I've always been surprised she's never "come out." It's pretty well known within the gay community that she's gay. I think the black Americans just tend to be more religious and bigoted and would stop buying her CDs if they knew she was gay.
The Raiders could use her because they suck so bad! She could play the defensive line. Damn, was that racist? Nope! If anything, pro sports is racist. Not enough white people getting overpaid!
Anonymous said... I've always been surprised she's never "come out." It's pretty well known within the gay community that she's gay. I think the black Americans just tend to be more religious and bigoted and would stop buying her CDs if they knew she was gay.
October 05, 2006 11:56 AM ----------------------------------
her mother is white and shes engaged to a dude you dumbass racist piece of hot white bird shit on a sunday morning.
I thought I remember her from a few years ago at the grammys looking all diva-tastic.
girl better lay off the bon bons and chinese buffet. she's superbly talented and all but there really isn't room for a chunky diva. mariah is already filling that role.
Alicia's anus is very wide and cavernous, both because of her large ass, and also because she received plenty of NFL gorilla cock there, like her cousin Beyonce. This was back when she was pretending to be heterosexual.
However, Alicia's farts are melodious, not unlike an oboe, and smell of fresh cornbread.
ALICIA KEYS made boyfriend KERRY 'KRUCIAL' BROTHERS wait a year for sex, because she is "too beautiful" to give herself to someone she is unsure of. The longtime songwriting duo have kept their romance closely under-wraps, but Keys reveals the gruelling test she forced the producer to undergo. She says, "I made him wait a year because my body is too beautiful to be violated by someone who doesn't deserve it."
she could have just said, "when he hits my pooper it's gonna explode"
"violated" is an interesting choice of words for someone to describe sex with their boyfriend. i think she inadvertantly came out of the closet with that line.
I've always been surprised she's never "come out." It's pretty well known within the gay community that she's gay. I think the black Americans just tend to be more religious and bigoted and would stop buying her CDs if they knew she was gay.
October 05, 2006 11:56 AM =========== That never stopped us from buy Luther Vandross' music
Leave A Keys alone she has the body of a real woman. She doesn't starve herself like Nicole Bitchie, Kate Bosworth. You are jealous because Alicia has a fab career and you never heard anything negative about her!!! A lot of black women have thick ankles whats wrong with that! She doesn't need to go to the gym--you guys need some hatoraide are you thirty?!
MmmmMmmm, I hear you sista! Now THAT, is a real woman. Extra large chocolate shake! My girl, Alicia Keys, Oprah, Star Jones (before she had the doctor take her big beautiful ass away... sisters got to be PROUD of that big back yard.), Mel Carter, Arethra Franklin... MmmmMmm!
5:27 PM, babydoll, why don't you come over my place in Compton. I'll get all up in your big, gigantic black ass! We'll order jewelry n rims on my credit card... and we won't pay for it. And then, when the bills pile up, I'll rob a liquor store... and the cycle will continue.
wow ya'll are some racist mofos....you dont know wat a real woman looks like, it aint paris, lindsey, nicole, victoria and all the other unhealthy white people in the world.white gurls can stand to gain some pounds and not look bony all the time.ya'll need to get past this skinny trend society tries to impose on u.
the last pic is a very touching moment between two caring, courageous, and liberated women, marred only when alicia let an especially greasy fart slip out
damn, another (gay?)black chic white america cant handle, you guys got skinny on the brain - no wonder all ur chics either dont eat or puke in corners after a lettuce sandwhich.
"violated" is an interesting choice of words for someone to describe sex with their boyfriend. i think she inadvertantly came out of the closet with that line.
no, she's just being honest. sex between a man and a woman is always a violation. it's a sanctioned form of rape. most women passively accept the brainwashing. a few are brave enough to own their bodies. i hope alicia is one of them.
Gees some of you Americans have some real race issues ... Give it a rest already. And about the weight issue... it's funny 'cause some of you are the same idiots who will turn around and say Nicole Richie is too thin. HYPOCRITES!!!
I was thinkin' 'bout Alicia Keys, couldn't keep from crying When she was born in Hell's Kitchen, I was living down the line I'm wondering where in the world Alicia Keys could be I been looking for her even clear through Tennessee
It's okay, they can criticize all they want. Everyone knows all the people that comment on this site several times a day are sexual dynamos that look like models, both traditional and male. Keep going, guys!
yeah yeah yeah let he who is without sin cast the first stone blah blah blah. spare us, we all went to sunday school.
there are 2 types of people when it comes to stuff like this - assholes, who make harsh but sometimes funny or otherwise entertaining comments; and creeps, who whine "that's aaaaawful". the only question is why the creeps keep hanging around a site obviously designed as a playground for the assholes.
