as that.

    I'm so glad YOU are not US anymore either....GROW UP!!!

    By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM  

  • fat AND short-tempered

    By Anonymous, on 5:55 PM  

  • If you Brits don't like her so much, then take her out...Rambo-style. C'mon! We dare you!

    And you grow up. Quit eating mayonnaise with french fries and vinegar with fish and kidney-fucking-pie. Keep your attitude and your unbrushed teeth on your side of the pond, you pretentious prick.

    And we're working on getting rid of Britney.

    By Anonymous, on 5:58 PM  

  • She didn't even glue her nipple enhancers on right. Isn't she rich enough to have people do that for her? What an ugly dumbass.

    By Anonymous, on 6:44 PM  

  • she looks hot. she's got enough self-respect to stay thin even though she's got the excuse (having kids) that the fatties love more than chocolate itself. your husbands or boyfriends won't say it, fattaroonies, but they all wish you were more like her. fat chance.

    By Anonymous, on 8:41 PM  

  • 11:38 obviously you're a man...can tell by the shitty comment. you know what NORMAL women eat who are not 90 lbs but are also not over 200 lbs, they eat three meals a day, exercise and live their lives. I don't understand why people here say the "fatties" get all in a rage with skinny women...I'm your average 5'2 125 lbs woman...I'm DISGUSTED by Victoria, Nicole and Kate Bosworth because they LOOK terrible. There's nothing sexy or hot about them, they ALL look like 12 year old underdeveloped girls who are wearing either whore clothes or clothes their size that look bad on them because they're so emaciated. There is a double standard that exists today, and it seeks to make women hate their bodies because they don't look like this. Well you know what I don't want to look like this, I want to love my body and I will not mistreat it by having an easting disorder or a drug problem to stay this thin. It's really unhealthy and bad for you. Case closed!

    By Anonymous, on 9:12 PM  

  • somebody just ate the comment box

    By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM  

  • Let's just ignore this one Anonymous commenter who keeps posting, posting,...
    There are lots of Pro-Ana and Pro-Mia ppl out there who adore Victoria Beckham and want to look just like her.

    Anyone who deny that she's way too thin has issues. She's no teenager or naturally skinny as you can tell from her Spice Girl years. If you subtract her implants, I'm sure her BMI is below 19.

    By vicky, on 12:19 AM  

  • Maybe she and Bosworth could haunt houses together. And another thing ... if the camera ADDS ten pounds, WHAT does she look like in person?

    By Piquebu, on 9:18 AM  

  • Maybe she and Bosworth could haunt houses together. And another thing ... if the camera ADDS ten pounds, WHAT does she look like in person?

    By Piquebu, on 9:18 AM  

  • actually it's the whales who keep posting. they have tremendous staying power. it's almost as if they could survive longer than the average person without breaks for nourishment.

    By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM  

  • I think Michael Jackson should marry one of these bag of bones.He could turn them around and bend them over and he would probably even be able to climax.


    Oh yes Harris yes yes ....huh?...oh I mean Paris.

    By Anonymous, on 5:48 PM  

  • she's got the "marty feldman" boob job. those are marbles taped on to the spots where her real nips should be because one looks up andto the left, and one looks down and to the right.

    By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM  

  • Nip shots might be boring, but better to see nips than a bulge in the middle of her pants or skirt

    By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM  

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