It's the eyes. They just draw you in like a moth to a flame. Besides, we've seen enough of her tits that it will still take a few years to mentally process anyway.
4:57. u r fucking retarded. saggy boobs? have you seen her nude scenes? Jealous fuck! Stretchmarks? Every woman has some type of stretch mark near or around their tits. It's from weight gain/loss. Growth as a person you stupid fuck!
every woman in hollywierd wants her lips. some stupid fucks even state that they are fake. Pics of her as a child show the exact same lips she has now. Great eyes. Great bod.
She's too thin! Ya'll always talk about girls having no ass. Why is it not said for this one? She's got a great face, but a concave ass and monkey arms.
ok...let's see your top 5 so i can have a good laugh.
Audrey Hepburn Grace Kelley Liz Taylor Ingrid Bergman Isabella Rosellini Elle Macpherson Elizabeth Taylor Aishwarya Rai Catherine Zeta Zones Katherine Hepburn Eva Gardner Catherine Deneuve Rachael Hunter Marilyn Monroe
I believe the statement was of all time. Not the last year. I am also going "head to head" at their prime.
She's basically white trash's idea of 'sexy' and 'exotic'. That's why they creamed their pants when she hooked up with Brad Pitt, white trash's 'golden boy' (let's be honest).
There are enough nude pics of Angelina floating around the internet and the video store to last till the year 3000.
I can't imagine that her stopping with the nude scenes now will make a whit of difference. If she doesn't want her kids to see her nude they'll have to move to a Muslim country.
interestingly prudish comment coming from the supposedly maverick A.J. since when is *nudity* a bad thing, something to be ashamed of? what's next, some fundamentalist christian cult?
This site is the only place in the known universe where if you think Angelina is hot, you're "stupid", if you think Kate Hudson is hot, you're a "pedophile", and if you think Jessica Biel is hot, you're a "fag".
Apparently the rest of the world is populated by stupid pedophile faggots. And I'm one of them.
When did Angie get breast implants? She should consider implanting some meat into those straw like arms of hers. Those things remind me of ET. And yes she's hot because we know she likes dick too much and is probably awesome in bed but as far as feminine beauty goes Angie loses.
The final pic in the set is just plain creepy. If I ever ran into an apparently rational, conscious woman with blood dripping out the side of her mouth, I would run like hell.
she does much better if it's a face competition only. while masturbating continuously during repeated viewings of Gia, i found it difficult to cum during the behindal nudity (frontal was no problem). so we're talking empirical research here, not just opinion.
she's hot because she does those slutty poses. pictures like the second from left in bottom row.... hell no thas not beautiful. shes not the "most beautiful" true beauties are the ones like Aishwarya Rai
Audrey Hepburn - no Grace Kelley - yes Liz Taylor - no Ingrid Bergman - no Isabella Rosellini - no Elle Macpherson - yes Elizabeth Taylor - uh, no again Aishwarya Rai - yes Catherine Zeta Zones - yes Katherine Hepburn - no Catherine Deneuve - no Rachael Hunter - no Marilyn Monroe - no
pretty girls yes...but i'll only accept 4 on your list...may i submit for your consideration:
Sofia Loren Jane Birkin Uma Thurman Monica Bellucci
Audrey Hepburn - no Grace Kelley - yes Liz Taylor - no Ingrid Bergman - no Isabella Rosellini - no Elle Macpherson - yes Elizabeth Taylor - uh, no again Aishwarya Rai - yes Catherine Zeta Zones - yes Katherine Hepburn - no Catherine Deneuve - no Rachael Hunter - no Marilyn Monroe - no
pretty girls yes...but i'll only accept 4 on your list...may i submit for your consideration:
Sofia Loren Jane Birkin Uma Thurman Monica Bellucci
The problem is that Angelina no longer really looks like any of these photos. None of these are recent and her face is not this flawless. At least, not anymore. She's starting to look more like the father she so hates everyday, that must drive her mad ...
Anonymous said... I'd go gay for her in a second. She is the hottest woman alive.
October 20, 2006 4:05 PM
Anonymous said... HOTTEST WOMAN EVER BORN.
And I'm a straight female.
^^goddamn, i am SOOOOOOOO tired of hearing that already!!! every chick in the world, no matter how boring and prude and modest, will say they'd turn dyke for AJ, or make a special point of mentioning they're a hetero chick. it was an annoying cliche by now- the only bigger cliche than this is a miss america pageant contestant answering "world peace"
Hey there Todd or Jenny: I just moved up to IE7 and a large portion of the type on your site has gone into large typeface except for the first story on Angelina - is it me or you? Also: It is VERY difficult to get the "Comments" box to load - takes quite a few clicks - but it has always pretty much been that way but even worse of late...what's up? Slow server? By the way: GREAT site!