Correct, Luther Vandross never actually came out of the closet before his death.
I saw an interview he did shortly before he died where, when asked about is sexual preference, he got reeeeally angry and answered with 'blah blah blah, none of your fucking business, blah blah blah'.
OK, maybe he didn't say blah blah blah, but you know what I mean. ;)
Black people are less accepting of gay men, and as a result, gay black men are more likely to live 'on the down low'. (Don't shoot the messenger, I saw it on Oprah. ;)......Shoot Oprah. Shoot her in her Volkswagen-sized ass with a harpoon. And when you do so, bring a large bowl to catch the gravy sure to flow from the puncture wound. mmmmm, ass gravy)
OK, in hindsight, ass gravy doesn't sound so tasty....
the real puzzle is what, exactly, about lesbian sex makes women get fat? are vaginal secretions more caloric than semen? or are lesbians exceptionally yeasty, so it's a constant cheesefest? that could pack on the pounds for sure. i think i see some ritz crackers where they're sitting.
Well said, wannabe cynic. Granted, I am American, but this is crap. As much as we tease Nicole Richie and Kate Bosworth for being emaciated, then we harp on Alicia Keys because she's too big. She's not a whale, she's just got ass. So what? Most women do. Relax.
"just got ass" my ass. look at the pics, she's thick from her shoulders down through her cankles. a fire marshall took one look at her thighs and outlawed corduroy. she's not "most women", she's a diva ("my body is too beautiful") who's conceited enough to deserve some ribbing when she pulls the rip cord.
she is skinny on the top and chunky /short on the bottom. what r u gonna do about it? stretch her legs on some medievael times machine and file her kneecaps smaller? you guys are all idiots and i dont think one of you looks any better than alicia, not even speakin of her voice.
Alicia is beautiful. She looks like a normal healthy woman. People who think she's fat have a distorted view of what a normal body looks like. You probably think Nicole Richie looks good when in reality she is starving herself to death. Quit hating on women and/or yourself by calling normal-sized women fat.
"no, she's just being honest. sex between a man and a woman is always a violation. it's a sanctioned form of rape. most women passively accept the brainwashing. a few are brave enough to own their bodies. i hope alicia is one of them."
It's a good job your father raped your mother then so you can write this crap.
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Huh... I never knew they made chocolate cottage cheese.
Well, I'm off to the supermarket.
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
She could bang out some new songs on those melted -candles-for-legs, you know, if inspiration suddenly strikes while she is on va-cay..
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
When did she get so thick?
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
I've always been surprised she's never "come out." It's pretty well known within the gay community that she's gay. I think the black Americans just tend to be more religious and bigoted and would stop buying her CDs if they knew she was gay.
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
damn, that was racist ^.
I like it.
By some cracker, on 12:08 PM
Seriously though - she could do better, look at her "friend's" teeth!
By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
The Raiders could use her because they suck so bad! She could play the defensive line. Damn, was that racist? Nope! If anything, pro sports is racist. Not enough white people getting overpaid!
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
Gaining weight sucks. She better watch it, though - I could see her really ballooning up, especially gaining this much at a young age.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
She's clearly just hugging her friend to say 'thank you for the lovely disc-man you got me.'
By Mario, on 12:21 PM
so..... ummmmmm..... this is the look we all strive for? hmmmmm.....
i don't think you need to blow all your money on a plastic surgeon, you could just ask a cop where the nearest donut shop is
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
kelly says, i'm so hungry i could eat an alicia keys
By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
It just be raining dark people today
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
GODDAMN!
By Hottie Hottie, on 12:53 PM
in pic 2 she has the splendid glutes of the Steatopygia Secretus Rugmunchian tribe of Bostwana
By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
Kelly says that rump roast looks like it's burnt to a crisp.
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
kelly says hickory smoked honey hocks are a delicacy, and she'll have 2, please
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
Damn, she has some thunder thighs and craptastic cankles!
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
she still works as a fantasy. when i'm fapfapfapping to a black girl, she always has a big fat ass. otherwise, what's the point.
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
alicia keys could make kelly run for her money
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
alicia says she loves well-marbled rump roast. run kelly, run.
(kudos to 1:18 PM)
By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
Okay, okay, I think we've fulfilled the quota for today.
Lets get back to thin white chicks, please.
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
alicia keys is engaged. shes been with the same guy for the past 5 years now.
but man shes gained some weight. time for her to hit the gym.
alicia keys = one of the best musicians in last 6 years.
By prettyboy, on 1:34 PM
Anonymous said...
I've always been surprised she's never "come out." It's pretty well known within the gay community that she's gay. I think the black Americans just tend to be more religious and bigoted and would stop buying her CDs if they knew she was gay.
October 05, 2006 11:56 AM
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her mother is white and shes engaged to a dude you dumbass racist piece of hot white bird shit on a sunday morning.
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
she's an ok singer but somebody needs to turn down the volume of her ass
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
was she always this, uhm, thick?
I thought I remember her from a few years ago at the grammys looking all diva-tastic.
girl better lay off the bon bons and chinese buffet. she's superbly talented and all but there really isn't room for a chunky diva. mariah is already filling that role.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
whenever i visit sea world, i love watching the sea lions hoist themselves out of the water and frolic in the sun
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
@ 1:35 - Black people claimed Alicia Keys in the Racial Draft and she's not engaged to anyone.
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
Alicia is not engaged and even if she was it wouldn't matter. Gay people marry straight "beards" all the time so they don't hurt their careers.
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
Alicia's anus is very wide and cavernous, both because of her large ass, and also because she received plenty of NFL gorilla cock there, like her cousin Beyonce. This was back when she was pretending to be heterosexual.
However, Alicia's farts are melodious, not unlike an oboe, and smell of fresh cornbread.
By Anus Analyst, on 1:50 PM
maybe not lesbian, but definitely a diva bitch:
ALICIA KEYS made boyfriend KERRY 'KRUCIAL' BROTHERS wait a year for sex, because she is "too beautiful" to give herself to someone she is unsure of. The longtime songwriting duo have kept their romance closely under-wraps, but Keys reveals the gruelling test she forced the producer to undergo. She says, "I made him wait a year because my body is too beautiful to be violated by someone who doesn't deserve it."
she could have just said, "when he hits my pooper it's gonna explode"
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
Tiger Woods is refusing to sign, even though he was drafted too
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
lol at 1:41
By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
re: 1:51...
"violated" is an interesting choice of words for someone to describe sex with their boyfriend. i think she inadvertantly came out of the closet with that line.
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
Can you say "CANKLES"
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
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=== Anus analyst. That's kind of hot. I mean the whole NFL team? Sounds good...
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
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=== Anus analyst. That's kind of hot. I mean the whole NFL team? Sounds good...
By ya ya, on 2:54 PM
(_________ y ________) Leave the chunky girl with the big ass alone.
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
Now fat to go along with her famously hairy chest.
Think she's playing Alec Baldwin in an upcoming biopic?
By Cross, on 3:36 PM
If she got excited and flexed those thighs, I could still live out my dream of singing in the Vienna Boys' Choir.
By Zen Wizard, on 4:11 PM
What thick legs.
By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
I've always been surprised she's never "come out." It's pretty well known within the gay community that she's gay. I think the black Americans just tend to be more religious and bigoted and would stop buying her CDs if they knew she was gay.
October 05, 2006 11:56 AM
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That never stopped us from buy Luther Vandross' music
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
Leave A Keys alone she has the body of a real woman. She doesn't starve herself like Nicole Bitchie, Kate Bosworth. You are jealous because Alicia has a fab career and you never heard anything negative about her!!!
A lot of black women have thick ankles whats wrong with that! She doesn't need to go to the gym--you guys need some hatoraide are you thirty?!
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
MmmmMmmm, I hear you sista! Now THAT, is a real woman. Extra large chocolate shake! My girl, Alicia Keys, Oprah, Star Jones (before she had the doctor take her big beautiful ass away... sisters got to be PROUD of that big back yard.), Mel Carter, Arethra Franklin... MmmmMmm!
5:27 PM, babydoll, why don't you come over my place in Compton.
I'll get all up in your big, gigantic black ass! We'll order jewelry n rims on my credit card... and we won't pay for it. And then, when the bills pile up, I'll rob a liquor store... and the cycle will continue.
Holla!!
