Victoria Beckham is Stiff

68 Comments:

  • Good Lord, and bless she thinks she looks great and is flaunting them! This is a photo for the plastic surgeon's "Don't" book. They look awful, and painful too.

    She is loaded, she needs to jet off to the best cosmetic surgeon that money can buy and redo these Tara Reidish melons. I hear they have 'teardrop' shaped implants that look very natural. But then again, maybe she doesn't want "natural."

    By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM  

  • I think I can read the label on those silicone bags.

    By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM  

  • even after looking at these photos and knowing that she's given birth to two (or three ???) kids, i'd still slam her.
    just wanted to let you know.

    By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM  

  • I'm gonna show this pic to my doctor this is exactly how I want mine to look.

    By Prettyboy, on 3:52 PM  

  • Wow. Normally, I defend her, because she looked decent... but I can find no defense for her here. She looks nasty. (Not because she's skinny. Her thin figure is fine...but her face and her tits are disgusting.)

    The female Jacko.

    By Anonymous, on 3:54 PM  

  • Kelly can't digest this much plastic.

    By Anonymous, on 3:54 PM  

  • they must not sell mirrors in england.

    By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM  

  • Boing!

    By not gay guy, on 4:03 PM  

  • I think the only thing that looks bad on her, is her boobs now. Bad choice. alittle too big. I suggest, a breast reduction now.

    By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM  

  • just....awful.

    By Crys, on 4:10 PM  

  • She's one of the ugliest women I've ever laid eyes on.

    By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM  

  • You know, if she sprouts machine guns from her nipples I wouldn't be surprised. All she needs is pink hair and says stuff like "You can't resist us Mr. Powers!"

    By Anonymous, on 4:45 PM  

  • the breasts are actually a-cups, it's just that she's shrunken down to a living x-ray

    By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM  

  • oh my frickin-- SOMEBODY is starting to look a little too much like a really tan Michal Jackson. wtf happened to her nose???

    By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM  

  • The woman in the first picture behind posh is holding her crotch for some weird reason

    By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM  

  • all i can say is that the underwire on her right tit looks like its about to pop her implant. :/

    By Anonymous, on 5:09 PM  

  • She is just so unfortunate looking. A plastic piggy. With plastic boobies. Ick.

    By Anonymous, on 5:10 PM  

  • Her tits are comical.

    By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM  

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    By d mumsie, on 5:47 PM  

  • Her boobs look very shiny bulbous and taught, like her face...damn she's one fugly looking android. She looks kinda sick in that picture too, like all the fake shit in her sucked the fat from the rest of her body, now her cells are just feeding off silicone and botox. Geez...I think I love my body even more now then I did before!

    By Anonymous, on 6:12 PM  

  • It's like we have a new Jocelyn Wildenstein, for the noughties! Let's see how far Posh can take it! For a long time I didn't think anyone coulr or WOULD top Jocelyn......now I'm not so sure.

    By Smartie, on 6:32 PM  

  • if this is what dudes are into, i think i need to become a lesbian. so. totally. frightening.

    By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM  

  • She has no body fat to make those breast look somewhat descent. Dear God, the more I see of her, the less hot Beckham becomes. What self respecting man can in good conscience let the woman that he is married to turn into that?

    By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM  

  • My God! Is she fat!


    I'm kidding! I'm kidding!


    Jeez...

    By Anonymous, on 8:04 PM  

  • i'd hit her poppers

    By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM  

  • She looks like a plastic ape.

    By Anonymous, on 9:16 PM  

  • now where did i leave that bubblewrap

    By Anonymous, on 9:22 PM  

  • That's not a woman. That looks like a skinny Filipino boy who elected for hormone shots and a pair of hard plastic tits.

    By Anonymous, on 9:33 PM  

  • bumps are out, sleek straight lines are in. she'd be perfectly in-fashion if she didn't have those chemical balls on her chest.

    By Anonymous, on 9:41 PM  

  • The daily picture commentary on her is great, however, dont deny it, you'd still bend that shit over!

    By Anonymous, on 10:04 PM  

  • shes got the greatest set i've seen all day.

    By Anonymous, on 10:47 PM  

  • I dunno guys... Id much rather be grabbing her boobs than that nasty chicks behind her

    I personally dont mind fake boobs
    I think its totally hot

    By Anonymous, on 11:20 PM  

  • I dunno guys
    her boobs look a lot better than that nasty chick's ones behind her

    I personally find fake boobs hot
    but thats just me

    By Anonymous, on 11:22 PM  

  • She's a fucking vulcan

    By Anonymous, on 12:35 AM  

  • she's a fucking ape, seriously. All hollywood actresses start to look like apes after they spend millions on botox and bake in the sun. I love the examples they set.

    By zed's dead baby, on 12:38 AM  

  • I voted for these boobs, before I voted against them. Does she not look like John Kerry in drag?

    By Anonymous, on 5:08 AM  

  • She´s ugly and I really don´t know how she is so popular.

