69 Comments:

• she's not *that* heinous....

  By Sara, on 11:17 AM  

• She looks like she has never stepped foot in a grocery store before.

  By Edweirdo, on 11:19 AM  

• Fug tranny.

  By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM  

• slowwww news day.

  By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM  

• who knew celebrities browse the bread aisle just like everyone else

  By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM  

• Total publicity stunt...where's her basket or cart? Dumb ass couldn't even pull it off right!

  By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM  

• The video about that grocery store adventure was pretty endearing, though.

  By Melpomene, on 11:32 AM  

• She can't sing, her wigs are ridiculous, she can't act, she can't even keep a boyfriend... but he shoe line is sure to be a grand success. The girl probably never even finished high school. She speaks as if she were functionally retarded - what in the name of all that is holy is this bitch famous for?

  By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM  

• well it's really hard to go shopping packing around the weight of all the plastification she's had.. her fake boobage probably weighs 50 pounds..

  By dupababy, on 11:43 AM  

• Anyone else sick to death of this self-proclaimed 'musician' who spends 10% of her time involved in (shitty)music and the other 90% of her time acting in shit movies, and promoting shoes, purses, hair extensions, jeans, Pro Activ, Pizza Hut, make-up, perfume, etc etc etc etc??
  
  Enough already with Poppa Joe trying to inject Jessica/Asslee into every aspect of our everyday lives.
  
  What's next, Jessica's own line of garden tools? Her spin on cancer treatments? A video game? Furniture? I'm almost scared to see what comes next.....
  
  When will it end? Does Poppa Joe have no shame? (the second question is obviously rhetorical...;) )

  By joejoe, on 11:47 AM  

• Todd, you can write "boots" all you want, but I'll still always read it as "boobs".
  
  Oh, and in the last picture it looks like she's trying to figure out what they really use to make potato bread, because it can't be potato. She doesn't want to make THAT stupid mistake again...

  By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM  

• 1. Round toe/chunky heel boots...didn't we go through that trend about 5 years ago?
  2. As if that bitch eats carbs, much less bread.

  By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM  

• this bitch truly doesn't know how to dress, does she? she's ugly and has no ass

  By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM  

• Bottom pictures she looks like a stumpy midget. Oh wait, she is a stumpy midget. And why the fuck does she always make that puckered lip dying goldfish expression?
  
  Worthless.

  By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM  

• I don't care what you say. She's kinda hot in a plastic Playboy kind of way.

  By CK1, on 12:37 PM  

• after waiting that long i was expecting something more along the lines of a lohan starfish sighting

  By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM  

• she's clearly worrying that she'll get a yeast infection from the bread

  By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM  

• Dumb twat - she went INTO the store with a wagon, and left with nothing - no wagon, no basket, no bags. She puts the TRAN in transparent. And by TRAN, I mean Daddy's tranny cumpster.

  By GossipMonkey, on 12:44 PM  

• she almost pulled off looking like a normal human, with normal clothes, then she put on the orange moon boots from hell. Those look like the boots I wear when spraying out the meat lockers.

  By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM  

• she's hot, just not lindsay lohan hot

  By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM  

• Looks like she is getting incredibly close to another camel toe in the first set of pictures. Maybe she needs the next size up in jeans.....

  By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM  

• in some of the pics she looks retarded but physically ok. it's friday - isn't that what a lot of guys will be looking for later tonight?

  By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM  

• I bought a pair of her shoes, before :( They were horribly uncomfortable- and they were flats! Wth :(

  By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM  

• her giant tits look way better when she has short hair. not too shabby for a reknown tranny. awful boots though.

  By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM  

• i bought a pair of her panties and they had her name written on them in crayon - "Jesicka Simp Son" :(

  By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM  

• "These boots have got you gawkin',
  Go out and buy my shoes,
  And one of these days my boots are gonna make you wanna puke..."
  
  Sorry, can't be creative today. Beer not mixing too good with my allergy medication.
  
  Where the Hell is that pizza guy?

  By Vigilante, on 1:36 PM  

• @ 12:55, that was a funny way of saying she's really ugly.

  By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM  

• i take these boots off at night. daddy says he doesn't like the smell of leather while he's felching.

  By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM  

• i bought a pair of her panties and they had her name written on them in crayon - "Jesicka Simp Son" :(
  
  That's funny, I would have thought all of her panties would have said "Property of Papa Joe" across the front.

