I like the Enquirer but they're really reaching with this one. Like Angie would fucking care! That girl probably had sex with more people than he did before they hooked up.
brad's hot enough to fuck whomever he wants. the chicks just need to eat it and keep quiet, or he'll leave. they know that's the deal before they get together.
this might be slightly off-topic, but the great thing about anal sex is that look on her face when you first go in. once you've been with a chick for awhile, and she starts to get annoying, it's about the only thing you have to look forward to.
And if I had a dime for every couple I've met where the woman thinks her guy is cheating, freezes him out of the bedroom so the guy goes looking for nookie elsewhere, he gets caught, she says "AHA! I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME!" and they file for divorce (which is pretty much how Brad's marriage to Jen went down) then I'd have enough money not to get out of bed before noon every day for the rest of my life.
What do they call that again? Self Fulfilling Prophecy? Something like that.
And by the way, since I've always wondered, I once read an article somewhere on Angie where she said she satisfied her sexual needs by meeting up with a secret paramour every once in a while in a hotel. It was post-Maddox and pre-Brad. I've always wondered if it WAS Brad. Anyone else read that article?
think the secret paramour might have been Johnnie Lee Miller, AJ's first (or second?) husband. Of course, there was that Asian lesbian too, so, yeah, could be anyone, pretty much.
Vigilante, I read that somewhere too; but I thought that she had many bed buddies, not just one. Did this tryst happen many years ago since Brad has gone from one woman to another with no breaks in between? I mean really when could he have done it unless it was before he was famous, which makes more sense. Otherwise he cheated on someone besides Aniston.
Head aside, don't think about the head for a moment ... Aniston does have a better body than bony Jolie does.
I can see Angelina doing more than missionary at first, and then resorting back to missionary once she gets comfortable, as they do. So he has what he had, missionary with a better head.
Jennifer Aniston is a really unattractive person in private. I worked for Brad and her for a little while as a personal assistant when they were filming in my town. Jennifer just walked around unshowered while chain smoking and drinking coffee all day. Brad would try to get her to clean up and go places with him, but she'd refuse to go and just hung out in her bedroom watching t.v.
Yes! Shield Shiloh from the horror - the HORROR! - of Brad Pitt: User of...hookers!!!
Hey! I want to go on record right now: Should I ever hit the big Hollywood jackpot I will be on the client list of every hooker in Southern California - from the most $$$ expensive pros to the lowliest, Hugh Grant-favored, streetwalker. Let's remove the stigma here people! Let's be up front and brave about this lifestyle choice! If I'm Brad and I have disposable income like that you think I'm going to use MY hand?!
Could be Johnnie Lee Miller, or anyone really. I think it was around the time she and Colin Farrell did Alexander. And then there was Colin's little sexcapade video and I thought it might've been him. But it could have been the bell boy for all I know!
(Some of those young guys are hawt. But not as hawt as Blingy Washington.)
I'm calling bullshit. Brad Pitt does not need to pay money for sex. All he needs to do is stand in a hotel lobby and take his shirt off and he's pretty much laid already.
Celebs use hookers not for the sex but for the ease, privacy and discretion they offer (for a few years at least). Not something you'll get with members of the public; and certainly not with the drooling, rabid fans who camp outside his hotels n shit.
Don't you "Team Aniston"/"Team Jolie" idiots ever get bored with writing the same bullshit everywhere? Are any of you at all aware that you're insane? Do any of you know that Angelina/Brad/Jennifer don't read your bullshit?
The time for these fools to venerate themselves is coming to an end. Instead of kneeling to these self-annointed gods of style and culture, the likes of Brad Pitt and Jolie should be looked at with scorn for they walk this earth without honor, without decency, without true moral purpose. They are heinous symbols of self indulgence. May they live in self-inflicted mysery and may fate bring them both a well deserved premature death. I would like to see Pitt eaten by an alligator and Jolie strangled by some African snake. Both would be delicious. One can dream, yes?
man you know the most beautiful people can have the most problems. how do you know he didnt do something like this. he probably felt really empty and was sick of random hoes (excuse the pun) throwing themselves at him so he figures he might as well just pay for an anonymous encounter with a real hooker and get it over and done with.
i doubt Holie is a missionary chick, she must want to put on a performance and be unconventional. so i bet they have sex infrequently, but when they do it's kinky. and brad's dirty little secret is that the way it worked out, he gives head much more often then he receives it, big lips or no big lips.
Overly sexual chicks are bad lays. It's just a fact- they're putting it out there for attention from an audience, not from an individual. Madonna ain't nothing to write home about according to people who have been with her, but she can sex it up onstage in front of the whole world like no ones business.