    By ..:: KleoppatrA ::.., on 5:33 AM  

  • Ridiculous. But let's admit it, she was never a pretty woman.

    By Anonymous, on 5:39 AM  

  • doesn't she understand, how fake and ugly they look? Somebody must tell her!!!

    By Anonymous, on 5:48 AM  

  • doesn't she understand, how fake and ugly they look? Somebody must tell her!!!

    By Anonymous, on 5:48 AM  

  • I'd give her the sausage again and again and again and again....

    By Anonymous, on 7:10 AM  

  • I am not sure if they are fake. I mean, they could be real, right? I guess?

    By Anonymous, on 8:17 AM  

  • She reminds me of the movie Planet of the Apes

    By Anonymous, on 8:17 AM  

  • Hey Victoria, take a look at Beluchi below! That's what a woman should look like! Not made of plastic, never smiles, cheeks sunk in, boobs made of 1/2 cantalopes, you're just disgusting. Gain some weight, get rid of the plastic & smile!!!!

    By Genevieve, on 8:24 AM  

  • Btw, the chick behind her has REAL boobs, that's what they look like. I hate guys who are all into the fake tits. Obviously you're a child of the 90s.

    By Genevieve, on 8:25 AM  

  • stiff.. stiff.. that's the way i love all my trannys and all my fake boobs to be..

    By dupababy, on 8:27 AM  

  • her hair is saying "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

    By Anonymous, on 8:34 AM  

  • andriod? maybe... android I'd love to fuck? DEF!

    By Captain FatNutZ, on 9:10 AM  

  • an AILF

    By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM  

  • real breasts are so much better. the problem is, they're only perky for about 10 years. by 30, gravity and weight fluctuations are already taking a toll, and they only look good in an underwire bra. by 40, it's a national geographic picture naked. two nipples dowsing for water beneath the ground. the woman in the background is a perfect example - her floppers want to return to their natural resting place (near her waist) and she's frantically clutching the hidden air pump attached to the top part of her dress.

    By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM  

  • kelly says it's too bad about all the artifical additives, because she's already lightly browned

    By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM  

  • Oh come on, you can say she looks plastic and all that, but "ugliest woman ever"? Have you walked outside lately?

    By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM  

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    By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM  

  • How come you tools in the UK think Posh is goodlooking? Is that beacause most girls in the UK are overweight (CHarlotte Church, etc).

    By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM  

  • i used her left one once to pick up a 7-10 split

    By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM  

  • I faily to understand her appeal. What exactly does she do that is so important? And I've noticed that it's only the men who think "baseball boobs" look good.

    By Karen Mercury, on 3:16 PM  

  • they are real on the outside!

    By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM  

  • Looks like she used a honeydew melon cut in half for the mold for those tits. How in the world did she land such a hot man?????? There ain't enough BJs in the world for anyone to want that mess....

    By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM  

  • i dont understand it...how can a woman look in the mirror 99 % of the time looking like she looks here and really think it looks nice....shes no fake..i wonder if she really likes the way she looks its sad because everyone except her and obviously her hubby see a robot freak and they see the pretty x spicegirl...wow how they fall.

    By Anonymous, on 9:51 PM  

  • i think shes stunning and what you're saying is rediculous...her boobs look fake cuz they;re supossed to be fake! i mean if she wanted them to look natural she wouldve went for that look...shes loaded and im assuming only goes to the best considering she is POSH

    By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM  

  • To the idiot who says real tits are only perky for about 10 yrs,

    let me get this straight, by your estimation woman don't get boobs until 20.

    What a fucking moron.

    By Anonymous, on 8:29 AM  

  • Posh Spice has got to be one of the ugliest women in the world. She is not attractive, in any way. I honestly don't see how she landed Beck but he's prolly as dumb as a bag of hammers. I hope she fades away soon.

    By Anonymous, on 7:02 AM  

  • Nothing feminine and sexy about this walking skeleton. Grrrrr... How can this be a role model for young girls I wonder?? Simply disgusting.

    By Anonymous, on 6:15 AM  

  • I can always count on this site to provide ugly pictures of celebrities so that I can debunk the myths guy friends of mine hold that certain women are hot. I was able to open his eyes to the fact that she has a pig nose, fake boobs, and a generally unattractive face. He had to recant his opinion. I win! Thanks.

    By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM  

  • I can always count on this site to provide ugly photos of celebrities to debunk the myths guy friends of mine have that certain women are hot. I opened his eyes to the fact that she has a pig nose, nasty fake boobs, and a generally unattractive face. He had to retract his opinion. I win! I love being right. Thanks!

    By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM  

  • I can always count on this site to provide ugly photos of celebrities to debunk the myths guy friends of mine have that certain women are hot. I opened his eyes to the fact that she has a pig nose, nasty fake boobs, and a generally unattractive face. He had to retract his opinion. I win! I love being right. Thanks!

    By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM  

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  • with all her money, she needs to do something about that oil slick on her face.

    By mameha, on 11:13 AM  

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