  By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM  

• in fairness to her singing, on her new album her fake tits are very big

  By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM  

• she looks ok here. if i ran into her on the street, struggling to figure out how a revolving door works, i'd probably bend her over for a quick lohan.

  By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM  

• LMAO I didn't click on the thumbnails at first because I thought, great more pictures of her in capri pants. I literally spit my coffee out when I saw the full res picture. Is she serious? She looks like she is going to equestrian day at the Malibu Home for Retarded Kids.

  By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM  

• I wonder if his dick was big before he chopped it off. It's a waste if it was.

  By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM  

• i like those boots, its that so wrong? lol

  By rhiana, on 2:44 PM  

• For a tranny, she really doesn't like her new puss. She just keeps on trying to strangle the shit out of it with the jeans she wears. Shhhhhh! If you're really quiet, you may be able to hear it's muffled pleas.
  
  I swear, leggings are looser than those jeans.

  By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM  

• what in the name of all that is holy is this bitch famous for?
  
  not knowing what tuna is. seriously, that's all it was. "newlyweds" wasn't even a very good show.

  By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM  

• Billy, only retards tuck their pants inside their shoes.

  By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM  

• now I hope people everywhere can see how retarded it looks to tuck your boots into your pants. Unless you are an equestrian, please stop, you look stupid!

  By Anonymous, on 3:48 PM  

• The boots don't look bad, but they
  
  A) Don't fit properly to her stumpy legs
  
  and
  
  B) Don't go over top of pants/jeans
  
  and
  
  C) Are a horrible colour. Yes they match the bag. The bag sucks too.
  
  And I'm agreeing with 12:30, those fish lips and the "I wanna suck your cock" expression is just so dumb looking. Ken Paves, are you listening? Can you tell her to knock it off? An intervention attempt would sound so much better coming from you. I kinda think she might not take us seriously.
  
  Thanks Toots!

  By Vigilante, on 3:49 PM  

• Same old Jessica ever. Will she ever even try to grow up her role? Or will walk around with her, why not, quite good looking body wrapped in... well... "Funny looking" dresses and try nothing to improve her singer career?
  Time will tell... or at least fashion sense.

  By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM  

• what does she care if her singing career is a bomb... she has so much money already, she could live off it forever

  By Anonymous, on 6:41 PM  

• maybe so 6:41 but unfortunately she'll waste it all on plastic surgery

  By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM  

• The only thing I would purchase for this dumb cunt is a one way ticket to the middle of nowhere. Bon voyage.

  By Anonymous, on 8:42 PM  

• mmmmm...yummy...bread....so this is where they keep that stuff...

  By Anonymous, on 8:59 PM  

• Haha, I thought those boots were just an orange tan. Guess not.

  By Anonymous, on 9:14 PM  

• Why is it that the more publicity there is of Nick and Vanessa, there’s more pics of Jess with her too-dark-orange skin (trying to be dark-skinned like Vanessa?) and other pics of Jess being drunk in public, either by herself or with some guy friends whom she’s had to pay to be seen with her?
  She obeyed Pappa Joe, got rid of Nick ’cause Joe wants to be the only man in her life, and the world is NOT her oyster as Pappa Joe promised it would be if only she got rid of Nick.
  Jess should be gettin’ rid of Pappa Joe, or she’ll never have lasting success with any man.
  Sorry, Jess….you can’t put husbands on a shelf when you tire of them, and then expect them to be there at your convenience……….unlike what Pappa Joe says, the world does NOT revolve around the fu**in* Simpson family.

  By Anonymous, on 10:54 PM  

• Okay. They are Chloe boots. They are not from her line. Let's all take a deep breath and take our conspiracy theories elsewhere.

  By Anonymous, on 7:51 AM  

• I wish those boots were from her NEW SHOE LINE, which would make them really cheap...however, they are much pricier, being Michael Kors boots, running around 800 bucks.
  
  http://couture.zappos.com/n/p/dp/15606540/c/63349.html

  By ihaveadog, on 8:36 AM  

• orange moon boots from hell
  
  LMAO

  By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM  

• Btw - I hope all of your who actually supported no-talent waste of life by buying some of her tacky trailer park "merchandise" (including her ablums) are thouroughly ashamed of yourselves.

  By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM  

• i'll buy anything she sells, i think she's great! look at her album. it's #5 on the charts. yea jessica!

  By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM  

• I am. I'm ashamed of myself. Totally, completely and utterly ashamed.
  