Jolie is just the same- giving the O-face and the b*tch-in-heat looks in all her photoshoots- but you know when she went to a sex shop in England last year they said all she bought was lingerie and a couple of books on massage. How kinky is that? Pfft. She's nothing but talk.
48 Comments:
4-alarms, brad and paris, hottest couple ever!
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
Yeah, "hottest" meaning it burns when you pee after you fuck Paris Hilton.
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
I like the Enquirer but they're really reaching with this one. Like Angie would fucking care! That girl probably had sex with more people than he did before they hooked up.
By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
Can you blame her? who would want to sleep with someone who had their dick in a hooker? Nasty.
Of course, too late now...
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
angie will totally care. underneath her carefully managed PR, she's still the same angry unstable neurotic chick she's always been.
By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM
i'm more interested in the Clay Aiken & Pee Wee story!! Those guys are hip!
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
^ The odds are pretty good men you know and have had sex with before have had sex with hookers before, or at least gotten a blowjob from one.
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
brad's hot enough to fuck whomever he wants. the chicks just need to eat it and keep quiet, or he'll leave. they know that's the deal before they get together.
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
considering how many women would pay 500$ to fuck brad pitt, the hookers credibility is close to nil.
anyway, even if it were true, who gives a fuck? he wasnt with her at the time, and everyone gets horny.
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
change it to "black men you know" and i'd agree
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
anonymous (ii) - you too?
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
You know Angie loves Shiloh more than those other kids.
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
if you gave Angie truth serum she'd admit that compared with Shiloh, the other ones seem like troll dolls
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
LOL! I agree, the Clay Aiken & Pee Wee photo is funny as hell! Damn twins. I never noticed that before.
So brad screwed a hooker, so. Angelina is just like a hooker, only free.
By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM
this might be slightly off-topic, but the great thing about anal sex is that look on her face when you first go in. once you've been with a chick for awhile, and she starts to get annoying, it's about the only thing you have to look forward to.
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
Yeah, one day Angie will run off with just Shiloh. She'll decide she wants more "me" time. It's coming. Poor kids.
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
I don't think Brad Pitt is that good looking.
And if I had a dime for every couple I've met where the woman thinks her guy is cheating, freezes him out of the bedroom so the guy goes looking for nookie elsewhere, he gets caught, she says "AHA! I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME!" and they file for divorce (which is pretty much how Brad's marriage to Jen went down) then I'd have enough money not to get out of bed before noon every day for the rest of my life.
What do they call that again? Self Fulfilling Prophecy? Something like that.
And by the way, since I've always wondered, I once read an article somewhere on Angie where she said she satisfied her sexual needs by meeting up with a secret paramour every once in a while in a hotel. It was post-Maddox and pre-Brad. I've always wondered if it WAS Brad. Anyone else read that article?
By Vigilante, on 3:10 PM
Sorry, Angelina isn't free. Brad's paying for it with his life.
And his soul.
A deal with the devil himself.
Besides, if Brad Pitt has to pay $500 to get off, then what chance do the rest of us have? Oh yeah, I've got five answers right here in my hand.
By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
Anyone that was with that frigid Aniston would have to go look elsewhere for some decent sex. Missionary can only hold your attention for so long.
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
vig -
think the secret paramour might have been Johnnie Lee Miller, AJ's first (or second?) husband. Of course, there was that Asian lesbian too, so, yeah, could be anyone, pretty much.
By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
It was nice of the hooker not to mention Brad's towering 4 inches of pink steel.
By zelig, on 4:07 PM
Vigilante, I read that somewhere too; but I thought that she had many bed buddies, not just one.
Did this tryst happen many years ago since Brad has gone from one woman to another with no breaks in between? I mean really when could he have done it unless it was before he was famous, which makes more sense. Otherwise he cheated on someone besides Aniston.
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
Head aside, don't think about the head for a moment ... Aniston does have a better body than bony Jolie does.
I can see Angelina doing more than missionary at first, and then resorting back to missionary once she gets comfortable, as they do. So he has what he had, missionary with a better head.
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
Jennifer Aniston is a really unattractive person in private. I worked for Brad and her for a little while as a personal assistant when they were filming in my town. Jennifer just walked around unshowered while chain smoking and drinking coffee all day. Brad would try to get her to clean up and go places with him, but she'd refuse to go and just hung out in her bedroom watching t.v.
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
^ Disgusting. Jennifer Aniston must have the worst breath ever. YUCK.
By Anonymous, on 4:29 PM
Yes! Shield Shiloh from the horror - the HORROR! - of Brad Pitt: User of...hookers!!!
