Carmen Electra is Scientific

50 Comments:

  • ...she's supposed to be naked...

    Dammit! Is that what I've been doing wrong? And to think I wasted all that time in Law School.

    Carmen Electra is about as significant to Quantum Physics as a Twinkie is to a Panzer. Squish.

    By Vigilante, on 10:01 AM  

  • Carmen Electra into Quantum Physics, huh? What's next...K-Fed giving lectures about Fermat's Last Theorem????

    Nothing is sacred anymore...

    By Longshanks, on 10:04 AM  

  • The "power of thoughts"? She must mean psychology.

    By Vern, on 10:08 AM  

  • Carmen ISN'T into quantum physics. Hell, just look at her basic, generic quote on the subject. ;)

    Here's my thought on nuclear energy in comparison:

    "I'm really into nuclear energy. Some of my friends are into it, some of them aren't, so I'm trying to get them excited about discovering all these interesting things about nuclear energy. Nuclear energy could benefit human civilization or it could be our downfall. It gives me chills thinking about it. It's fun."

    See?

    This career-based-on-fake-tittie-exposing skank sat down with her team of handlers and mulled over which claim of interest would seem the most outlandish and garner her the most press time and headlines.

    I'm sure finishing a close second to quantum physics was the subject of natural breasts and talent.

    By joejoe, on 10:14 AM  

  • Nothing more than publicity. It seems every playmate is starting to realize that there's no more money or fame when your not spreading for a photog. Last month some ex-playmate was on the radio trying to acclaim her newfound foray into law, while pimping her book revealing scandolous crap about hugh at the same time. A while back some hoe-bag former playmate was trying to build up some cred when she accused nypd of unneccessary force or some bull honky... The only paper these girls deserve to have their publicity stunts published on is the 2 ply paper I wipeth my ass with

    By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM  

  • What a twat...oops I mean twit!

    By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM  

  • Kelly wants some Grade "A" Choice Meat.

    By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM  

  • She's a whore, and she's dumber than JFK's lobotomized sister...but damn, she's hot.

    By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM  

  • I think Joejoe was closing in on it - I think her understanding of quantum physics being related to thoughts could be better put to an even better analogy like this:

    "I'm really into string theory. Some of my friends are into it, some of them aren't, so I'm trying to get them excited about discovering all these interesting things about string. Like the world's largest ball of string. How'd they get that thing so big, anyway? It gives me chills thinking about it. It's fun."

    By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM  

  • OMG is she fat!

    By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM  

  • She doesn't look like she could tie her shoes, much less read a book with no pictures.

    By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM  

  • ya know, shes not even that hot anymore. hasnt been in a while. i mean, id bang her, but thats not saying much....id bang a lot of women.

    By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM  

  • She just wanted to learn about black holes and stuff. She's got one theory that Dave Navarro sucks with more power than any black hole in the universe.

    Even Professor Stephen Hawking found this theory to be relevant. He co-sponsored her theory, because he hates Dave Navarro as well. He quoted "Dave Navarro is the suckiest suck that ever sucked."

    By jeditemple, on 11:33 AM  

  • WTF is she talking about? She's not making any sense. That's one of the most pathetic quotes a celebrity has ever made. I feel embarrassed for her.

    By What ho!, on 11:38 AM  

  • Anon 11:05,

    Yeah, nuclear energy probably wasn't the best choice to illustrate my point.
    Carmen could use her same basic, generic quote to discuss any number of topics she actually has knowledge of.

    You know, like breast enhancement surgery, bad acting, marrying for money/fame, whoring, and so on...

    Why again is this woman famous? What's her special talent??

    She's a boob job away from giving handjobs at an Ohio truckstop for smoke money.

    By joejoe, on 11:45 AM  

  • It's about time she became a scientologist.

    By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM  

  • Ever seen her without makeup? Shes fugly.

    By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM  

  • her quantum theory made perfect sense to me while my dick was in her mouth

    By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM  

  • if she stripped off her bikini and started bouncing on my cock, i might not tell her to leave right away

    By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM  

  • i'd hit her aged geritol-squirting medicare-funded pooper

    By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM  

  • i'd shoot matter at her

    By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM  

  • for a playboy model she has a lot of everyday smarts. like, "when i was with dennis rodman, i'd wake up every day and ask him why my ass smarts"

    By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM  

  • she's been soiled by a black guy. scarlett should make her "hot"

    By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM  

  • I would love to Deepak her in the Chopra.

    By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM  

  • I'm sitting here in my office, and I tried to fart, but I accidentally shit myself.
    Now I gotta just sit here with shit in my pants, like a 2 year old. I have another 3 hours to just sit here, and reflect on it. So fucking embarrasing.

    By j-bird, on 1:27 PM  

  • you can see your reflection in it???

    By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM  

  • I totally agree that it's probably BS. Carmen seems the type to say crap like this just to get attention. But I wonder, why do people seem to automatically assume that a gorgeous woman can't also be smart, or at least genuinely interested in challenging ideas/academics? Why do we automatically blow that idea off?

    By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM  

  • because if she reads books all day she'll get a fat ass and pimples (including some on her fat ass)

    By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM  

  • that ho just wants to know how the riding vibrator she rode on Howard Stern was created

    By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM  

  • She probably saw "What the *bleep* do we know?" and thinks shes an expert on QM.

    Which is like watching a McDonalds commercial and saying you're an expert on fluid dynamics.

    By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM  

  • This broad has about damn near hit the wall. She's got about another 2 years in her and then she will start looking like pamela anderson. The 30's are not good for women. 20's and 40's are great decades for women but something about the 30's as they start to get old looking....

    By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM  

  • She has jumped the shark. Reason? cause she has seen more sausage than Jimmy Dean.

    By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM  

  • Of course she's into quantum mechanics, she dated Prince: a very very small man.

    By n bohr, on 3:50 PM  

  • I don't think she's stupid because she's hot. I think she's stupid because she's stupid.

    By Hyperbole, on 4:53 PM  

  • She's a total idiot. I don't know what she thinks quantum physics is, but I assure you it has nothing to do with "the power of thoughts."

    By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM  

  • she probably just watched "what the bleep do we know." it's a propaganda piece for a cult that tries to pass itself off as science. laughable stuff, if people didn't buy into it.

    By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM  

  • I don't get it. Why are you all bashing someone who is trying to expand their knowledge? I commend her for wanting to ask questions and experience the universe. I can't stand just how completely and willfully ignorant most people choose to live their lives. Good for you Carmen, good for you. And P.S. Quantum psychics is absolutely mind blowing and can change your whole life schema if you’re open to it.

    By Anonymous, on 6:46 PM  

  • I think gorgeous women can definitely be smart, and I wouldn't ever bash someone who is definitely trying to gain more knowledge. But this is just pretentious bullshit she's trying to use so that people won't think she's just a hot body. It's not working, though. It's pretty obvious she doesn't know shit about quantum physics.

    By Lola, on 8:18 PM  

  • carmen elektra understands nothing about quantum physics

    but she's so hot my boson becomes a fermion anytime i look at her

    i'd spin my lepton in her hadron and charm it up and down until my positron releases all its energy in an burst of gamma ray photons all over her beautiful mesons

    By jmholber, on 9:38 PM  

  • The best part of this thread is all of you showing how VERY FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE! Thanks for the laughs. As somebody who has studied quantum physics and quantum chemistry, I can confirm that she knows more than all of you put together when it comes to quantum physics. Though, to be fair she doesn't know that much either, she seems to buy into some of the more questionable theories regarding quantum mechanics.
    Do some reading folks.

    By skomes, on 9:45 PM  

  • It sounds more like you just saw the move What the #(*#%! do we know, and thinks that piece of crap marketing for scientology with horrible CG is actually talking about real quantum physics and anything else truely scientific. Watching crazy colors fly over the screen and 10 seconds exerpts here and there from professors does not make you a scientist.

    By Anonymous, on 10:49 PM  

  • Sooooo ... skomes .. what is quantum physics in your "expert" opinion? I have to know because all the physics classes I've taken in college say nothing about the "power of thought" ... so please .. enlighten us all stupid folk ...

    By Anonymous, on 6:01 AM  

  • Dum dadum dum dum!

    By Anonymous, on 8:20 AM  

  • there's a "physics of consciousness" thing that them book-larnin' types talk about when drunk/high. not worth repeating here (please....)

    By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM  

  • 9:28 AM -
    Yeah, heard about that. Some anaesthesiologist-professor at UC Boulder (dude!) claims the brain is some kind of "quantum computer" in which consciousness resides, or emerges.
    Anyway, not a widely accepted theory by the physics/medical community, apparently.

    By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM  

  • She is definitely refering to "what the bleep do we know?" and the “Ramtha School of Enlightenment” which wraps it's absurd notions in the disguise of quantum physics.

    The main differnece between the Ramtha cult and Scientology is that the Ramtha people are up-front about their crazy ideas and don't wait for its members to be completely brainwashed before telling them about past lives and space aliens. In this regard they are a little less creepy, yet still very, very creepy.

    http://jennifersaylor.wordpress.com/2006/08/21/debunking-ramtha-and-what-the-bleep-do-we-know/

    By Christopher, on 5:11 PM  

  • Yeah, I'd bang her...but she seems like the type of girl who farts in bed, and laughs about it. That would get mildly annoying, but I'd learn to tolerate it after a while.

    By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM  

  • WTF!??? Look at this bitch's old woman arms! Especially in picture 5. Gross.

    By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM  

  • No straight male is looking at her arms in pic 5.

    By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM  

  • I recall the last time when I was taking a class in Quantum Physics when it came to stupid siliconized bimbos we had equations such as,

    The mass of the a$$ equals the angle of the dangle times the cream of the... etc...

    Nobody in their right mind would ever want to marry one of these hallowed headed trophies.

    By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com


blog advertising is good for you