  What? No, I didn't buy anything with her name on it. Is that what we were talking about? Oh...shit...
  
  Hahaha...awkward...

  By Vigilante, on 2:57 PM  

• She's probably trying to be more of a down-home type. All the rags have been talking about how Vanessa is an ordinary gal while Jessica is a spoiled Hollywood princess. Of course, it would have been more convincing if she had bought even a few items. They don't even have to make sense -- just walk in and buy some fruit or something.
  
  It probably came as a huge shock to her that she wasn't suddenly the hottest commodity when she split with Nick. Ten to one when he splits with Vanessa, Jessica tries to win him back.

  By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM  

• Why would you talk about her obvious attempt to promote her shoe line, then provide a link to her new shoe line!
  
  Are you a part of her publicity staff?

  By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM  

• "As much as it pains me to say it, Jessica Simpson's body is looking pretty hot in the first set of pictures from September 12th"
  
  Of course she looks good now, she is single. When women get in a relationship, they get comfortable and FAT. Just look at JLH. However, JLH has tons of potential compared to this woofer.

  By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM  

• 1:31, you see she wants you to think all those things. her chart placement is based on how big her boobs look at any given time. what you need to realize is that: jessica is an attention whore, her clothes line and shoe line totally suck, and those boots she's wearing to match her purse are pretty damn ugly. and she makes damn ugly faces when she sings...maybe cause her voice is too painful to bear...

  By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM  

• hmmm, her jeans are awful tight in the first set of pics...time to start buying size 4s, Jessica, oh boo hoo, what a fat ass you are!

  By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM  

• It's interesting to scroll through all the comments and see how jealous and bitter people are of Jessica Simpson!
  
  Jessica is NOT god, but she's sure doing something right if she has all of you talking about her!
  
  Keep talking trickys, your just fueling her career......good job!

  By Anonymous, on 4:16 PM  

• I bought some of her edible skin lotion when I was in Memphis on New Years Eve.....well I'll just say My husband likes it very, very much, but I LOVE it very, very much.

  By Anonymous, on 7:39 AM  

• her chart placement is based on how big her boobs look at any given time. what you need to realize is that:
  
  doesn't matter if her chart placement is based on how big her anal warts are. what you need to realize is that she has a top 5 album. you don't. case closed.

  By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM  

• she's hot in these pictures. i'd take her home, put on her cd at max volume, and start bumping her head against the headboard while screaming "where's your daddy now???"

  By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM  

• GO TEAM NICK!!!

  By Anonymous, on 1:31 AM  

• nick's an even bigger loser - put out an entire album of whining and crying. what a eunuch.

  By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM  

• Why is it that the more coverage there is of Nick and Vanessa, there's more pics of Jess being drunk in public? She obeyed Pappa Joe, got rid of Nick 'cause Joe wants to be the only man in her life, and the world is NOT her oyster as Pappa Joe promised it would be if only she got rid of Nick.
  Jess should be gettin' rid of Pappa Joe, or she'll never have lasting success with any man.
  Sorry, Jess....you can't put husbands on a shelf when you tire of them, and then expect them to be there at your convenience..........unlike what Pappa Joe says, the world does NOT revolve around the fu**in* Simpson family.

  By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM  

• Anonymous said...
  nick's an even bigger loser - put out an entire album of whining and crying. what a eunuch.
  
  Ditto that, Captain.
  I can't wait to see hear his next single 'I masturbate into your empty underwear drawer'.......
  
  Nick has revived a comatose career by exploiting his divorce. How admirable, eh?

  By joejoe, on 11:08 AM  

• I like how she's shopping with no cart or basket and a bottle of water. Pretending to be interested in the bread. I haven't seen such good acting since the Dukes of Hazzard movie. Oh, wait ...

  By Piquebu, on 8:48 PM  

• 4:16, she has a career? looks more like a cry for attention for me...no one likes her acting, singing, product placement, whatever. I definitely don't buy it, looks like cheap shit to me. There's a difference between jealousy and complete disdain of what Jessica symbolizes as an American...she's a piss poor example of one and suceeds despite her talentless, cheap and whorish existence. That doesn't make me jealous, that makes me annoyed. huge difference...!

  By Anonymous, on 7:33 PM  

• no it's clear you're jealous. try to be more honest with yourself.

  By Anonymous, on 8:50 AM  

• You know what? I'm not a fan of her music either, but I don't put stupid comments on somebody I don't know. You'all propably fat, ugly girls

  By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM  

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