Whew. Well, I think it's great that some people don't think she's amazingly beautiful. Leaves them out. I'm a straight woman and I'd do her in a heartbeat. And videotape it. And make copies. And watch it all the time. She's amazingly hot. Good God.
Well, I gguess i am now obligated to list all her flaws. Before I start let me just mention that dont judge her by pix from pghotoshoots. She's photoshopped like hell there: *veiny *too skinny (strange unproportional legs and arms) *no butt whatsoever *bulging eyes *sunken cheeks *an unhealthy yellowish skin tone *permentaly chapped lips that look like an anus *a wordrobe that would make any soccer mom proud (a huge variety of black, grey, and beige tank tops and t-shirts) *her over the top, fake personality (first the crazy brother fucking nympho and then the saint) anynone has anything to add? and also Kate Beckinsale, Kim Noval, Ava Gardner, Lauren Bacull and others make AJ look like a flea infested, diseased dog.
Sorry, she's a filthy whore in my mind. She ran off with another woman's husband. She slutted for a guy named Billy Bob and like a cheap tramp, wore a vial of his blood around her neck and tatooed her flesh with his name.
Am I the only one who is sick of this carp-lipped freak? She jumped the shark about 2 years ago. And what's up with that last pic? Her lips are all gnarled up and craggy. Yuck.
I think Todd was joking, but then again, maybe he's not. She does have a big rack, but her legs look like sticks. Her eyes and mouth are probably her best feature. And she is way hotter than the other chick, whoever she is...
Sorry, she's a filthy whore in my mind. She ran off with another woman's husband. She slutted for a guy named Billy Bob and like a cheap tramp, wore a vial of his blood around her neck and tatooed her flesh with his name.
^38 year old fat mormon who has never experienced "second base", let alone actual sex. It's ok sugar tits, maybe some day you'll convince (trap) a man into marrying you and pop out a few. Until then, shut the fuck up and go watch your Friends DVD.
Umm, I think I would rather use the world enigmatic to describe her. I personally think she is gorgeous, but most beautiful ever? I don't know.
I agree there have been some past actresses (like Grace Kelly, Liz Taylor, et al) who were also insanely beautiful, but there were also different types of beautiful. You know, girl next door, femme fatale, dark and mysterious, blonde and angelic, etc.
^^goddamn, i am SOOOOOOOO tired of hearing that already!!! every chick in the world, no matter how boring and prude and modest, will say they'd turn dyke for AJ, or make a special point of mentioning they're a hetero chick. it was an annoying cliche by now- the only bigger cliche than this is a miss america pageant contestant answering "world peace"
Yes, I know what you mean. I'm a bisexual woman and I wouldn't do her! My tastes tend to sway to the unique, rather than every mainstream ideal spliced into eachother.
Well, at least we know one thing is for sure. She's a Helluva lot better looking and prettier than that Fugly Maniston woman Brad Pitt left to be with.
By the way, don't you find it interesting that with all the hoopla over Shiloh's birth -- before and after, they it was always referred to as highly anticipated because of the good looks of both parents.
Somehow, I don't think if he had stayed with Maniston and her fugly mug, that there would have been that prior and subsequent hype over how an offspring of two celebs would look.
Wonder why? They would have been praying that if it was an offspring between Brad and big nose, ugly chin Maniston, everyone would pray that the kid -- female or male, would look like Pitt.
In any case, we all know who is not on the real beautiful list. And it sure ain't Maniston.
I'm sure glad everyone who thinks Angie is ugly are all hot people in their own right ... I mean it couldn't be sad delusional idiots that are just annoyed no one wants to see them dressed much less naked.
Angelina might not be the most beautiful woman but she's easily very beautiful and not just on the outside but on the inside. I'd like to see anyone here do half as much as she has done for other people in the world .. atleast she's not some self-centered prick like everyone else in Hollywood ...
Oct 20, 5:01pm said: .... "Growth as a person you stupid fuck!"
Um, growth as a person or more PR? She's been there done that and is probably just tired of being a stupid whore on camera, so she's trying to be deep now. Actresses do this all the time. "Oh I want to be taken seriously, so I'll strip". A week later "oh I want to be taken seriously, so I won't strip". Now she's just find a new way to say that . . . "oh my kids will be embarrassed".
Let's not confuse "hot" with "beautiful". Certainly she is "hot", but "hot" also could mean "raging full of VDs" or something.
