Lindsay Lohan Had a Plan
Contrary to a statement made by her publicist that she and Harry Morton are still together, it turns out that Lindsay Lohan was indeed dumped by Harry Morton last Thursday. However, over the weekend, Lohan schemed a plot to win Harry back by trying to make him jealous, and at the same time, pissing off Paris Hilton. Page Six reports: The devious redhead was overheard calling Hilton's ex-love Stavros Niarchos on Saturday to ask for help in getting her revenge. According to our earwitness, Lohan told Niarchos, "No one can know I got dumped . . . You will look like a total stud, and it will drive Paris crazy [if we hang out together]."... And so the pair appeared Sunday at Dragonfly in L.A. "where they held hands and made out all night and then drove in separate cars back to [Lohan's] suite at the Chateau."
How has Harry responded?
...Morton hasn't swallowed the bait..."She was just too much for him...That, and she was extremely jealous and would harass him with texts, e-mails and phone calls constantly."
I'm not sure how this didn't work, because everyone knows that any plan involving Paris Hilton is guaranteed to be one of the greatest ideas ever. Just like giving a baby a beer or bombing Pearl Harbor.
Lohan on September 23rd:
45 Comments:
What an immature bitch. Getting dumped is part of life. At least have a little bit of dignity to not having to resort to childish games like making him jealous. But she is still young and still has a lot to learn.
By Brandy, on 9:03 AM
LOL @ her head in 2nd to last photo
By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM
his loss
By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
LOL @ YOU, FIRECROTCH!!
By Brandon Davis, on 9:45 AM
You know Harry Morton is thrilled he dodged this bullet.
By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM
he'll rue the day
By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
God, she's so fucking ugly.
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
kelly says the manipulative ones need extra marinating
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
I hear the Guinness in Ireland tastes just like Whitney Houston's pussy juice! Oh man I can't wait to go there!!
By The Accidental Tourist, on 10:12 AM
i like the girl in the ad on the right with the monster heiny
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
lindsay is very emotional, and guys can't handle that. guys are dead on the inside, that's why they try to fill themselves up with beer.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
the only thing more lame than lindsay are all the people who repeat the word that brandon davis used. he's the biggest loser in the world, and all you monkeys imitate him as if he were a genius comedian. go ahead, have another suck on his greasy sweaty dick.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
^ bitter cunt
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
^ greasy dick sucker
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
i'll bet anybody 20 bucks she's never listened to a bob dylan record.
By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM
she was a wonderful, cute, talented girl when she was young. then she got involved with guys. guys ruin absolutely everything.
By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
12:59 PM i agree. who needs them anymore? there's plenty of frozen sperm. why are we allowing them to exist? there's no good reason.
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
Oh, please. You whores couldn't live a week without a good dick in the ass, and you know it. I could just imagine an all women world... everyone on earth whispering shit about each other, getting all paranoid, freaking out about everything, and eventually using the nukes. You cunts wouldn't last 5 minutes.
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
we won't freeze any of 1:41 PM's
By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
hasn't anyone noticed her "cast" has changed colors. it's not even a cast, it's a wrap over some cotton.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
i'd hit it twice. it's perfect timing - afterwards you could crack her over the head with her own cast and make a clean getaway.
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
she's worth the std risk. they all are. that's why they get so much action.
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
Oh, please. You whores couldn't live a week without a good dick in the ass, and you know it.
that's the best description of a college fraternity that i've ever read
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
September 26, 2006 1:41 PM -
Ha ha ha ha! I love women, but that was genius!
By einstein, on 3:05 PM
The Hard Rock's been bleeding money because of the Palms. He got some good publicity out of it at least...
By Hyperbole, on 3:07 PM
How absolutely pathetic.
By Anonymous, on 3:59 PM
12:59 PM i agree. who needs them anymore? there's plenty of frozen sperm. why are we allowing them to exist? there's no good reason.
Great. Greta Van Susteren just joined the discussion.
By jeditemple, on 4:04 PM
...uh, so like.. lindsay's available..?
By Buster Hymen, on 4:32 PM
she'll be caught in some parking lot next week giving stavros a blow job
By prettyboy, on 5:02 PM
this is kind of sad to see lindsay doing this to get harry back. but i also heard that she told her publicist to say that to the post.so it might not have ever happen.still its a dumb move.
By Anonymous, on 6:05 PM
Oh, please. You whores couldn't live a week without a good dick in the ass, and you know it. I could just imagine an all women world... everyone on earth whispering shit about each other, getting all paranoid, freaking out about everything, and eventually using the nukes. You cunts wouldn't last 5 minutes.
you're right, it wouldn't work. look at the world now - war, terrorism, murder, famine, disease, destruction of the natural environment, rap music, and of course the assault of one-third of all women worldwide. how could we women possibly improve this Paradise you've built for us?
other than by exterminating the men, of course. that goes without saying.
By Anonymous, on 6:43 PM
To 12:59 pm and 1:33 pm speak for yourselves bitches. I wouldn't wanna be stuck in a world with a bunch of nagging, yapping, premenstrual woman. I personally prefer the feel of a man's hard body over a womans. (and I'm speaking from experience, wink wink)
By Bitch, on 6:44 PM
I refuse to believe Lohan gives a shit about Queen or Bob Dylan.
By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM
Maybe she needs to go back to high school where this kind of shit is expected.
By amy reads, on 9:07 PM
Bitch said...
I personally prefer the feel of a man's hard body over a womans. (and I'm speaking from experience, wink wink)
...the feel of a man's hard body....eh?.... what man has a hard body these days??? they're all bloated, fat, hairy lard arses who cant even be arsed to take a woman out for a meal before fucking her any more. Give me a petrol-operated vibrator any day.
By Caz, on 10:01 PM
harry worked so hard (buying a ring and all that). he should have done a little research and learned that he could get anal without doing all that. just sort of nod toward the bottle of astroglyde and her favorite pillow for biting. pretty simple.
By Anonymous, on 6:04 AM
6:44 PM that's ok. we don't want STDs in the new world anyway.
By Anonymous, on 6:18 AM
Poor kid tried too hard for trash like Lindsay Lohan. If she was actually thinking that high school shitty ass plan would work, she's dead wrong. Maybe Paris would have been jealous because they're cut from the same cloth, but other than that Lindsay failed miserably. She should just grow the fuck up and get over it. Lucky Harry got away, that bitch is insane...
By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
Poor kid tried too hard for trash like Lindsay Lohan. If she was actually thinking that high school shitty ass plan would work, she's dead wrong. Maybe Paris would have been jealous because they're cut from the same cloth, but other than that Lindsay failed miserably. She should just grow the fuck up and get over it. Lucky Harry got away, that bitch is insane...
By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
You ladies will let us gay guys stay won't you? I mean, hey girls, I'm on your side.
By Prettyboy, on 11:49 AM
nevertheless i'd hit her pooper
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
Who else would like to see Paris and Lindsay in a knife fight??? I would pay a year's salary to see these two finally put an end to all this crap. Tie one ankle and one wrist, give 'em each an ice pick and let 'em go! THAT would be some good, clean family fun!
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
and yet, i'd still hit both their poopers
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
Hohan and Parasite should just bury the hatchet. They are two peas in a pod. Poor, stupid Stavros. Now he has been hit with a double whammy. His pecker is sure to fall off now.
By wtjo, on 4:40 PM
Lindsay's a diabotical genuis she is.
By d mumsie, on 5:50 PM
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