By Blingy Washington, on 6:00 PM
wow ya'll are some racist mofos....you dont know wat a real woman looks like, it aint paris, lindsey, nicole, victoria and all the other unhealthy white people in the world.white gurls can stand to gain some pounds and not look bony all the time.ya'll need to get past this skinny trend society tries to impose on u.
By Anonymous, on 6:05 PM
5:27, Luther Vandross never "came out."
Duh.
By Anonymous, on 6:08 PM
Now, to all who called Danni Minogue fat, compare Danni to Alicia keys. Spot the big fucking difference.
By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM
Danni is chubby.
Alicia is fat.
Both of them need to stop shoveling food in their fucking pieholes.
There are people starving in Africa. In fact, if 1,000 get together in a big circle, they will form Alicia Keys (like Voltron).
By Anonymous, on 6:27 PM
6:05...calm down, Shaniqua. I'll settle this debate for you:
Alicia's fat.
There, glad I could help.
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
Chubby is nice. Fat is not. Go Danni Minogue!
By Anonymous, on 6:48 PM
she's done very well, considering that her dad probably was unemployed most of the time
By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM
Now, to all who called Danni Minogue fat, compare Danni to Alicia keys. Spot the big fucking difference.
now add heather graham to that daisy chain (older than fanni, just to be fair). who ya gonna hit? thought so. hot-chubby-blimpie.
By Anonymous, on 6:56 PM
if these pics are any indication, a world without "anorexics" would be a scary place
By Anonymous, on 6:57 PM
if they're having sex now, he's clearly got bovine growth hormone in his semen.
By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM
kelly says she can settle this: danni is dinner. alicia is dinner and tomorrow's cold breakfast, with sandwiches packed for lunch. burp. toot.
By Anonymous, on 7:00 PM
we missed the first picture of this sequence, when she dived into the pool and a little boy got water-cannoned up into a tree.
By Anonymous, on 7:02 PM
the last pic is a very touching moment between two caring, courageous, and liberated women, marred only when alicia let an especially greasy fart slip out
By Anonymous, on 7:03 PM
damn, another (gay?)black chic white america cant handle, you guys got skinny on the brain - no wonder all ur chics either dont eat or puke in corners after a lettuce sandwhich.
LOL @ whitegirls
By Anonymous, on 7:36 PM
Didn't know whales lived in pools..
I feel left out and that's not cool.
By Anonymous, on 7:41 PM
she looks fine, she's womanly. sorry that makes you uncomfortable.
By Anonymous, on 7:46 PM
idk i dont think shes fat. i guess u guys are just use to really skinny white girls like nicole richie and u still hate on them anyways.
By Anonymous, on 7:53 PM
Fatass.
By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM
alicia said the last thing she saw before the strike was kelly's cold, almost lifeless eye rolling back into her head
By Anonymous, on 9:39 PM
{chomp snap munch munch gulp snort burp} she looks fine, {crunch crunch slurp swallow cough snort burp} she's womanly. {rip snort snap chomp chomp pause chomp gulp cough cough slurp swallow burp} sorry that makes you uncomfortable. {fart}
By Anonymous, on 9:50 PM
Compared to Kelly Clarkson, Alicia's a stick
By Smartie, on 9:53 PM
"violated" is an interesting choice of words for someone to describe sex with their boyfriend. i think she inadvertantly came out of the closet with that line.
no, she's just being honest. sex between a man and a woman is always a violation. it's a sanctioned form of rape. most women passively accept the brainwashing. a few are brave enough to own their bodies. i hope alicia is one of them.
By Anonymous, on 5:35 AM
Gees some of you Americans have some real race issues ... Give it a rest already.
And about the weight issue... it's funny 'cause some of you are the same idiots who will turn around and say Nicole Richie is too thin.
HYPOCRITES!!!
By Wannabe Cynic, on 6:37 AM
I was thinkin' 'bout Alicia Keys, couldn't keep from crying
When she was born in Hell's Kitchen, I was living down the line
I'm wondering where in the world Alicia Keys could be
I been looking for her even clear through Tennessee
By Anonymous, on 7:14 AM
It's okay, they can criticize all they want. Everyone knows all the people that comment on this site several times a day are sexual dynamos that look like models, both traditional and male. Keep going, guys!
By Better than you, on 7:59 AM
yeah yeah yeah let he who is without sin cast the first stone blah blah blah. spare us, we all went to sunday school.
there are 2 types of people when it comes to stuff like this - assholes, who make harsh but sometimes funny or otherwise entertaining comments; and creeps, who whine "that's aaaaawful". the only question is why the creeps keep hanging around a site obviously designed as a playground for the assholes.