I'm actually surprised that she hadn't rendered herself infertile with all that sweet love she gave to her brother, to that walking hill-billy skeletor, BillyBob and to the 1000s of other freaks around the globe.
she would be hotter without her tall lanky frame... she has no curves, no womanliness. and her lips... oh my god, her lips are godawful. ugly as fuck. they scare me.
oh, please, now that she has kids nudity is a bad thing?? funny it didnt matter her when she was getting PAID to do it..and didnt care about her bits and pieces all over the net..just the cash. now she is all 'im the mommy and i have to be good'?? ala madonna right?? cant unring the bell sister. did she ever give billy bob back his vile of blood??
Love it! Seriously, people love juding her by her actions and not by her looks because they can't find anything wrong with her. They're the minority on the subject so whatev.
This site is the only place in the known universe where if you think Angelina is hot, you're "stupid", if you think Kate Hudson is hot, you're a "pedophile", and if you think Jessica Biel is hot, you're a "fag".
Apparently the rest of the world is populated by stupid pedophile faggots. And I'm one of them.
October 20, 2006 8:04 PM
I second that. Most of the comments on this site are by overweight IT professionals in their 30s who live in their parents' basement. Go get a girlfriend instead of fantasizing about women on the internet! Then you can talk about women with some actual first hand knowledge. Until then, it's all like "blah blah blah she has no tits", "blah blah bleh her tits are too big and fake", "blah blah blah she's to skinny", "blah blah she's too fat", "blah bleh she's too strong and fit for me" and on and on.
Oh. Sorry. Just realized that it's impossible for many IT guys in their 30s to get dates because of lack of social skills and 'cause they all have bodies like Dilbert. Sorry.
Before this whole Brad Pitt media blitz with Maniston and Jolie, those two were already overrated.
Since then, she has moved in another stratosphere, sure, she was helped with some carefully chosen surgeries but she was always what people called 'exotic', that grey region where a girl isnt necessarily good looking but is intriguing enough to be memorable. Jolie is exotic ... but then so are trannies.
Maniston has nice hair but Photoshop those strands out and you have a manly man's face.
But hell, this is an industry where George Clooney;s body of work is actually celebrated. (My mother called George this generations Warren Beatty who career was also feted and has been in much more bombs than hits and more known for being the number one lay in Hollyweird).
Fame makes people more beautiful (if the Stones were slinging burgers, would any of them ever have gotten laid?) than they really are. And which female star has gotten more publicity out of her non-acting storylines than her acting ones than Jolie? (what was her last movie? Mr and Mrs Smith? And before that? Was it that crappy one with Antoniooo?)
Rob Enderle
disclaimer: I worked about 12 years ago on a movie Jolie was in. Got to see her every day for almost a month, with and without makeup, so all you fanatics hallucinating about her looks can bite my chewy ass.
That's Angie's profile on this website's page. You can't even see her face ... just her lips, bust, hips, and hands and she's sexy as hell. In a bra and a slip. JUST A PROFILE, AND SHE'S SEXY AS HELL!! Don't hate ... appreciate.
^^goddamn, i am SOOOOOOOO tired of hearing that already!!! every chick in the world, no matter how boring and prude and modest, will say they'd turn dyke for AJ, or make a special point of mentioning they're a hetero chick. it was an annoying cliche by now- the only bigger cliche than this is a miss america pageant contestant answering "world peace"
October 21, 2006 1:21 AM
Just because it's a cliche, that doesn't make it any less true. And I'd still go gay for her.
I'm kind of wondering what makes her "great mom", that's a good one!
She bought a couple of kids (that other people take care of) and she had one with another person's husband. Where does the actual "mom"ing come into play?
oh! Her looks! I forgot! THAT does make you a GREAT mom, silly me!
Those of you who have been regular readers for a while know that Todd is not kidding. I really think he'd sell all of his belongings and his mother for a shot at one night with Angie...so no that comment wasn't tongue in cheek.
I agree that she's "hot" like skanky sex hot. I do NOT agree she is beautiful. She's "unique" and there are many many other women, superstars and normal, who are much more beautiful. Sophie Lauren is the perfect "foreign, exotic, HOT and beautiful" example.
Angie is a mediocre actress who plays crazy well (shocking) and anything else...pretty lame (mr and mrs smith was DREADFUL).
Just my two cents and no I'm not a super model (but I am hit on regularly when not out with my husband so i don't think I howl at the moon). But then again, I'm paid for my brains so i don't need to be the most beautiful woman who ever lived.
her kids won't care about that stuff when they grow up. they'll be too busy asking "mommy, why did daddy leave and go live with that beautiful young girl?"
alex koslov: "*her over the top, fake personality (first the crazy brother fucking nympho and then the saint)" See, that's the true sticking point for me. She's pretty hot although Monica Belluci and Lucy Liu beat her x1000 in my book. My thing is, she's such a fucking cornball in every interview I've ever seen and it makes her unattractive to me. She's the goth-chick in the back of your highschool class that cut herself for attention. Now she's grown up and I don't doubt that she means well with her charity work and I can't talk shit about her doing it, but she gets away with saying a lot of asinine shit like "we'll have to see what race works best with the other kids"(wtf?!?) for NO reason other than the fact that she's attractive. If she wasn't hot Todd would tear her a new one over her blackface film role and 3rd-world doll collection.
