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Kirsten Dunst Grosses Out the Gas Station

Hey, it's me, Kirsten Dunst. K-ear-stin, m'kay? Pronounce it right. Check me out. I'm fillin' up my HYBRID car. See, it's a HYBRID which makes me about, um, like A LOT better than you gas guzzling fuckholes even though I still contribute to Earth problems and the decline of human civilization just by existing because my fanged mouth is disgusting, and I'm boring and I'm really hard to look at. Check out my kickass suspenders, my straggly hair extensions, my saggy, sunken tits and frighteningly flat ass. Hot stuff. But they're nothing compared to my Nosferatu hands. See, it's hard to look this dead, but I've mastered it. And that's why I'm deader than you. Checkmate, suckaz.

58 Comments:

I don't know who's uglier between Kirsten, Kate Moss and Jessica Simpson. Too much fugly on the page right now. Thank God for those Tiffani-Amber Thiessen pics.

By Anonymous, on 8:23 PM
i'd hit 'em all, one by one, then 3 at once. TAT i'll leave at the buffet, where kelly can have at her.

By Anonymous, on 8:28 PM
It's like she was trying to look like shit. I really hope this is a costume for some early Halloween party. No, she always looks this dumb. I was just trying to be nice.

By Anonymous, on 8:35 PM
hahahahaha i love when you guys slam this no-talent whore. can't stand this conceited cunt.

By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM
I'd hit it hard

even though she's fat.

By Anonymous, on 9:03 PM
She's shaped like a 12 year old white boy. That makes me hard.

By prettyboy, on 9:05 PM
continuing the screech theme...with kirsten, i'd go for a blumpkin ending in a strawberry shortcake

By Anonymous, on 9:16 PM
Dude, she had to be that pale for her role as Marie-Antoinette... But you're right-on on the other stuff...

By Anonymous, on 9:51 PM
What's really sad is after reading all the Labia Lohan and dad-fucker Simpson sister news, Kirsten Dunst is quite likable by comparison.

By Anonymous, on 10:29 PM
At least she hasn't forgotten her undies.......I can't take any more celebrity flashers, I had some food not that long ago.

By Smartie, on 10:51 PM
Kirsten Dunst has always been that pale. She didn't get more pale for that movie.

By Anonymous, on 10:52 PM
When she got that part of Marie Antionette she told interviewers that she and Marie Antionette have so much in common. She has such a bad reputation of being a egomaniacal bitch in Hollywood. Kirsten should have quit after Interview With a Vampire.

By Anonymous, on 11:02 PM
scarlett says...let her eat kike

By Anonymous, on 11:10 PM
I saw the "Marie-Antoinette" trailer and thought I was gonna puke. I hate it when they mix period pieces with modern music. This is no better than "A Knight's Tale" in that sense. Kirsten looked decent in Spiderman, but in Spiderman 2, she was fugtastic.

By jeditemple, on 11:55 PM
I don't like the suspenders look for girls at all- especially not with shorts, a look that's hot here in Europe. It makes a size 0 look fat and from behind it makes a girl look like the back of a bus. Bad, bad, bad. If you don't want your pants to fall down, wear a belt. Or buy them a size smaller/fatten up a bit.

By Anonymous, on 12:07 AM
I don't care what you guys say, I still think she almost always looks hot. I'd hit that.

By Anonymous, on 7:26 AM
Yes! I did it! Now I can officially masturbate to anything! Woo-hoo!! High-fives all around!

By Anonymous, on 7:39 AM
She's OK. She's the one person on here in the past few weeks who doesn't deserve to be eaten by Kelly Clarkson.

By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM
Ugly cunt. I hate this bitch.

By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
Don't like Kirsten Dunst.

It's a shame. I like hybrid cars and think they're a great idea, but unfortunately they're now synonymous with smug, asshat celebrities. Still love the South Park episode, though :)

By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
she has to wear suspenders cuz she has no ass to hold up her pants. even a belt would slip down over that concave ass.

By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
I THINK KIRSTEN DUNST IS A VERY PRETTY AND NATURAL WOMAN. I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE ALWAYS MAKES FUN OF HER. I THINK HER TEETH ARE CUTE, TOO! HER HANDS ARE SLEEK AND FEMININE, HER HAIR AND HIGHLIGHTS ARE ADORABLE, AND HER FIGURE IS SOFT AND TRIM. OVERSIZED REARS ARE SO OVERRATED! SMALLER NATURAL BREASTS ARE FLATTERING! LASTLY, FOR SOMEONE WHO COULD AFFORD HUNDREDS OF REALLY NICE CARS, I THINK IT IS RESPECTFUL OF HER (EVEN IF SHE DOES CONTRIBUTE, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, SOME HAZARDS TO THE EARTH) THAT SHE HAS A PRIUS.

