Monica Bellucci is prime tail. I really enjoyed how her ( o )( o ) boobs were hanging out through the whole movie (tears of the sun). Now thats jungle love.
Hey Monica you look a little uneven there, if you're going to wear a dress that pushes up your boobs... Make sure it pushes up both, not just the one...
that red dress deserves a medal for its valiant attempts at holding her together, and keeping the flabalanche from overflowing its banks (barely). that's how you can tell she's old - hot in the dress, naked's a mess.
Hey 8:17 - KISS OUR COLLECTIVE ASSES! We relish the pain, suffering, and idiotness of all those posted about here. We pick and choose who to love and who to hate at our whimsy. We thought Brandon Davis was gross and oily when he called stank-taint Lohan a firecrotch. But we also thought that shit was 100% on the money. So, since it is an apt description of her nether regions (as we've seen), we do and will continue to call her firecrotch. It is not "echoed mindlessly" as you state, but with purpose. And we also LOVE that Brandon Davis is broke. Love it, love it, LOVE IT! So anyway, get off your high horse, chucklefuck.
For a 44 year old woman, she looks pretty damn good. Compare that to how Jessica Simpson looks at 26 and she looks fucking awesome. I challenge any woman over 30 to post their picture here and no doubt Monica will look better. The only person I can think of that has aged better is Lucy Liu.
I hope there's a special place in Hell for both Brandon Davis and Joe Francis. In fact, I hope it's a place where they have to dip their peckers in resin and broken glass and are forced to sodomize each other while Slim Whitman's "Indian Love Call" is playing in the background on an endless loop.
She is pretty but what's with the lopsided tits? Every picture they are lopsided. I really wish the chicks would start using their money to get decent boob jobs.
gravity's starting to get the uppper hand but she's amazing for her age. i bet her daughter has lots of invitations for playdates (with the dads attending, of course).
I know why her rack is lopsided. She's wearing a corset. When she leans to one side and pushes her hip up the boning pushes her boobie up on that side.
Either that or one tit is trying to escape. It's had enough of her face hogging the limelight.
i would take her home, get on the bed with her on top, take a really deep breath, and then tell her to take off the corset. maybe i'd have a snorkle handy.
Dear anonymous, I just read anonymous' five lines of commentary and found them to be both amusing and erudite. More people than you think have the attention span to read four or five lines of commentary; and since you don't, you won't understand what I mean when I suggest that you put in your online application to the Chucklefuck Club. Ergo, it follows that I do, in fact, give a rat's pooper. I <3 Coffee! PufnStuf for Mayor!
33 Comments:
that's funny
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
If he needs some extra cash he could do some Crisco endorsements.
By What ho!, on 4:52 PM
Guess who's laughing now, fat boy!
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
bla ha ha ha. greasy, fat AND busted. nice karma, asshole.
By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM
Thank you for not posting pics of him. He's walking birthcontrol. Pictures of Brandon Davis have the power to make women enter menopause prematurely.
By Anonymous, on 5:03 PM
more pathetic than the fact that he's bouncing checks is the fact that he had to borrow money from slimebag joe francis. looooo-zer.
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
Monica Bellucci is prime tail. I really enjoyed how her ( o )( o )
boobs were hanging out through the whole movie (tears of the sun). Now thats jungle love.
By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM
I love that dress and necklace and wish I had those boobies. :)
By girl, on 5:25 PM
Hey Monica you look a little uneven there, if you're going to wear a dress that pushes up your boobs... Make sure it pushes up both, not just the one...
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
face-wise, she looks a bit haggard.
By Anonymous, on 5:45 PM
Oh please, please, please, God, let this story be true.
Hey, fat-fuck!! Maybe if you ask Lindsay really, really nicely, she'll loan you some money so you can pay your rent this month.
By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM
FUCK YOU, Brandon
By parissucksliterally, on 7:24 PM
that red dress deserves a medal for its valiant attempts at holding her together, and keeping the flabalanche from overflowing its banks (barely). that's how you can tell she's old - hot in the dress, naked's a mess.
By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM
karma.
By Anonymous, on 7:53 PM
Karma's a bitch, SUCKA!!! I can now sleep....!
By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM
Damn Monica's gorgeous - and I'm female. Phoah!
Brandon - a walking posterboy for euthanasia...
By Smartie, on 8:04 PM
i love all the "karma" people. how many times has "firecrotch" been echoed mindlessly here?
By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM
Hey 8:17 - KISS OUR COLLECTIVE ASSES! We relish the pain, suffering, and idiotness of all those posted about here. We pick and choose who to love and who to hate at our whimsy. We thought Brandon Davis was gross and oily when he called stank-taint Lohan a firecrotch. But we also thought that shit was 100% on the money. So, since it is an apt description of her nether regions (as we've seen), we do and will continue to call her firecrotch. It is not "echoed mindlessly" as you state, but with purpose. And we also LOVE that Brandon Davis is broke. Love it, love it, LOVE IT! So anyway, get off your high horse, chucklefuck.
By Anonymous, on 9:08 PM
learn about karma
By Anonymous, on 9:09 PM
Some people should realize no one reads comments more than 4-5 lines. Save your breath, hon. No one gives a rat's pooper.
By Anonymous, on 9:18 PM
face-wise, she looks a bit haggard
For a 44 year old woman, she looks pretty damn good. Compare that to how Jessica Simpson looks at 26 and she looks fucking awesome. I challenge any woman over 30 to post their picture here and no doubt Monica will look better. The only person I can think of that has aged better is Lucy Liu.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 PM
I hope there's a special place in Hell for both Brandon Davis and Joe Francis. In fact, I hope it's a place where they have to dip their peckers in resin and broken glass and are forced to sodomize each other while Slim Whitman's "Indian Love Call" is playing in the background on an endless loop.
By jeditemple, on 10:31 PM
@ jeditemple: Great. Now I'm horny. Look what you've done!
By Anonymous, on 11:32 PM
She is pretty but what's with the lopsided tits? Every picture they are lopsided. I really wish the chicks would start using their money to get decent boob jobs.
By Anonymous, on 6:37 AM
anon 6:37, she doesn't have a fake tits, they are lopsided b/c they are being squeezed together and usually one of them pokes out more than the other.
but she doesn't have fake boobies, she's Italian, and Italian girls have the best boobies.
By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM
She's gorgeous, period. It doesn't matter the age.
By Anonymous, on 8:45 AM
gravity's starting to get the uppper hand but she's amazing for her age. i bet her daughter has lots of invitations for playdates (with the dads attending, of course).
By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM
Oooh, ooooh, oooh! (In my best Horshack voice).
I know why her rack is lopsided. She's wearing a corset. When she leans to one side and pushes her hip up the boning pushes her boobie up on that side.
Either that or one tit is trying to escape. It's had enough of her face hogging the limelight.
By Vigilante, on 9:39 AM
i would take her home, get on the bed with her on top, take a really deep breath, and then tell her to take off the corset. maybe i'd have a snorkle handy.
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
Dear anonymous, I just read anonymous' five lines of commentary and found them to be both amusing and erudite. More people than you think have the attention span to read four or five lines of commentary; and since you don't, you won't understand what I mean when I suggest that you put in your online application to the Chucklefuck Club. Ergo, it follows that I do, in fact, give a rat's pooper. I <3 Coffee! PufnStuf for Mayor!
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
i agree with anonymous, but more with anonymous, and defintely *not* with anonymous.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
Looks like someone learned the word 'chucklefuck' in homeroom today.
Chowderhead.
By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM
what a fag who never worked a day in his life
By Anonymous, on 8:18 PM
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