Angelina reminds me of Audrey 2 from Little Shop Of Horrors...not that I think she's ugly but she's sort of just an anomaly...a striking anomaly but sexy? Well, being that I'm a straight female my opinion probably isn't worth a whole lot but compared to someone like Raquel Welch (surprised she wasn't mentioned earlier) or Beyonce or countless others, she just doesn't measure up. She's very androgynous and maybe that's what guys are used to nowadays so they've adapted or something but meh.
87 Comments:
"Quite possibly the most beautiful woman who has ever lived"? Please. You can't be serious about that. Look at her for God's sake...
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
Jesus. That woman is fuckin' hot.
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
I'd go gay for her in a second. She is the hottest woman alive.
By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
It's the eyes. They just draw you in like a moth to a flame. Besides, we've seen enough of her tits that it will still take a few years to mentally process anyway.
By sam991, on 4:19 PM
"Quite possibly the most beautiful airbrush palette who has ever lived"
Fixed.
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
"Quite possibly the most beautiful woman who has ever lived"
PLUUUEEEZE. Not even top 5.
By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM
Moderators, please don't let this turn into another one of those "Team" threads where Aniston and Jolie fans fight over who's the most FUCKING PSYCHO.
Thank you.
By Anonymous, on 4:34 PM
" Not even top 5. "
ok...let's see your top 5 so i can have a good laugh.
By Anonymous, on 4:55 PM
Do you think that's her true motivation? I don't. I bet she has stretchmarks and saggy boobs.
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
not in the top 5? okay??? Jealous fucks! She is hot hot hot
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
4:57. u r fucking retarded. saggy boobs? have you seen her nude scenes? Jealous fuck! Stretchmarks? Every woman has some type of stretch mark near or around their tits. It's from weight gain/loss. Growth as a person you stupid fuck!
By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM
every woman in hollywierd wants her lips. some stupid fucks even state that they are fake. Pics of her as a child show the exact same lips she has now. Great eyes. Great bod.
By Anonymous, on 5:03 PM
She's too thin! Ya'll always talk about girls having no ass. Why is it not said for this one? She's got a great face, but a concave ass and monkey arms.
By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM
5:01 I think 4;57 was refering to the fact that she JUST HAD A KID. Have you seen her boobs and body since then?
She's getting older.
By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM
"Growth as a person you stupid fuck!"
Yeah, pft you could use some of that 5:01 What a retarded comment.
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
October 20, 2006 4:34 PM - Hey, you can always dream. But don't bet on it. Look around.
BTW She was quite hot, but "most beautiful woman who has ever lived"? Well, Todd is just being cheeky to get the 'debate' off to a rollicking start.
By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM
" Not even top 5. "
ok...let's see your top 5 so i can have a good laugh.
Audrey Hepburn
Grace Kelley
Liz Taylor
Ingrid Bergman
Isabella Rosellini
Elle Macpherson
Elizabeth Taylor
Aishwarya Rai
Catherine Zeta Zones
Katherine Hepburn
Eva Gardner
Catherine Deneuve
Rachael Hunter
Marilyn Monroe
I believe the statement was of all time. Not the last year. I am also going "head to head" at their prime.
By Anonymous, on 6:00 PM
HOTTEST WOMAN EVER BORN.
And I'm a straight female. She is the EPITOME of sexy all wrapped up in a beautiful package. YUM.
By Anonymous, on 6:06 PM
If I were her son, I'd have the family move to Georgia or Alabama, where I'm pretty sure it's legal to lick your mom's anus.
By J-Bird, on 6:24 PM
She's basically white trash's idea of 'sexy' and 'exotic'. That's why they creamed their pants when she hooked up with Brad Pitt, white trash's 'golden boy' (let's be honest).
By Anonymous, on 6:41 PM
There are enough nude pics of Angelina floating around the internet and the video store to last till the year 3000.
I can't imagine that her stopping with the nude scenes now will make a whit of difference. If she doesn't want her kids to see her nude they'll have to move to a Muslim country.
By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM
right on, j-bird!
even though she's not in my top 5
By Anonymous, on 6:47 PM
Angelina Jolie is in the Top One. God bless you Brad Pitt. You sir are my personal God.
By Anonymous, on 7:13 PM
(In their prime) I think you should add Cindy Crawford, Brooke Shields and Niki Taylor to the list. All were hotter than AJ in their prime.
By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM
True. Stopping now won't matter. Might as well flash those saggy boobs and the overkill of silly tattoos.
By Anonymous, on 7:20 PM
interestingly prudish comment coming from the supposedly maverick A.J. since when is *nudity* a bad thing, something to be ashamed of? what's next, some fundamentalist christian cult?
By Anonymous, on 7:40 PM
"It's the eyes. They just draw you in like a moth to a flame."
indeed. insanity tends to have that effect on people.
By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM
This site is the only place in the known universe where if you think Angelina is hot, you're "stupid", if you think Kate Hudson is hot, you're a "pedophile", and if you think Jessica Biel is hot, you're a "fag".
Apparently the rest of the world is populated by stupid pedophile faggots. And I'm one of them.
By Anonymous, on 8:04 PM
When did Angie get breast implants? She should consider implanting some meat into those straw like arms of hers. Those things remind me of ET.
And yes she's hot because we know she likes dick too much and is probably awesome in bed but as far as feminine beauty goes Angie loses.
By Anonymous, on 8:06 PM
Picture 4 is not Angelina, that woman has huge melons and a prettier face. Just compare it to the third photo.
By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM
I agreee she's a perfect example... of the "nuttier the sluttier" phenomenon.
By Anonymous, on 8:12 PM
The final pic in the set is just plain creepy. If I ever ran into an apparently rational, conscious woman with blood dripping out the side of her mouth, I would run like hell.
By Anonymous, on 9:03 PM
she does much better if it's a face competition only. while masturbating continuously during repeated viewings of Gia, i found it difficult to cum during the behindal nudity (frontal was no problem). so we're talking empirical research here, not just opinion.
By Anonymous, on 9:28 PM
she's hot because she does those slutty poses. pictures like the second from left in bottom row.... hell no thas not beautiful. shes not the "most beautiful"
true beauties are the ones like Aishwarya Rai
By Anonymous, on 9:29 PM
Because they're not related, I'm pretty sure Maddox is gonna have some serious Oedipus issues....
By Anonymous, on 9:41 PM
Because they're not related, I'm pretty sure Maddox is gonna have some serious Oedipus issues....
By Anonymous, on 9:42 PM
Audrey Hepburn - no
Grace Kelley - yes
Liz Taylor - no
Ingrid Bergman - no
Isabella Rosellini - no
Elle Macpherson - yes
Elizabeth Taylor - uh, no again
Aishwarya Rai - yes
Catherine Zeta Zones - yes
Katherine Hepburn - no
Catherine Deneuve - no
Rachael Hunter - no
Marilyn Monroe - no
pretty girls yes...but i'll only accept 4 on your list...may i submit for your consideration:
Sofia Loren
Jane Birkin
Uma Thurman
Monica Bellucci
Angelina Jolie is easily in the top 10.
By Anonymous, on 9:43 PM
Audrey Hepburn - no
Grace Kelley - yes
Liz Taylor - no
Ingrid Bergman - no
Isabella Rosellini - no
Elle Macpherson - yes
Elizabeth Taylor - uh, no again
Aishwarya Rai - yes
Catherine Zeta Zones - yes
Katherine Hepburn - no
Catherine Deneuve - no
Rachael Hunter - no
Marilyn Monroe - no
pretty girls yes...but i'll only accept 4 on your list...may i submit for your consideration:
Sofia Loren
Jane Birkin
Uma Thurman
Monica Bellucci
Angelina Jolie is easily in the top 10.
By Anonymous, on 9:43 PM
Quite possibly the most beautiful woman who has ever lived
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA surely you jest!!!! she doesn't even look good nude, for god's sake
By Anonymous, on 10:31 PM
I wonder what Brad thinks about the huge Billy Bob tattoo on her left arm.
By Anonymous, on 10:44 PM
The problem is that Angelina no longer really looks like any of these photos. None of these are recent and her face is not this flawless. At least, not anymore. She's starting to look more like the father she so hates everyday, that must drive her mad ...
By Anonymous, on 11:30 PM
the tatoos disqualify her from all consideration. from the neck down she's a skinny truck driver with boobs.
By Anonymous, on 11:37 PM
Anonymous said...
I'd go gay for her in a second. She is the hottest woman alive.
October 20, 2006 4:05 PM
Anonymous said...
HOTTEST WOMAN EVER BORN.
And I'm a straight female.
^^goddamn, i am SOOOOOOOO tired of hearing that already!!! every chick in the world, no matter how boring and prude and modest, will say they'd turn dyke for AJ, or make a special point of mentioning they're a hetero chick. it was an annoying cliche by now- the only bigger cliche than this is a miss america pageant contestant answering "world peace"
By Anonymous, on 1:21 AM
yeah, she;s pretty enough but her looks have been so worshipped and played out and whatever that its just meaningless at this point
By Anonymous, on 1:22 AM
Hey there Todd or Jenny: I just moved up to IE7 and a large portion of the type on your site has gone into large typeface except for the first story on Angelina - is it me or you? Also: It is VERY difficult to get the "Comments" box to load - takes quite a few clicks - but it has always pretty much been that way but even worse of late...what's up? Slow server? By the way: GREAT site!
By Anonymous, on 7:20 AM
Whew. Well, I think it's great that some people don't think she's amazingly beautiful. Leaves them out. I'm a straight woman and I'd do her in a heartbeat. And videotape it. And make copies. And watch it all the time. She's amazingly hot. Good God.
By Anonymous, on 8:21 AM
Well, I gguess i am now obligated to list all her flaws. Before I start let me just mention that dont judge her by pix from pghotoshoots. She's photoshopped like hell there:
*veiny
*too skinny (strange unproportional legs and arms)
*no butt whatsoever
*bulging eyes
*sunken cheeks
*an unhealthy yellowish skin tone
*permentaly chapped lips that look like an anus
*a wordrobe that would make any soccer mom proud (a huge variety of black, grey, and beige tank tops and t-shirts)
*her over the top, fake personality (first the crazy brother fucking nympho and then the saint)
anynone has anything to add?
and also Kate Beckinsale, Kim Noval, Ava Gardner, Lauren Bacull and others make AJ look like a flea infested, diseased dog.
By alex kozlov, on 8:33 AM
Sorry, she's a filthy whore in my mind. She ran off with another woman's husband. She slutted for a guy named Billy Bob and like a cheap tramp, wore a vial of his blood around her neck and tatooed her flesh with his name.
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
Am I the only one who is sick of this carp-lipped freak? She jumped the shark about 2 years ago. And what's up with that last pic? Her lips are all gnarled up and craggy. Yuck.
By metro, on 1:42 PM
she's definitely one of the hottest celebrity alive but one of the most beautiful? not sure.
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
I think Todd was joking, but then again, maybe he's not. She does have a big rack, but her legs look like sticks. Her eyes and mouth are probably her best feature. And she is way hotter than the other chick, whoever she is...
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
Amen, Alex Kozlov! You read my mind!
By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
Anonymous said... October 21, 2006 8:21 AM she's amazingly beautiful. Leaves them out. I'm a straight woman and I'd do her in a heartbeat.
see? keep on proving my point there, miss america
By Anonymous, on 10:40 PM
Sorry, she's a filthy whore in my mind. She ran off with another woman's husband. She slutted for a guy named Billy Bob and like a cheap tramp, wore a vial of his blood around her neck and tatooed her flesh with his name.
^38 year old fat mormon who has never experienced "second base", let alone actual sex. It's ok sugar tits, maybe some day you'll convince (trap) a man into marrying you and pop out a few. Until then, shut the fuck up and go watch your Friends DVD.
By Anonymous, on 11:51 PM
Umm, I think I would rather use the world enigmatic to describe her. I personally think she is gorgeous, but most beautiful ever? I don't know.
I agree there have been some past actresses (like Grace Kelly, Liz Taylor, et al) who were also insanely beautiful, but there were also different types of beautiful. You know, girl next door, femme fatale, dark and mysterious, blonde and angelic, etc.
By Li, on 12:36 AM
Compared to Jennifer Aniston (the Clown-Faced Girl), yes Angelina Jolie is quite beautiful.
Compared to Jessica Biel she is
chopped liver. Overexposed till were sick of her chopped liver.
I'm a straight chick and I'd rub myself all over JB. I'd be afraid of impaling myself on AJ's elbows or knees.
By Anonymous, on 12:51 AM
October 21, 2006 1:21 AM
^^goddamn, i am SOOOOOOOO tired of hearing that already!!! every chick in the world, no matter how boring and prude and modest, will say they'd turn dyke for AJ, or make a special point of mentioning they're a hetero chick. it was an annoying cliche by now- the only bigger cliche than this is a miss america pageant contestant answering "world peace"
Yes, I know what you mean. I'm a bisexual woman and I wouldn't do her! My tastes tend to sway to the unique, rather than every mainstream ideal spliced into eachother.
By Anonymous, on 5:07 AM
Right, right. Anyone who doesn't like Jolie is an Aniston fan.
Sorry. Forgot to read the script.
By Anonymous, on 6:12 AM
Well, at least we know one thing is for sure. She's a Helluva lot better looking and prettier than that Fugly Maniston woman Brad Pitt left to be with.
