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Screech is Almost a Porn Star

David Hans Schmidt, a Phoenix-based agent, is shopping a 40-minute sex tape to various distributors that features Dustin Diamond engaging in a three way with two women. "Saved By The Smell," the working title of the video, is reportedly graphic and includes "some bodily functions and an act known as a 'Dirty Sanchez'." Roger Paul, Diamond's manager says:

I haven't seen the tape. I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

I'm not sure what level of daddy or abandonment issues a woman has to walk around with in order to let Screech rub feces on her face, but we'd be safe in assuming that both of these girls have compared cut marks.

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50 Comments:

any chick who poses in something completely see-through and then covers herself up in the actual "topless" shots is fucking lame. if you're going/want to show your tits, just show your goddamned tits.

By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
any chick who poses in something completely see-through and then covers herself up in the actual "topless" shots is fucking lame. if you're going/want to show your tits, just show your goddamned tits.

By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
Lets see Dirty Sanchez is that when some one takes a shit?

By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
@ 10:25 - That's how the photographers or magazines ask her to pose. You tool.

By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
chick has a nice rack.

By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
i thought it was "pesci"

By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
"dirty sanchez"? omg that is classic!

By rhiana, on 10:34 AM
WOW she looks great!

By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
it didn't say he was the one giving the dirty sanchez

By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
I would almost pay 40 bucks to see Screech shit-slap a woman in the face with his pee pee. Almost.

By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
he seems more like a hot carl guy. possibly a chilidog.

By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
he must really want to keep his house

By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
Off-topic:

I TOLD you so.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/26/smith.baby/index.html

By S., on 10:43 AM
Wait, two women had sex with Dustin Diamond? Let's not get crazy here.

This guy is like a male Paris Hilton. It's almost embarrassing that he is so insecure that he would engage in these ridiculous stunts to remain in the public eye. Get over yourself already loser.

By coolpapaboze, on 10:43 AM
she drove one of her boyfriends to suicide. probably because she refuses both oral and anal. she's got that look.

By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
lmao@ screech giving bitches a dirty sanchez.

and tiffani amber thiessen was not the hottest member on saved by the bell.

Lark Voorhies aka Lisa was the hottest.

By prettyboy, on 10:52 AM
maybe he just playfully rubbed one girl's panties on her face, and when he pulled it away it looked like a dirty sanchez. these probably aren't attractive women.

By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
somebody watches tbs with his pants down

By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
prettyboy get it right, Elizabeth Berkely aka Jessie Spano is the hottest member of the Saved by the bell lineup...who could ever forget her amazing performance in Showgirls?!?!?

By Longshanks, on 11:09 AM
I'm more likely to believe, that in this movie, Justin was playing the part of the fecal matter.

With the way he's going he should have been on "Diff'rent Strokes" instead of "Saved By The Bell." Next up: robbing a liquor store.

By Piquebu, on 11:14 AM
Anyone who wishes to reproduce should probably get a lead sheet before viewing this video.

By Red On The Head, on 11:16 AM
Okay, so it's "Dustin" and not "Justin". Not like I was a big fan or anything.

By Piquebu, on 11:17 AM
Okay, so it's "Dustin" and not "Justin". Not like I was a big fan or anything.

By Piquebu, on 11:17 AM
Even more thought evoking than what kind of woman takes a Dirty Sanchez from Screech is what kind of woman allows herself to be FILMED taking a Dirty Sanchez from Screech??

How desperate are these women to have their 15 minutes of fame?

What would Mr. Belding say about this? hahah

By joejoe, on 11:50 AM
maybe they looked at his hair and thought they were filming a soap opera for Univision

By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
I wonder how Carl feels about having his name associated with the "Hot Carl" act

By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
Beating the shit out of Warshack (or however you spell it) didn't give him enough publicity? I mean hell, I felt done right sorry for that poor little fella.

By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
yea this will sure get him some great acting work.

By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
i see why these girls would let any guy rub feces on their face i mean who can resist that wonderful smell and taste.

By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
never thought about that before...yeah, Carl totally got reamed by that one. poor Carl. he's probably so depressed now that he goes out and gets shitfaced every night.

By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
actually Saved By The Bell should be watched for its humor and heartwarming lessons on the importance of friendship

By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
Longshanks said...
prettyboy get it right, Elizabeth Berkely aka Jessie Spano is the hottest member of the Saved by the bell lineup...who could ever forget her amazing performance in Showgirls?!?!?

September 27, 2006 11:09 AM

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showgirls was a horrible movie and her breasts were non-exsistent.

lisa > kelly + jessie

By prettyboy, on 2:07 PM
I'm making my opinionofficial right now. This is a hoax. I guarantee you that it will be some comedy video or something like that.

Have you seen this guy on talk shows and stuff? Terrible, terrible sense of humour. I would bet good money that this is a hoax. "dirty sanchez"??? It's all for comedy I swear.

g

By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM
lisa^2 > sqrt((kelly + jessie)*screech)

By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
dunno, "fecal freak" seems to go with being Screech. so it won't do much to break the typecast.

By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
I'd let TAT store my nuts in her chipmunk cheeks for the winter.

By kablooie, on 2:42 PM
TAT is cute but kind of annoying. still i'd give her a donkeypunch.

By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
2:50, I nearly died laughing. I haven't seen donkeypunch in forever! You made my day.

By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
^ sarcasm (i hope)

By Anonymous, on 5:55 PM
Don't want to see that. Ever.

By Anonymous, on 7:24 PM
Kelly Kapowski was my first true love, and the most un-Polish looking person in history.

God bless her and her almost-an-acting-career.

By Anonymous, on 7:48 PM
This moron does standup, I bet it's all part of his lame attempt at humour. He also begs for money on his website. What a tool.

By Smartie, on 10:49 PM
Those nipples have braile engraved around them. They say "Do me."

By jeditemple, on 12:32 AM
Early in my marriage, I asked my wife if she would have anal sex with me.

My wife replied: "When Screech on "Saved By The Bell" gets to have it, then you will".

Anyone have any KY Jelly?

By Anonymous, on 8:37 AM
more to the point, does anybody have facial cleansing soap?

By Anonymous, on 9:37 AM
Lisa was OK... she looked better when she played the middle daughter in The Cosby Show.

By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
...Lark Voorhies was never on The Cosby Show?

By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
10:17 you are a fuckin moron she wasn't on The Cosby Show.

By Bitch, on 4:05 PM
Oh...that's right, silly me, she was Steve Erkel's girlfriend. (Forgot the name of the show). Anyway, she looked better in SBTB.

By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM
Oh man this is a better story then the Simpsons sisters put together, take their shit off!

By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM