Steve-O Didn't Do It For the Nookie
Steve-O and Bam Margera hit the Howard Stern show on Tuesday to promote Jackass: Number Two. Among the many topics covered was Steve-O's fling with Nicole Richie. Steve-O admitted he never had sex with Nicole, but did masturbate on her and pretty much just used her to get his picture in the tabloids and celebrity weeklies. He said:She had her back to me," he said, "and she was dead asleep when I rubbed the first one out. I was, like, trying to wake her up when I was rubbing one out ... and ultimately I squeezed her hard enough the second two times she was totally awake. She never rolled over to face me." Far from being offended by this total rejection however, Steve-O said he was grateful she was even there. "I was being so careful not to offend her in any way because I wanted to be in those tabloid magazines! loved it!" he continues. "She said, 'I just broke off an engagement,' and the truth is she wanted some publicity for something other than being skinny. It was a big publicity stunt. She would come pick me up. I don't drive. I think she called the paparazzi too. These muther effers were coming from all directions. I'm even giving interviews to the video paparazzi, and I thought this is the kind of scrutiny I WANT to be under. I want to be in the tabloids! I fuckin' loved it. I have no hard feelings. I don't think she has any hard feelings for me."
I don't have a penis ... not on me, anyway, but if I did, I imagine it wouldn't get hard when I looked at Nicole Richie's spine, ribcage and bony ass while she slept next to me. I mean, I totally understand the necrophilia thing, but corpses with skin on them? That's just gross.
Nicole going to her veterinarian appointment the other day:
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90 Comments:
Nicole Richie is one of the ugliest human beings alive or dead.
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
These pictures are worse than ever, i didn't think she could possibly get any smaller, but there she is ... 60 lbs?
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
She's so shriveled up that her oversized sunglasses almost cover her entire body. They're like clown glasses.
By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM
scarlett says nicole is "ready"
By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM
Love me some Steveo. And Nicole Richie is a skinny bitch...but I love her too...
By Tasha, on 3:06 PM
That's sad. Someone please get her a sammich.
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
it's better than waking up from a drunken blackout next to a lardass. that's the absolute worst.
By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
Steve-O could rub one out on me any day.
By Bitch, on 3:13 PM
She's a fekkin spoon. A windielickur. Et sum psskety ya melt!
By Vigilante, on 3:13 PM
Sorry, I was temporarily taken over by the Guiness. Won't happen again. At least until tomorrow.
By Vigilante, on 3:14 PM
Oh yeah, and thats an ugly ass dog.
Cute pomeranian though.
By Bitch, on 3:19 PM
2/3 of americans are overweight now. nicole's just one of the rare girls who's actually reached her ideal weight. the rest of you can't see that because the fat pockets under your eyes cause so much distortion.
By Anonymous, on 3:19 PM
Isn't Steve-O the twit with his own face tattooed on his back? So he has to leave his mark on someone else's back... file this article under "Too Much Frickin' Information"!
By stereoroid, on 3:20 PM
Sadly, I used to think she was so much hotter than Paris, that was, until she turned herself into a halloween decoration.
Now she actually makes Paris look almost fuckable.(hold the herpes please)
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
I'll bet Mommy and Daddy O are so proud of their would-be rapist, er, I mean son....
By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM
did he get it in her hair?
By Brandy, on 3:48 PM
there is 'information' and then there is 'too much information'.. i could have gone the rest of my life without knowing that nickie likes jizzed on her back.. or i should say.. steve-o likes to jizz on skeletons..
By dupababy, on 3:49 PM
I think she is pretty...with 15 more lbs on her- she looks horrible now.
Steve-O is a fucking schmuck.
By parissucksliterally, on 3:55 PM
Steve O is a pathetic tard. He is on my dead pool list.
By Anonymous, on 3:57 PM
Nicole Richie looks like the offspring of a wild boar and baboon. She's absolutely hideous.
At least she'll be dead soon.
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
she claims shes not anorexic and shes trying to gain weight.........how fucking hard is it to eat????? just stuff the fucking food in your mouth.
and steve-o is one dirty white boy and that is nasty he jerked off on her while she was sleeping. what a sick fuck.
By prettyboy, on 4:40 PM
O. and his pals are all douchebags.
By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
steve-o is my he-ro
By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM
She looks just like Karen Carpenter before she died.... seriously.
By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
LOL. Hilarity. Publicity hookups, bony fuglies, fucktard white trash, jizzy backs - for two individuals with more money and access than they deserve, they sure live shitty fucking lives.
By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM
check out the vein stickin out her fuckin forearm, man. sick shit, bro.
By k. dillon, on 5:29 PM
i was gonna write something about Nicole but Michael Jackson's nose won't get out of my head..
By Anonymous, on 6:46 PM
Oh man, 5:14 you're killin me. They'll both be dead within a year.
By Anonymous, on 7:41 PM
Anon September 21, 2006 3:19 PM
"2/3 of americans are overweight now. nicole's just one of the rare girls who's actually reached her ideal weight. the rest of you can't see that because the fat pockets under your eyes cause so much distortion."
The point you're forgetting is that for most people, their ideal weight and body type is not CORPSE
Her arm in that first picture caused me to go buy some chips....and a Big Mac...and a chocolate bar...
(sorry, too busy chewing to continue commenting, plus the "fat pockets under my eyes" are growing, making me unable to see the keyboard)
By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
Her arm in that first picture caused me
sure, sure, that's what it was...
By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
this is hilarious.. NR thought she was using him, but he was using her! haha!!!!
Nicole Richie is one of the ugliest human beings alive or dead.
correct
By Anonymous, on 9:39 PM
they left out the part where steve-o whispered "it puts the lotion on its skin"
By Anonymous, on 9:46 PM
Yuck, Those two are whats setting justin timberlake back from bring back sexy!
By SmokT, on 11:51 PM
I'm sure she's wearing ankle weights under those ridiculously atrocious boots.
Between her bobblehead and 47lb frame she needs to take measures to lower her centre of gravity and keep from falling over in a light breeze.
By joejoe, on 12:21 AM
Why did Nicole bring the little dog along to her veterinarian appointment? I hope he was ok in the waiting room while she was getting her check-up.
By Vern, on 5:45 AM
She is really bad in her anorexia state now. The damn dog weighs more than she does. It's sad, but she does look like Karen Carpenter right before she died.....
By Anonymous, on 6:30 AM
I bet her bag weighs more than she does! How can she even carry that thing???
By Anonymous, on 6:46 AM
oh man 9:46 I literally spit coffee through my nose. Thanks a lot. Gotta go to the emergency room.
By Anonymous, on 7:28 AM
this is fucking hilarious. i fucking love steveo
By Anonymous, on 7:50 AM
"2/3 of americans are overweight now. nicole's just one of the rare girls who's actually reached her ideal weight...."
How tall is she? 5'2"? She should weigh at least 100 pounds, and that's on the lowest side of what a healthy weight is for someone with her height and frame. Google it, or ask your doctor.
Anyone remember when Mary Kate (or was it Ashley?) Olsen looked like before she revealed she had anorexia? Nicole looks exactly like that, IMO.
By dazedandconfused, on 8:32 AM
It's official: Nicole Richie is now an Olsen Triplet.
By Anonymous, on 8:41 AM
The anorexia is bad enough, but how low is your self-regard when you let such a disgusting creep near you?
She has money, right? Can't she at least hire a good-looking date?
By Anonymous, on 8:58 AM
Anon 9:46 pm, that was a good one! lol!
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
Sigh...was going to try to post something funny, but honestly... who cares about either of these 2 people? Neither have any reason to be famous. Sigh... my life is such a pile of shit, look what I've become. Following the movements of some no-talent anorexic whore and some no-talent attention seeking scumbag.
Honesntly, I wish Kelly Clarkson would come along and swallow me right now. I no longer care.
By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
Steve-O is a friggin idiot. So why do I want to have his baby?
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
I would love to be cuddled between stevie and nicky during that little trist. MMMMMMMM the thought of steves warm cum sliding between my ass cheeks.
Anyone have a tissue?
By Prettyboy, on 11:43 AM
I saw the pictures. Hell yeah, I'd tap that. I love girls that look like they need a load of me just to survive.
By The flying cocksman, on 12:08 PM
she only pretended to swallow the semen, she spit it out later into a napkin when nobody was looking. goddam anorexics
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
Pretty Boy- as a woman who has has an ED in the past, I find your "How hard is it to eat?" comment VERY offensive.
Anorexia is a FUCKING DISEASE.......and it is EXTREMELY hard to eat if you have it. People who do not have a fucking clue about EDs should not comment on them.
That being said, I don't think Nicole is anorexic b/c she is proud of her body- the little shorts and bikinis.....most anorexics try and hide their bodies no matter how skinny they get, b/c they still SEE themselves as fat.
I think she is back on drugs.
By parissucksliterally, on 12:51 PM
Steve-O is a dork. So are all those stoners/alcoholics from Jackass.
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
apparently the "glass houses" rule is dead
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
You people are nuts saying Nicole Richie is ugly! If she just lost ten pounds, she would be really hot!
By The Kenosha Kid, on 2:03 PM
scarlett says to avoid being energy-inefficient, nicole will have to wait and go in a batch with the olsen twins.
By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM
Dear parissucksliterally,
If you believe that BS about eating disorders being real diseases, I have some property in FL under a bridge that you would love. If it is a disease, tell me why nobody who is starving in Africa has a disease like that.
What, no answer? I'll tell you why, then. Because that excuse was made up so the rich American women could feel better about acting so fucking stupid. Not eating (or puking it up) is a CHOICE. C.H.O.I.C.E. Just like addiction. Tell someone with a real disease like cancer that an ED or an addiction is a disease and see what they say. Anything that you can choose to stop doing isn't a damn disease, it's a character flaw.
Why don't people get that?
By common fucking sense, on 4:06 PM
Steve O is down right disgusting. He is a disease ridden nasty turd monkey. She gained weight in rehab so it obviously can be done. Damn girl, eat!!!
By wtjo, on 4:10 PM
Way to go common fucking sense. Well motherfucking said.
Btw, my dad just died of cancer a year ago. And I know he would have laughed at these stupid toothpicks with heads saying they have a disease. Waaa waaa waaa cry me a fucking river you self absorbed twits.
By Bitch, on 4:36 PM
The decline and fall of Western civilisation.
By toynbee, on 4:38 PM
it was obviously a publicity stunt.i mean who would go out with nicole richie.
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
Jesus, prettyboy, TMI, dude, TMI.
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
This is just not right to be starving yourself, especially to be lucky enough to be living in the USA. She'd qualify to be adopted by Angelina from a malnourished African country like Namibia.
Her dog has MORE protection under the law, for God sake! Surely, some family member, can do for poor sick Nicole, what they would do for her dog, if they saw that her dog was being starved to death. Her dog would be taken away and be protected.
PLEASE, LIONEL, DAD, SAVE YOUR DAUGHTER FROM HERSELF! Lock her up from herself.
Get her off those drugs and on something way better. She needs a visit from someone bigger than herself. She needs a visit from God. She needs a visit from someone bigger than she has been around to deliver that message....Bishop TD Jakes from Potter's House in Dallas,TX.
Otherwise, she will die to early.
By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM
Lionel is a piece of shit, denying,stupid fuck.how can you see your daughter like that not sedate her and check her in to rehab where the have to feed you with a fucking i.v. if thats what it takes.she was pretty about 20 pounds ago,okay maybe 15 but no-one likes a bag of bones.very sad.and steve o is a real jackass for sure. no pun intended ,what is he 12???grow upand learn when it is tmi.
By trae, on 7:35 PM
okay,all i have to say is what the fuck is wrong with lionel? knock her over the head,sedate her or whatever it takes and check her into rehab where they feed you by i.v. and keep her sedated about 3 weeks,maybe a light coma, until she gains the weight back,she was a pretty girl about 15-20 pounds ago,its real scary and sad.
oh and steve -o is a complete fucking moron.grow the fuck up.
By trae, on 7:38 PM
common fucking sense, you're so right. Way to go. If only more people had the courage to say it like that.
Her little "ED" is not something pre-programmed in the genes or something picked up from sharing a toilet seat with an anorexic. It IS a choice, and a pretty fucking poor one at that. Get yourself a life so you have more to focus on than your "too fat" little 75 lb. frame. Seriously, when you quit whining about everything that's wrong with your body, you can find better things to worry about. Like world peace. Or those starving children in Africa. Or what's on the dollar menu at McDonald's.
By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM
This bitch is dying. I give her 10 months. You heard it here first.
By Anonymous, on 11:22 PM
So, Common Fucking Sense,.... what about people that have "real" diseases like cancer from drinking or smoking? Is that not also a choice? Sometimes real diseases do stem from choices you make. Sometimes those choices get out of control. That is exactly what makes it a disease and not a choice.
By Anonymous, on 1:32 AM
Hey 4:06 (Tom Cruise),
If Nicole Richie has anorexia, then she has a psychological disease, just like depression or schizophrenia.
I don't know if what she has is actually anorexia, but if it is, she won't be able to stop doing it any easier than someone with bipolar disorder could stop being bipolar. It will take therapy and meds and a lot of work to stop it, if that's what she has.
How is a chemical imbalance in someone's brain any less valid than a cellular imbalance?
And there are anorexics all over the world, even in Africa.
By Anonymous, on 7:24 AM
Someone get her a cheeseburger a.s.a.p.
By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM
Anorexia is a FUCKING DISEASE.......and it is EXTREMELY hard to eat if you have it.
how about if i put a gun to her head, would that help?
By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM
Ewww.. her upper legs are flabby. It's hilarious, no matter how much this bitch starves and tortures herself, she will never get rid of the fatty little problem area.
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
Thank you SO much for your comment, common fucking sense. I have not ever heard anyone say, "Man, I look fat. Let me shed a few pounds by making myself get cancer today." I just LOVE how our society is so quick to slap a label on everything. False labels (like calling anorexia a disease) make people feel like theyre okay and like the problem never really was on them, and the true problems never get addressed. People seriously need to start taking responsibilities for their actions. Anorexia is not a disease, it's a self-esteem issue and becomes a narcissistic obsession. Anorexia doesnt just form in your body, nor can you catch it.
By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
She did Stevie-o a favor so he wouldn't have to cum all over her bony frontside I suppose. Not sure which side of Nicole is better, her backside with the bony ass and jutting spine, or the zero breasts and concave stomach. And this all screams publicity stunt, Stevie-o doesn't mind the attention because he's an idiot and knows it. As for Nicole, she's just a sorry ass attention whore. Hopefully she'll completely disappear before the end of this year.
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
Nichole Richie doesn't have enough meat on that skeleton frame of hers to feed a hungry Pigmie. I predict the following for her in the future: flash in the pan - the public tires of her and never wants to see her again - depression - pills & alcohol - o.d. - dirtnap
(Ami I cruel? Hell yes. I love it when stars flame out, get arrested, go broke, and kill themselves)
By Anonymous, on 6:47 PM
Anorexia is a genuine disorder that needs to be taken seriously not treated with contempt and sarcasm. She was beautiful before she lost all the weight but the media bitched that she was too chunky. Now the media bitches that she is too thin. What the hell do y'all want from her?!
By Gina, on 9:56 AM
Nicole needs help, whether for anorexia or drug addition. She needs to have someone care about her and not use her.
As for Steve O...he belongs in the garbage
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
should have Donkey Punched her
and gave her butthole pleasures.........
By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM
Both of these people contribute nothing, and should be buried alive.
Please post a picture of Scarlett Johansen's tits, or something.
By Anonymous, on 5:16 PM
Uh, isn't the whole rubbin one out while she's not paying attention thing assault?
By Whooopi Boldgerg, on 7:40 PM
Girls can't win. I was skinny like this for years and always had to hear the comments from everyone. After marraige and kids I am now overweight and still have to hear comments from everyone. I wish people would just SHUT UP!
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
UPDATE GEEZ!
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
Girls can't win. If you diet you are too skinny and if you eat, you are a lard ass.
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
quit complaining, just be attractive and put out
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
What the hell do y'all want from her?!
to be invisible...
By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
UPDATE GEEZ!
what are you complaining about, it updates all the ti
By Anonymous, on 9:26 PM
steve-o is a fucking cunt
By Anonymous, on 11:37 PM
Why doesn't anybody leave us alone as women and stop focusing so much of their attention on our weight? It's like borderline obsessive and it makes us go to the gym/have eating disorders/starve ourselves, which I hate because of all the grunting and shit. I just want to enjoy my life and not worry about this bullshit!
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
which I hate because of all the grunting and shit
so you went the laxative route...eeeewwww nasty
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
You know I could see what was saying, as uneloquent as it was said. I mean, jeez, I wonder how many of the people who comment about how imperfect someone else is are lean mean sex machines themselves. Well, maybe prettyboy I'm sure he is a God........oh shit I ALMOST said that with a straight face.
By her majesty, on 12:08 PM
i'd hit her skeletal pooper
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FORM NICOLE RICHIE??
IF SHE IS HAPPY WITH THE WAY HER BODY LOOKS THEN GOSH SHUT THE HELL UP! THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO KNOW IF SHE IS ANOREXIC OR NOT IS HERSELF AND GOD..SO BE QUIET!!
SHE IS NOT ANOREXIC CAUSE SHE SAYS SHE LOVES HER BODY..ANOREXIC PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS COMPLAIN NO MATTER HOW SKINNY THEY GET...SO LEAVE HER ALONE MAN.. I AM NOT ONE OF HER FANS.. I DONT REALLY LIKE HER BUT STILL... I DONT THINK THIS IS RIGHT... SOME OF YALLS DONT EVEN KNOW AND STILL TALK?
GO FIND SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE TO DO WITH YOUR LIVES PEOPLE!!
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
You know what Nicki.... die bitch! If thats what you are looking for... please die now! Lets not continue with this fucking circus
By Anonymous, on 7:55 AM
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