By Anonymous, on 8:49 AM
Correct, Luther Vandross never actually came out of the closet before his death.
I saw an interview he did shortly before he died where, when asked about is sexual preference, he got reeeeally angry and answered with 'blah blah blah, none of your fucking business, blah blah blah'.
OK, maybe he didn't say blah blah blah, but you know what I mean. ;)
Black people are less accepting of gay men, and as a result, gay black men are more likely to live 'on the down low'.
(Don't shoot the messenger, I saw it on Oprah. ;)......Shoot Oprah. Shoot her in her Volkswagen-sized ass with a harpoon. And when you do so, bring a large bowl to catch the gravy sure to flow from the puncture wound. mmmmm, ass gravy)
OK, in hindsight, ass gravy doesn't sound so tasty....
By joejoe, on 8:51 AM
ass gravy in hindsight is very tasty
By Anonymous, on 8:55 AM
the real puzzle is what, exactly, about lesbian sex makes women get fat? are vaginal secretions more caloric than semen? or are lesbians exceptionally yeasty, so it's a constant cheesefest? that could pack on the pounds for sure. i think i see some ritz crackers where they're sitting.
By Anonymous, on 9:12 AM
"no, she's just being honest...sex between a man and a woman is almost always a violation"....spoken like a true lesbian!!!
Speak for yourself, bull dyke!
By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM
Doesn't get GAYER than that!
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
Sad times when the majority of posts are saying she's fat.
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
a majority of posts and all the displaced water in the pool
By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM
Wow!
Her skin is the color of poop!
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
Anonymous said...
a majority of posts and all the displaced water in the pool
laughing my fucking ass off!!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
Well said, wannabe cynic. Granted, I am American, but this is crap. As much as we tease Nicole Richie and Kate Bosworth for being emaciated, then we harp on Alicia Keys because she's too big. She's not a whale, she's just got ass. So what? Most women do. Relax.
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
no. she's fat.
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
"just got ass" my ass. look at the pics, she's thick from her shoulders down through her cankles. a fire marshall took one look at her thighs and outlawed corduroy. she's not "most women", she's a diva ("my body is too beautiful") who's conceited enough to deserve some ribbing when she pulls the rip cord.
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
"no, she's just being honest...sex between a man and a woman is almost always a violation"
where the FUCK do you live?? iraq??
By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
no, in america. where dating and marriage are instituationalized rape. the only hope is wymyn like alcia who have become strong and self-aware.
By Anonymous, on 10:55 PM
seriously if you looked up the word cankles, you would see ms kenkle i mean ms keys right next to it
horrible.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
she isn't just fat, that is beyond. that is ridiculous, she looks like a character out of Greek mythology or something.
the dallas cowboys line made me laugh out loud.
By guru, on 6:50 PM
Who cares about her, really? She's white, sorry white Mother = white Daughter... She's a confused, ugly, marginally talented skank.
Sad too be her, when the red carpet appears so does Token.
By Anonymous, on 9:26 PM
she is skinny on the top and chunky /short on the bottom. what r u gonna do about it? stretch her legs on some medievael times machine and file her kneecaps smaller?
you guys are all idiots and i dont think one of you looks any better than alicia, not even speakin of her voice.
By Anonymous, on 2:06 AM
Alicia is beautiful. She looks like a normal healthy woman. People who think she's fat have a distorted view of what a normal body looks like. You probably think Nicole Richie looks good when in reality she is starving herself to death. Quit hating on women and/or yourself by calling normal-sized women fat.
By Anonymous, on 7:39 AM
i can settle this. the pool boy was overheard saying "oh my god it surfaced and it's coming this way!".
By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
it's true, in the second pic if you look very closely you can see her blowhole
By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM
is it something about all the empty calories that makes fat people get preachy?
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
To anonymous at 10:21 AM
Good question. Maybe. After all, it's a lack of calories that makes some skinny people more vapid.
By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM
keep telling yourself that, fattie
By Anonymous, on 5:11 AM
"no, she's just being honest. sex between a man and a woman is always a violation. it's a sanctioned form of rape. most women passively accept the brainwashing. a few are brave enough to own their bodies. i hope alicia is one of them."
It's a good job your father raped your mother then so you can write this crap.
By Anonymous, on 4:08 AM
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