By the way, don't you find it interesting that with all the hoopla over Shiloh's birth -- before and after, they it was always referred to as highly anticipated because of the good looks of both parents.
Somehow, I don't think if he had stayed with Maniston and her fugly mug, that there would have been that prior and subsequent hype over how an offspring of two celebs would look.
Wonder why? They would have been praying that if it was an offspring between Brad and big nose, ugly chin Maniston, everyone would pray that the kid -- female or male, would look like Pitt.
In any case, we all know who is not on the real beautiful list. And it sure ain't Maniston.
By Anonymous, on 7:31 AM
I'm sure glad everyone who thinks Angie is ugly are all hot people in their own right ... I mean it couldn't be sad delusional idiots that are just annoyed no one wants to see them dressed much less naked.
Angelina might not be the most beautiful woman but she's easily very beautiful and not just on the outside but on the inside. I'd like to see anyone here do half as much as she has done for other people in the world .. atleast she's not some self-centered prick like everyone else in Hollywood ...
By Anonymous, on 7:45 AM
Lest I remind you of the "before they were stars" photos of Angelina Jolie, Todd.
By Anonymous, on 8:20 AM
Oct 20, 5:01pm said: .... "Growth as a person you stupid fuck!"
Um, growth as a person or more PR? She's been there done that and is probably just tired of being a stupid whore on camera, so she's trying to be deep now. Actresses do this all the time. "Oh I want to be taken seriously, so I'll strip". A week later "oh I want to be taken seriously, so I won't strip". Now she's just find a new way to say that . . . "oh my kids will be embarrassed".
By Anonymous, on 8:25 AM
Let's not confuse "hot" with "beautiful". Certainly she is "hot", but "hot" also could mean "raging full of VDs" or something.
I'm actually surprised that she hadn't rendered herself infertile with all that sweet love she gave to her brother, to that walking hill-billy skeletor, BillyBob and to the 1000s of other freaks around the globe.
By Anonymous, on 8:31 AM
she would be hotter without her tall lanky frame... she has no curves, no womanliness. and her lips... oh my god, her lips are godawful. ugly as fuck. they scare me.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
oh, please, now that she has kids nudity is a bad thing?? funny it didnt matter her when she was getting PAID to do it..and didnt care about her bits and pieces all over the net..just the cash. now she is all 'im the mommy and i have to be good'?? ala madonna right?? cant unring the bell sister. did she ever give billy bob back his vile of blood??
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
Anon 11:51...
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Love it! Seriously, people love juding her by her actions and not by her looks because they can't find anything wrong with her.
They're the minority on the subject so whatev.
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
This site is the only place in the known universe where if you think Angelina is hot, you're "stupid", if you think Kate Hudson is hot, you're a "pedophile", and if you think Jessica Biel is hot, you're a "fag".
Apparently the rest of the world is populated by stupid pedophile faggots. And I'm one of them.
October 20, 2006 8:04 PM
I second that. Most of the comments on this site are by overweight IT professionals in their 30s who live in their parents' basement. Go get a girlfriend instead of fantasizing about women on the internet! Then you can talk about women with some actual first hand knowledge. Until then, it's all like "blah blah blah she has no tits", "blah blah bleh her tits are too big and fake", "blah blah blah she's to skinny", "blah blah she's too fat", "blah bleh she's too strong and fit for me" and on and on.
Oh. Sorry. Just realized that it's impossible for many IT guys in their 30s to get dates because of lack of social skills and 'cause they all have bodies like Dilbert. Sorry.
By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM
Before this whole Brad Pitt media blitz with Maniston and Jolie, those two were already overrated.
Since then, she has moved in another stratosphere, sure, she was helped with some carefully chosen surgeries but she was always what people called 'exotic', that grey region where a girl isnt necessarily good looking but is intriguing enough to be memorable.
Jolie is exotic ... but then so are trannies.
Maniston has nice hair but Photoshop those strands out and you have a manly man's face.
But hell, this is an industry where George Clooney;s body of work is actually celebrated. (My mother called George this generations Warren Beatty who career was also feted and has been in much more bombs than hits and more known for being the number one lay in Hollyweird).
Fame makes people more beautiful (if the Stones were slinging burgers, would any of them ever have gotten laid?) than
they really are.
And which female star has gotten more publicity out of her non-acting storylines than her acting ones than Jolie?
(what was her last movie? Mr and Mrs Smith? And before that? Was it that crappy one with Antoniooo?)
Rob Enderle
disclaimer: I worked about 12 years ago on a movie Jolie was in. Got to see her every day for almost a month, with and without makeup, so all you fanatics hallucinating about her looks can bite my chewy ass.
By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM
That's Angie's profile on this website's page. You can't even see her face ... just her lips, bust, hips, and hands and she's sexy as hell. In a bra and a slip.
JUST A PROFILE, AND SHE'S SEXY AS HELL!! Don't hate ... appreciate.
By Anonymous, on 7:39 PM
^^goddamn, i am SOOOOOOOO tired of hearing that already!!! every chick in the world, no matter how boring and prude and modest, will say they'd turn dyke for AJ, or make a special point of mentioning they're a hetero chick. it was an annoying cliche by now- the only bigger cliche than this is a miss america pageant contestant answering "world peace"
October 21, 2006 1:21 AM
Just because it's a cliche, that doesn't make it any less true. And I'd still go gay for her.
By Anonymous, on 8:57 PM
I'm kind of wondering what makes her "great mom", that's a good one!
She bought a couple of kids (that other people take care of) and she had one with another person's husband. Where does the actual "mom"ing come into play?
oh! Her looks! I forgot! THAT does make you a GREAT mom, silly me!
By Anonymous, on 9:56 PM
I'm a bisexual chick and I would not tap that. Unless it was with my car.
Vroom.
By Anonymous, on 5:23 AM
Will her kids be embarrass when the find out their mother is a carpet muncher?
By Anonymous, on 6:35 AM
Why does this fuck up world love people for just being beautiful.
By Anonymous, on 6:41 AM
LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!! Beautiful
By Anonymous, on 7:07 AM
Jolie is exotic ... but then so are trannies.
that juxtaposition has given me the hardest erection of my life
By Anonymous, on 8:45 AM
1. Vivien Leigh
2. Marilyn Monroe
3. Cate Blanchet
4. Kate Winslet
5. Audrey Hepburn
102. Angelina Jolie
7348949. Jennifer Aniston
By quinnies, on 9:55 AM
Those big hemorrhoid lips of hers really kind of gross me out. Get that woman a tube of Preparation H and an inflatable donut to rest her face on.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
Those of you who have been regular readers for a while know that Todd is not kidding. I really think he'd sell all of his belongings and his mother for a shot at one night with Angie...so no that comment wasn't tongue in cheek.
I agree that she's "hot" like skanky sex hot. I do NOT agree she is beautiful. She's "unique" and there are many many other women, superstars and normal, who are much more beautiful. Sophie Lauren is the perfect "foreign, exotic, HOT and beautiful" example.
Angie is a mediocre actress who plays crazy well (shocking) and anything else...pretty lame (mr and mrs smith was DREADFUL).
Just my two cents and no I'm not a super model (but I am hit on regularly when not out with my husband so i don't think I howl at the moon). But then again, I'm paid for my brains so i don't need to be the most beautiful woman who ever lived.
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
I heart 5:23
LOL!
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
I guess Angelina forgot about all the nude and sex scenes she did prior to having kids. Now, she wants to be a "mommy-type?"
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
Sofia Vergara is hot and beautiful. Angelina is shit compared to her.
By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM
her old movies will still be around so her kids are gonna see it.but i understand why shes change.but i have to admit that i miss the old angelina.
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
her kids won't care about that stuff when they grow up. they'll be too busy asking "mommy, why did daddy leave and go live with that beautiful young girl?"
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
alex koslov:
"*her over the top, fake personality (first the crazy brother fucking nympho and then the saint)"
See, that's the true sticking point for me. She's pretty hot although Monica Belluci and Lucy Liu beat her x1000 in my book. My thing is, she's such a fucking cornball in every interview I've ever seen and it makes her unattractive to me. She's the goth-chick in the back of your highschool class that cut herself for attention. Now she's grown up and I don't doubt that she means well with her charity work and I can't talk shit about her doing it, but she gets away with saying a lot of asinine shit like "we'll have to see what race works best with the other kids"(wtf?!?) for NO reason other than the fact that she's attractive. If she wasn't hot Todd would tear her a new one over her blackface film role and 3rd-world doll collection.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
^ Lucy Liu, LMFAO!
Yeah, 4 foot tall Chinese chicks with freckles and no tits are so much hotter than Angelina Jolie.
Your view on that is quite slanted, no pun intended.
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
Angelina reminds me of Audrey 2 from Little Shop Of Horrors...not that I think she's ugly but she's sort of just an anomaly...a striking anomaly but sexy? Well, being that I'm a straight female my opinion probably isn't worth a whole lot but compared to someone like Raquel Welch (surprised she wasn't mentioned earlier) or Beyonce or countless others, she just doesn't measure up. She's very androgynous and maybe that's what guys are used to nowadays so they've adapted or something but meh.
By Anonymous, on 10:27 PM
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