Hey! I want to go on record right now: Should I ever hit the big Hollywood jackpot I will be on the client list of every hooker in Southern California - from the most $$$ expensive pros to the lowliest, Hugh Grant-favored, streetwalker. Let's remove the stigma here people! Let's be up front and brave about this lifestyle choice! If I'm Brad and I have disposable income like that you think I'm going to use MY hand?!
By Anonymous, on 4:29 PM
He fucks a hooker every day, but she's famous and adopts kids so no one cares.
By Anonymous, on 4:31 PM
Could be Johnnie Lee Miller, or anyone really. I think it was around the time she and Colin Farrell did Alexander. And then there was Colin's little sexcapade video and I thought it might've been him. But it could have been the bell boy for all I know!
(Some of those young guys are hawt. But not as hawt as Blingy Washington.)
By Vigilante, on 4:36 PM
Angelina looks like the chronically unshowered too though, all those pictures up there, no shower to speak of.
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
I'm calling bullshit. Brad Pitt does not need to pay money for sex. All he needs to do is stand in a hotel lobby and take his shirt off and he's pretty much laid already.
By sam991, on 4:53 PM
sam991 -
Celebs use hookers not for the sex but for the ease, privacy and discretion they offer (for a few years at least). Not something you'll get with members of the public; and certainly not with the drooling, rabid fans who camp outside his hotels n shit.
By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
It probably felt like he was fucking a virgin compared to AJ's vagina.
By Anonymous, on 6:21 PM
Don't you "Team Aniston"/"Team Jolie" idiots ever get bored with writing the same bullshit everywhere? Are any of you at all aware that you're insane? Do any of you know that Angelina/Brad/Jennifer don't read your bullshit?
You're fucking nutcases.
By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM
I'm on "Team Hooker". Just waiting for the T-shirts to come out...
By Anonymous, on 7:02 PM
Well anything is better than fucking frigid and barren Maniston. Oh and lucky lucky hooker.
By Anonymous, on 7:07 PM
"Team Hooker". LOL!
By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM
The time for these fools to venerate themselves is coming to an end. Instead of kneeling to these self-annointed gods of style and culture, the likes of Brad Pitt and Jolie should be looked at with scorn for they walk this earth without honor, without decency, without true moral purpose. They are heinous symbols of self indulgence. May they live in self-inflicted mysery and may fate bring them both a well deserved premature death. I would like to see Pitt eaten by an alligator and Jolie strangled by some African snake. Both would be delicious. One can dream, yes?
By Anonymous, on 8:28 PM
500 dollars??? Wow! For Brad, that's a hell of a bargain.
By dino, on 8:30 PM
How about Angie and Brad for 2008...
http://marketspace.goodstorm.com/item/runningmates/angelina_brad_2008
By Anonymous, on 8:35 PM
man you know the most beautiful people can have the most problems. how do you know he didnt do something like this. he probably felt really empty and was sick of random hoes (excuse the pun) throwing themselves at him so he figures he might as well just pay for an anonymous encounter with a real hooker and get it over and done with.
By Anonymous, on 9:49 PM
and "he just wanted to get off."
silly me! i thought that's what prostitutes were for.
By Anonymous, on 1:43 AM
Angie had sex with Billy Bob many times and they practically screwed on the red carpet so if anyone should've gone ape shit, it's Brad.
By Anonymous, on 8:06 AM
With her past sexual escapades, I doubt she'll bitch him out for his. Compare notes, sure. Bitch him out, doubtful.
By Joi, on 8:58 AM
To October 24, 2006 8:28 PM:
Dude, lighten up. It's gossip. Don't take it so seriously.
By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM
i doubt Holie is a missionary chick, she must want to put on a performance and be unconventional. so i bet they have sex infrequently, but when they do it's kinky. and brad's dirty little secret is that the way it worked out, he gives head much more often then he receives it, big lips or no big lips.
By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
these comments are utterly idiotic
By Anonymous, on 10:32 PM
Brad and a dirty hooker? Yeah sure why not?
By Anonymous, on 12:28 AM
Overly sexual chicks are bad lays. It's just a fact- they're putting it out there for attention from an audience, not from an individual. Madonna ain't nothing to write home about according to people who have been with her, but she can sex it up onstage in front of the whole world like no ones business.
Jolie is just the same- giving the O-face and the b*tch-in-heat looks in all her photoshoots- but you know when she went to a sex shop in England last year they said all she bought was lingerie and a couple of books on massage. How kinky is that? Pfft. She's nothing but talk.
By Anonymous, on 11:15 PM
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