By Stephanie, on 11:43 AM
I THINK STEPHANIE IS HOT AND I WANT TO FUCK HER!

By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
I THINK STEPHANIE IS HOT AND I WANT TO FUCK HER!

By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
Caps lock, sweets.

By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
kelly says she'll pass on kirsten. the snaggletooth might perforate her colon.

By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
I just saw those shoes at Target.

By What ho!, on 12:41 PM
omg, those are the longest fingers i've ever seen. she probably could have used the keypad from inside her car.

By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
Wow! What happened to her? Kirsten was uber-hot in "Bring it On", but she seems to have gotten skinnier and uglier since then...too bad.

By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
STEPHANIE--

I CAN'T CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY TYPING!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!

Take the caps lock off, tard.

By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
omg, those are the longest fingers i've ever seen. she probably could have used the keypad from inside her car.

That was some funny shit.

By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
in a time when the country is practically in an oil crisis, hybrid is awesome. i think it's nice of kristen, and i think she looks normal and natural, quite alright looking

By ismile, on 2:19 PM
I think she's pretty.

By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
i have nothing agaisnt kirsten i think shes really talented. you say shes boring but its not her job to entertain us with her life.i know paris is more "exciting" or w/e but you still hate on paris too.nothing is ever good.i know its your job to say these mean things and yes i will leave this website.

By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM
i heard she got them teeth fix.

By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?

By ripley, on 4:27 PM
Yes, yours.

By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM
^ moron.

By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
Heheh... good one!

"Moron".. heheh....sigh....

By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM
^ not funny.

By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM
She pronounces her name the same way I pronounce mine :) But thank god that's the only thing we have in common.

By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
Yep she's still fugster...AND a hybrid doesn't make her any better to look at that's for sure...

By Anonymous, on 6:17 PM
Jesus...need a life much?

By Anonymous, on 7:51 PM
holy, lighten up. kirsten's not that bad.

By Anonymous, on 9:07 PM
i'd hit her 2-dimensional pooper. in fact, i'd let her stick that gas nozzle right up my ass if she wanted to. that lucky car is getting all the action.

By Anonymous, on 9:36 PM
jezus, wtf did she ever do to you dude, damn. obviously you gotta grudge for some reason.

By mahvie, on 1:56 AM
kirsten is hot

By Anonymous, on 5:51 AM
""Anonymous said...
I'd hit it hard

even though she's fat.

September 27, 2006 9:03 PM ""

I sure hope you were being sarcastic! If you actually think that she is fat, then you have issues!

By Anonymous, on 8:24 AM
i would ask her to get me hard and then rake that snaggle tooth across the top of my penis

By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
i don't know, i've always liked kirsten. i think she's talented. she would make such a funny face if you suddenly unloaded in her mouth after promising not to.

By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
You're right, 2:08, she did!

By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
Making fun of her teeth, skin, tits and ass. Really, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
Ah, I love all the intelligent people that come to a site specifically dedicated to bashing celebs getting outraged at the comments bashings celebs.

The funny thing is they think they're being controversial.

*yawn*

By Anonymous, on 5:45 PM
This filthy turd was entirely a media creation. I can smell her stink right through my computer screen.

By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
I think that it is OK to comment on celebrities clothes, accessories etc, (they might learn something :) ) And I enjoy reading goss on what they have done.

But it is quite another thing to be so mean about their physical appearance, something that they can not do anything about. It is just plain mean.

And yes, after reading this post, I will be leave this site too.

By Julia, on 5:08 AM
uhuh, she's so natural, she always has her head bleached has scraggly extensions hanging off of them, bleached her once yellowish brown teeth, went anorexic, got plastic surgery on her nose. botoxed her forehead.

yeah, that's natural. also, she had a gas guzzler until pics of it came out and people commented on it, so being the needy star, she bought a hybrid.

she came out saying she was so much like the Queen Marie Antoinette, how people tried to use her for her cleberity status (boo hoo) etc, until she got a lot of flack for thinking she was so regal and then she told Another Magazine in her interview that it was really Sofia who was more like the Queen. Way to pass the criticism onto another person!!!

By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM
god, you guys are rude. who cares? talking shit about celebrities doesn't really make you any better. you guys are no better than her. i agree with stephanie.

By Anonymous, on 3:17 PM
Suspenders look adorable on women, particularly on Kirsten and I hope she will wear them more often!

By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM