What is this, door to door album selling like candy bars in the 4th grade? Aren't people supposed to want to go out and get your album, not have to go door to door trying to sell something no one wants like a Jehovah's Witness?
I don't understand how the prize is to attend the cd release party, and it goes to the fan who helps sell the most copies...aren't copies only sold after it's released?
Imagine, it's his cd release party! Which means Shitney would be there, and well as the dumbass himself, plus anyone who thought a cd was a good idea...
I hope no one fools themselves into thinking this was due to anything other than massive amounts of plastic surgery. No wonder we haven't seen her since the kid was born.
Awww, come on people! Evry-buddy here in duh trailer park know bras ur only for speshal uh-casions. Like when Santa was gone and born. What's dat called uh-gain? Ya, Christmas. And for when your pappy gets outta jail.
Ain't nuthin' wrong with yer busums hangin' halfway between yer shoulders 'n yer crotch. S'Fashionable.
you know some white trash loser will use all of the money he earned selling crack to suburban wigga's to buy all of KFed's cds and win the so-called prize. Or maybe they WILL be selling door to door...most likely, it will be a relative of KFed like his creepy Dad who will be trying to convince you that his son has 'mad skillz'. I can't wait until these people go away...
jesus christ she has some orangutan titties. she good flip those hangers over her back. if she was to bend over...her nipples would get caught inbetween her toes.
she needs to borrow monica bellucci's corset, and rach-rach-rachet those zeppelins up above the mason-dixon line
LMAO! Jesus Christ on a bike, that's funny.
See, the girl is feeding Skillz Jr. right now, so those things aren't going away any time soon. Really, if you've never cranked out a kid you have no idea how big your hooters get, and they get EVEN BIGGER AFTER the kid pops out. As for not wearing a bra, well, the bastards do hurt a bit, and bras are a pain in the ass to try to feed a kid with, and we all KNOW that she WILL GET a complete overhaul eventually anyway, but yes. Let's get Playtex 18-Hour Technical Support on the horn, and pronto.
Ya know, though... I think for once in her life, Britney is playing it smart: Obviously she can't have a "lift" while she's breastfeeding, and if she's planning more Skillz Jr.s--or chips off any future blocks of untalented crap who glom onto her in the wake of her painful divorce because they are a standup guy who doesn't care about money or fame or even sneakers--well, she's probably worried that more surgery will render her boobies non-milkable. Hey, it happens.
So Britney is actually being REALLY SMART to hold off while Mini Skillz is at the milk bar. Oh. Wait. She still smokes. So does what's-his-untalented. That's not smart at all.
her hair is a mess, of course, and that sweater would be cute if it were a size smaller and worn with only a [very good] bra underneath, but overall, i am pleasantly surprised.
(i can't say shit about the sweater other than it's too big, because i f'ing love argyle.)
I just love how all of these you people were just a few mnths ago calling britney "fat" and "ugly" and now that she has lost some weight, everyone is like "wow she looks great".
After seeing what she looks like au natural, i don't think britney will ever be hot again. She still is ugly and will ALWAYS be white trash.
This has to be the lowest of lows. Begging "fans" to help sell this loser's CDs? What are they going to do? Have some poor smuck stand on a street corner hawking CDs? and whoever sells the most at the end of the day wins?
Sounds like Girl Scout cookies. Any artist with any pride would slit their wrists before subjecting themselves to this ultimate put down. Talk about your lack of faith in the product. BTW, the Girl Scout cookies would out sell his CD a thousand to one.
Overall I'd say she looks pretty decent given what she's been looking like the past year or so. But, again that's because she's a celebrity and can afford plastic surgery; why she didn't get the boob lift is beyond me. I really wish she'd stop appearing in public looking so horrible...she must know the paparazzi are waiting for her everywhere...with all that money just hire someone to do your hair and dress you! It's like a train wreck...can't stop watching her sad little life, no matter how hard you try...
She's still a fat piece of white trash. All the plastic surgery in the world cannot remove her classless redneck background. She is doomed to be a stain on American history, and all of her fans will look back at her undeserved popularity and laugh (think MC Hammer).
Her sweater, high collar, hair back, glasses, and lack of bra remind me of my old high school english teacher. I love that liberated sexy school teacher look.
You know this girl is originally the poster child for plastic surgery, she is all over celebrity plastic surgery.com! She had a nosejob, liposuction, 2 tummy tucks,and God knows what else. The question is who in hollywood hasn't had plastic surgery!?
no the hanging tits give her the lesbian english teacher, havent-had-a-cock-in-10-years look. which is a great thing, because all they want when they stray to the outtie side is merciless penetration. and then you have to leave. in other words, the perfect date.
I'm willing to bet that she had a C-Tuck. It's getting pretty popular even with non-celebs. You have a C-Section, they show you the baby, and while they've got you all semi-conscious and cut open, they knock you completely out and give you a tummy tuck right then and there.
I bet she didn't even request one. The doctor just did it out of pity. And while I can't go as far as to say "she looks great (let's face it, she doesn't compared to "Britney Classic")", it is an improvement. And any improvement, however slight, is a big plus for my poor abused retinas when I have to look at a picture of her skanky trashy ass.
At least if you won the sucky prize of hanging out with K-Fuck and his woman, you'd have a story to tell. And you could have a hidden camera to candidly record K-Fuck compromising himself and then blackmail him. That's good.
Maybe you could give K-Fuck's shoes to your dog to chew on.
As for the replica of K-Fuck's medallion??? The real one is probably plastic covered in foil. Or maybe its chocolate covered in foil. Mmmm mmmm.
Ok, are there any plastic surgeons on here? I am just curious how she could have had lipo and a tummy tuck on top of a newborn baby and look this good in 3 weeks?? Is that even possible? Shouldn't she be swollen if she did this through surgery? People need to remember she said she worked out through this entire 2nd pregnancy and she did look pretty good up until the last couple weeks of her pregnancy. People need to stop hating on her. She is damned if she does, and damned if she doesn't. As for the contest, this is not the first time an artist gives away such prizes to motivate sales. It isn't like this was the ingenius idea of Britney Spears.
Yeah, she's still fat and her tits hang down to her waist. what happened to the old britney? Oh yeah, k-fed impregnated her with two babies that'll grow up dummer than shit.
Puhleeze. She looks fantastic for someone who just gave birth, minus the horrible dye job and choice of outfit. No amount of tummy tucking & lipo is going to whip that bitch around that fast. Admit it, she's working out, taking care of herself, and she looks good. Good for Britney, anyway.
For those of you curios about the tummy tuck thing, a lot of women (especially celebs) who have a C-section go ahead and have a tummy tuck at the same time (ever notice how much thinner the C-section celebs look after giving birth?). When you have lipo, yes, you're swollen, but the docs make you wear compression clothes (if you get thigh lipo you would wear something on the order of really really thick medical pantyhose). Lipo and plastic surgery recovery is super-fast nowadays. Two weeks would do it. Some of you are saying that she hasn't had surgery. They WHY is she covered up head to toe in these pics? This is a woman who can't manage to cover up even during pregnancy and NOW she's wearing a turtleneck? She's bandaged up. I'd bet on it.
For those of you curios about the tummy tuck thing, a lot of women (especially celebs) who have a C-section go ahead and have a tummy tuck at the same time (ever notice how much thinner the C-section celebs look after giving birth?). When you have lipo, yes, you're swollen, but the docs make you wear compression clothes (if you get thigh lipo you would wear something on the order of really really thick medical pantyhose). Lipo and plastic surgery recovery is super-fast nowadays. Two weeks would do it. Some of you are saying that she hasn't had surgery. They WHY is she covered up head to toe in these pics? This is a woman who can't manage to cover up even during pregnancy and NOW she's wearing a turtleneck? She's bandaged up. I'd bet on it.
Wow actually I think your right Britney couldn't even be fully covered when she was prego and now she is supposely thin and she is wearing a turtle neck, long sleeves and jeans if she SUPPOSELY lost the weight from working out why isnt she wearing a cute skirt or a tank top or something and shows that yeah I did this by working out, but instead I think she did have lipo I mean who in their right mind would want to cover up after losing 26pds I would want to show it off, so she did have lipo surgery she is wearing undergarments to help with the swelling.....why did she do that?? she was such an inspiration to me now shes just another one of those celebs
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SHE'S BRINGIN' BRITNEY BACK!
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
The first prize should have been a wrestling match...
By Hottie Hottie, on 11:22 AM
No bra for those nasty, saggy tits and the dumb ho still can't wash or comb her hair before she goes out.
Same old slob.
By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM
She looks good to me. At least she's not a big fat pig anymore.
By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
i'd boink her in a lohanbeat
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
What is this, door to door album selling like candy bars in the 4th grade? Aren't people supposed to want to go out and get your album, not have to go door to door trying to sell something no one wants like a Jehovah's Witness?
By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
This time she is going to do it lose her weight to look good again
She's young she can do it with out lipo she looks great! You go girl.
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
I don't understand how the prize is to attend the cd release party, and it goes to the fan who helps sell the most copies...aren't copies only sold after it's released?
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
I totally want to win!!
Imagine, it's his cd release party! Which means Shitney would be there, and well as the dumbass himself, plus anyone who thought a cd was a good idea...
So...damn good place for a bomb.
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
I dont understand how a 24 year old girl has boobs that hang down to her navel.....2 kids or not. She should have spent the lipo money on a boob lift.
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
first prize is one hour partying with brit and kfed. second prize is two hours partying with brit and kfed. third prize is ...
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
she needs to borrow monica bellucci's corset, and rach-rach-rachet those zeppelins up above the mason-dixon line
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
I hope no one fools themselves into thinking this was due to anything other than massive amounts of plastic surgery. No wonder we haven't seen her since the kid was born.
By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
Awww, come on people! Evry-buddy here in duh trailer park know bras ur only for speshal uh-casions. Like when Santa was gone and born. What's dat called uh-gain? Ya, Christmas. And for when your pappy gets outta jail.
Ain't nuthin' wrong with yer busums hangin' halfway between yer shoulders 'n yer crotch. S'Fashionable.
By Britney, on 12:10 PM
you know some white trash loser will use all of the money he earned selling crack to suburban wigga's to buy all of KFed's cds and win the so-called prize. Or maybe they WILL be selling door to door...most likely, it will be a relative of KFed like his creepy Dad who will be trying to convince you that his son has 'mad skillz'. I can't wait until these people go away...
By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
Who wants his stinky-ass shoes? What would you DO with them?
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
Okay, Brit has had some major work done after c-section number 2. She NEVER looked like this after SP. Maybe after baby 2 she's through??
WTF, doesn't she know how essential a bra is...especially with hangers like hers? If she only put on a bra, she could look even slimmer.
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
i would masturbate into his shoes every morning and every night. you asked.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
Whatever happened to losing weight by eating less and doing more exercise? Thank you AMA.
By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM
Do yu really think any celebrities are going to attend this ghost town of a party?
'Ring Ring!'
'Hello?'
'Congratulations! You've won a night out with Shitney, Kfart, his shoes and some crap cheapo bling!'
'Wow! I won it all!?'
'You were the only entrant, Jamie Lynn....'
By Smartie, on 4:02 PM
kpud wont do any better the the whore hilton
By ANGEL, on 4:05 PM
jesus christ she has some orangutan titties. she good flip those hangers over her back. if she was to bend over...her nipples would get caught inbetween her toes.
By prettyboy, on 4:14 PM
she needs to borrow monica bellucci's corset, and rach-rach-rachet those zeppelins up above the mason-dixon line
LMAO! Jesus Christ on a bike, that's funny.
See, the girl is feeding Skillz Jr. right now, so those things aren't going away any time soon. Really, if you've never cranked out a kid you have no idea how big your hooters get, and they get EVEN BIGGER AFTER the kid pops out. As for not wearing a bra, well, the bastards do hurt a bit, and bras are a pain in the ass to try to feed a kid with, and we all KNOW that she WILL GET a complete overhaul eventually anyway, but yes. Let's get Playtex 18-Hour Technical Support on the horn, and pronto.
Ya know, though... I think for once in her life, Britney is playing it smart: Obviously she can't have a "lift" while she's breastfeeding, and if she's planning more Skillz Jr.s--or chips off any future blocks of untalented crap who glom onto her in the wake of her painful divorce because they are a standup guy who doesn't care about money or fame or even sneakers--well, she's probably worried that more surgery will render her boobies non-milkable. Hey, it happens.
So Britney is actually being REALLY SMART to hold off while Mini Skillz is at the milk bar. Oh. Wait. She still smokes. So does what's-his-untalented. That's not smart at all.
Never mind. I take it all back. Dumb bitch.
By Fed up, on 4:32 PM
i have to say, the jeans and shoes kick ass.
her hair is a mess, of course, and that sweater would be cute if it were a size smaller and worn with only a [very good] bra underneath, but overall, i am pleasantly surprised.
(i can't say shit about the sweater other than it's too big, because i f'ing love argyle.)
By s, on 5:58 PM
Lindsay has no self esteem whatsoever.
To talk to Paris afetr the way the Whore-ess tried to humiliate her over and over, it's just stupid.
Paris will get her again.
By parissucksliterally, on 6:08 PM
Lindsay has no self esteem whatsoever.
To talk to Paris afetr the way the Whore-ess tried to humiliate her over and over, it's just stupid.
Paris will get her again.
By parissucksliterally, on 6:08 PM
I just love how all of these you people were just a few mnths ago calling britney "fat" and "ugly" and now that she has lost some weight, everyone is like "wow she looks great".
After seeing what she looks like au natural, i don't think britney will ever be hot again. She still is ugly and will ALWAYS be white trash.
By Anonymous, on 6:33 PM
This has to be the lowest of lows. Begging "fans" to help sell this loser's CDs? What are they going to do? Have some poor smuck stand on a street corner hawking CDs? and whoever sells the most at the end of the day wins?
Sounds like Girl Scout cookies. Any artist with any pride would slit their wrists before subjecting themselves to this ultimate put down. Talk about your lack of faith in the product. BTW, the Girl Scout cookies would out sell his CD a thousand to one.
By Anonymous, on 7:50 PM
Who gives a shit about any of that stuff when you've got an epic zinger like "Brad Pitt at the end of Seven had a better selection to choose from."
That is top-shelf fucking wit, lol.
By Jester959, on 8:28 PM
Overall I'd say she looks pretty decent given what she's been looking like the past year or so. But, again that's because she's a celebrity and can afford plastic surgery; why she didn't get the boob lift is beyond me. I really wish she'd stop appearing in public looking so horrible...she must know the paparazzi are waiting for her everywhere...with all that money just hire someone to do your hair and dress you! It's like a train wreck...can't stop watching her sad little life, no matter how hard you try...
By Anonymous, on 8:31 PM
She looks pretty decent! WOW! I think she's all growd up...finally, she's not wearing a shitty baby doll dress and wedge flip flops.
By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
She's still a fat piece of white trash. All the plastic surgery in the world cannot remove her classless redneck background. She is doomed to be a stain on American history, and all of her fans will look back at her undeserved popularity and laugh (think MC Hammer).
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
Her sweater, high collar, hair back, glasses, and lack of bra remind me of my old high school english teacher. I love that liberated sexy school teacher look.
By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM
Yes, but with her tits hanging down to her ankles, she looks more like "liberated widow librarian", not "liberated sexy schoolteacher".
By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
You know this girl is originally the poster child for plastic surgery, she is all over celebrity plastic surgery.com! She had a nosejob, liposuction, 2 tummy tucks,and God knows what else. The question is who in hollywood hasn't had plastic surgery!?
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
no the hanging tits give her the lesbian english teacher, havent-had-a-cock-in-10-years look. which is a great thing, because all they want when they stray to the outtie side is merciless penetration. and then you have to leave. in other words, the perfect date.
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
I'm willing to bet that she had a C-Tuck. It's getting pretty popular even with non-celebs. You have a C-Section, they show you the baby, and while they've got you all semi-conscious and cut open, they knock you completely out and give you a tummy tuck right then and there.
I bet she didn't even request one. The doctor just did it out of pity. And while I can't go as far as to say "she looks great (let's face it, she doesn't compared to "Britney Classic")", it is an improvement. And any improvement, however slight, is a big plus for my poor abused retinas when I have to look at a picture of her skanky trashy ass.
By AnnArrogance, on 10:45 AM
At least if you won the sucky prize of hanging out with K-Fuck and his woman, you'd have a story to tell. And you could have a hidden camera to candidly record K-Fuck compromising himself and then blackmail him. That's good.
Maybe you could give K-Fuck's shoes to your dog to chew on.
As for the replica of K-Fuck's medallion??? The real one is probably plastic covered in foil. Or maybe its chocolate covered in foil. Mmmm mmmm.
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
K-Fed already masturbated into those shoes.
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
She looks really cute on those pictures. I love that she moved away from the blonde hair, it makes her look smarter. :-P
Anyhow, I am a big fan or hers. Her next step should be dumping K-Fed and looking for someone a little more mature and responsible.
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
Ok, are there any plastic surgeons on here? I am just curious how she could have had lipo and a tummy tuck on top of a newborn baby and look this good in 3 weeks?? Is that even possible? Shouldn't she be swollen if she did this through surgery? People need to remember she said she worked out through this entire 2nd pregnancy and she did look pretty good up until the last couple weeks of her pregnancy. People need to stop hating on her. She is damned if she does, and damned if she doesn't. As for the contest, this is not the first time an artist gives away such prizes to motivate sales. It isn't like this was the ingenius idea of Britney Spears.
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
Yeah, she's still fat and her tits hang down to her waist. what happened to the old britney? Oh yeah, k-fed impregnated her with two babies that'll grow up dummer than shit.
By Jason, on 3:04 PM
Puhleeze. She looks fantastic for someone who just gave birth, minus the horrible dye job and choice of outfit. No amount of tummy tucking & lipo is going to whip that bitch around that fast. Admit it, she's working out, taking care of herself, and she looks good. Good for Britney, anyway.
By Anonymous, on 8:56 PM
So Jessica tries too hard and Britney is desperate? What else is new?
By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM
For those of you curios about the tummy tuck thing, a lot of women (especially celebs) who have a C-section go ahead and have a tummy tuck at the same time (ever notice how much thinner the C-section celebs look after giving birth?). When you have lipo, yes, you're swollen, but the docs make you wear compression clothes (if you get thigh lipo you would wear something on the order of really really thick medical pantyhose). Lipo and plastic surgery recovery is super-fast nowadays. Two weeks would do it. Some of you are saying that she hasn't had surgery. They WHY is she covered up head to toe in these pics? This is a woman who can't manage to cover up even during pregnancy and NOW she's wearing a turtleneck? She's bandaged up. I'd bet on it.
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
For those of you curios about the tummy tuck thing, a lot of women (especially celebs) who have a C-section go ahead and have a tummy tuck at the same time (ever notice how much thinner the C-section celebs look after giving birth?). When you have lipo, yes, you're swollen, but the docs make you wear compression clothes (if you get thigh lipo you would wear something on the order of really really thick medical pantyhose). Lipo and plastic surgery recovery is super-fast nowadays. Two weeks would do it. Some of you are saying that she hasn't had surgery. They WHY is she covered up head to toe in these pics? This is a woman who can't manage to cover up even during pregnancy and NOW she's wearing a turtleneck? She's bandaged up. I'd bet on it.
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
Maybe KFed has been feeding of those milk bags too, since he's still a titbaby
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
Wow actually I think your right Britney couldn't even be fully covered when she was prego and now she is supposely thin and she is wearing a turtle neck, long sleeves and jeans if she SUPPOSELY lost the weight from working out why isnt she wearing a cute skirt or a tank top or something and shows that yeah I did this by working out, but instead I think she did have lipo I mean who in their right mind would want to cover up after losing 26pds I would want to show it off, so she did have lipo surgery she is wearing undergarments to help with the swelling.....why did she do that?? she was such an inspiration to me now shes just another one of those celebs
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
"she needs to borrow monica bellucci's corset, and rach-rach-rachet those zeppelins up above the mason-dixon line"
Holy SHIT that's funny!!
By Laurie, on 12:57 AM
Why is Britney dressed like she's about to tee off at Augusta? FOUR!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:19 AM
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